do any lonely 30+ 5'5''+ femlurkers want me to be their friend so i can brighten up their gloomy lives with my endless excitement and positivity and take them on fun, wacky online escapades with me every day?
>>84105738I wish there were older fembots here but I rarely ever see one.
>>84105738What are your thoughts on this delinquent
>>84106326they are ultra rare these days but that's what makes them so valuable >>84106341Yusuke is a top tier delinquent. he might've been what actually sparked my passion for delinquents as a kid. YYH was the first anime i ever remember watching. i was flipping through channels one night, and i stumbled upon YYH on the eastern european anime channel. it was the episode where Hiei holding the fort while Yusuke was out training during the Dark Tournament, and he sliced some guy's arm off to show him that he means business. seeing that stuff on TV felt so exhilarating to me at the time. i was hooked after that and kept up with it every week.
>>84106377Yusuke is definitely top 5 delinquents top 3 even.i loved his english dub too on toonami.I rank him closely with Onizuka-sama.And Benimaru Shinmon is a delinquent turned cheiftain i like him as well
>>84106400can't forget about Mankichi Togawa. he is THE OG delinquent gang leader. Hiroshi Motomiya is a very underrated writer, even though he essentially made Weekly Jump into what it is today. i love how he explores themes like masculinity and finding your purpose in life in a very open minded and approachable manner in his works. if you're into arcade games, you might recognize him for his artwork on games like Warriors of Fate
>>84106461I didn't know about him! I primarily watch mecha but i will also become king of delinquents!I'll try and check these out when my attention span comes backwhat do you think of Beezlebub?
>>84106470>I primarily watch mechame too!! GaoGaiGar is my fave anime of all time, and Getter Robo is probably my favorite manga. i live for giant robots, dude. tokusatsu is great too >what do you think of Beezlebub?it started out okay but got REALLY GOOD as it went on. i really enjoyed the Behemoth arc in the manga if you remember it, when Oga's friend Furuichi had his whole heel turn going on. i liked the concept of taking a joke character and turning him into an actual threat and rival for the main character. it was super engaging!! it's a shame the author's other manga attempts never panned out
>>84106377True true yup trueYYH wasn't my first anime, but it's my favorite now and Yusukes delinquency is definitely a part of why. The world needs more delinquent MCs!
>>84106501>The world needs more delinquent MCs!Japan used to have a law against showing juvenile delinquency on TV until recently, so that's why you don't see a lot of delinquent anime, BUT on the flipside, there are loads, and i mean LOADS of delinquent manga out there. you could read nothing but delinquent manga for years and never run out. even in Weekly Jump, the magazine YYH was published in, the roster of MCs was filled with delinquents in the 90s: you had Hareluya from Hareluya II BOY, Sakuragi from Slam Dunk, Josuke in Part 4, Maeda Taison from RokuBlues etc. just look at pic related for a second, at least half of those guys are delinquents. what i'm saying is, WE MUST RETVRN
>>84106524Is everyone in this image supposed to be a delinquent? Goku sure doesn't fit the type...>Josuke in Part 4You know I never thought of it when I watched years ago, but I guess the hairdo makes it super obvious in hindsight.>Japan used to have a law against showing juvenile delinquency on TVHuuuuuh? Was it really that widespread in Japan? I'd assume it's popularity to be comparable to like greasers or something in America, mostly harmless subculture that only certain regions really participated in. Was it a problem in Japan or was the NHK just being prudes?
>>84107069>Is everyone in this image supposed to be a delinquent?NOO this is just a thing Weekly Jump used to do where they'd have a cover showing all of their current main characters alongside their authors. i was giving this image as an example because it shows the abundance of delinquent MCs in the magazine around that time.>but I guess the hairdo makes it super obvious in hindsightAraki loved exploiting whatever themes were popular in the early JoJo parts until he found his own groove. for example Parts 1-3 draw from the hypermasculine style of Arnie and Stallone movies, same as Fist of the North Star and Sakigake Otokojuku did>I'd assume it's popularity to be comparable to like greasers or something in Americayou're right on the money with that assumption. 1950s American greaser culture blew up in Japan around the 1980s and it became a massive cultural phenomenon. people were styling their hair like Elvis, Marlon Brando or James Dean and adopting that sort of "tough guy" attitude they had. as the style evolved in Japan, it also started getting mixed with other subcultures like bosozoku and gyaru-oh. it's really interesting to see just how much Japanese culture has always been influenced by American culture. no wonder animanga has gotten so lame nowadays, since American culture as a whole did too, so mangaka have nothing to pull inspiration from >Was it a problem in Japan or was the NHK just being prudes?it was a huge problem, even the police couldn't keep delinquents in control at their peak in popularity. i guess NHK didn't want to promote that sort of behavior and egg them on even further, causing even more trouble. series like Yu Yu Hakusho and Slam Dunk got away with getting TV anime because they weren't *just* delinquent series. but RokuBlues for example, despite being more popular than DBZ at its peak, never got a TV anime due to being a pure delinquent series.
can't believe you guys activated my delinquent autism and i went overboard without even realizing it... i need to keep my eyes on the prize, however, and by prize i mean getting a girlfriend to have hot, steamy e-sex with...
>>84107915It's mostly me asking about delinquents every thread lol....>RokuBlues for example, despite being more popular than DBZ at its peak, never got a TV anime due to being a pure delinquent series.More popular than peak DBZ? Crazy to not have heard of it, did missing out on an anime adaptation hurt it that much?>No wonder animanga has gotten so lame nowadays, since American culture as a whole did too, so mangaka have nothing to pull inspiration from True>Araki loved exploiting whatever themes were popular in the early JoJo parts until he found his own grooveI'd say he really came into his own with the part 7 designs, easily the best in series.>American greaser culture blew up in Japan around the 1980s and it became a massive cultural phenomenon. people were styling their hair like Elvis, Marlon Brando or James Dean and adopting that sort of "tough guy" attitude they had.What a strange revival.... how'd you get so in the know about delinquent culture anyhow?
>>84107986>It's mostly me asking about delinquents every thread lol....lolol it's okay, i'm just messing. i'm happy to chat about delinquents with you anytime you decide to pop up >Crazy to not have heard of it, did missing out on an anime adaptation hurt it that much?everyone in Japan loved it as it was coming out. the author (Masanori Morita) is considered one of the all time greats, and the manga he did afterwards, Rookies (a baseball delinquent series) is also super well regarded. it's not just a lack of an adaptation that hurt its popularity in the West, but also the lack of availability. RokuBlues never ever got an official English release of any kind. i know it has an official French release though because they license everything over there. personally, what i love about RokuBlues (besides Morita's amazing, semi realistic style) is how it balances out slice of life story arcs with more serious, gang warfare stories. usually a lot of delinquent manga go one way or the other, as in, they're either super comedic or super serious. i like how the world in RokuBlues really gets time to develop and expand, and by the time you reach the end, you feel like you were a part of the action yourself, with how familiar you've become with the setting and characters. also love the goofy facial expressions, especially the iconic "delinquent duck face" >part 7 designsdefinitely, Part 7 feels the most "Araki" out of all of them, as in, you can tell he doesn't need to pull from any trends anymore because he's confident in his own style >how'd you get so in the know about delinquent culture anyhow?i grew up on a lot of animanga text forums back when people still used those. so i just absorbed a lot of info through osmosis on the courtesy of being part of these communities for so long. i will tell you none of this info helps me get laid though kek >pic related love that you saved that. i wish more people liked Chameleon. even among delinquent fans it was quite hated
I've only ever met early 20's chicks on 4cuck and I can't say I have a lot in common with them.
>>84108076i'm only 24 but i feel the same when talking to people younger than me. it's like we live on different planets. i don't use social media, don't watch shorts, don't play multiplayer games, don't keep up with whatever trends they're into. might as well be an alien to them.
i wish w*men were as receptive of my unhinged schizo rambles on niche subjects. they just call me a virgin and laugh at me instead :(
>>84108688its ok bro if any foids or trolls show themselves i will cut them downshikata ga nai gomen...
>>84109021samurai bro always has my back... i'll let you inherit all the secrets of my vampire estate once i'm gone, because i trust you, man, i trust you with my life. you better take care of your qt redditor gee eff for me too
>>84109082of course my descendants have to inherit my heavenly restriction and assassinate your enemies while an old man character trains your delinquent heir to be a true man
>>84109098that's so fuarking MANLY. it brought a tear to my beady delinquent eye...
bump for samurai bro
can't give up hope HUAAA
>>84105738Uh... how important is the 5'5''+ part for you>>84106326I come /here/ sometimes but yeah there's only a handful of us
>>84106326There's one that's 26 but yeah. They're always way too young here. I guess fembots just graduate way easier from this hell. They're women after all.
>>84112990An >older fembot< is 30+
>>84108688It's okay bro, let me, your bestest friend help you acclimate. We'll roleplay so you can get some practice. I'll start. Ahem.Still talking on your silly pink message board about tough guys? You're such a virgin haha!
Damn you missed out on prime 2024 dykebot, she was 36 and an OG r9ker since the board was created
>>84112977Nta but I personally couldn't care about height, then again I'd rather just talk to someone who would want to watch shows or play Vidya once in a while when I'm not busy. Dating people online hasn't really been anything worth writing home about so far, so fuck it.
>>84112977>I come /here/ sometimes but yeah there's only a handful of usWould you actually date a robot? >>84112990I would like her a little older but I would still gladly take that. It's the mass influx of 18 year olds that hurts.
>>8411301626 is close to my age so that's a good line for me. There's too many here that show up that are like 21 or worse and it's so cringe to think I was seriously talking with someone legit 10 years younger than me.
>>84112977>Uh... how important is the 5'5''+ part for youit's negotiable. i mention it every time because i'm 5'4 and i have a raging boner for height differences, no matter how big. >>84112990they really do. from what i've noticed during my time on the board, they either get a boyfriend and never look back or they get a career like becoming vtubers or whatever and also never look back>>84113205okay okay lemme get in character... https://voca.ro/1kCR8fTvh4pH>>84113700>prime 2024 dykeboti've known about dykebot for at least a decade. she's mega hot but seems like the type who'd hate my guts and wouldn't want anything to do with me, so i never tried to woo her. also worse than all, she's a tr*pfag >>84113908lay off my potential woman >>84114147same goes to you >>84114229SAMNE GOESD TO YOU!!!
>>84114912I think you got this one in the bag romanian bro i will cut down the woman stealer nowkeep moving foward romanianbro-san...
>>84114935i can feel it in my bones samuraibro, this is the one. i'm so close to getting her i can almost taste her...
>>84114912nta but nice accent, I only pick up you having one with how you pronounce "p"
>>84115033https://voca.ro/1iZeJTHISYSa
>>84106377>they are ultra rare these days but that's what makes them so valuableWhy would hags be valuable to you?
>>84113700>>84114912>she's mega hotdamn what did she look like if she was hot at 36?
>>84115145>Why would hags be valuable to you?because their mature bodies are EROTIC and SEXY!! not only that, but i can hold actual conversations with them where it feels like i'm talking to an actual, multi-layered person with lots of deep thoughts and feelings. simply put, younger girls are OBSOLETE. >>84115157>damn what did she look like if she was hot at 36?she didn't look a day over 25. she was like 6 foot and had these super long, meaty legs. i could probably find her pics in the archive again if i dig hard enough
I know there are older foids because some post their ages in other threads. Do you ever look for them there or stay in here?
>>84115172Based taste!!!I mean I don't necessarily think deep people are always older but there's a higher chance.
>>84115057https://voca.ro/1oB5zTl981Ls
>>8411518199% of the time i stick to my own threads with the very rare exception like when that 49 year old divorced mom posted here. i feel like i have better chances if some girl shows up "on my own turf" instead of me trying to catch her in the wild, you know what i mean? like, if she shows up in my thread i know she's probably at least intrigued by me as a character, whereas if i show up in another thread i'll just be another rando to her >>84115189yess obviously there are exceptions to what i said, but i'm maximizing my chances to find what i'm looking for if i specifically aim older. it's all about min-maxxing >>84115195https://voca.ro/1nyeNirm8yek
>>84115212i think this logic is p flawed, old femanons on here will want to meet you through a regular discussion rather than join a thread that is just begging for their attention ykwim?
>>84115212https://voca.ro/14zhyxNRWfs6
>>84115212>>84115246https://voca.ro/1cSOWeIbVwOu
>>84115227i get your point, right? but think of it like this: if we talk in some random thread and then they add me on discord, they're way less likely to stick around on average. once we've exhausted whatever we had in common to talk about from that thread's subject, the convo will just peter out and die. not only that, but they're way more likely to pull out the "errm i have a boyfriend" or "errm i never intended to date you, where'd you get that idea from?" cards if you add them from a random thread. if they show up in my thread and they wanna talk to me, then THEY KNOW what they're getting into. they're playing by MY rules and i can bend those rules however i wanna. all that is to say, i like being in power, and being the OP of a thread gets me all the power i could dream of. >>84115246https://voca.ro/1clUiIn9emla>>84115276https://voca.ro/1kmkSkpSHQmQ
>>84115293https://voca.ro/1bpQAIfW5AM6>>84115246https://voca.ro/1goXZ4uf6Px0
>>84115293> if we talk in some random thread and then they add me on discord, they're way less likely to stick around on average. once we've exhausted whatever we had in common to talk about from that thread's subject, the convo will just peter out and die. not only that, but they're way more likely to pull out the "errm i have a boyfriend" or "errm i never intended to date you, where'd you get that idea from?" cards if you add them from a random thread. i just fundamentally have experienced the opposite of this and would never assume what you wrote at all.>they're playing by MY rules and i can bend those rules however i wanna. all that is to say, i like being in power, and being the OP of a thread gets me all the power i could dream of.it really doesn't get you that much, but this was revealing. thanks.
>>84115320https://voca.ro/122GwbT42Y1P>>84115335all i'm saying is, we're all different so what works for you won't necessarily work for me and vice versa. we all have to play by our strengths to ger what we want, and my strength is acting like a clown in public until a girl wants to fuck me because of it. i'm sure you've got your strengths too, just gotta play into the gimmick, full kayfabe style, work them into a shoot
>>84115358>and my strength is acting like a clown in public until a girl wants to fuck me because of it.Is this working out for you? Because you make this thread every single day and no foid ever responds.
>>84115358https://voca.ro/1aWszvjDuYGP
>>84115370maybe the current r9k meta is different, but i can tell you it definitely worked in the past. i've been in some amazing 2+ year relationships that i've gotten from this very board. >>84115386https://voca.ro/133iUpy4S9W3
>>84115370https://voca.ro/1cXbiNAQ6hxo>>84115358https://voca.ro/17O1FtiAZUoV>>84115402https://voca.ro/1eI3OLZmXxsI
>>84115412https://voca.ro/14yYKIfjIaYA
>>84115412I'm not clicking your vocaroo.>>84115402That wasn't what I meant. It was the acting like a clown part. Does that work for you? It doesn't seem like something women enjoy. It seems like you like being a personality with other men instead. That's fine.
>>84115492>It doesn't seem like something women enjoyare you the spokesperson for every woman on the globe?
>>84115470yeah it just costs a good bit to visit her she said she'll try to make it out to me at some point thankfully she spoils me on occassion i guess it balances outthanks for your energy vampbro
>>84115276https://voca.ro/15Mp2gtZ47cp>>84115293https://voca.ro/12PT9SGOqFg2>>84115320https://voca.ro/1ihRAQ69XisW>>84115492https://voca.ro/1oeiylwtydXl
this thread might just be the best thread i've ever seen, so many cool bros here.....
>>84115534Relevant delinquent image
>>84115212>49 year old divorced momwere you that one guy that was simping hard for her attention and bragging you were talking with her?
>>84115518>she spoils me on occassion i guess it balances outdude, you're the luckiest guy. where's MY rich american gee eff who spoils me and does nice things for me... >>84115534https://voca.ro/1loZljkJjBVV>>84115536YOU BETTER NOT BE THE DENJI POSTER FROM THE 49 YEAR OLD DIVORCED MOM THREAD. BECAUSE I GOT BEEF WITH YOU MAN. YOU STOLE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS!!!!
>>84115557I KNEW YOU WHERE FAMILIAR! man im sorry i stole her from you, we where having a great conversation but she hasn't emailed me back for a couple days.... maybe i should send an email to see if shes doing ok
>>84115508Are those women in here right now?>>84115534What did I just say?
you might not want to go for a 4chan hag esp r9k. those bitches have lots of practice tearing men apart
>>84115534https://voca.ro/1ek47wokB7m3>>84115566sorry denji-san...i must cut you down for the deep offense my clanit can't be helped>>84115557yeah...i really do think you should try the r4r and stuff especially the one in your country but i know your having fun in the forums though>>84115573wasn't me dweeb i started ignoring you after
>>84115566you got nothing bro and you were acting so on top in that thread it sucks to suck i suppose
>>84115581GOMEN! please forgive me delinquent-san, I didn't steal her from you she just chose me over you! I promise I would never do something so dishonorable, at least let me commit seppuku to preserve some honor
>>84115566lmao simp got ghosted and owned
>>84115566watch your back chud...
>>84115590No you will commit harikiri with a bamboo rodsepukku is a mercy to one as dishonorable as you
>>84115581Yeah that's why you answered kek. My only point was grown women don't want to fuck whatever this shota persona is so it makes no sense to beg for their attention
>>84105738https://voca.ro/1foOruJzCRf9
>>84115597gomen gomen gomen! I'm sorry!!>>84115604at once sensei! I am sorry my actions have caused you dishonor! ack! bleh!
>>84115566DUDE on one hand i'm happy for you, but on the other hand IT'S SO RARE TO SEE 49 YEAR OLD DIVORCED MOMS ON THIS BOARD, I FELT LIKE I MISSED MY ONE CHANCE AT HAPPINESS AAAAARGHGHHHHHH >>84115573>Are those women in here right now?they're in my bedroom, they're saying hi >>84115577trust me, i know. i've been through it before. i know how to handle them >>84115581messing around in here is so much more fun than r*ddit could ever be, even if i'm not getting what i want i'm having so much fun >>84115604TRUTH >>84115612i don't know dude, i think shotamaxxing is the way to go in 2026
>>84115616https://voca.ro/16LHe93Jk7MX>>84115620Damn devil...a dead devil is a good devil
>>84115626i know man its so fucking rare..... dont feel like you missed out though she hasn't emailed me back since the 3rd of march ughhhh. maybe im destined to wander from thread to thread with no hag to fill me with joy
>>84115629https://voca.ro/19HFjfUJINEX
>>84115639its probably because you're a chud
>>84115639it's okay dude me and my samurai bodyguard bro will fill you with lots of joy. you can join my vampire estate
>>84115655wipe your fingers. you're gonna love this next patty melt
>>84115655chud found on 4chan? what a shocker>>84115657r-really? you'll take me in even after that hag chose me! you guys really are the best! bros before hags always!
>>84115666go get voice mogged again
>>84115669look Denjibro, you're like my shonen rival who becomes an ally after the initial arc, which in this case is the 49 year old divorced mom saga. we had a manly battle in that thread, but now we're bros for life
>>84115688thank you rantarobro, we showed off our grit in that manly battle and fought with our hearts! now its time for the training or adventure arc, I can't wait!
>>84115669that hag is in OUR dms now
>>84115566A fatwa has been placed on your head, you may never know rest again. The house of Romaniancel sends it's regards...>>84115557https://voca.ro/1dp27S94eA6a>>84115581https://voca.ro/17GQ1M6ldqTnhttps://voca.ro/1o6MvVLaCozx
>>84105738Anon, I've seen you countless times but haven't replied to you ever. No woman will ever look at you. I know exactly what type of guy you are, because I'm like you. You're a happy go lucky positive guy that loves mecha, true roots shounen, hotblooded stuff, japanese delinquents, bosozoku etc.You are the antithesis of what women like, its like you're every massive turn off amalgamated into a person. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...I truly wish you good luck, but as a 30+ years old I know there's no hope for us.
>>84115721https://voca.ro/19NAtQqhKtK5>>84115657young master let me cut him down!
>>84115843https://voca.ro/17uifIW6ynWxMishmas life looked crazy when I glanced over it way back I should read his shit already
>>84115702YES, you got the right idea. this entire thread is part of the adventure arc. we're all out here exploring and looking for our dream hag gee effs...>>84115721https://voca.ro/1nxZtQcr1C6A>>84115801>pic related the fact that you posted that shows me that you're an OG. whew, i never expected people to recognize me from **that** far back. i wonder if there's anyone else who knows me from before i became the romaniancel... *gulp* >I truly wish you good luck, but as a 30+ years old I know there's no hope for us.well, i'm having tons of fun and that's what counts at the end of the day, doesn't it? i'm never ever gonna pretend to be someone i'm not just to get validation from a girl. that feels hollow, doesn't it? if i, through some sort of miracle, manage to get a girl to like me for who **i** am, just imagine how rewarding that would be. it would be like having 1000 orgasms at once without even having sex. anyway, no matter how hopeless things may seem, as long as you don't give up on your dreams, there's still a sliver of a chance that they may come true. it's like that quote from Gitaroo Man on the PS2 said, "the dreams i've given up on can never come true">>84115843>young master let me cut him down!put your sword back, yojimbo-san... everyone deserves a chance at redemption. we promote the power of friendship and the code of bushido here. every rival CAN become an ally, and we can ALL work towards our common goal together.
>>84116149hopefully we do find our dream hag gee eff... but if not, I'll always treasure these memories with my allies!
>>84116149https://voca.ro/1cfcLsJzvkx1
>>84116575look denjibro, they'll write about us in the sacred /r9k/ scriptures. the name "House of Romaniancel" will be ushered through the wind across generations of truecels. our legendary saga will carve the path towards a brighter future for this board. time to put an end to all the t*ktok tourists who think they own the place. it's time for a TOTAL DELINQUENT TAKEOVER!! we're crashing this party with no survivors. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, i will personally make sure that each one of us gets the manic pixie imageboard browsing girlfriend of our dreams... >>84116799https://voca.ro/1loG9Peipxp7
can i get a roll call in here? where's samuraibro, blackbro and denjibro
>>84117836https://voca.ro/1bmKWtS7orGUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLg1NLHEOTk
>>84118860https://voca.ro/1fVhTie6rIkS
>>84114147>Would you actually date a robot?I would, and in fact I would really like to.But I wouldn't have become a 30+ fembot if I was good at talking to people, so... it's difficult
>>84117836when we first met i sensed greatness from you, thats why i chose to be your rival, and now i'm lucky enough to call you my ally and my friend. I'll follow you to hell and back romanianbro!>>84118824gomen i was asleep
>>84119322https://voca.ro/1bZUBS74keVw
>>84120516you should date romaniancel
it's another beautiful day in the Romaniancel Emporium! can't believe we made it to over 100 replies. it feels like it's pretty hard for r9k threads to crack 100 replies these days outside of generals or ragebait threads. we have something special here bros, we have to cherish it... >>84120954it's time for our daily training denjibro, time to channel our ki >>84121128https://voca.ro/1bmFpHJDLZls
>>84119322https://voca.ro/1iJeQ0BJNmnw
>>84120516We should try to connect then if you're still around.
>>84122784CAN YOU NOT STEAL MY FUTURE 30 YEAR OLD FEMANON GEE EFF YOU ABSOLUTE ANIMAL
>>84122797You didn't talk to her at all, so it's hardly stealing.
>>84122242heh, it's time for you to be impressed with my training romanianbro! look at all my ki!
>>84122866>You didn't talk to her at allEXPLAIN THIS THEN!!!!! >>84114912 i told her it's negotiable and we can work something out!! >>84122892denjibro your aura... it's... overwhelming!!
>>84122918danke romanianbro, i was meditating all day just to achieve this, its your turn now!
>>84122242https://voca.ro/1hHk0PKYv4lw
>>84122923i am manifesting our manic pixie hag gfs as we speak, trust the plan... >>84122996https://voca.ro/1oWiLBGCowCXOH i remember what i wanted to say at the end of the message: when it comes to multiplayer games, i like old stuff like TF2 and Quake and Halo too, but just like you it's the modern stuff i can't bring myself to care for
how do you feel about hag cunny? im obviously asking for a friend
I will never forgive myself for not getting schizo dykebot's discord. We vibed so well but I was too avoidant.
>>84124328>how do you feel about hag cunny?what does that even mean?? you;re either one or the other>>84124346SHE WAS SO HOT, RIGHT? someone post her pics itt pls. i need to stare at them longingly
>>84124381i am not thinking about her that was, I wanted her to be a guiding, nurturing figure for me...
>>84124381>he doesnt know about lolibaba hagcunnynot a real man of culture, i was mistaken
>>84124392can we sacrifice all the current e-girls on this board in a satanic ritual and summon dykebot back?>>84124406>lolibaba OHHH that's what you meant. they do nothing for me personally. i'm not attracted to youthful features. that's why flatties don't do much for me either. if a girl wants to win over my heart, she needs to be old, stacked, tall and chubby
>>84124438I think she ascended. Got a bf who manages her mental health. I think she's a nurse too.
>>84124448>got a bf who manages hermany have fallen to this
>>84124448HELLLLLOOOOO NURSE!!>>84124480truth, i need a relationship where both of us are like feral animals constantly fighting for dominance. it's no fun if one side gives in too easily
must keep moving... FORWARD
Do any lonely 18+ 4'0+ femlurkers want me to be their e-fwb so I can coom to their nudes with my endless supply of semen and sexual energy and take them on deranged, sexpest tirades about my virginal frustrations?
>>84125663endless suppy of semen sounds like a deal too good to be true
>>84125678Right? Femlurkers need to act fast I'm only taking on one e-fwb (I'm very trad). If they live near me or are willing to travel (I can't, I'm a shut-in) I can coom on them as much as they want (not in them, refer back to being trad sex is for marriage only; exceptions for anal, oral, and vaginal sex not for purposes of procreation).
>>84125701for a second i thought you said 1'8 40+ year old women but you're just another pedophile hijacking the chad hag thread. begone wench
>>84125726>pedophile>18+words mean nothing anymore
>>84125663everyone loves me so much that they always wanna hang out in my thread instead of making their own... it's not easy being /r9k/'s resident romaniancel sometimes
>>84125733everyone who doesnt go for 30+ year olds is a pedophile to us here in romaniancel's castle
>>84125828Do any withered prune 60+ 3'0+ femlurkers want me to be their final fuck before their hearts give out so I can coom deep inside their dusty pussy and/or asshole with my endless supply of semen and sexual energy and also break their hips with my overly vigorous thrusting?
>>84125828that is correct, the romaniancel vampire estate is hag only. anyone younger than 30 might as well be a child to my vampiric self >>84125838that's more like it, welcome to the clan...
gonna take a nap but this thread better not be archived when i return grr
>>84126591Since no femlurkers want my endless semen stream I hope this thread archives and your nap gives you a sore neck.
Bumping to keep the hag dream alive
>>84123908heh we got this romanianbro! our dreams will become reality one day!
>>84123908One sec doing tha vocaroo
>>84123908https://voca.ro/1fGH6KZCxoHFMy main problem with modern multiplayer is the billion menus and popups to get anything done, CS:Source tf2 unreal etc it's like under 60 seconds from you launching the game to start fragging
bumping for the dream
GOOD MORNING my delinquent bros, it's another romaniancel filled day here on the ol' '9k. thank you for holding the fort while i was gone... i always knew i could count on you guys... >>84126600>femlurkers see, that's your fatal mistake right there. "femlurkers" are never gonna show up due to the nature of them being lurkers. the second they reply to you, they wouldn't be femlurkers anymore, so they don't want to break kayfabe OR work you into a shoot brother >>84128645THAT DAY WILL BE TODAY DENJIBRO!! I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT!! >>84129928https://voca.ro/13TpPQvlrO8r>it's like under 60 seconds from you launching the game to start fraggingTHIS. if i play a multiplayer game, i wanna be able to seamlessly hop in and hop out in a couple of seconds. i don't wanna get assaulted by all these events and promotions or whatever menus they're shoving in my face as soon as i press play
>>84131464Ohayo romanianbro! sleep well? whats the plan for today? some training and then looking for a hag gee eff! I'm ready!
>>84131477the plan is simple denjibro: we keep this thread alive until it hits bump limit, then all the hag femanons lurking will see it and think "wow, that's a lot of replies, these guys must be some sort of bigshots" and they'll swoon over us. only true oldfags know how to appreciate a bump limit thread so it's a foolproof strategy
MY DELINQUENT BRETHREN HUAAARGHJ
>>84131464https://voca.ro/15Y9xKp1Tbsx
>entrance theme hits >EVEN THROUGH THE DAAARKEST DAAAAYS, MY DESIRE FOR HAGS BUUURNS ALLLLL~WAAAAYS https://youtu.be/7jOilCw4sn0
>>84135013https://voca.ro/1fWXMGpxd5pL
