Grimsby Docks edish
>>84117331https://www.tiktok.com/@muddyduo/video/7583283572824362262Real catto shit, is it not X
Marriage with mate A
>>84117331Each successive government just gets worse than the last. More retarded, more gay, more incompetent, more tyrannical.
>>84117320You shouldnt pirate stuff, lad
Think it's time for an early afternoon wank
Feeling a poo starting to poke at the old wrinkled portal
>lran has the highest female to male ratio in universities among all of the sovereign nations. More than 70% of students in engineering and pure sciences are womenThe fuck are these mullahs doing ovah dere
Nonce: SparkedShoulder: DroppedBean: Not Burnthttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84117380is that Keir Starmer?
>>84117377I mean overall we're not much different and plenty of subjects where it's almost entirely women. Men are self selecting by either opting out or going for the ultra competitive harder subjects.
Uni? Wanking and benefits for me de lads
>>84117399That's what uni is for most these days quite frankly.
>>84117391Many males get a trade as well, lad. Where would we be without tradies, we'd be living in mud huts.
Got a degree in Spackerology me
Could be fake news as posted on /pol/ but if true this is the first confirmed kill of a deano in Iran.His miss's may not be able to repay the klarna payments.
>>84117437Corr American Deano
think i'm just awake for the day now. waiting for codeines/tramadols to wear off, basically.cheers to the anon who posted picrel in the last thread, that was a good album. you are now in the same category of cool people as 'lad who introduced me to Queenadreena' <3
>>84117477Had to google Queenadreena, sounded like a femdom lass but no, they're a band.
I've never come in pussy so I see no point in being employed.
Holy shit I am so down bad for Black Canary in justice league unlimited. I have drained my balls to her so many times. I would give anything to crush her pussy.
>>84117505I disagree with this stance, but I'm not smart enough to put my disagreement into words effectively
The social cohesion plan the government put out is truly one of the most insane, bizarre and delusional documents ever produced by human hands.
>>84117542tldr it
Alas, no farm to be bought at t'farmshop, but did get a great little haul.Not bothered that it has muh town name on, desu. Sausage rolls have leek and chilli in them, and it's a mini egg slice of cake.Oh, beers chicken drumsticks and sea bass fillet purchased elsewhere.
>>84117546Everything is going fine and multiculturalism works and the UK is a shining beacon to the world, but also here are a series of draconian, invasive and tyrannical measures to try and limit the damage and backlash to the abject failures of multiculturalism.
>A 44-year-old man has been jailed after asking a schoolgirl to engage in sex acts, leaving her scared to go out alone. >Abdirahman Osman left the court stunned after he screamed "f*** your country" at the judge during sentencing, exclaiming he wanted to return to Kenya, where he was born.>The defendant was later arrested and told an officer: "I didn't touch anyone, they were talking to me and I asked one of them for a b*****b and that was it," Good to know he wants to go back.
Luv gooning me i do X
>>84117563So, are they going to ask the immigrants to do anything (like learn to speak our language, and respect our culture), or is it just us who gets a foot up the arse for not being even more tolerant than we have been?
>>84117558>chi... and sea bass
>>84117564Why was this man in South Wales to begin with?What possible reason could he have to be here? What benefit to UK citizens receive from his presence in our country?
>>84117573OI dickhead!, you respect their culture, not the other way round.
>>84117573In theory they are saying that immigrants need to do more to integrate, but everything they're proposing is utterly toothless. Stuff like 'set out expectations for learning English'... okay? No actual way to compell them to learn the language or punish them for not doing so. Nothing will change, just more 'monitoring the situation' with the inevitable hashing of statistics that will go along with it so the government can claim progress is being made while everyone around sees with their own eyes that it has done nothing.But yeah you're correct on the boot to arse approach for the evil bad racist natives. 'Beefed up' powers to tackle 'hate'. Codifying of absurd two tier shit like 'anti-muslim sentiment' as a specific offence. Things like that.So tiresome.
>A standard disposable lighter (like a BIC) produces a butane flame that burnsbetween 900C and 1,300CPretty hot right
>>84117591The funny thing is, I do. You want to bring your funny food and your funny music, go ahead. It's a giggle. Not what we're talking abou tho, is it?
>>84117607not as hot as me*flexes in the thread*
>>84117187>Can I catch up with you later on the 'cords and you can give me more info on the router?Yeah can do, and I've a new (old) PC to show you, and an interdasting story.
>>84117607>between 900C and 1,300C>Pretty hot rightTell that to somebody that's trying to boil a pan of water using a lighter. They may disagree with you.
who is in their 30's and has no idea what to do for a living? Nothing interests me so I stay unemployed all the time.
>>84117637Not me. I'm in my 40's and doing it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FE88e8LO2w>>84117477Yeah I'm proper cool me.
>>84117095Itsok dont worry about me worry about God he is working on you hence you have a lot fo questions etc jst remember this life is over in blink of an eye compared to eternity so dnt get too caught up in worldly problems Jesus loves you nd is there for you any time you seek him out nxt time youre upset about God u should read the gospel of John and then Romans
>>84117607Thast really clarified why I had a weird dream last nite about a guy asking g me questions on the street bc when I went shops in the evening this guy rly did ask me for a lighter. Felt kinda fight or flight As he looked dodgy (desu)
People go away for like six months backpacking and travelling but you are just meant to be in a full time job and have no fun.
>>84117687What's stopping you from backpacking for six months?
Crosslad!how is your day going?
>>84117653From the outside looking in Christians have a very incoherent view of what actually matters. Assume it's all true, okay, so what's the point of this inconsequential blink of an eye that is our life? Why do we have to endure it? Would it not be better in every way if he just made us in heaven to be happy forever? But equally if it's meaningless and ephemeral, why be so dogmatic about how it's lived? Seventy-odd years really is nothing compared to eternity, so if you shag a bit while unmarried what does it really matter? Why come up with an entire structure of living when life is meant to essentially be forgotten as soon as you go to heaven, which has all different rules? What's the point of it all? It doesn't make any sense.
>>84117691I couldn't afford to do that even with a job. You just realise there's a lot of middle class people who got lucky and had a good start.
I actually own 3 lighters n_n dont take them outside tho. Jst for lighting Yankee candles these days
>>84117732>Jst for lighting Yankee candles these daysThen you take those outside?
>tfw carrying candles >max out at two
>>84117773Use a carrier bag. Get 6 in a carrier bag, 1 carrier bag per hand, now you're the life of the party, and can light 12 damsels cigarettes at once. Might be best doing it one at a time tho, all those dripping fannies could potentially extinguish the flames, then you'd have to walk back home to light them all again.
I'd love to work with dogs what job should i get?
>>84117801could be one of those lads who goes around stealing peoples dogs
where are yanklass and eva6?
>>84117801Get a job teaching guide dogs how to read braille.
>>84117801dog breeder but you'll be in competition with single mums and scallywags
>>84117792capped candle carrying capacity? cor, complex conundrum; collect clammy clitoris carrier consorts.
Fair few dog friendly pubs in York. Shame I don't have a dog and rose to go with.
>>84117437Imagine being lucky enough to be born as a gigachad and pouring that down the drain to die for ZOG
>>84117838Well I was thinking, and a bog standard carrier bag might not do it, they're a bit weak, and flammable, but get a couple bags for life (indestructible apparently) and you could even double the carrying potential again.Imagine yer at a party, grinding up onna fitty, and somebody comes in and says there's a lad with 2 bags for life full of lit candles, everybody is going to stop what they are doing and go see the new cool dude who just rocked up. You'll get some grief obviously, as there'll be some faggots there that are jelly and fearful that their gf will be leaving with you, but that's part of the game when being mr cool.
me? spent 5 hours at work pissing around in a midi daw fleshing out me toons and now its flapjack and coffee time, forced exercise time, din dins then left for dead 2 (modded)
>>84117871>me? spent 5 hours at work pissing around in a midi daw fleshing out me toons and now its flapjack and coffee time, forced exercise time, din dins then left for dead 2 (modded)Dave is that you?
>>84117713He did make us in heavrn the garden of Eden. The only rule we had2 follow was obey God. After our 1st parents Adam nd eve sinned death entered the world pain suffering etc. Now as Jesus became a human he can empathise wiv our suffering even tho he is God. Which is the meaning of "Jesus wept". Now also bc of humanity disobeying God his justice could only be satisfied wiv all of us going to hell. Everybody sins nd falls short as humans it almost seems like we prefer evil if you look at history nd the way ppl treat each other. God gave his Law to Moses as a way fr humans to follow him byt its too difficult nd nobody can do it but the only way we would be worthy of God is to be perfect nd holy like him nd follow his laws. In the OT days they offered sacrifices byt there isnt enuff sacrifices to male up for the evils that ppl do so that is why Jesus came down frm heaven as our sacrifice to pay the debt fr every sin humanity committed past present nd future As He is the only man who lived a perfect sinless life like God the Father intended. Therefore when he died on cross he became a sacrifice fr all of our sins fr eternity he is the Lamb of God. Nd after that we went from all deserving hell and going to hell to now we still all deserve hell byt Jesus gives us eternal life as a free gift of grace if we believe In him nd put our faith in Him. So it's kind of amazing when u fink about it.
>on bus>foid gets on >only seat left is next to me >tell her I'm allergic to perfumes and they give me headaches>she says ok no problem, I'll stand over there>I have no allergies
>>84117871Sorry, dave never exercised, and was often extremely drunk.
>>84117877no, I am not dave, although he sounds very based.
Oh another point is that they're codifying the 2024 extremism definition into law.Just to remind you lads:"Extremism is the promotion or advancement of an ideology based on violence, hatred or intolerance, that aims to:1. Negate or destroy the fundamental rights and freedoms of others; or2. Undermine, overturn or replace the UK's system of liberal parliamentary democracy and democratic rights; or3. Intentionally created a permissive environment for others to achieve the results in (1) or (2)."So basically the entire country could be, if the government wished it, charged with extremism offences. Of course that's the entire point - hang it over peoples' heads to keep them in line, but equally of course it will only ever be used in earnest against white British people.
>>84117713/character limitThat is what Grace is an undeserved gift. That is jst given to us bc God loves us he sent his Son to die for us to satisfy his justice for ever. Which we never could have done ourselves. Now he can't jst spawn us in a perfect heaven bc faith requires free will. In heaven we will have free will byt only choose to do good. Adam n Eve used their free will to disobey. He gives us the dignity of free will so he doesn't force ppl to be with Him who don't want to be. Jesus said his sheep recognise his voice. Some ppl don't want God. God is good so he won't force ppl to be with Him who don't want to be. However he still desires for everubody to be saved. Its kinda like that. I probably get a few bits wrong. Am not a expert on all the details. The only part that's essential is Jesus saves if you have faith in Him. Read the gospel of John nd St. Paul's letter to the Romans and also 1st letter to Corinthians. God bless
>>84117693Alright thanx. I ws at doctors. Usual where I knew what I wanted to say byt when I got there froze up n it ws kinda a waste of time byt nrbermknd. Arranged X Ray nd blood test so I did that at least how r you?
>>84117882>>84117891This just all reads like fanfiction though. It's absurd. Humanity didn't disobey god, two people did (again just assuming it's correct and not the obvious fictional mythology that it really is). So again, why bother with this temporary life on earth? You aren't able to give a coherent reason why it must be this way.
>>84117886>although he sounds very based.Nah he turned out to be an absolute bellend.I was just going to go off on a rant, but thought (A) it might not be him and (B) the odds of it being him are astronomical and (C) it was just a shitty joke, and I couldn't be arsed committing to the bit (sorry).
anyone seen HHL since the wiss up?
>Am woman - I will always try to sit next to another woman, preferably one that looks like she doesn't smell. If no women are available (weird bus), I'll probably just stand because I've had more shit interactions with men on the bus than anywhere else.Foids don't deserve to sit next to me.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1rqs39q/there_are_no_empty_double_seats_left_on_the_bus/
>>84117868my worry is a Citizen Kane type situation will kick off. i start out all principled: 'it's about the candles, the bitches are secondary', but before you know it, i'm one of those lads pre-gluing tealights to the inside of carrier bags on the sly.
>>84117905I have a magic power that lets me instantly know the place of birth of the men she is talking about was not the British Isles.
>>84117904Why don't you drive to Thorney Close and check up on him? You can drive, right?
Wind yer neck in. What you gonna do? You're gonna do nothing big guy. Call the police, you're about to get an education fella.
>>84117904Yeah met up with him a little bit ago, he's alright desu, nothing much going on he's just keeping it womfy
>>84117922>tealightsRookie mistake lad, all great candleiers learn, the bigger the candle the moisture the clunge.
chip chip cheerio you fucks.
With his Scottish daughter at a hospital in Sheffield. She is not happy about the smell and is wearing a summer dress. He is sweating and stinking of fish.
>>84117924Being white and not attractive is worse than being black these days. When's awkward white man going to be trendy to women?
>>84117945we say 'crisp crisp cheerio' over here.
>Buy a cheap out of date can of AU strawberry daiquiriIt tastes like shit>Squirt some warheads super sour strawberry liquid in itTastes a lot better, desu.Probably have a spliff to celebrate muh achievement, might as well.
>>84117969Dubya D fordi
>>84117616>Yeah can do, and I've a new (old) PC to show you, and an interdasting story.Sweet as fuck. I'll catch you in a bit. Jelly you have shandy and I wish we could still get proper shandy bass. Enjoy it, mate!I'm looking forward to my smoke tonight and catch up on Crossys posts. I read in wonderment and think..woah!
>>84117974We say Dubya D 4T round here m8
Box room shut-ins...what stops you going out on a nice day like this?
>4Tme? potato waffle + chicken dippers
>>84117979All muricans swap their T's for D's, every word. Try to make fun of us, waer get a glass of waer. Yeah but mr murrican why can't you stop thinking of the D? Even put millions into the british broadcasting company just because you heard BBC and got all frothy in yer knickers.
>>84117900The way the world is rn isnt what God intended though. Death entered the world thru sin via Adam + Eve. So us humans brought death into this world. Humans are prone to rejecting God. Bc he is Good he gives us free will to make that choice nstead of forcing us to love him like slaves. Life rn is like a testing ground for your destination in eternity. When Jesus comes back he will put everything back to the way God intended you see. >He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away>Revelation 21:4The final restored nd perfected creation.
another shit hour of grim wageslaving, kill me
me? going out for a runnington, went on one last week(my first one after 6 months off) and managed to make myself do 5 miles cross country, shant be making that mistake again today
>>84117994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1DnFdJrwwhaddaway man, divven't shoot your gob off, i divven't dunce the gadgie, i was bang mortal in the boozer when Eddie went down like
who is excited for fishtank.live season5 .i am.................... ok?
>>84117978Anything worthwhile ave said is all the power of God am jst a worm by myself. If u really seek Jesus youll feel woah all the time trust me. Its like having a gift that never stops giving. Nd loving someone where every day that passes nd more you get to know them you love them more nd more. Not like normal love where it fades wiv familiarity. Its rly amazing nd its open to everyone. Jst pray for Faith if you seek it. Faith is totally a gift frm God he gives it to us. Not something that makes 1 person more advanced than another. Seek n you will find ! xx
>>84117987People, they're everywhere.
>>84117987Ruthmong doesn't have shoes
>>84118025I'll spark you the fuck out nonce.
>>84118005>managed to make myself do 5 miles cross countryI used to enjoy that, but some people enjoy more solid ground underfoot. Each to their own I guess. Ere av some of this choon in yer lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao57h5S96oA
Crossy your words are warm and wise. but i stopped scrolling to sip my pop and >>84117882 in my Firefox cut off at>Nd after that we went from all deserving hell and going to hell to now we still all deserve hellimagine if that was it. core tenet of Christianity, "we're just fucked."
Also am sure i get a lot of wrong so if your curious about something particular I recommend Cross Examined youtube channel. Nd something longer is Mere Christianity by CS Lewis which the audio book is youtube. ^-^
just want to point out that three posts in a row just used some variation of 'cross' in three different contexts.can't just ignore something like that, can you?
>>84118072Like i heard somebody say Eternal life doesnt begin wiv what you do it begins wiv who you follow. Facts.
Off to beddinghams-on-womfbury soon me X
>>84118027I like how you rationalise how you show/tell how faith gives you meaning and how, in turn, you give your faith meaning. I don't know if I will ever understand faith and belief, I can appreciate it and you, nevertheless. Take it easy, mate and never let go of what you have there.
>>84118093Odd time to go to bed
There's something deeply bizarre about being an Irishman living in the UK, while a second generation muslim immigrant in the whole hijab and everything interrogates you at the jobcentre, and she genuinely believes in the whole "everyone should work and contribute to society for the greater good" thing, like it's still 1920 or something, and there's something worth working for. It's not that she's just bitter like most of the staff in there, she's actually proud and thinks she's doing the lords work by essentially babysitting benefit scroungers.
>>84118104The thing about faith you dont have to know all the asnwers to big questions at the end of the day faith is Trust like if you read the new testament nd believe what Jesus said even though you might have questions nd doubts nd not sure how everything works nd cant write a mathematical proof why its true At the end of the day you jst say I trust Jesus i give all my doubts to him i believe in his words. He wont lead you astray. Not trying to push you to do anything though but you never know what the future holds.x
>faithhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnEbhxTWBYM
Pierre Chanal has an interesting look
The doctor weighed me today nd told me what my last recorded weight ws in 2024 60kg nd then I went on the scales to see it now Nd am not gna say the number it's a riddy but suffice to say the fluoxetine nd choccys has done a number on me n_n not good.>>84118191Lol thast class
>>84118205Looks like the head from art attack HA! HA! HA!
>>84118209similar boat tbqh. 2024, was just under 9 stone, had to work up to it (even when the nurse weighed me for some medication reason i went 'can you do me a favour and not tell me?' which she did, which was nice)some day i'll go to the GP for a check-up and i am not looking forward to the number. chocolate must be destroyed.
>>84118205Looks like a roman general
>>84118280Didnt need the scales to know. I can see it on my face. n_n the number jst stuck it in like a knife. Oh aye.x
I'm 350+lbs and I couldn't give a shit.I can still physically live my life and wipe my arse, and 18 year old twinks on grindr beg me to sit on them so...
>>84118348What's ur height over 6ft probsI?
>>84118321i know that feel.is the fluoxetine helping at least, do you think?just realised i remember us discussing random things in 2024 and that was now two years ago. it was no longer last year. WHERE DID A WHOLE YEAR GO?
I just said TITS!, quite aggressively out loud. Wasn't thinking of them, don't have tourettes.Weird.But not as weird as a 53 year old man (let's call him the prophet muhammed, to hide his identity) marrying and shagging a 9-10 year old child (let's call her aisha, to hide her identity).
Sick of the push for this digital ID bullshit, the enshittening of everything.
>tfw short prince>tfw 50% of IRL friends is a 'tall woman' who is the same height as me
>>84118404What are you going to do about it, little man? Complain and whine on britfeel?
>>84118413>little man?How did you know I had a giantess/shrinking fetish?
>>84118435Don't understand the appeal of this desu
>>84118439Mommyfetish baby memories taken to the extreme. >Wot if yer mum was as big as an 'ouse
>>84118463Nah, not really. Fucking armchair psychiatrists.
if i had a little man who could shrink, i'd carry him around in my pocket and send him into earthquake sites to look for survivors (slavery)
Wanna see the guts of muh new (old) PC?*shows you anyway)*
Wonder what wops is doing rn
>>84118543Slapping her floppers off a retro games console?
>>84118543probably fondling her massive titties
>when you're watching your documentary and need to know 'is that the place from Scarface?'
>>84118490Couldn't you do that with a regular size lad? What's to stop little lad from just leaving and hiding behind a small pebble?
>>84118548Doubt it. She is not a very sexual person.
>>84118482>Nah, not really.You JUST posted a bunch of literal mothers...
hes got a point you know, about the little lid escaping
>>84118560Only one of those characters is a mother though, dumb dumb
>>84118542expected it to be more horrifying tbqh, that's pretty tidy.what's the status atm? does it power on or boot?
>>84118558She would be if she say muh retro PC. But alas, I only loved 1 girl, and hurt her before anything happened, so I took myself off the market. Shame, as I'm a proper handsome witty bastard I am, but useless when it comes to romance.
>>84118556>>84118562you know those retractable dog leads?
>>84118594just get an even littler bloke to go after the original little bloke
>>84118571I don't know, I need to see what bits I can find to be able to see if it does boot. Got a power cable for it, but don't want to power it up, just to turn it on and off. Need to see if I can find ye olde leads that turn into HDMI, or hope the monitor I knocked off the stand and it fell 3ft to the ground, isn't broken. I expect it to be broken.1 of the cards has been removed from the board, so not sure which one. I'll show
>>84118571>which I'll showNow
>>84118571Proper annoyed i forgot the image, not going to lie. Fuming. Livid even.
Gonna do a spliff.Might do an HHL and seethe all night at muh mistake.
>>84118636Get a bag instead. More fun.
>>84118636>>84118642just inject yourself with a nice big heroin lad, might aswell
>>84118618corrr a sound card. that takes me back.
>>84118642I would be I doubt he'd turn up that
>>84118642Holy shit he's here.
>>84118644>just inject yourself with a nice big heroin ladI would but I'm alergic to birds that rescue people. Sorry.
>>84118655>>84118656what the hell just happened?can you summon me a bag with your wizard powers? cheers x
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 9 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>>84118656Looks like shit quality desu
>>84118648Need to speak to mi old mucker lollers, and see if he's made anymore pc cleaner 50,000's, then give it a mega dusting out. See what's what. Or, look and pretend I know what I'm looking at, then put it back together, put it on my desk and let it collect dust.
>>84118675Good eye, it is indeed shit quality. In fact, fuck it, it's proper shit quality. Maybe the shittest.Want to guess at the cost? I'll give you a hint. You get what you pay for.
>>84118675I should say as well, I've had some. Don't give your guess thinking that is a full bag.I should have said it at first, sorry about that.
>>84118695No, im eating dinner now
>>84118705At teattime? Weird.
You faggots ready for yookay cherry blossom season 2026?Let's fucken go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbKLO9TbRRQ
Life is what you make it, lads
No post for 20 mins
>>84118888Nice quads. Sorry nothing to say atm sorry.
am quite liking them quads myself
Dolly with a pony-tail and a receeding hairline
>>84118923Aye, digits do be a nice thing to behold.
Feel bloated af atm desu senpai
>>84118594Smart manoeuvre this. Bodied that midge freak.
Right, which of yous wrote this?
>>84119037That a comment on Ebin's youtube channel?
>>84119037insect seems a bit harsh desu
ur a wizard Ellery.
incellery
>>84119039>That a comment on Ebin's youtube channel?Brit-Indian that posts about current combat conflicts.He posts these racism tweets he receives from time to time and going through the complaints department at X, but X always responded the same: they see no wrong doing.. lmao
>>84118964Based and combover pilled.
just rubbed an eyelash into my eye.not pleased with this. not pleased at all.
>>84119125It should be able to take it. They are part of the same body type. Not like if you get a pube in your eye, that's why there's a vast distance in between them, because they aren't compatible.
>>84119150>Not like if you get a pube in your eyei was about to ask how on earth you managed this, then i realised.i might be a loser, /britfeel/ ;__;
>>84119168I might have itched my balls then rubbed my eye.Fuck makes you think you're a loser. Real question, genuinely, how many things do you think you've lost in life.
>>84119168That questioning the things you lost was an absolutely shit joke, I meantWhy are you a loser? Because you missed out on some opportunities that will appear again? Because you didn't hit certain milestones at a certain age? Fuck that.I doubt your a loser, lad. You might be different, but IMO that's a good thing.
>>84119180>I might have itched my balls then rubbed my eye.that makes sense.>Fuck makes you think you're a loser. because my first thought WASN'T that the pube came from someone else.
>>84119225How did you imagine to get the pube in the eye, if not from somebody else, and, why did you think of yourself as a loser for not being able to do it?
>>84119235>why did you think of yourself as a loser for not being able to do it?feels like the natural thought would be 'i meant one of my wife's pubes' or something. but we're on /britfeel/ we are Together Alone <3>How did you imagine to get the pube in the eyeokay right, so i pictured something like picrel. a pube has fallen out, how is it getting into your eye? some mad yoga pose, that's how.i am very sleep-deprived.
>>84119280imagine doing this naked and just staring at your upside down hanging dick in 3rd person, fucking horrific
>PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET.
i love ketamine
favourite pokemon game lads?platinum for me
>>84119440Crystal.
Had a hard day of playing obscure JRPGs and wanking to 3000 year old dragons. Gonna treat myself with a tub of Haagen Dazs and another wank x
>>84119491You ain't lollers.
How do we get rid of the drug addicts here?
>>84119511Even the cool ones?
been playing the notoriously bad virtual britfeel on the whilips reee-di and I just cannot complete the part where you collect the final gold wizza slice. rumours are that the rest of the game was never finished so this part is impossible. sick of seeing the game over screen.
Excuse me.What is the freezing fucking wind coming from? i'm sitting here in my boxers and socks and ive had to bang on the heating, the fucking state of it all.
>>84119530>ive had to bang on the heatingPrefer banging on beds meself.
any lads here play the etrian odyssey games?
>>84119539I don't know what it is, is it any good?
tiredness just kicked in yo. going to get comfy under the heated blanket and watch the rest of this 90-minute documentary i'm 6 hours into.hope that's OK with you lads x
>>84119534Not had a shag in 25 years m8, get it while you can.
>>8411957621 for me, lad, on mi 25th burfday.
i was molested as a kid so i'm technically not a virgin
Anyone here still using W11 in the big 2026?
>>84119500You're right and that fool isn't even on my flavour of Lemon & Pistachio Ice Cream from Aldi.
>he's not on W14For a pittance a month you can upgrade to the beta OS'. Surprised you didn't know about that, if being honest.
>>84119589I feel trapped in the moment when Gollum said "and we fogot the taste of bread"
>>84119610gieb mint chocolate Cones
fucked up but that's the way it is...
>>84119638T'was a bit after that. I remember rattling (smack withdrawal) watching it at the pictures. I wasn't on smack the last time I smashed clunge.
Yes, my first JRPG was Persona 5.
>>84119653no i just mean i cant remember what a women feels like, but i remember that i used to.
Yes, my first JRPG was Mystic Quest
>>84119511Give us more drugs so that we self delete. Otherwise shut up and get on our level.
miss smirnoffbro lads x
>>84119710I miss him too, he was so authentically and openly fucked up. I wish he'd given me some of his crypto.
>>84119653>I wasn't on smack the last time I smashed clunge.that's always nice to hear.it's just hit me that my codeines + tramadols are wearing off. it'll pass but i'm in that jumpy and depleted state, shattered but a bit worried about sleeping tbqh.
>>84119642Nice, I have to be in the mood for mint So I get cones and when the mood hits, I'll do them all in one day. Is mint your fav?
people get arrested for making a facebook post but lollers still roams the streets when he's an active danger to childrenbroken britain
final run done before the marathon on Sunday. 403 miles ran since the turn of the year. oh aye.
>>84119750Best of luck de lid, not my idea of fun I'm a 5k every now and then kind of guy. Hope you have a lovely time and do it fast
In fallout 4 did you kill father or keep him alive? Me personally I killed him in that little spacker bed he was in and destroyed the institute.
>>84119776never completed it. game was dogshit.
>>84119726mint choc chip is the best ice cream. do you (or anyone else) believe otherwise?
>>84119759thanks my lad, very kind of you
>>84119785It was alright. Not as good as New Vegas or 3. They changed it a little bit and made it more accessible to normies.
Better threads without trippersonalities I must say x
>>84119788Do you think I'm the type to even speak to the unwise. https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/320804326I've had ice cream. Don't make me want some.
>>84119776Fucked him off lad. Fuck the institute
>>84119809Did Sean get a smacked bottom for ban evasion? It's been very quiet around here the past 2-3 days.
reminder that hhl made up close to 1 percent of the all posts in r9k
>>84117882oh the irony of this reading like the ramblings of an 8 year old child
Boomers seething that Winston Churchill is being replaced by a fucking badger on the 5 pound note kek.
>>84119788Anyone going against the mint choc chip supremacy shall be have their plane crashed (with no survivors). Any mint choc chip detractors will be given to sneed and summarily broken down into constituent seed and feed.
>>84119885Kek I don't want some old fucking dork on my money, I want fun happy party gerballoons.
>>84119885>being replaced by a fucking badgerYet they're banning step porn? Mental.
>>84119895Yeah quite like the animals on the coins to be honest.
Lollers, corr amarite.
just make a badger Winston Churchill.you can complain that's furry, but Peter Rabbit/Wind in the Willows type characters are British heritage.
>>84119938is that a dodo on the 20p?just put the bombing of Dresden on there while you're at it.
>>84119969I think it's a puffin mate, they migrate to the UK in the spring months.
thatchers gold in my belleh x
This woman approaches the camera, doesn't want to be filmed but continues to make it an issue. Why are women like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVSt4EDE6k4
>>84119950>Lollers, corr amarite.Meds or get on them if you're not on them hahaha
She don't want to live in a society where a man in a mask can go round filming her. How cute.
>>84120070I'm on mirtazapine. Would never do this kind of thing before starting that. I used to work in a vicarage, ffs.
>>84117391Women go to university, have lots of fun for most of the time, then get their cushy adult daycare job. It's no wonder men are fucking depressed and misogynistic. If men all wanted this, we'd have no society.
>>84120084>I used to work in a vicaragestory?
>>84120113They liked boys, and I just couldn't get into it. Try as I might. I went through hundreds, but it just wasn't for me in the end.
getting quite the collection of classic literature from going into charity shops. will i read any of them? probably not.
>>84120139I have a bookshelf of books I've not read. I attempted most, and obviously gave in.
>>84120113Sorry, if I could forewarn you that what I posted was going to be a joke, it wouldn't be (to me, and me only, it seems) funny.
>>84120144How much did your nice looking room feature cost you, do you reckon?
>>84120139I'm not to buy or download any more books until I've finished everything on my kindle and everything on my shelf. Since I made this decision I have read roughly fuck all. It's boring.
>>84120169The bookshelf of unread books? 30 pounds?Of course, I am the nice looking feature in muh room (cries of IN ANY ROOM erupt from the female anons). My mother has paid a price for shitting me out, desu.
Might whip the raspberry pi out x
Miss Shippy's charity shop and cex hauls.
>>84120190>shitting me out, desu.You were never asked. How can that be right?
>>84120190Shit, forgot to change the name
*skulks off into the shadows*
Shippy once laughed at me for owning several ikea bookcases, called me poor for having MDF furniture. Not nice really.
>>84120202taiga a cute a cute to fuck and hug oh aye
>>84120207>>84120207Can I come 2? blox
>>84120231Can l come 2?
i do a wiggle for the lads>>84120221not right that, Ikea billies are better than my plastic slop shelves that Argos have now replaced with metal shelves
>>84120243My preemptive blox was premature and unrequired
>>84120256It wasn't. I tried the original way first. It was indeed a good call. I swapped for a lowercase L. Have a try of the OG way of spelling it, n stop feeling so glum while yer at it.
A meat pie, one of your specials and your beautiful daughter please.
>>84120276She's in them both. That'll be four pound ninety eight please.*opens his jeans pocket for you to put the money in*
Wonder what AB looks like.
>>84120268Sneaky, I'd already been blocked for 2s for spelling it with normal words and I didn't want to risk 4s you know. I'm very cheesed to meet you.
>>84120304You wouldn't have gotten a 4s warning. It hadn't been claimed after the latest wipe.
Accentuate
>>84120292She's priceless lad. You couldn't put a price on a rare beauty like her.
>>84120312I like your fancy magic words mr wizard man
Foreboding
Proliferate
>>84120105basically my life. studied English literature (for free, I might add) and now have a comfy bullshit email job with 2 days in the office and 3 at home. life is lush x
What's your favourite SSM pic lads?
>>84120336No lowercase L's allowed in the words, everyone knows that. It's not an official attempt at a claim, lad.
Conchiglie
>>84120350Stop being new.
>>84120347I didn't know that, I still don't understand
>>84120344the one where he hold up his shit stained panties x
been thinking about femboymaxxing lately and going to one of those fetlife meetups to get wrangled by some strong men x
>>84120355I first posted on r9k the first day it was created the first time around. Your L rule means nothing to me.
Me? I wouldn't even use an evaluation copy of Windows. That pajeet shit will not be touching my hard drive.
Unmoisturised
>>84120364Don't worry (unless you're glowing and not just new to this, then be worried) it'll come to you eventually.
>>84120343No you are a dosser loser like me. Life is fucking miserable.
Got clogged arteries in my eyes de lids. Hypertension coming on strong.
Eradicated
>>84120394you're right, lad. I'm just larping.
Spittoon
Mathematics
Deadening
>>84120256Pessimism in one so young. /edit/ Sorry to have doubted you. >>84120268A sly one you are.
spark
>>84120478Knockout
>>84120478Lamped
Snotted
>>84120478Nice one, lad.
>>84120450I knows the ways of da elders, tis tru. But I compared to them are new.
corrr that was certainly another Louis Theroux.decent but it's nothing new. should have just been called "When Louis Met...Zoomer Streamers".
Count yourself lucky for now de lid, it's too late to be sparking you out de lid. Shall be going to beddy byes now de lid.
>>84120594>pre midnight bedtimePooftah.
>>84120594I'll be waiting for you de lid. Outside your house de lid. Good night de lid.
>>84120594nice pjs, ya slimy toad!
>>84120564Louis doesn't vibe the same. Have you watched Drinking to Oblivion?
It does amaze how far women will go with their appearance to the point they look like orange clowns. I don't think any man really cares about that stuff. If he does not like his rose in her natural beauty, then he does not deserve one.
>>84120604he needs to be well rested for all the sparking he'll be doing tomorrow
>>84120622You sound like an old fat lezzer mate.
*thick turkish accent*>It does amaze how far women will go with their appearance to the point they look like orange clowns. I don't think any man really cares about that stuff. If he does not like his rose in her natural beauty, then he does not deserve one.
>>84120667You mean wops? She's just big boned.
medjool dates with a but of butter and malden salt. dare I say...lush?
I hope Ruthmong finds inner peace one day.
>>84120701From the end of a rope.
>>84120618aye was a rough watch tbqh, but i do get them.i think re: rationalism and all that, it felt like we were in a more sensible place a few decades ago. the Louis Theroux approach was balanced even if i don't always agree with the guy, that's how it should be. but this is the second one with zoomers livestreaming and they just clown around like trolls. if he's totally neutral and impartial, they declare themselves the victor and their chat agrees.weird times.
>>84120725More like down the seven sisters. Clean my brains up wagie.
SOMEONE has to hecking love science.if it can be any of yous, give it a go.
whats it like to live in grimsby>inb4 grim
Even if I get into a routine, wash daily, buy better clothes and go outside more...what then? My life will be boring still but with more work. How does working in a warehouse "improve" me? I would have no money to advance further in life. See what I mean lads...there is really no point. This is as good as it gets for some.
>>84120692>medjool datesGib, you can keep the rest, I am a man of simple tastes.>>84120743And he's getting older and his views & attitude have changed. And defo, he can't cut it with the generation he didn't grow up with and doesn't understand. Night lads have cool dreams an shit.
sparking out wops mongboy pussy with me spunk
n_n weirdly cute https://youtube.com/shorts/fukflkZ-bBs
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169345253#/map?channel=RES_BUYi want to live here its walking distance from the footy a McDonalds a chippy and the beach and all for under 75k...3 bredrooms! northerners live like kings!
>>84120919wuu2 big la'?hope the glasgow vape fire didn't destroy too many elfbars
>>84120878Wouldn't shag you. You are far below her standards and probably too old for her.
GRIMSBYRIMSBRY
>>84120344This is my fav
>>84121032Nice day today love, *sniff* Must be a farm nearby. Didn't know they had a farm down here.
>>84120952Down the church today i ws talking to this lassie i know nd her dad ws going on about how lithium batteries can chemically react or smth. He has a chemistry degree. I ws like Aye.........Thing is the roof in central is Glass. Which is crazy when you think about it.
Imagine how fragile glass is nd imagine the whole ceiling above you is made of glass.NEver really thought about it before @_@
>>84121055Mad indeed thatwhen I dug out my old psp last year the battery was swollen like it was gonna give birth to a baby battery lol
Mi a go spark yuh out bomboclat
>>84120950Ave got a uncle that lives in Lincolnshire my dads brother.Not met him since i ws wee though.We went to mcdonalds when i ws about 5 then he jst went back to england nd never came back.Oh aye.
>>84121069Thats honestly scary. Am kinda para now about phone batterys nd chargers. Also about extension cables getting wet when i come out the shower. However If your interested in that subject I recommend this video its very interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tfvtJyucHc
Shout out the glass floor in blackpool tower @_@
mind the scene from bride of chucky where the glass mirror cracks and kills the couple in the hotel
>>84121113Remember in What Women Want mel gibson drops a toaster in the bath nd then he can read womens minds lol
>>84121113Also remember in john carpenters vampires when he cuts the guy in half n_n
Anyone got the video poley took of the girl taking a shit?
Reckon Starmer should just resign desu
>>84121233yeah get farage in so we can all go and fight for Israel
>>84121274He's changed his mind now after Trump left his messages on read
>>84121286didnt he try to meet trump recently but he already left and didnt tell farage?
Warming up my IP so I can make the next thread well ahead of time.
>>84121125kek is that really what that films about?>>84121146oh aye kino flick this is, featuring laura palmer in the nip>>84121147wrongun>>84121274we all zionist in life
trying to sleep through opioid withdrawals
He smells of fish, she smells of roses.
>>84121338ooof stay strong man
>>84121326Yeah lol but Misremembered slightly it wsnt a toaster it ws a Hair dryer he fell in the bath holding it. When he wakes up he can read women's thoughts. O aye n_n https://youtu.be/PtAVQbpXbo4
>>84121338D: hugs x >_<
>>84121338hope you feel better soon lad, ask Saint Maximillian Kolbe to pray for you.
I smell like butter n_n
^-^ https://youtu.be/PqQQYWrQTHI
Why don't the lads make friends so easily? You never see a lads go to a museum together. They just expect a girlfriend and nothing else.
>>84121652>You never see a lads go to a museum togetherthats fucking gay that
>>84121660It's not gay to have male friends and appreciate historical artefacts and art exhibits.
Feel sad abotu the building burning down. Jst feels like the end of a era nd yet another thing gone/changed. @_@
>>84121729the one up there in glasgow de lid?
Glasgow sux now desu. Pic rel is true. All the kewl old shops r gone like Borders closed. Weird ppls loitering about everywhere. Not like my skewl era when I enjoyed going into town on my lunch break frm skewl nd going in shops n stuffs. At least we still had our architecture that's beautiful. Its the last thing we have left frm the old days so I fink thats why it hurts to see it getting destroyed. As its not something that will be rebuilt. Sad.
>>84121764Ya. It over xx @_@
Cineworld closed too. We lit had thee tallest cinema In the world. Closed in septembers.
When I ws in skewl we still had woolies jst about..ach aye it ws a different times
>>84121818very grim late 2000s vibe from this piccy and i love it
>>84121840We all depressed late 2000s man itt n_n x
>>84121860>tfw fucked up my one chance at getting a 2009 emo gf
>>84121903Lassies were nicer to speak to back then desu. Social media has done a numnber on lassies.
>>84121956nicer looking back then too *sips*
Scoffed 4 Foxs rocky biccys mint flavour choccy biccys wiv cuppa n_nGna watch netflix in bed
>>84122041Wasn't covered in tattoos nd 5 piercings on every inch of their face n_n
>Slept thru from 5PM>Hopped on callberg with the gf right after getting up>Got off just nowckin ell
I don't want to live like this any more. Every day is the same. There needs to be meds to kill my libido.
It's another go to bed at 10 and wake up at 4am kind of day again..
Orcas r keeping us safe ^-^ https://youtube.com/shorts/0I1fCfpJy7w
Mind n grt them cards for Sunday ^-^
Lulz n_n
Remember shppy always posted this lassie fir some reason
>>84122300Remember when Shippy failed to adequately treat bobbin's flea infestation?
Have u tried chewing on the cable x
n_n just learned theres a season 2 of the The Teacher channel 5 drama that I watched last month but only season 1 is on Disney plus so I thought that ws the end.
Women have made fun of me several times in public despite having a shower regularly in them days. Online they pretend to be respectful members of society but deep down they are probably very shallow and horrible creatures towards men they don't find attractive.
They had a bit where it ws about where kids at the school was sharing creep shots of their teacher nd it was a 4chan clone Lol
Same boards
It ws a decent show honestly ngl on Disney +
I'm not like the state of my life lads. There's nothing to do any more. If I quit all these unhealthy habits/being online what the fuck is there?
I have fuck all to live for. There's no fucking answers because there isn't a fucking solution for pussyless losers like me.
>>84122505>There's nothing to do any more.Start a family
>>84122546It's impossible to get a girlfriend. They're all insane standards and want a guy earning more than minimum wage at my age. I'm not going to work because I know the reality is I'll still have nothing.
How the fuck can I even BEGIN to get a job with all these years of being unemployed? Plus there's always porn to watch and that somehow wastes my days. I am a fucking slave to my libido. This is the only enjoyment in my life.
>>841225684chan changes it mong.
>>84122583Ha what. Why?
>>84122564Sounds like you don't actually want to change
Looks fucking weird without makeup. Don't like it at all. Looks like a tomboy.
Weird how Russians have washing machines in the kitchen. What's up with that lads? Why would you wash your clothes in the place you prepare your food? Make it make sense.
>>84122633Don't find this particularly weird desu. I know a guy who has his shower in the kitchen. Now that's weird.
Just watched that suicidal russian girl get sliced by a slow moving train on outer /r9k/. Fucking hell. What a way to go.
>>84122657That surely is not up to code. Then again landlords rent out divided boxrooms so wouldn't be a surprise to see some weird shit like that.
>>84122633How is that weird? n_n ours is in Kitchen. Tumble dryer too
>>84122692Scots are weird af, no surprise there
>>84122692Ameriburgers don't.
>>84122703Needs to be in kitchen for the plumbing I fink. The pipes for the water n that?
Rly enjoy this piccy posted a while ago
Bruh moment lol
Love putting on clothes straight frm tumble dryer. Ye canny beat it
2 more wepisodes of my kdrama left.Gna sleep now. Nanight
>>84122837Need a stepdad update ASAP
What is real britfeel? Really curious
>>84122930>What is real britfeel?Drivel and personality drama
Mental health bennies now. Don't make me angry. I will never work because I never get sex. No chance of a sex life makes me mentally unwell.>There were also plenty who were more cynical about patients' motives, saying they were "not genuine" or accused patients of "milking the system".>Some also described how patients even had become aggressive, with one doctor saying: "They argue and fight, we end up having to give in for our own safety." Another added: "It would be insane to challenge the patient."https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20lew24kngo
>>84123017Apply for bennies then. You won't.
My neet life is comfy. I'd rather go back to the psychward than be a wagie working for a wage that will never let me support myself independently. Fuck off if you think I'm working some shit job while women get fucking easy jobs and free gifts online. Go fuck slave for me.
>>84123026I will when I find it necessary. I am far too depressed to be dealing with all that GP appointment bollocks and disability application forms.
I'm just picking the easy lifestyle like women. I don't care. Women would kill themselves if they had to do the work many men do.
I see no point working. I will never get the life I want. Contributing only means supporting that shit system, paying taxes towards women (and their sprogs), immigrants and old people. There's no future for me either way. Fuck if I'm going to pay a penny into this shit system. Don't even get to experience sex.
Off to turdingbury-upon-flushshire now, me X
>>84121320I was only kiddingXD
Pooing
>>84123105Big poo from a big lad
>>84123112Real big poo. The summit of the poo mountain is above the water level in the loo.Wew, t'was a huge poo, let me tell you.Now that it's finished? Phew.
>>84123112Also, I'm big vertically, not horizontally.
Fuck it told bossman i have a stomach bug, garn back to bed bye x
>>84123136Skiving.
>>84123163Wrong. I have permission to be absent (stomach bug).
>>84123167Fibbing.
FRUGAL
Pooing one more timeHot spicy curry last nightBumhole not burning.
Wonder if Ruthmong likes spicy food
Think muh dayz partnership with muh chum is coming to an end. memory issues causing me issues (sorry for double use so close together). Making a few silly choices as well, not fully thinking things through (briefly).Ah well. Solomade again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHa6a3FtPJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5xCKYMfpEc
Need to poo againReally fucking annoyingNeed to go t'shop
jake paul is gonna be presidentlmaooooo
It happened againTiny pellets from muh bumStung a bit this time
Lunchingham ingested XPhwaor
A haikuAbout muh pooI dont it for youNo, not the pooThe haikuThe poo was happeningDesu.
Stupid arse typo, bloody ruined it.
Ok, so I'm going to doss, methinks. I know of a nice little server, 200 AI on it with the mission to kill all survivors. Not super accurate, but enough to give a nice PvP style effect, but the server owner has PTSD so the AI aren't too aggressive.But, the call of Namalsk (and the snow) is quite stronk for me, that's a map I'd like to get completed before muh memory goes too fucky, and or other things go wrong with muh body.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_XLAvfJ_6Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If2YIE6iyUk
Taeao taeao tama, talosia ia manuia outou uma.Toeitiiti lava o le faaiuga o le vaiaso, ua le mafai ona faatali, desu.
>>84123506waddafugs gowan on ere den?
>>84123514I've learnt forren. I can speak more or less any language now.Give me a sentence, and language you'd like to see it in, and I'll do it, because I speak forren now, me.
>>84123520Tell me how to say "I'm not that keen on those swarthy hook nose fellows" in Hebrew
>>84123427His girlfriend's a bit of alreet tbqh
>>84123548ani le kel kech mitlehav mehivchorim hischorim ha'ala im af kars
>>84123548Da joo'n runes as well, turns out I can also do that. But can't type it, sorry.
Imagine me, turning up to a party, 2 bags for life full of lit candles, and I can speak forren.Wew lads, amarite.
Is this an elaborate wind up of some personality who's learned another language? This is britfeel after all.
>>84123615Don't hate it because you ain't itOr should I sayAgmo bubusolen itan ta aliwan sika itanThat's Pangasinan. You probably don't know it, as you're unable to speak forren. Guess it's more Pangasinian pussy for me then.
Oh hello, yes you can have a light, I have a nice rainforest yankee candle that will be perfect for you. Remind you of your homeland.Marakep kan maong, malimpek a rosas ko*pulls a fitty*
Hi, I couldn't help but notice you're forren. Would you like me to woo you in your native tongue, then I'll use my native tongue on you later tonight.
>>84123640Every time you light a cigarette off a candle a sailor dies. You have no idea how much nautical nonsense you're causing with this new gimmick.
>>84123684Only pretend sailors tho.
Feel bad but, if you're pretending to be a sailor, you deserve what you get at sea.
wonder if Blad is the turdposter
>>84123665DO WANT
>>84123700I had 3 poos today, and did nice little forren poems about them, but not actually in forren, just the way the poems were constructed.But I am not Blad.
Anudda night of just 3 hours sleep. End me now. At least it will be lunch time soon.
Can someone post the SSM piccy of him crying and the couple looking at him from behind.I feel like that right now x
>reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1rqxvg2/take_a_breath_your_decision_to_attack_iran_wasnt/A laffington wuz had X
>>84123701Oh yeah, well what kind of forren are ya, darlin? Also, I'll have a double rum n lemonade.I know we're not, the bar is just down the street, might as well get comfy, and there's a cashmachine you can call at on the way down.For what? Well I'll be wooing you with muh forren skills, and you can woo me with some nice rum, and some you can cook me a nice breakfast in the morning. If you're lucky and things go right, and the rum keeps flowing.
>>84123726it here lad>>84121032
>>84123720Left the electric blanket on, woke up at 2am par boiled in my own sweat... no i will not be showering today.
>>84123757NTA but, get yourself a teddy bear fleece bedding set from dunelm for next winter. Greatest investment I made. I don't use the pillowcase, but the bedsheet and duvet cover are fantastic. So warm, no extra cost, no boiling yourself alive (sometimes do get sweaty if I curl up in a ball under the covers during the night).
>>84123784I have problems controlling my body temp (drug induced diabetic II and hypothyroidism) so a full nights sleep is a rare thing, I have duvet 1 8.5tog wool blanket 1, cotton blanket 1 and duvet 2 10.5tog and just peel off what i need/don't need during the night I slpet more full nights when i had a cat
>>84123799Do you think you're not sleeping as well because you're missing the cat? Sorry em's gone, sucks when that happens.
>reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1rqymbn/anthropic_recursive_self_improvement_is_here_the/The future is now, is it not
>>84123812Sure, i miss them terribly, nothing like getting into bed and seeing that silhouette in the door way, tapping the side of the bed and hearing the excited meeps! as they jump up onto the bed, make biscuits and start purring as you cuddle up with them.I may get a cat in the summer, I live in a 1 bed flat so it's not ideal and my landlord are knobs with permission "nooo someone might be allergic to cats"
It not rite how society treats us, it not rite at all
>>84123832And that's just what's being publicly said and shown. I would imagine there's a few isolated rooms where they've already let it run free then pulled the plug when it went "Kill all humans"
>>84123848I thought it was you, I remember your story.I feel your pain, they are great as pets, but bad if can't let them out. But you could see if you can find one for adoption through your local RSPCA, and see if they have any that require being housed indoors. They may have health issues, that's why most have to stay indoors.
I have sneezed two timesVerily
>>84123884An older cat with FIV might be a possibility or just an older cat in "retirement" I wish i had a bigger place with a garden but it is what it is.I'm not opposed to walking them on a harness, they should be outside in nature it really perks them up. People dont really consider that pets can be depressed by their environments unless it something extreme like living in a breeders house or cattery conditions.>>84123900Bless you! (please don't have the plague ty)
>>84123904Walking an elderly cat on a harness could work. They'd still want to go out at times. My last one had a seizure, but she was 19 and still going out daily. Sometimes a few times daily to go sit in the sun. Found out with her it was mainly going out to bathe in the light.
The wind as calmed down enough to venture out, but I'm high af.
I'm also committed to dossing. I'm thinking another spliff and yawn at the monitor for another hour, then should be good to crack on.*notices the wind's picked up again*Yeah, it's the shut in life today.
And I need to put muh pork ribs in the oven for 3-4 hours on a low bake. Get em tender.So yeah, quite a busy day for me.Also, where's everyone gone?
Got a little plan for tomorrow. Got a guy coming to fix muh ceiling tiles, and he's into gaming. Going to show him the new old gaming PC. Not planning on selling it, but if he says a number I like, it could go. Nice little retro gaming PC project for somebody that can afford to get it done (I could over time, potentially).
>>84123917They are little rechargble solar batteries, bless them.
>>84123998I grew one once.
Escort FINALLY read the text I sent her on Saturday 7th. No response or reaction but I'm used to that now. Next meeting is scheduled for Friday 20th.
>>84123946sounded pretty bad last night tbqh, neighbours back gate swung open around 4am for an hourWas about to get up and try and close it but thankfully they must have noticed >possible snow tomorrow>pic rel
escorts mentioned corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrington
Yeah I know why, it's cause yer salty about muh adblock.
>>84123799>drug induced diabetic II Like cannabis made you fat?
>>84124089FreeTube has stopped working, I need to fix that or something. Shalom desu.
>>84124089Mine does the same occasionally lad, its at most 2-4 seconds I have great admiration for the turbo autists that fix the adblockers within minutes of them breaking kek
>>84124016That's a fine crop <3 you must be very proud.
>>84124101Or you could just use firefox and ublock. Everything's free if ya pure dunnae pay for it pal, as the Scottish say.>>84124106Yeah no fuss really. Usually rights itself before I can finish thinking "yeah go fuck yourself Youtube"
>>84124094No , antipsychotics specificially risperidone. Starting taking them, two weeks later i had diabetic ketoacidosis and they put me on diabetes meds (Metformin and others) My blood work was fine like a month before.
what do you think will be the big new technological leap? i think robotics, its already getting good and with shrinking populations in the future we'll need more labour
new edish for frends >>84124165new edish for frends >>84124165new edish for frends >>84124165
>>84124128Oh bloody eck. Sorry to hear that. Didn't know that could happen so fast.
>>84124128Didn't mean to assume all dt2 is from weight but its a stereotype
>>84124128That's crazy. Were you aware of these side effects before taking it?
>>84124192no it's like the most unlikely but noted in the research before it came to market that it can happen in a really really small % of people. I think iirc it was like 3 in 1000 or something silly.
