Wondering if there is more to your life than just mere hedonistic impulses... Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51uflLr72Z0Previous:>>84090130>>84090130>>84090130
>>84130373some of the most moving music i've heard has been the heavily reverbed playing of an organ inside a large church. it's a pristine and suffusing sort of wave.
I can play very moving reverbating music waves on my rusty trombone and I don't need to be in a church for that, a small clean cubicle will suffice
>>84130387I'd like to put my organ inside your church till you sing like a castrati, anon.Jk, one of my friend's mom is a professional choral singer who performs in churches with a group of other high caliber singers. I'm not religious at all, but the music is incredibly beautiful
Imagine dying for something more than your boyfriend, more than your own life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9_cBv2eJZ4
Matthew 4:4 - Douay-Rheims 1899 American Edition (DRA),,<4> Who answered and said: It is written, Not in bread alone doth man live, but in every word that proceedeth from the mouth of God.
>>84130427I'd be PISSED if my (hypothetical) boyfriend got himself killed in pursuit of a cause. Sure fight for shit you believe in, but don't die over it
>>84130471Selfish of you anon, why don't you believe in the eternal struggle then? Why does everything have to be about you?
>>84130471Speaking of which, did any of you watch Andor? The little twink revolutionary theorist in the first season was so goddamn cute. Bummed me the fuck out when he died.
>>84130480I do believe in the eternal struggle, I just also believe in living for the people you're fighting for. Put in the work, but don't die if heroics.
these 4chan ads are getting too personal
>>84130512mine is uncut though
>>84130559For now it is anon, but you better watch yourself
>>84129844>Is fabric softness/material a factor at all?i think it can help stop it from getting worse after a certain point yeah, but in general its always gonna be friction no matter what. if you google image how bad it can get, i think that can be avoided by taking care of it. certainly most cut men dont end up being that impacted by it, or else it would be more well known. i think softer fabrics would help, but its also air and soap and pretty much just existing without a foreskin there to keep the head moist and protected. so yeah softer fabrics could help, but ultimately youd wanna stop it altogether
>>84130512great, i get to see it twice
>>84130373>ai op
>>84130601Thanks for following up from last thread anon, appreciate the tip
>>84130572I did have a dream about crabs so maybe that's an omen about protecting my peenor
>>84130702Ah ha, sounds like a premonition anon. Guess that peenor with your life
>>84130696sorry it was late, im retarded. i wish i realized the thread was past bump limit but whatever. anyway good luck
>>84130626great, i get to see it 4 times if i squint real hard
>>841309562x if you squint even harder also you should turn off your darkreader for 4chan to unfuck it desu
>>84130373Traveling the galaxy with your bf?
>>84131268I hate sci fi so much it's unreal. Worst genre ever.
>>84131304Why? :( Reality is ugly and boooooring
>>84131363Just watch epic fantasy my guy if you want something cool. Dragons, swords, elfs n shit. Miss me with that space retardation. Ugly clothes. Horrible weapon designs. Boring plots. It's just so uncool.
>>84131386what about star wars? it's basically fantasy but set in space
>had a dream where I trooned outpray for me gaybros
>>84131547praying for your successful transition?
>>84131514>laser swords>bad sound effects>dumb costumesNO
>fantasy cool>sci-fi boringIs it the opposite day today?
>>84130373>Wondering if there is more to your lifeWhy would there be? Tell me why without quoting a fairybook or some dead man.Existence at all is completely absurd. There's no purpose for it and there never was. Eat, fuck, die. Have a little fun, or don't. It's your call.
>>84131552what nowrong prayer, cut it out
>>84131587ok, I didn't amen so you're probably safe, maybe
>>84131584>Why would there be?Because it all seems determined.
>>84131652>Because it all seems determined.Retard
>>84131666Literally satan.
>>84131617istg anon if something happens I'm going to find you
>>84131692sure I can take you out to hotpot
>>84131386Space is fantastic. Epic Fantasy looks towards the past, Space fantasy is towards the future and I'm always excited about the possibilities of future technology and society. Elfs, dragon and magic are really cool tho, I'd gladly do with a mix of both
whose cuisine reigns supreme
>>84131268Can I fly my rocket into Uranus, anon?
>>84130373How about philosophy anon? The Greeks liked it almost as much as stuffing each other like dolmas, so there must be something to sitting around saying "What doth life?"
>>84132019I'm more of a MOON(ing) boys kind of guy nonnie
moaning boys too
>>84131925Obviously France.
>>84132358Hell yeah anon. I was one of those earlier this morning. Dude I was chatting with sent me shared pics of his cock after I told him in detail last night how I wanted him to rub it on my face. I woke up with crazy morning wood as a result, and spent the start of the day stroking myself and letting out short soft little moans. Haven't even gotten up to make coffee yet
>>84132038They all had wives, children and slaves... I am not sure what you are getting at?
>>84132413Oh sorry, you were asking if there's anything in life as good as blowing dudes and getting railed, so I offered philosophy as a suggestion. I agree the Greeks were Problematic (TM) but I figured they're foundational to a lot of later writers, and the gay connection makes them relatable. Happy to compare the relative merits of the Frankfurt School vs early Post-Structuralists if you'd prefer though
>>84132470I don't think homosexuality improves anyone's character tho.
>>84132404did you want to make me hard?
>The year is 2026 and apostle /r9gay/ threads are no longer saged and ignored they are now the main threadHow did we get here?
>>84132498R9gay is healing. It has chosen the narrow way.
>>84132540post your big tits
That's enough! I'm asking Gemini to make a pic of my dream bf>inb4 pay an artistWhy? I want it for free. Love should be free. And I'm not telling to a judgemental art-normie what I want in a guy
>>84132481Sure it does. Nearly all of us gays face some level of antagonism or discomfort from living in heteronormative societies. Overcoming hardship and learning to live in challenging circumstances are like the literal classic examples of events that build character. I'd argue the average queer person -all other factors being equal- has had to contend with more adversity than the average straight person, and likely has greater "character" as a result.>>84132490I didn't NOT want to make you hard ;p
>>84132614I love when guys love to tease others with their bodies. I never had a guy trying to make me hard, all were such fucking prudes or gaybaited me. Your soon to be bf is lucky
>>84132614Satan are you testing me?
>>84132614>and likely has greater "character" as a resultunironically true, gays have more to say and don't act often like some branded straights. However some gay guys are some of the most vapid and mean people you will ever meet, maybe it's the ones who were with the girlz since their earlier ages and were accepted soon
>>84132614Why are you speaking on the behalf of gay people about their hardships when you are in fact is a cruising straight man? You don't know what it is and your words sound beautiful but for you hardship is explaining to another straight woman you meet is that you're okay with taking things up your butt before you find the one that will tolerate it, not living in an alternative way in a heteronormative society.
>>84132600Post him for us
>>84132643I'm sorry you haven't had that experience. It's quite a bit of fun :) I'd tease you in person since you've been deprived of that pleasure. I'd rub your package through your pants, taking hold of your shaft as it gained form and hardened in my hand. I'd delicately kiss around your face, pulling away every time you tried to meet my lips with your own. I'd give you a devilish little smile and unbutton your fly, reaching in and clasping your penis through your underwear. I'd get on my knees and lower your pants. I'd kiss and stroke your erection through your underwear, watching the pre cum soak through the fabric.The guy I was chatting with is just a friendly anon, not a soon to be bf. He's been fun to play with but not really my type for dating.>>84132644That's right, Satan sent me to test the faith of Christian closet cases >:)
>>84132675Yes I agree, being gay doesn't automatically make someone a decent person and worthwhile member of the citizenry. Some of us are just godawful. But I do genuinely think the adversity we face is real and I think we deserve to celebrate our resilience.>>84132681I didn't quite follow all of that, but I'm sorry if I offended you. I tried to tailor my words to acknowledge that we're not a monolith, and some people have faced much worse treatment than others on account of their sexuality. I'm not a regular poster here, so maybe I missed something.
No. 1 ship at the anime awards. We're winning gaybros
I wish I had a bf to get me into anime, I never feel like I belong here not being at least a partial weeb.
>>84132965Not every anon here is into anime, many don't care. This gen is just more anime and 2d friendly compared to gaygen
>>84132989I mean on 4chan as a whole, seems like there are tons of anime reaction images and such that I have no idea what they are from.
>>84132965I know what you mean. Plenty of people clearly get a lot out of anime, but I find a lot of the common tropes and sensibilities off putting. I've seen some stuff I like, but it's because they're just compelling pieces of art in their own right, and mostly aren't very "anime-y"
>>84132675Anon sorry if I scared you off- I would kiss you in the end and let you cum in my mouth. I'd also cuddle you afterwards if you wanted :3
>>84132895Words of sympathy are ok, just don't pretend and spin a tale about knowing how different your experience is compared to a genuinely gay man and how different from the straight people and privilege your life has been, "queer" person.
>>84133044Nice dubsYou're making a lot of assumptions about who I am. I was replying to that apostle person because I took umbrage with their assertion that being a homosexual is at best a character defect to be tolerated out of a sense of charity. You probably have faced worse treatment than I have based on your defensiveness, but really I'm not trying to pick a fight with you or tell you how to feel. You're under no obligation to accept the offer of community implicit in my argument for gay moral character.
>>84130512getting ads is a slave trait
>>84133148what about getting aids?
>>84133128Neither am I, it's nice hearing words from an ally and I'm not trying to pick a fight, just reminding that for you're a guest here and can't relate. When it comes to Apostle you can pick on him whenever you want, he's a very peculiar and self-righteous person.
which namefags are okay to pick on?
>>84133292dutchanon, he got bullied severely but he either didn't care or wanted attention
>>84133321who is dutchanon? is he cute? gay? tall with big dutch cock? fun? good to be around with?
im so sick of being lonely. coming home to an empty room with this big bed that only me and my plushies lay in is so grim. im sad and in need of cuddles, im gonna die without them ;-;
>>84133345he's an old poster, not sure if he still frequents this place. i've never seen his face but the ones who have say he's cute. pretty girly and feminine with long blonde hair and blue eyes. he made long walls of text posts on here, he seemed like a gentle but naive boy
>>84133281Okay anon, that's fine if I'm not gay enough for you. You're welcome to think of me as an ally, but I am the kind of ally who likes sucking dick and fantasizes about sleeping in on weekends with a beautiful scruffy boyfriend :pI am a guest on this site though. I've been bored and horny during a lull in my freelance work, and 4chan's been a welcome distraction. I just picked up a new client, so I'll likely be gone again soon.
>>84133363>pretty girly and feminineeh D-;>long blonde hair and blue eyesmmm... B-Dmaybe he can be fixed, he sounds pretty
>>84133370Yes, let's just remember it will happen sooner than later and that one day you'll finally find a gf and stop this ruse of playing masks.
>>84133438Oh lol no I'm going the other direction. I've HAD girlfriends and am tired of them. I've hooked up with a few guys, and now I'm looking for one to make me his little scruffy boy wife. Again that's fine if I don't meet your standards for being an OG homosexual, I'm not trying to do a stolen valor routine here. But I am very sincere about being into guys emotionally and physically.
>bishit>sexhaver>has had casual sexwhy are you here instead of gaygen which is more suited to you?
>>84133487Just say it if you need me to believe in this larp where you're gonna be faithful and stay with a man when it never happens. Especially if your whole motivation is being bored of women and your plan is to entertain yourself temporarily with men until they're not existing anymore and you're cured of your prison-like sexuality.
>>84133184libertine trait
>>84133032Why are you quoting me nonnie?
>>84133509I've chatted with guys on a couple of the boards, including gaygen. I like how emotional people on r9k are, but you sure are a neurotic bunch :p>>84133515I mean you don't need to believe anything about me. I've tried and I think largely succeeded at being a good partner to all the people I've been with long term. I'm in my early 30's now and am aging out of the whole "freak out and scramble to start a family" period that a lot of people go through. I'm just enjoying focusing on my work and meeting people while I look for someone to settle down and have a cozy life with. My heart and dick have been pointing me toward doing that with a man for a while now.
>>84133609Oh jeez my bad, I clicked the wrong post earlier. That was intended for an anon who said he wished someone would tease him, but then disappeared when I obliged. Sorry for the mixup :/
>>84133644The first sentence is all that I needed to hear. Thanks for confirming you're unreliable and your sexuality changed on whim, I'm sure your temporary boyfriends will enjoy it up until you change your mind like the rest of your community that doesn't know where to go when they're bored. Resume any conversation you've had before this one.
>>84132992here you're in a good place for you because gay generals usually have way less anime fans. I'm one of them but I didn't watch countless of them, it's just that some pieces of media I really love happen to be anime. 2D >>> 3D>>84133003Modern anime are more customer oriented, but you still can find some pretty compelling shows. If you don't like some tropes, look for 90s anime like Evangelion, Lain and the like. Some pretty good stuff comes out these days too sometimes
>>84133671lol okay anon, I'm not really sure which interlocutor you are, so sorry if I accidentally talk to you again. Good luck out there getting whatever you're after :)
>>84133644just curious, what do you do for work? Is it a good living?
>>84133664Are you this anon? >>84132771Noo anon I didn't want to hurt you :(I wasn't avoiding you I just loged off the thread kek Anyway I don't like detailed descriptions too much, it sounds like an ero fanfiction lmaoI liked it better when you purposefully teased me out of nowhere so simply wirh the moan thing >:) it has to be spontaneous and a little out of nowhere! <3(But I might reread that post of yours from time to time, it's hot)Don't think bad about u...or sorry if I got you mad
Being a bottom without any sex toys/dick sucksI am too used to my fingers and they aren't long enough anymore. And I am bored of normal jerking off too. :(
ATTENTION PLEASEGrumpy manlet wearing leggings with gigantic, firm ass and two pieces of ham as legs spotted. My dick is hard. I repeat, my dick is hard
>>84133821Why no toys then? Can't hide them? If so that sucks.
>>84133821my dick is toy sized. Is your butt big?
my dick is toy sized too but not in a good way that would make men shake in pleasure
>>84133739Part time bartending + a bunch of freelance art stuff. Mostly graphic design, with some illustration, portrait commissions, murals and other stuff thrown in. I have some regular clients and also pick up random stuff here and there. I usually have 2-3 projects going any given month, but March has been slow.As far as pay goes- bartending pays probably 2/3rds of my income, and gets me out of my apartment and talking to people. The art stuff is very fulfilling and pays enough that I can justify doing it.I am not well heeled by an means though lol>>84133692Cool thanks for the tip! Never heard of Lain. I really liked the first couple episodes I saw of Evangelion, it's been on my to do list to finish it for a while now
>>84133902wdym? a toy sized dick is a toy sized dick aka a tiny dick
>>84133930have you seen the size of that gayboy's toys?
>>84133853Exactly hiding them is a pain and the consequences are heavy>>84133860Its not exactly big but have been working on my butt although guys have "complimented" me on my butt(even the straight ones), I once got gropped and the guy said I have a nice ass>my dick is toy sized.Lucky, how big is it? >>84133902Why?
>>84133930i thought your was sex toy sized like many inches of length and thickness like a porn man's dick cast
>>84133937>>84133944>>84133945I see, there was a misunderstanding. People use toy to refer to tiny things, tinier than the real counterpart>have been working on my butt although guys have "complimented" me on my butt(even the straight ones), I once got gropped and the guy said I have a nice asshooot...but I guess a good but wants a big dick
>>84133749Oh lol yes that was me. Sorry, no I'm not upset with you at all :) I was just explaining to that other anon why I was suddenly inviting him to snuggle and cum in my mouth out of nowhere xDSorry if that longer piece of smut was a turn off. The other couple of guys I've chatted with on here enjoyed stuff like that, and it's been titillating for me writing it. I saw what you said about wishing someone would tease you sexually and thought it would be nice to give you a little attention :)
I think people overestimate the average dick size, 4-6 is perfectly fine unless you're a major size queen or have wrecked your anus with bad dragon toys.
>>84132614your lewdposting is a bit too aggressive for me, but I appreciate your sincerity and chipper attitude, anon.
>>84132934excellent news
>>84133989soo this might sound funny but the taller you get the bigger your ass gets, since guys are taller they actually have huuuuge asses a lot of the time, it doesn't stand out as much proportionately since we have broad shoulders too but yea if he's a 6ft twink there's actually a lot of ass to get past if you wanna get in the hole
>>84133980>Sorry if that longer piece of smut was a turn offit wasn't a turn off at allI just liked the more spontaneous approach>give you a little attention :)>and it's been titillating for me writing ityou get hard writing stuff like that to guys like me? now THIS is a turn on : )
>>84134017cheeks can spread and get squished, maybe I just have no ass lol.
>>84134017>the taller you get the bigger your ass getslatinx guys wanna have a word with you
>>84133994lol that's totally fair, it's more aggressive than I am in person too. I think I might be calibrated for some of the hornier boards currently. I'm going to switch to writing a series of short stories about a couple living in a small seaside town going to work and futzing around. I like cozy at least as much as lewd, and I think that'll probably be a better format for that.Glad you appreciate my demeanor, I genuinely enjoy being nice to people and prefer to be so as much as circumstances permit :)
>>84133907Lain is quite unique. It's a little confusing, it centers around the early days of the WWW and the Internet. it got a liminal vibe before liminal spaces and analog horror were a thing.Also absolutely do continue Evangelion and watch the reboot movies after too
>>84134021Oh lol yeah if I'm not getting hard writing something, I can't reasonably expect anyone to get hard reading it. I think Tom of Finland said something similar about his leather daddy art. I'd never made any erotic art when I first read that quote, but I definitely understand it now haha
>>84134086Oh word, have you ever heard the term "Nokia Wave"? It's a name given after the fact to a bunch of movies from the mid 90's to the early 00's that cover a lot of those same themes. A couple friends of mine and I have been diving into the genre recently; Lain sounds like it could be a good addition to the watch list.
>>84134033i find that the hole actually gets squished down and burrows deeper when i try to penetrate rather than opening. and the thing is, my tool is squishy too. it's "hard" but not literally hard. it's like i keep trying to squish and shove it in but the hole is too small and i'm just pushing it around ugh. then i lose the mood
>>84134180why are you here if you're a whore that gets around a lot?
>>84134191i'm not and if you read carefully you'll see that i didn't say that anywhere in my post
>>84134180to be fair, it's surprisingly hard to put your penis in a butthole the first time you do it and you don't have proper technique.
>>84134245learn something new every day I guess. I thought it would be easy.
>>84134266it gets easier once you've been fucking their hole for a bit and they're particularly lubed up. at first though before they've been stretched out (though you or them should have already lubed up their hole decently), it can be kind of tight and 'resistant' unless you're at a really good angle to push yourself in. what I found works is to put a finger like your thumb pressed above where you're going to try and insert yourself and using that as a way to assist angling yourself in.
I wonder what could I do as a bottom to help my fbf get inside me? I would feel bad if he had trouble getting in.
>>84134321Put out a plate of cookies and glass of milk for him, like he's Santa squashing his fat ass down your chimney. Might not make thing easier, but I imagine he'll appreciate the gesture
>>84132498and its the worst cancer ever; shocking
>>84134321>spread cheeks wide so he can use both hands to right himself>grab his dick and press it against your hole (as you have the advantage of tactile feedback) so he can push in>getting into a position that's easier to insert (such as where your hole is more naturally exposed/cheeks spread) like doggystyle or a mating press position
This is so me yay
THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP ME LOCKED UP.CAGED IN. BUT I WILL ESCAPE.
>>84134210you talk about forcing your dick inside anuses and getting bred too
god i wish i could force my dick inside an anus rnbuttholes are so inviting
studying is so boring. you read something, take notes on it, reread it, take notes on your notes, and you still don't remember shit if you don't use the information.brains are shit
I have a free pizza from the hut, should I use it or be a good boy and eat my left over chicken?
pretty sure thats why youre meant to "feynman technique" (buzzword for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning_by_teaching)
>>84135304save that free pizza for saturday night
>>84135311it is an epic method of learning but i'm too autistic to extensively interact with others like that especially strangers
>>84135362Okay, I'll be good tonight. Can you believe I haven't gotten fast food in two days now? For me that's something.
>>84135367that wikipedia article says that method with a toy or some other object can help too
me bouncing on my bad dragon toy as i huff and moan the latest lesson to it
>>84135384oh yes then i do in fact do this except in imaginary scenarios
are we all straight edge hereor do we have some addicts
>>84135560There are a few drunks/stoners and even a poster or two that have mentioned using heroin in the past. Mostly we are fairly straight-edge.
>>84135367i didnt mean socially, dialogue with someone in your head; explain concepts to someone you know based on how you know theyd react irl, or just make someone up. most likely the real or imagined person you dialogue with will not have very much prerequisite information about the topic, so if you began explaining a concept, youd probably imagine the fake person would ask you to back up and explain some background information etc. this process will usually reveal times where you could only fumble and admit ignorance, which will reveal to you what you yourself should go back and relearn/look into. in my opinion this is just normal, and what i thought everyone did, but doing this is usually good for finding weak points and allowing yourself to narrativize the knowledge you have in a way that will connect everything so its easier to remember
>>84135560Are you addict/in recovery or whatever the proper term is, or just curious?I'm not for my part. Don't enjoy weed, only drink socially now after dating an alcoholic for a few years.
>>84135646i'm just curious. my father was a low functioning alcoholic, so i got the clue to not take after that. i'm not surprised dating even a functioning alcoholic would inspire sobriety after the fact
>>84135560i used to be an alcoholic for 10 yearsbut i'm sober now
>>84135715Good call on being cautious if you have a family history. I know a lot of people who seem kinda borderline alcoholics. They have "a drink or two" to take the edge off after work, but that can pretty easily snowball into more.Yeah I wouldn't recommend dating an alcoholic. My ex wasn't violent or anything, but he would get embarrassingly drunk whenever we went out, and stashed bottles all around the apartment. We ended up staying with my family for a bit during Covid. He drank a bottle of wine in the middle of the night, and spilled half of it in the living room, along with a few cigarette butts. I was luckily the one who found and cleaned up the mess, but I was livid about it. My sister has two kids who were 6 and 4 at the time. I was so angry with my ex for doing that, and myself for bringing someone who was such a mess into my family's home. We stayed together a couple more years afterwards. He got a little better; he stopped routinely getting falling down drunk, but he never gave up hiding bottles and drinking alone in the bedroom. He never actually got professional help despite me asking him to in very blunt terms. I eventually got fed up and dumped him.Seriously for anyone here considering dating an alcoholic- don't do it, it's not worth the trouble and heartache.
>>84135855Congratulations on your sobriety anon, that's really great :)
>>84135949desu it was a good call dumping him. in my experience, those types will only get worse with age if they're not trying to improve, not better. they may have been functioning then, but you never know when that'll shift and spiral into a one way hole.
I don't even see how people can get drunk, I can't stand the taste of alcohol and when I do force myself to drink a little I hate even feeling tipsy much less drunk.
>>84136098it can feel nice as a release valve in that you can feel a lot less pressure/more free. it's just not worth the squeeze (for me)
>>84136098maybe you're just a massive pussy
>>84136139yeah I likely am. At least I'm sober and don't do stupid shit because of the head hurty juice normies love.
>>84136079Thanks anon, yeah I think it was the right call. We worked together before dating, and had really good chemistry. I knew he had some trauma and there was some stuff going on behind the scenes that were red flags, but I didn't understand quite how bad things were before we got together. Wish I'd listened to my gur and just never dated them.>>84136098I honestly like drinking, but it's really easy for it to get out of control. It can feel nice, and things like craft cocktails and beer are really neat to learn about and try. I've been happy cutting way back on my own intake after dealing with my ex.If you don't like alcohol though I think you'd be perfectly fine foregoing it. It can be fun to do, and interesting to learn about, but so are lots of other things in life.
>>84136168*listened to my gut
>>84136168was it a he or "he"? why are you using "them"? was it a troon you've dated?
>>84136180Oh sorry no he was a he. I have a lot of trans coworkers and am just in the habit of calling people they in general
not him but i hate how the trans fad means i can't use singular they anymore without people thinking i'm referring to troons. referring to people as they or them just feels natural to me and now i can't use it
There will be a problem if my future gay bf ever refers to me by they/them in third party conversations
>sick for several days>symptoms are getting worse than bettera curse upon the fucking coworker who was sick and COUGHED IN MY FACE. CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA
r9bir9bi
pale white they/them nb pussy got me all fucked up
>>84133971>hooot...but I guess a good but wants a big dickYeah, but i should find a bf or fwb first>>84134017Relatable
motherberg will tell me shit like this every other day
Is this true? Is Bibi Trump's rapist?
>>84130427Dying for a communist party is just as pathetic as dying for IsraelNeither one care about your wellbeing or rightsYou're just armed cattle to them
>>84136701Have you considered just writing an app and making millions of dollars instead of discounting her advice? Everyone's doing it it's so easy just got to find a way to legally scam people of their money
>>84137170considering all our leaders are 100 years old you'd think we would have developed some sort of disability friendly airplane elevator by now
>squeak squeak>something something chanel>squeak squeak>something something chanel>[more lyrics that sound like french gibberish] chanel [x10]can this shit song die off the pop sloppa radio already holy fuck its so annoying when the airtime is wasted on this shitalso, comical radio moment tonight when 3 pop/feelgood stations played the same taylor swift song, and another played a different one all at the same time
>want to get into a new hobby>know it'll be really technical, boring, confusing, and unintuitive for the first month of doing it so keep putting it off indefinitelyI really need to push myself (I probably won't...)
>>84130373The bloke i fucked last night just left, he has a plane to catch and as a parting gift he's smeared shit all over the bathroom tiling :/
>>84138937uhh yeah so? that's what happens
what happened to this gen
the whole world changed, what we were is now a relic, and we can never go back.
but we are bound together through time... you an me... what happened
>>84139041we should all go black and never come back
>>84138937you got what you deserved, dirty sexhaver
>>84139796im sorry for being so bitter anon, i shouldnt have said that, i apologize :c
Gloo! Where husbie meow
>>84139958Nice to see someone apologize for being a dick on here
>im sorry for being so bitter anonmassive pussy with no backbone
>didn't want to go out>went out anyways >spent some time in a cute bookstore (trivial)>saw a guy with huge mantitties exploding through his shirt >day massively improvedGo out fellow neet gaybots. You might met some hotties who will never be your bf but at least you will get to look at one irl
>>84140654He'd be better off being a sternly principled foreveralone asshole?
>>84140674Hell yeah anon, go enjoy that eye candy.
>>84140686he'd be better if he wasn't emotionally unstable worm looking for approval>foreveralone time to lay in your coffin grandpa
>>84140716I'm always scared to get a closer look to them tho because I might look like a creep, I think it's really obvious when I'm attracted to a guy and there were lots of people around so I couldn't stare at him for more than 3 seconds. Sucks, those titties were so soo big..
I don't stare and check every man I see out because it's rude and stupid, but last time it happened one was in line standing before me and his back was very wide, like two of me stacked together, was very interesting to see what normal people look like. Pic unrelated, his was like two slabs of stone side to side.
>>84140804I doubt he's looking for approval, I'm guessing he felt bad for being a dick. Sorry to the anon who apologized, I didn't mean to turn this into a big deal. This board is just such a cesspit of despair and self pity it was nice to see someone express contrition for lashing out.
>>84140831>>84140886Have either of you ever been caught checking a guy out? Anything bad happen if so?
>>84140886I don't stare but I do check them, in a way they can never tell someone is looking at them (at least I think they're not noticing me) and I make sure they or whoever is there never catches me, sometimes randos do catch me tho...stupid randos never minding their own businessWhat's wrong with it?
>>84140915Check >>84140918I'd say it also depends on what kind of guy you're checking on. I rarely check on guys who aren't alone or guys who look dangerous. If I happen to think with my dick in such times, I do check the kind of guys above only for 1 sec, never stare. One time I saw what was one of the hottest guy I ever saw in my life probably, he was with his gf and a group of friends. I think gf realized I was looking at him even when I kept a distance as I happened to go the same way they were going (not following them, I'd never make a person feel uncomfortable like that) and she got closer to him as to...cover him? IdkI stopped right after but jeez I couldn't help myself because that guy was my dream bf, it happened like 2 years ago and I still remember him.Being gay makes checking on bodies you like 100 times harder
>>84140966Sounds like you're taking the right precautions. For what it's worth I don't think there's anything wrong with discretely checking guys out. Maybe it's easier in some ways for gay guys though- women are used to getting stared at from a young age, so they're more aware of it. I feel like it wouldn't even occur to a lot of guys that a random person might think they're cute.
>>84141017>I feel like it wouldn't even occur to a lot of guys that a random person might think they're cutewhen a not-pretty boy like me is checking on them anon their thought is "what does this faggot want? Why can't a girl stare me like that?". I think they do realize and the kind of guys I look at the most (which are the kind of guys that definitely get checked by people) do not like that, that's why I try to be very discreet but I swear that sometimes it was truly a pain not getting closer and hitting on them respectfully
>>84140915I don't check them up in a drooling daydreaming gooning rolling eyes way, I'm very unassuming and unapproachable so I assume never had I ever been in that situation. Maybe they did notice and didn't give any piece of mind besides "What is this fuggo doing?".>>84140918I feel like it's an invasion of privacy, I personally don't like people looking at me and valuing me. They get nothing out of it and the worst part is that I'm not stable emotionally and sometimes I realize how easily I get mogged by a random pedestrian, or a beautiful one, then I spiral for an hour. But that's also why I'm looking the way sometimes when some higher power tell me to, not often, just someone good looking. And it's not about sex, more like esthetics of it all.
>>84141163>I feel like it's an invasion of privacythat's understandable and that's why I always try to be very discreet, however I think it's perfectly human to check on people we find hot as long as you aren't making them feeling uncomfortable willingly >They get nothing out of it and the worst part is that I'm not stable emotionally and sometimes I realize how easily I get mogged by a random pedestrian, or a beautiful one, then I spiral for an hourAre you talking about people looking at you or you looking at people who mog you?
>>84141211Both. Not really, them looking at me is unpleasant feeling that no longer bothers me much like it was 9 years ago and me looking at particularly good looking guys sometimes makes me feel like they are right and I am wrong at being a human, like how beautiful you are that you do not join us.
I've been trying to get into girls recently, but I keep running into this same funny problem. Almost all of the women that I'm interested in end up being lesbians. I'm mostly going after cool, quirky, energetic women with short hair and weird clothes. All the cool chicks seem to be lesbian however, and I'm not interested in plain boring vanilla basic girls at all AT ALL. I feel like there's something I'm missing about how this is supposed to work. Where do I go to meet cool women who aren't lesbians?
>>84141926try asking in straight thread gross prison-prison gay subhuman
>>84141926like girls to bang? idk bro just keep hitting up bars or some shit this is the faggot incel general
>>84142078That's a really dumb take actually, since I'm a gay man thinking about experimenting with women.>>84142178To have kids with. I don't care about sex. Also, I think you're probably mistaken about where you are.
>>84142195>Also, I think you're probably mistaken about where you are.you made me check as i have done this before, but no, this is /r9gay/. wtf bro this is EXACTLY the right place
>>84142195gay men don't think about experimenting with women, that's you redifining your gross sexuality and being a retard. experiment with a half loaded breachloaded gun pointed at your temple until you feel the impact instead.
>>84142217"faggot incel general" is not an accurate description of me, my friends, or our community. We don't use slurs and we're not incels. I am a military general, however.>>84142254It's typical for gay men to date women at various points in their lives. A lot of them have 20 year marriages with wives and children. Family has nothing to do with sexuality, they're two completely separate things.
>>84142279"our community"? and what do you mean don't use slurs I- >I am a military general, howeverI... WHAT?????
>>84142279it's not. you're not living in 1820s anymore, gay marriage is legal, nor you are gay. now fuck off away from here bishit.
>>84141327>I am wrong at being a humanoh nonnie...don't say that...What you feel hits home, but guaranteed, so many chads are subhumams inside
>>84140907heyy anon thank you, i appreciate it. no problem at all <3>>84140804>emotionally unstable wormyeah..... idk if there are any well adjusted people on this board. but still, i felt bad about my comment and wanted to apologize
early dinner but I didn't eat any lunch, skipping a meal or 5 is what my fat ass needs. At least the pizza is free (well like 2 bucks for extra cheese)
now is the time for wageberg
>>84143059Noooooooooo work is poison
>>84143153i'm lucky in that i can at least sit around for an hour or two of the day to do my own things. i feel for the wagebros who are on their feet for 8+ hours straight. i did that once as a second part-time job and it sucked bigly
>>84143229did you major in something fancy and well paid?
>>84143238no, i majored in being a bottom of the hierarchy service wagie; but i've efficiencymaxxed so i can find a fair amount of time to do nothing while i let work pile up.
I'm so neetcoded I couldn't even imagine being a wagie for 8 hours a day. I think I want to be a boywife instead.
>>84143276it's a good dream. skekelstein has me so goyimwhipped though that i'd honestly feel guilty if i wasn't waging at least 5 days a week.
>>84135560I smoke weed and watch family guy all day.
>>84143311sv fvcking zased...
I only wagecuck because I'm forced against my will to because I can't qualify for any welfare due to being a straight white man when I should qualify for disability for being so ugly that no one will date me because I'm not chad
>>84136245It feels the opposite of natural I don't get you lol. Calling a singular human they just feels off.
>>84143276>I couldn't even imagine being a wagie for 8 hours a daythat's not neetcoded, that's sane coded. Most people just cope with it so to not sleep on the street and they tell themselves that's perfectly normal and productive, cracking some jokes to cope better with it, but it's not normal spending most of our lives working. Alas, the pigs and their boot licking minions work extra hard on the propaganda not only to keep things this way but to double down on the working hours
>>84139783Shut up cuckbot and stop making everything about your disgusting fetish for bbc and sph it's just gross and repetitive
what city has the best bbc
>>84140886I wish more people didn't stare at others in public like most of this thread seems to do. Thirsty disgusting worms.
>>84143500try not being so fuckable then fuccboi >:)
>>84142381I don't know, I have chad neighbors and they seem like well adjusted people. I know what you're trying to say, I just happen to come across okay-ish people more.>>84143500Literally stated I don't do it all, it just happens sometimes organically.
Halo more like gay-lo amirite el mayo
>>84143660so true bestiei'd huff arbiter's fat nuts
>>84143499it's nyc
>>84143456I hate it when bottoms make posts pretending that they'd ever sleep with a top who is below 6ft it's pure manipulation to sucker in tops to this belief that they can actually have sex with their average looks it's like all bottoms have this universal addiction to mentally abuse tops and hurt them just for fun
>watching CS semifinals>tournament is in Sweden>there is a bunch of trannies in the crowd>crowd cameraman is constantly finding trannies in the crowd to show between roundsSo that's where all these "aiming community" communist tranny accounts come from, what a disgusting country, why can't they be just gay gay like Germany?
>>84143941any nerdy hobby group is going to be invested with them now. HRT has ruined nerd communities, and all of the cute nerdy boys went trans.
>>84143956Can confirm, I sometimes want to transition and be my own girlfriend
>>84143937certified skill issue
>>84143937Why are you browsing threads full of gross trannies? ????
i like how you read about western philosophers and they come up with all these neat ideas about being and knowledge and are these amazing polymaths usually; and then simultaneously they come up with the most retarded round-hole-in-square-peg rationalizations to fit God into the equation as they can't fathom him not existing (until you get to more modern philosophers or you're Hobbes). it reminds me of copernicus and how he realized "wow all these calculations on orbits get a lot easier when you start basing it around the sun instead of the earth"
>>84144029Because some of those posters are cute twinks and femboys that haven't trooned out yet but they will never ever have sex with me because they are all chad only same as the ones here and they are gloating about it talking about all the times chad fucked them>>84144002One of these days you bottoms will be put in your place and you will no longer have a monopoly on dating whore
I hate being tired when its too late to nap and too early to go to bed unless I want to oldmanmaxx.
>>84144361>Because some of those posters are cute twinks and femboys that haven't trooned out yetThe thread is literally titled "All short robots should troon out and date the tall robots" lying fat retard
>>84144361there's not much point conversing with you as you're set in your ways. open your heart and open your fly to a boy or forever be alone. there is no other path.
>>84144495I've already opened my fly and sent dick pics to guys that I liked and they all humiliated me for my tiny 6.5 inch white dick>>84144384Doesn't mean they've already trooned out in fact it means the opposite so you're the wrong one here fat whore
>>84143937>>84144361You are possibly the stupidest anon in this thread right behind the "no asshole" retard, many anons can recognize they are too mentally ill to get in a relationship but you use your height to cope with the fact no one wants to hang out with you because you have the shittiest personality and attitude ever, no amount of height would make up for that, even if you were tall every guy would still run away after talking to you for 20 minutes, that's all the time they need to notice your shitty personality, then you would blame something else like your dick size or "being ugly".Keep blaming your body all you want, the real problem is your mind but you will never even try to fix it because you have no accountability.
>>84144603you're like a comic villain who comes up with a method to absolutely beat the hero every time but loses by some fluke and then just decides to never use that method ever again for no reasonJUST TRY AGAIN NIGGA. YOU THINK IF YOU DO EVERYTHING RIGHT THE UNIVERSE JUST GIVES YOU THE JUICE? NAH. YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE THAT SHIT UNTIL IT'S A RAISIN.
>>84144621>notice your shitty personalityit's so overtly this it's painful. dudes get the ick and they dip. i've seen so many dudes like this on r9k but of the straightfag variety but it's the same shit. completely self absorbed and zero self awareness
>>84144621The existence of chads like clavicular proves that everything I've said is right and personality has 0 value in the dating market everything is looks based so you can quit with your retarded copecel arguments about how it's actually all >le personality and on top of this there's countless dating site statistics showing that personality is directly correlated to looks meaning that better looks = better personality rating but retards like you will still argue to no end that somehow it's all about personality despite all evidence both anecdotal and recorded statistics proving you wrong
>muh 7 inch micropenis(You) guys are boring, you are not even trying with these wack baits, you type like women, you are useless and your life is empty, get a hobby or a sport you losers
>>84144657Bottoms will say shit like>Personality mattersThen proceed to fuck a 6'4" chad jock that beats the shit out of them and pump dumps them leaving them with an std then proceed to reject the next 20 guys for being under 6ft you're all a bunch of lying 2 faced whores at the end of the day
>>84144679It's so retarded that gay bottoms consider anything under 8 inches to be tiny and below average their standards are way too fucking high it's a complete fucking joke
>>84144676You're about claviculare, he's so hot and pretty and probably maxxed with penis gains too, wish he was a gay guy and I'd buy with mng and look at him irl...
>-looks -money = must compensate with +charisma>no I won't try to improve my flirt game>"actually there are chad in the world so my life is ruined">muh 9 inch micropenisI haven't showered or brush my teeth in a month, I can blame capitalism, billionaires are the reason why I'm a neet@84144711@84144676>im a woman>I have no accountabilityI could make a bot to reply to these indian posts>>84144657The world is full of retards (niggers, indians, women) and they have nothing better to do than baiting online, even in the chinese cartoon forum, that's why you must gatekeep these people away from your spaces
I hate having such bad heartburn that I even get lightheaded from it it's not fun believe it or not
>>84144765Trying to flirt with people when you're ugly as shit is just going to get you banned from social groups and probably arrested for sexual harassment or assault it's literally illegal by law to flirt with people when you are ugly and you will be arrested for it so no personality still doesn't matter and having charisma doesn't mean shit when you're ugly and my 6.5 inch itty bitty white clitty can't even sexually satisfy anyone so stop joking about it
>>84144866do you take anything for it? I get omeprazole from my doctor and it really helps, before I was getting it over the counter so you can too. After a few days it really knocks down the acid. Fair notice that if you stop taking it it will come back and with a vengeance.
>>84144866>>84144929>and my 6.5 inch itty bitty white clitty can't even sexually satisfy anyone so stop joking about itman you are so fucking weird. just stop being so fucking weird jesus christ.
sry did not mean to quote >>84144866 that sounds extremely painful
>>84144866heartburn is so lame, do you know what caused it? :x
>>84144929>most sane bnwo indian trannigger
>>84132481the problem isn't homosexuality, our heavenly father loves us, more than our earth fathers even. but christians pushing us away and ostrichsizing us makes us think if religious people can't except us even tho we rock then maybe some of the other things religion doesn't except are ok too and before you know it your on the sin train to a world of pain. i hope to write a book about it someday
>>84145001If I stop being weird am I going to get better looks? is that going to make me 6ft tall? is that going to give me a chad face? not being weird does nothing what I need is better genetics or I can't have sex
>>84144929I'd please that big boy clit had i been around it good
the teacher who always makes everything due on monday randomly makes it due on saturday instead without saying anything (it was in the course schedule from the beginning of the semester)how incredibly devious
These used to be my main threads on 4chan but now they really are just like some retarded discord with a dwindling number of users. I remember why I haven't been here in years now.
there was a cute barista at the bakery today
>>84145763>less users = badthe eternal newfag mentality is real. please leave again kthx
>>84141926>>84142195no idea, but lesbian is code for chadsexual, you knew that... i mean, how couldn't you?anyways, are going to concerts or bar events? maybe that's a good place to find a quirk arthoe uwu gf, since you have apparently pretty W rizzi looked for bar events near me on eventbrite dot com, and i was surprised by the amount of things happening every day of the week [mainly saw things like music nights, karaoke, etc... but there were cool things like open dj station nights, weed nights, and CYBERPUNK nights lol]also, try breeder forums i guess? i'm looking at some on reddit and it's complete ropefuel, but maybe you would have a chancesome of the women are single and seem open to dating or marriage, idk
why must i only be productive when i'm so absolutely bored of everything else.
empty early morning feel
the straights wanna be oppressed so bad
When you've been privileged for so long equality feels like oppression. In the straight's case they can still do pretty much everything they used to just so we can we and they don't like that.
>>84147950>just so we caneh...not really the case nonnie. On paper, there is more "equality" in the West, but we all know we're still very much persecuted for our sexuality. When you'll see a young gay kid holding hands freely with another gay kid and everyone complimenting them and calling them boyfriends because they're cute or something then we'll be equal to the straights rights-wise. Gays aren't free to love, very young gays expecially
>>84148121I live in a mid sized blue city. It always makes me happy when I see gay couples here holding hands. I still see straight couples doing it a lot more, but it's nice all the same
>>84148196lucky you nonnie. I never saw a gay couple out in the open where I live, the rare ones I came accross were made of mean gays
goodnighgft r8gay niggas
>>84148292Bye. No! Come back. I have something to tell you...
One of the 9 cats is acting weird, keeping holding his mouth open and drooling. It isn't the cancer kitty and I need to make a choice to take him to an emergency vet or wait until tomorrow and go to the normal one. I don't like this... I don't like making choices like this.
>>84148517I guess emergency costs more but you might regret it if you don't do anything now. Do not delay important choices story, he might have eaten something pousonous
>>84148578No, there's nothing he could have gotten into. I'm thinking its likely a bad tooth. One of them looks kinda bad but he wouldn't let me look for very long. He's already clawed me good trying to look.
>>84148590Personally, I wouldn't like to have any kind of regret and I'd do a brief check now to the emergency vet. But that's me
>>84148606I found a normal vet that's open for a few hours on Sunday but it doesn't open until noon. Its a ways out of town but I think I'll try there first.
>>84148619hope everything will be alright
Now he's perked up, closed his mouth and is walking around like normal. I know cats hide pain and discomfort so I'm still going to take him in I guess. Hope this doesn't break the bank the reviews said this vet was pricey and its near a swanky suburb of Cincinnati.
>>84145520Are you a twink or femboy? Cause I'm not gay and I ain't fuckin any ugly hairy men so instead I flick my 6.5 inch white clitty to twink porn all day
i think ill give up on r9bi
waited on hold for 30 minutes only to get told they only accept established clients on Sundays. Great, now its emergency vet or wait.
Why the fuck am I bleeding from my ass so much nothing even goes up thereGod is cruel
I might regret this but I think I'll get him in tomorrow. I think it is a bad tooth and that will likely mean an extraction surgery. I'd rather that be done at the normal vet than a new one farther away.
>>84149127You need a bf to kiss it and maybe put healing salive inside to be ok.
Women own you
>>84149127NIGGA U HAVE CANCER YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!
I hope jonah gets cancer I hate jonah
>>84149726seconded, that boy is retarded as all hell
>>84149726wow i really hope I do too, thanks Anon.>>84149746we all are we're on 4chan
I love jonah, he's cute and harmless.
i don't care about jonah but i'd like everyone to stop giving attention to namefags
I hate jonah, he's weird looking and harmful.
i care about jonah, i want him to top me with his big cock
I both do and don't care about jonah at the same time, schrodinger style.
i need a bf with moist pp glands badly >.<
>>84149765Thank u This is really kind..>>84149784evil and mean.>>84149814this might not ever happen.>>84149878the cat is dead >>84149952until it STINKS.
hold up i need to go fetch my speech for why i hate chad only bottoms now give me a few seconds
>>84149989you are my hot big cocked chad baby
>>84149961>until it STINKS''waiter waiter, my lobster is too buttery''
>>84149127Eat fiber and drink more water nigga damn.
MENACE is pretty ebin yay
>>84149989I'm actually busy watching a 1970's historical drama to make those posts but I still hate jonah btw
ITT: epi and grooming victims
>>84150825*shoots you with an arrow and kills you*phew... good riddance!
>>84148517Sounds like the cat was poisoned
>>84151202he's not been poisoned, there's nothing he can get into and he's the only cat doing this. I really do think it's a bad tooth.
I want to post a pic of myself on grindr/sniffies but I'm too shyAlso I have a roommate who barely leaves and I don't want them to see me taking pics
>>84151246just keep your door closed.living with others hasn't stopped me from taking pictures of my butthole and penis, so it shouldn't stop you either.
I can't imagine living with a roommate. Even the very idea if terrifying.
choosed to take a closer check on the profile of a hot queen I've been following since a month and it's unreal how fucking better, good at everything and ahead this fucker is, attitude, Phd, friends who love him, winner mentality, gay eyecandy physique.Now I hate him and I want to destroy him for good, but I can't because he doesn't even know I exist and he's a witty, powerful queen. Did you ever felt a burning hatred for a guy you liked? How did you cope with it?
>>84151404know he's likely very stressed out and probably has a massive support group. Also people lie on social media, don't believe everything you see.
>>84151416Thank you for trying to comfort me nonnie but I mean, there wasn't much he lied about, he's getting a phd (linkedin confirms) and his dms are full of thirsty guys. He also talked about his weaknesses a lot, but he seems to come out stronger from them and is doing great things. He's not your standard influencer guy, just an average gay dude who is very clearly above average, but he's also a turbo normie gay in a way
>>84151433doesn't mean he can't be very stressed out, any phd program is going to be stressful. Just because he doesn't show it doesn't mean it isn't happening, he could just be very good at hiding it and putting on a brave face.
>>84151445it doesn't matter if he's stressed out, he's getting through it and he's got a support group and many guys want to fuck him. Also a huge hypocrite
>>84145802>discordniggers driving all the good posters away is good
>>84151404>How did you cope with it?like the other anon said (in different words), humanizing and realizing this person I've put on a pedestal has his own issues and struggles. even if he has natural advantages and had a better upbringing to facilitate healthy development, he still had challenges to overcome. also that I was basically seething at someone for my own inadequacies. while I can't stop feeling envy, I try to focus that inward to put the onus on myself for not stepping up and doing better. if I want to feel bitter about someone being in a better place, then I better start doing more to try and reach that state or I should learn to be content with less (which is also valid).
>>84151453Don't hate the guy for being strong then, that doesn't help anyone. You shouldn't want others to feel bad just because you are. I know I sound like a normie here but try to avoid the crab in a bucket mentality. It doesn't help and just makes everything worse.
>>84151457discord hasn't been mentioned in any meaningful capacity beyond boogieman posting in this general for monthsi know because if a hypothetical r9gay discord was posted i would have joined that shit in a heartbeat
>>84151467jonah literally owns a femboy server with 1000 people that he constantly advertises
>>84151480well i've never seen it posted here, though i don't think i'd join it as i'm more partial to discords that are purely for residents of the relevant general to have a slightly more personal chatting experience.
>>84151460>had a better upbringing to facilitate healthy developmentthat's the point: he started way poorer than I did and still did way better than me. That's unforgivable >if I want to feel bitter about someone being in a better place, then I better start doing more to try and reach that state or I should learn to be content with less (which is also valid)unfortunately I didn't reach this kind of calm yet. My feeling make my spiral in a self-destructive state where I can't do anything but wait for someone to fail>>84151465anon is right, it doesn't help anyone. Actually, it might make the people you envy feel amused while you feel even more powerless, but I cannot help it. I guess I just have a very rotten and wilted soul, but might I add, I don't feel this way for people I feel as genuinely good humans so maybe I sense something
it would be better to have someone to hate on people with, sometimes you can't turn everything into motivation or acceptance, sometimes you just need to watch the world burn
hatred is suck an empty emotion, afterward I just feel drained. It doesn't help anything and makes me feel even worse. I used to hate people like anon did, out of jealously mostly, until I mellowed and realized I had no real reasons to feel like that.
>>84151539rationally, I'm there, almost because I think there's more to all this than simple intense envy, but emotionally it takes a lot of work to improve on that, and love, from others. When nobody cares about you and you don't feel valued, it's easier to fall in this downward spiral. I claim that some hatred is needed, but only if you can do something with it
I can't help but think I should have taken the cat in to the emergency vet today. Probably just me overthinking it. He's currently sleeping soundly and will almost certainly make it until tomorrow and the normal vet.
Would you date a top that sleeps with plushies
>>84151719yes yes absolutely yes. I'd gift him another and I'm very stingy and broke
>tfw no bf to introduce his plushies to mine and see if they get along.
>>84151768what are your plushies' names buddy?
and great, rain is coming which means I have to get up every couple hours to pump out the basement, on top of worrying about the cat.
>>84151719I forget, are plushies specifically for humping, or is that just what some people use them for? I knew a guy on a gaming forum years ago who's whole deal was about how he had a collection of plushies he fucked on the reg.
>>84149961>evil and meanSounds like jonah to me
>>84151719I have a few plushies even one from way back when I was a kid. I really need to figure out how to wash that one because he was my best friend for a while and now he's super dirty just from existing for over 2 decades already