>>84138690
investing in bitcoin would put me in a completely different situation so your rule is kind of dumb. i would also hate being an adult ten year old because my conception of fun is completely different

>>84138704
Why are you so fucking autistic? Why can't you just answer the question? Just say, "I would probably not have done all those fucking drugs" or "I would push myself to go out more instead of hiding all day in my basement".

I know you want some deeper meaning in the choices but it all leads to the same kinda. Not going to pretend a great financial situation would lead to a better quality of life and more opportunities.

And right now I think I would prioritize that over getting friends and a gf somehow, sad as it sounds

>>84138712
because your rule basically takes away my biggest possible advantage? even if i didn't do the drugs i would still be a feckless loser because i'm stupid and needs

>>84138690
Probably try to convince my parents to get me tested for ADHD because I am reasonably sure that undiagnosed ADHD is why I was an academic failure and why I never developed an interest in anything worthwhile.

>>84138690
i'm like 20 rn and my life from 10-17 was pretty good so i don't need to change it all i would do is try harder when im 17 so i get into a better uni for my undergrad and from 18-20 i would just make sure i don't waste my 3 years in uni like i have rn like i would get better grades better projects jobs etc

>>84138719
>because your rule basically takes away my biggest possible advantage?
That's the whole point. Yes, I know your life would be better if you had 50 million dollars. Do you need a hundred million dollars to be happier than you are now? Is wealth the ONLY fucking thing you seek? You can't find happiness without acquiring mass wealth?

>>84138690
invest in bitcoin sneak into a lot of places and blank a lot of girls and become some sort of roid rage psychopath and be completely merciless like gengis khan and did I mention sneak into a lot of female changing rooms and stuff like that

>>84138739
>Do you need a hundred million dollars to be happier than you are now? Is wealth the ONLY fucking thing you seek? You can't find happiness without acquiring mass wealth?
Not him but yes. Having enough money to not have to work for the rest of my life would solve every one of my problems. Any problems I have that can't be solved with money are so minor that they don't really bother me all that much.

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>>84138690

Would have had more confidence in myself. Taken more chances to ask girls out. Kept up with swim team. Mellowed out a lot cause shit that ticked me off didn't matter.

But now I'm like pic

Suicide.

I can't go back. The last 7 years out of the 14 I'd go back I've been dating my current wife and going back to being a bullied kid that got abused by their nanny and gained fucking 20kg in 6 months when he started to develop a taste for women would ruin me.

I'd avoid being borderline raped the year after, and that would make me not be hypersexual as a coping mechanism, but there's nothing I could do to genuinely make it worth it to go back right now.

>>84138739
it's pointless to say something like 'i would do my homework every day' because even if i got into engineering school (or whatever benefit i try to give myself) it would get to the point we're at now where it's just too hard for me and stops being kid-easy. ffs it's not like my whole personality changes, it's still me after all

>>84138690
I'd fuck my babysitter who walked around the house with her pussy in the open, no skirt no pants no panties. My autistic 12 year old ass didn't understand what she was doing and she never initiated anything more. I remember asking her why she doesn't have pants on and she basically said "I don't like wearing clothes on my lower body it's uncomfortable" and I was like "ok makes sense". I dunno how old she was but I'd guess something like 16-18. I can still imagine those pussy lips, just hanging there between her legs. If I had a kickstart on sex I wouldn't have ended up as retarded 26 year old virgin.

I would spend every moment of waking life sneaking into girls rooms and lockers and bathrooms and private places but hey I'm just a kid

I would say hey ladies don't you want to blank a kid it's going to be really fashionable in 20 years to take advantage of a minor boy like me and hey I'm in your daughters cupboard under the sink waiting for her to get out the shower

>>84138742
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>>84138763
Man there are some really deranged people on here

Is there a wordfilter on ra pe now???

Rape rape rape blah blah

Act more like I have ADD and autism since I now know I have it after being misdiagnosed my entire life with "depression and anxiety", with a "speech disorder."

>>84138727
My psych was telling me that a lot of people that are getting diagnosed in adulthood just were really good at masking like I was. We tend to be really smart and adapt well. It's when the safety blanket is taken away and we assume adult responsibilities is when everything comes tumbling down. I really resent that I did not get the right diagnosis as a child. I always wonder what it would've been like how I am now that I'm not some airhead that forgets everything, my mind is not running at 10k rpms, and now understand my autist traits. I love reading and learning whereas before mydumb brain would skim 10 pages a minute, but don't remember a single thing. I just compensated by other ways by taking decent notes in high school and college, and being able to deduce answers really well. High school was easy for this. I graduated college with a 3.0, but struggled due to this. I'm rereading all my old textbooks and enjoying this.

I could have did better if I wasn't misdiagnosed and force fed anti-depressants. I resent my parents so much and the fucktard therapist they believed and the doctor just blindly going along.

Fuck my life was wasted.

>>84138757
i kind of wanted to see what your reply to this is OP

damn your Bitcoin rule. i had access to some high end computers in 2010, my university didn't give a fuck what we did with them. there was a /g/uide on mining Bitcoin, i just never got round to it.

in terms of personal development though, i'd get my eyes fixed ASAP, avoid being sexually abused by another boy, and try not to self-sabotage in dating/relationships (took me way too long to outgrow that).

>>84138690
I'd get myself homeschooled faster and do a better job archiving all those long dead websites circa the early 2000s

>>84138757
>>84138815
not OP, but if something's easier to learn as a kid/young person, wouldn't that stick with you? if you had learned the piano when you were 10, you'd probably still know piano.

maybe join the ADHD anons ITT and get on Ritalin as soon as you can. take that engineering degree until it becomes second nature in your amphetamine-addled brain.

>>84138690
Not making friends. Not stating my opinion to more people. Learning Chinese. Buying a wallet as a kid and saving up more money.
>>84138758
How are you people so lucky?

>>84138840
Is there a way to manufacture ADHD diy meds at home

>>84138837
> do a better job archiving all those long dead websites circa the early 2000s

thank you for whatever you've managed to do.

found out bash.org disappeared fairly recently, thankfully there's now an archive of it all.

>take better care of teeth
>start my actual career 10 years earlier
>try harder to leave highschool with a wife/ someone who can be my wife
10 years old is actually too late, i would want to go back to 5 years old so i could skip most of elementary school by testing out, freeing up more time for me to start making money online during my teens.

I definitely would use it to have sex with all the girls I didnt have sex with, thats like the best use of it imo or use it to avoid traumas that happened.
Its tragic how much vagina I missed out on.

>>84138690
what should I be doing now

>>84138874
work harder so you can post here even more later

>>84138877
work hard in what, finding a job?

>>84138881
ideally you spend your time having fun

>>84138895
fun in what way? like social fun or hobby fun. The hobby fun is going well but the social fun is suffering

>>84138807
I just grew up thinking I was dumb because I couldn't make myself focus on anything, and just accepted it for what it was.

>>84138727
i relate to this, I can't do shit. My mind can't work

>>84138901
i don't find hobbies fun so social fun like posting on here

>>84138924
heh, im socialising. HI anon

>>84138690
I would not wait on school to teach me about what I'm interested in.

I would not invest in personal relationships. Not in family, not in friendship, and most certainly not in women.

I'll specify that I would mostly be asocial, not antisocial. I would aim to be friendly whenever I have to interact with someone, which is unavoidable, but I would not go out of my way to try and get closer to anyone or keep in touch with anyone. The bulk of my socialization would be practical and goal-oriented (e.g. students helping one another to pass a class, coworkers collaborating on a project, etc). I would avoid situations that are about "just hanging out" as much as possible and I would not worry about dating or sex whatsoever. If I had to redo it, I'd remain a virgin until death (which is not the case at the moment). Not out of some sense of purity lost, but because it is quite frankly not worth the hassle to me. It's a low-hanging fruit detracting me from the deeper mysteries.

Those are things I am already doing. I simply wish I had started sooner.

If possible in your scenario, I would take advantage of my 10 year-old brain to front-load memory-intensive learning. I would be doing so using an SRS such as Anki. I only learned about it in my early twenties. I don't understand why schools don't make use of them.

>>84138929
yoyoyo... have you vessel maxxed recently?

>>84138939
SRS stands for Spaced Repetition System, in case that wasn't clear.

As for the asocial aspect, it is a decision I have progressively arrived at over the years, but only just now articulated plainly. For instance, today is the first day in a few years since I've come to 4chan. I expect once this thread dies, it will be some more years before I post again.

>>84138844
The onmy way I can think of is to make meth. But the easiest diy method is dangerous and can quickly make a place condemned. Look up the shake and bake method, but look more at the houses exploding and how people in apartments being left homeless because an addict neighbor contaminated the entire building making meth.

>>84138969
Stay, brother. Stay

>>84138690
>what would you do differently
I would avoid getting kicked out of college for fighting and ending up homeless. In fact I would avoid going to college in the first place. It's the single biggest mistake I ever made in life. I'm 30yrs old and still paying the price for that, still suffering the concequences. My credit score is absolutely fucked because of student loan debt, like absolutely tanked. This has cost me thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars due to having fuck huge car payments.

I don't really regret anything else I did in life despite being a total fuckup. As the saying goes, mistakes make you learn o algo.

Other than that, I guess just I'd go through life with way more confidence in myself. When I was young I thought everyone was better than me somehow, but I know now that being socially awkward doesn't make me a worse person than anyone else or any less deserving of respect.

>>84139068
Are you American? How can 1 mistake like fighting someone end up ruining your life that badly? It seems like such an American thing

>>84138690
>>84138712
I'd definetely improve my financial situation immesurably by working more and investing more and better.

>>84138690
I would use my medical knowledge to deal with the health issues I had while growing up like severe spring allergies and asthma. That would allow me to take up sports and find more friends with common interests instead of playing video games at home everyday.

Later on, I'm not sure if I'd become a pharmacist again or pursue my natural interest in computer science. My career made me financial successful and allowed me to retire early but it hardly makes up for my social failures during my teens and early 20s. I would definitely focus in high school and try to have a better college experience somewhere like MIT or Stanford instead of the state party school I went to.

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>invest in bitcoin (haha)
>online school from middle school - uni
>online job
>get a house in the middle of nowhere
>never have to interact with people I don't want to ever again, if have in person job then everyone there's going to be personally vetted by me
>not fall for shitty social expectations like beautifying myself, having s@x, trying to get people to like me, etc.

>study harder in school
>get /fit/
>talk to more girls, shoot my shot with my crush
>save money, even if its a penny

>>84138704
Fucking autistic invalid. So dumb

>>84139300
nta, but you're retarded. you imagination is not what matters in life. your wishy thinking is not what is in fact valuable and worth pursuing.

>>84139300
i think you're the fucking autistic because you're throwing a fit over someone taking advantage of time travel

>>84138690
yeah, people who havent reconciled with themselves over their life's greivances are gonna end up like that one time travel manga

>>84139337
>that one time travel manga
Which was?

>>84139336
>>84139320

Saying muh bitcoin is hard evidence that you are really, really dumb. A boring and very stupid loser npc.

>>84139370
you must be a zoomer who can't take advantage

>>84139370
>Saying muh bitcoin is hard evidence that
finance matters in life more than you'd like to admit. Adults like me do not look at bitcoin for juvenile reasons that you are probably assuming.
Financial stability and security throughout the entire life is the number 2 two most important thing for a good satisfactory existence right after the health.
I don't give a single fuck about normie bullshit and npc retardation.

>>84138739
Anon these normie values are ass backwards why would i FORCE myself to go out under these conditions.

>someone having a meltdown over anons getting into bitcoin at the start to ensure their financial future and early retirement
Yep, invest in PCs and farm bitcoin is best idea.

>>84139400
>>84139376
The reason you say muh bitcoin is closely related to why you are really disliked by other people.
And of course, you are oblivious to both

>>84139363
I keep forgetting the name every time I remember it
but it literally ends up turning into what these poor unfortunate robots think about
>>84138742
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>>84138794
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>>84139431
> closely related to why you are really disliked by other people.
I don't give a single fuck about other people. They're worthless and irrelevant. I do my best to limit the interaction with these pests to important working related matters and paying them to provide services for me. Soon I'll pay robots instead. In some places I already do pay for robots, like a self driving car.

>>84139431
actually, people generally like me

I'm going to invest in bitcoin :)

>>84139435
Was it the sex one with lolis

>>84139510
its not a doujin

>>84139453
you can't do that it's against OP's rules reeeee

>>84139517
Im going to buy silver at $18 an ounce

>>84139515
Can you give a really good description and as much info like character mames, settings etc.

T. Time travel slop fag

>>84139540
character goes back in time and ends up being murdered by his daughter who also traveled back in time

>>84138690
Don't leave her hanging lil bro. She will wait for you for a very long time.

>>84139604
Can't find it. Damn. The ultimate betrayal always gets me interested.

>>84139714
the beginning starts in some Chester Brown style theme where he goes to a reunion dinner with his "friends" from school

I would invest in my social relationships and invest in my studies in school.

And invest in Bitcoin.

>>84139443
I wonder just how miserable you are in real life.

i would learn2code to autoclick the free bitcoin website all day and night and then i would instale my ebin code on all the computers i had

>>84140378
you'd want that, wouldn't you? which is why you're a puny human pest. just wish suffering onto somebody who won't align with the primitive propaganda bullshit. problem solved. top kek.

>>84138690
kms immediately i think. fuck the gay hellscape that was school.

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>>84139286
based schizoid over here

>>84138690

Start dating guys instead of women sooner. Pretty happy other than that.

>>84138690
I'd be a chad in a 10 year old body. It would be entirely different.

Behold, the boy prophet. Step right up and have your future foretold. For you, heartbreak. For you, death. I cannot change your fate, but perhaps you still can. And you, little lady, I have already loved and lost and shall perhaps love again and lose again. How fleeting was and is the beauty of your youth. You think you're ugly now, but I assure you things can get far, far uglier.

>>84138690
Main thing is I'd go to trade school because I found happiness in the trades but I fucked around with a white collar job and had to shift gears later in life.

Would still invest in Bitcoin tho.

>>84138690
Exercise and learn useful skills instead of just playing vidya all day.

>>84141001
obviously the conceit of this thread is OP gets to be a smart ass who says "why don't you just start now?"

>>84141005
Yeah, and I would just answer "Because I'm a 40 years old disabled fatass now.".

>>84138690
I would work on training up my discipline, physical fitness, avoiding brain rot, and building my charisma.

>>84138690
>this is the list of good people who your are still friends into adulthood go meet them sooner
>stay on the basketball team tennis is shit and everyone is a snobby faggot
>drop the usless additional science classes like chem,biology and physics and do more art and social studies clasess you will go to a stem uni anyway were that shit dosent exist
>you will fall in love with photgraphy later on in life get into it sooner and beg the art teacher to give you directions
>stop play the guitar you dont care about it
>dont get into cigs you are too young or quit before senior year atleast
>dont let dad sell the bike
>invest into bitcoin

>>84138690
I'd do martial arts sooner.

First thing I would do is remimd myself by writing everywhere to invest in bitcoin. Then, when the time comes 13 years later, farm and invest in bitcoin.

>>84138690
I think I would just kill myself, that's the truth of it. Going back to that time I was already placed on intensive therapy, so I wouldn't have any volition to change things, and I would only experienced the awful traumas and the few good memories wouldn't last. I would spare myself and everyone the disappointment and throw myself off a bridge, that way I would avoid turning into what I am today, which I currently hate.

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>>84138690
>Don't say bitcoin
No bitch. The answer is bitcoin. Why are you so desperate to desire that everyone is unfulfilled in a way that permanent, immutable financial security can't fix? I'm spiritually fine, I'm physically fine, I'm reasonably happy. The only thing fucking anything up in my life is that everything costs way too much.
That's it. I don't need to do any more pushups, I don't need my biceps to be any bigger, I don't need my love life to be any sexier, I don't need my house to be bigger or car to be fancier or phone to be newer, etc.
I just need shit to stop costing so damned much. Okay?

So yes. Bitcoin. Motherfucking bitcoin.

You want the real answer? Okay. Every democrat, communist, and republican drops dead today. That's the other way to fix it. Dems steal all your money and give it to brown people. Commies steal all your money and redistributes it to stupid people. Republicans steal your money and give it to their friends and themselves. Cleaning them up would make money work again, such that you don't need a small fortune to live some semblance of a life. However, none of that correlates with your time travel parameter. So: Bitcoin.

>>84138939
I'd do the opposite in regards to socializing, since I'm already a 34yo friendless virgin. I'd use the basic social skills I've learned so far to make friends, get a girl (girls if I'm good)
Other than that yeah, focus on studying fun stuff, like chemistry

>>84138704
>t. "but I did have breakfast this morning!"

>>84141020
people like OP think you need to be unhappy, but I guess you might be

>>84141521
i don't get it, probably because even if i tried to change my life in a practical way it would backfire but that's just me

>>84138690
I'd like to say learn to tell my parents to fuck off instead of trying way too hard to make them happy when they never will be but they're so insanely patronizing it would probably amount to nothing

Bitcoin, lol. I'd position myself as a god by predicting key events like earthquakes. Bitcoin & stocks maybe as the initial boost, so I'm not constrained by the money. Then I'd go public and leverage my knowledge of the future to the max. I'd have millions of followers. The best thing is the cult of me wouldn't even need the followers to give me money - I'll have enough. Instead of leeching from them, as all other cults, I'll give them the real power of knowing the future. So they will worship me for real.

>>84138690
Well, with such convoluted rules:
My grandma is still dead, and that would be my first ever year of employment.
So, I'm still dealing with that fallout in life and being forced to live with my boomer aunt as my mother fell fully into drug addiction and thievery.
So, given the chance to rewind and do shit right:
>Don't follow my mom's trap of writing a receipt to my aunt, as she finds it insulting
>Stay a few months more so I have enough to cover 3 months of rent
>Speaking of, get a damn roommate instead of cosigning a Studio that costs 1500 later in 7 years
>I'm a dishwasher at this point, do not commune with fellow staff, ever, because they're fucking scum
>Don't drink beyond beer, and only drink beer in seasonal spurts
>Speaking of limits, fully change my eating habits so by year 4, I have a body that can handle everyone's bullshit
>Use the time while I'm living with a roommate to upskill quietly
>When the time comes to pivot into Janitorial, learn every skill from my master Janitor instead of hanging out in the boiler room 6 hours a day, so I can bounce to a real janitorial job
>Speaking of that: buy a fucking car. Any will do in this time period as Gas wasn't fucked yet and I likely have the license by now
>By year 7 I should be as stable as possible, and have a full path of restoring everything in my way, as I upgrade to Maintenance and EVS Lead, and then I move to my own place
>With the time advantage, by year 8, I should have practiced Math long enough to easily pass a Union test so I can be a Tradie of the best damn Union in my land
>Year 10 is the endgame where I get a fucking house, upgrade my car, and plant my feet until 25 years later, where I retire comfortably, maybe even get a wife and kid to support

I've thought long and hard about this. Hell, by this timeline, I'd likely have 700k in the bank. That's assuming I never get laid, and thus don't find a sugar mama.

>>84141614
pretty intense life for a 10 year old

>>84141621
Oh, I misread. Not 10 years ago, 10 years old.
Oops.
I'm not in the mood to type further, but 10 years old would be cool to change completely. The plan still tracks.

>>84138690
Umm I'd probably try to have sex with all the girls my age so I have nice memories to masturbate over when I'm older.

Oldhead checking in.

I suppose I'd work at a movie theatre in high school. A lot of my friends have fun stories from doing that. Avoid retail and fast food unless I was literally starving.

In college I'd take a job in the computer lab and try to parley that into IT. Ended up spending way too much time in retail and then security and it feels too late for me to unfuck my "career".

I'd skip the whole angry 2000's fedora atheist shit and get confirmed.

More weightlifting and hiking. Goes without saying. This plays into confidence and fighting brain fog and depression.

I'd definitely take more chances with women. Sure it's embarrassing to get turned down but you have to build up that thick skin to rejection when you're still young. And it's not like you have to deal with them awkwardly for too long after. Young people move around a lot, drop out of college, etc. You don't really see much of your platonic friends once they have a husband and kid.

More conventions. There was something special about pre-2008 anime cons especially. Tons of cute women and normally introverted nerds partying. I'm still chasing that high and regret not going to more.

I'd do more TTRPGs. The attention span and willingness to try new things before smartphones... I didn't know just how good I had it.

>>84141614
Wait, you started working at 10 years old? That's rough anon

>>84141741
No, I misread and thought it was 10 years ago. Fixing shit at 10 years old would be more impactful.

>>84138690
It's astounding how retards can only ever answer this hypothetical question with "muh bitcoin muh money!" braindead answers. Realistically I would know how fucked up and sick my parents are and the community I'm in is 20 years ahead of time so I would just focus on avoiding them and saving what money I got to move away. Actually try in school and go to a regular good college and try to get a job in finance or something. I wouldn't really have any great advantage except avoiding more trauma and toxic people and know what doesn't work. That said these kinds of ruminations are pointless you can't go back what's done is done. It's only useful if you have children to avoid repeating the past.

So my mind would get to time travel to 1993 in my 10yo body and redo everything?
I would choose a different high school for starters
I would prevent the deaths of all relatives and friends who died by accidents
I would start being interested in girls instead of just playing mtg and tabletops until i was 19
Also I would convince my parents to take me to japan. My biggest regret is not having experienced 90s japan.

>>84139363
Erased

>>84138690
Nah i tried my best back then and it resulted in my current situation
For me to have different results i would have to become a different person, which is never happening
Maybe some miniscule things would change but result would be pretty much the same

>>84141684
>angry 2000's fedora atheist shit and get confirmed.
You know, I wonder what happened to this whole movement. I remember this online atheism movement to be actual quite prominent during the 2000s and early 2010s, but after GamerGate and Trump won, the internet has become so religious. Did all those atheist e-celebs just become religious and join the alt right movement?

>>84138690
>If you could go back in time to your childhood (10 years old) with all the knowledge that you have right now, what would you do differently and change?
I'd go back and kill myself

>>84142166
No. The reasob it dies is because it's been talked to death and each yt athiest was just releasing videos parroting each other. The ones who still are successful went with new gimmicks and don't make any of those videos anymore.

>>84141468
>>84142205
What the fuck is this answer? Why would you not just kill yourself now? Why, if given the opportunity to back, would you kill yourself only then?

>>84142166
nothing happened. atheists are still atheists. lolcows are still lolcows. What did you expect? It was never the intention of an atheist such as myself to push the adequate worldview onto everybody. Hitch did. He loved to debate it. He had a purpose, because he saw what religion did. Religion didn't do anything to me, they're just a cult that I don't give a shit about.
I guess at one point the goal was to stop religious people from shoving their bs onto other random people everywhere. And it was achieved. Nobody is pushing religion hard on 4chan. Just a few bots or memers or crazy cultists that nobody listens to anyway.
Oh yeah, moreover, there was a rise of new problem. One of the major issues that have risen up is the troonsters. Straight up more dangerous, because way more denegerate than religious people. At least cultists of religion aim to make the world a better place with bad rules. Troonsters just aim for power and widespread utmost degeneracy, lunacy, mental illness, etc.
So people switched to fighting the threat of sexual degeneracy and perverted fetishes that got way too open and political instead of remaining a kink of humans in their own bedrooms.

>>84142166
the premise of the atheist movement , that religion was the source of irrationality and dogma was more or less proved wrong,
the tranny shit that followed which was completely immune to biological facts and common sense proved one thing, religion was not the source of irrationality, people were ,
religion was merely a means to an end, remove religion and people would just use something else

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>>84142341
I prefer trannies over religious people and atheists

>>84142235
Because OPs question is dumb. You go back and change things, you will probably make them worse. What? You expected me to say "hurr I'd seduce my crush" or "hurr buy bitcoin and retire"? None of that shit would happen even if I went back, there's a reason why events unfolded this way, it's fate itself. Going back would be repeating the same shit that I hated. I hated my childhood and I hated everything around my life, just like I do now. No time travelling shenanigans would change things. That period in my life is when all went to hell, why would I want to relive those moments? I'd rather blow my brains out and die

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>>84142166

I think people realized it was just subversion to weaken Christianity and not some consistent pro-science/anti-religion movement when the prominent members started getting accused of being "Islamophobic" or stumping for Israel.

Dawkins seems particularly pathetic. "Waah, I weakened Christianity in the UK and now I don't hear Christmas music in December anymore and they're building mosques!"

I'd go kill myself

>>84138690
Americans cant tell the difference between these 2

>>84142284
>Nobody is pushing religion hard on 4chan.
I assume you never go to /pol/ or /adv/

>>84138690
If I could go back in time I would ensure I speak to as many girls as possible and go to the gym. I'm 34 now so it's kinda late for me. I'm stuck in my wagie job and will be here for the next 50 years until my 70s. But if I was 15 again, I would hit the gym early and slay girls in college and also focus on my studies to get a better job.

>>84143404
>I'm stuck in my wagie job and will be here for the next 50 years
If you can't figure out something in the next 50 years you deserve to be stuck. It's in your head, bro. Not saying you can change your life overnight, but you can certainly change it in the next 2-3 years. Come on.

>>84143263
the assumption is correct. I never visit those. kek.

>>84143442
My life is too busy now. Waging plus an hour commute home. I'm tired when I get home. When I was in college I had a lot more free time. This is why they tell people to find your sweetheart when you're young.

Not saying its impossible now but im tired bro.

Start dating guys from age 15 instead of 25.
Have a lot more fun in my teens than I did in my actual timeline. Skip high school altogether (100% of it was a waste of time anyway) and work harder than I actually did.
The downside: I probably would never meet my bf.
The upside: I probably would've found love earlier and skip the whole depressive episodes from trying to please women.
>>84142284
>>84142546
Troons are preferable to militant atheists and all Christians.
Unlike all Christians, some troons are funny people to have around. Militant atheists are cringe and never fun to have around.
Weakening Christianity is the best thing that happened in my lifetime. Too bad it couldn't go even further. But it's a better world in 2026 than it was in 2004.

>>84138690
>I'm not talking about, "I'm going to invest in bitcoin, dude"
Well that's the only relevant thing about the question
If you relive your life without knowledge of future investment opportunities there's literally no point because you're just going to repeat being a khhv until you're back where you are today

>>84138712
I haven't done drugs nor was I reclusive of my own volition, I just appeared reclusive because there was fucking nothing going on in my life. I jumped at chances to socialize like a puppy following humans around. There were barely any chances. That's it. That's my life story

Properly commit to practicing a skill and studying in school. I know if I had just actually taken the time to study I could have been a straight A student

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>n-n-no bitcoin!!!
I'd do.what the mc does in this book: investing. He was dumb to go continue the investments afterward, then later following along with that dumb hysterical bitch for a certain amount of lifetimes.

>>84143476
I genuinely couldnt tell if you were a guy or a girl until halfway through the post

>>84144911
yeah, i'm quite feminine heh.
it's also influenced by the fact that I'm still legit in love.

>>84144922
You're not attracted to women at all?

>>84144932
I was. Ig to an extent I still am but a lot less so.
I tried dating women from age 15 to age 25. Had two serious relationships and both ended with them leaving me for literal criminals.
By age 25 I was stable enough financially to no longer give af so I tried dating men. At the third attempt I met my current boyfriend. We've been together for 8 years.
At this point I loved this man for longer than anyone else. Life is comfy, drama-free and he's a reliable life partner, not just a good fuck. I literally have no reason to even think about women.
Should he leave me (unlikely, our lives are very entangled and we're still emotionally excited for one another), I would still try to date a man.
Dating men comes with a whole different set of challenges. However, the love of a man is very different (and for me better). When men love, they mean it.

>>84138690
>If you could go back in time to your childhood (10 years old) with all the knowledge that you have right now, what would you do differently and change?
I have so much programming knowledge now that I could begin developing games when I was a kid, and maybe become remembered as some of the early pc indie devs like Pixel.
That and I would make better choices on health and self improvement that can only be made when you're young. I actually got a chance to take HGH when I was young, but I craved for being natty and ended up a 5'6 manlet. I could have got at least 3 inches taller...
These mental exercises are great because it makes you realize that you can still somewhat chase your dreams today if they aren't something that you can't change without going back to the past, but most people here are so doompilled that even if they realize that they won't change their lifestyle at all.

Anons who posted real answers... if you had to choose between buying bitcoin or your answer what would it be?

>>84145332
Buying bitcoin. Actually I wouldn't even buy it, I'd mine it while it was easy and you could still do it with gpus

>>84145356
Wouldn't mining it back in the late 2000s early 2010s be extremely difficult? What is it worth if you go back in time, just to mine 1 million dollars worth of bitcoin?

>>84138690
I would work out more and work toward studying a trade.
Also I would have tried to befriend the cool kids so that I could have done more drugs.
My biggest regret was that I was too much of a loser to do drugs, the most fun I ever had in my life were the two times I did weed as a teen.

>>84138690
the "situation" is poverty born from laziness, i am going to invest in bitcoin and buy all these lottery tickets from this store

>>84146273
Up til 2012 mining one block would reward you with 50 btc, then 25 btc in 2016. I'd probably be able to mine more than one block since I had nice gpus at that time. One block would be 3.5 million dollars today, just one, and I'd be there day one as a fresh 18 years old.

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>>84138690
I'd pick up a sport so I don't get fat and stuck in front of a computer

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>all these anons that think they wouldn't just be rich neet losers instead of poor neet losers if they invested in bitcoin

>>84146381
Because I achieved the leisurly life i wanted without any money at all? That is a bad thing to you?

I have autism with oppositional defiant disorder so I wasn't assessed for autism until I was 25. I'd start there with cooperating more with my parents.
I'd also like to have learned more languages, specifically retaining my native spanish, learning chinese, german and russian.
Then I would try to get some experience with the piano, I really want to learn how to play an accordion but now that I'm much older It's more difficult to pick up
Being put in an accelerated program would be good, I remember studying algebra 1 in 3rd grade with my mother but I preferred playing pokemon.
I would also have pushed my parents to feed me a lot more as I was basically malnourished as a kid, not from bad parenting but because I was very active. This caused me to be sub 18 bmi until I was around 20 iirc.

Basically tldr
>learn more languages
>learn more instruments
>do better in school
>be more fit
but it doesn't really matter, because at the end of the day if you go back in time with the knowledge you have now you'd be even more of a complete social outcast and probably end up anheroing by 15.

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>>84145332
>>84146438
I'm this reply. BTC is such a fucking meme cop out answer. Look at how terribly lottery winners do with their savings and life choices after getting loaded. Having a few million, hell even a few billion dollars doesn't matter if you're just going to waste away in your room, probably blow it all on drugs and hookers and be left in an even worse position both financially and mentally.

>>84146460
Most lottery winners do not end up like that. The ones you do are the ones who bragged so much about it and did not get financial planners, accountants, and lawyers. That is the first thing you should be doing even before turning in your ticket. As a result, they forget certain tax related shit that results in losing even more. Add in their noriety which brings out the thieves and long lost relatives wanting a part of your winnings. There's the people coming out of nowhere wanting you to invest it in some business opportunity. There's the people who suddenly my stumble on your property and file lawsuits which got so out of hand that an actual law was created out of it.

The ones who didn't end up bankrupt after 5 years (most lottery winners, the ones yiu don't see many stories of) were the ones who were careful. They set limits, they got lawyers, made work arounds to keep their anonmity even in states that require the winner to be published publicly.

>>84138690
i don't think i would change anything. maybe dont take acid socially that time in 2016 but thats about it

>>84146460
or that one bitcoin fag who went insane and started digging tunnels underneath his house and into neighboring infrastructure until he convinced poor idiot into digging for him and the tunnel system collapsed

>>84146460
Lottery winners are a biased selection of people, they tend to be high risk investors, seeing as they were lottery players.

>>84138690
Probably get my self groomed by a hot older woman and get into more relationships.

>>84149308
>groomed by a hot older woman
Women don't groom boys

>>84138690
I would tell Julie. I am sorry. That i didnt mean it. That i was just scared and she wasn't to blame.

>>84149759
>Women don't groom boys
Oh yes they do. A lot more often than you think.
It's just that so-yciety turns its look away when it happens most of the time.

>>84138690
Id take advantage of knowing which people stick around and which ones dont, the girls i was too autistic to notice were into me.

But then that's a whole butterfly effect

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>>84138690
Nuclear mogging

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Chemical castration
Loads of HRT
Buy bitcoin

>>84150952
You wouldn't have been able to do that at that age anyways

>>84138690
>don't play video games except with other guys as a social bonding activity
>talk to other kids a lot more, make more friends
>talk to girls often, be friends with them
>using the time I spent playing video games, study instead
>start lifting at 12

>>84150952
yes, desu
>>84151057
nta but I was 12 when it was approved in my country for minors who qualified. and I did qualify, it's just that neither me nor my parents knew it was an option until I was 19. So I trooned then.

>>84138739
>Do you need a hundred million dollars to be happier than you are now? Is wealth the ONLY fucking thing you seek?
Yes you fucking retard. What an unbelievably stupid post. Infinite wealth is default happiness to 99% of people. I'd have unlimited opportunities to travel. I could have an apartment in every major city in the world. I could hire every top end tutor for every single activity I could ever want to participate in. I could literally fly out weird esoteric people from halfway across the world to hang out with me.

Money is everything.

>>84138690
>what would you do differently and change?
I'd fuck as many milfs/older women as I could. When I was a kid, there were some women that clearly wanted to mess around but I thought they were creepy and gross at the time. I feel suicidal just thinking about all the missed opportunities. Also as a kid you can get away with being degenerate under the guise of innocence.

>>84138690
Oh yeah, Russian Girls again.

>>84151231
Do you pass yet?

>>84152429
Yes. I'm 31 now and 8yrs post op.
Am I cute? Nope. I would've been cuter had I started at 12 tho. But, all things considered, it could've been worse too.

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>>84138690

Major in something more useful.

Marry/impregnate someone before the smartphone and dating app era took off.

I'm nuts about ancient history so one oddball thing I'd do is visit Iran to see stuff like the ruins of Persepolis when Obama worked out a deal with them.

>>84152629
Glad you're happy.

I'd be a lot meaner to the women around me. I've mostly only ever had women as friends, and had a lot of women who appreciate me as a friend but only go for shitty abusechads and just lean on me for emotional support while being utterly unwilling to lower their standards and date me. In retrospect, if they wanted to be emotionally mangled up by chads so much, I shouldn't get in the way of it, and should leave them to suffer instead. Focus more on other things like hobbies and working and such so I have a better future rather than helping people who purposely seek harm for themselves anyway

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>>84152837
I never owned a Nokia. My first ever phone was the BlackBerry Curve 8520, but I do remember seeing people who looked like that and that hairstyle on the internet. Like that Randy Taylor girl on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWRt0MOrc3E

>>84138690
Im still a fuck up now, so nothing much i could do, unless i can transfer my conscious or atleast knowledge into my past selves brain and use his super childs ability to absorb knowledge and infinite free time to actually develop the skills necessary to make good on the knowledge of what he should be working on that he lacked.

>>84151713
Your answer is boring, because you're a boring person. Think of other ways to be happy and succeed without the need for mass materialistic wealth. That's the point of the thread, faggot.

>>84151225
Kid you would resent being told to do those things.

>>84150772
I prefer Left over Right myself.

>>84146381
I am fine being a rich loser. Thats what i strive for. To just be allowed to do what i want by myself and not have to go to work. Thats paradise.

>>84145324
>have so much programming knowledge now that I could begin developing games when I was a kid, and maybe become remembered as some of the early pc indie devs like Pixel.
This is what i would do.

>>84142235
If you kill your past self, it may cause a paradox that wipes out everything and that is very cool.

>>84153457
You need to watch Donnie Darko

>>84153413
Why is work such a big issue? It seems like people want money to NOT work, not necessarily to be a hedonistic degenerate.

>>84138690
>you know all those girls you like that you thought we you were better off not approaching? Go for it. I'm from the future, nothing happened by you playing it safe. Also lose the weight. Trust me, take advantage that you wont get cancelled for talking to women...yet
Jokes aside these questions serve no purpose other than getting people to admit to faults they currently have, know they should fix, should fix but won't and use the excuse of "it's too late"

>>84153382
>t-the point of the thread is to entertain me instead of responding accurately to the question
>t-this is a writing prompt thread bro come on dude quit being a buzzkill you aren't going to get upboats acting like this man
This might be the most niggercattle grade post I've seen in awhile. Where the fuck did you think we are retard?