Was this a valid natural selection?
>>84148608No he'd be dead if natural selection took place.
>>84148608Natural selection ends the moment a creature is in a zoo
>>84148742I agree with this anon. You can't simulate the nature of nature no matter what you try to do. Zoos are curated safehavens mostly free from natural predators (that would defeat the whole point). The second an animal is zooified, its no longer a free wild animal. It's just a glorified pet for the masses where all its needs are taken care of. Punch is experiencing the natural pecking order, probably not natural selection.
>>84148608Hey..that guy's just like me...
>>84148608This little chud gets more annoying by the day.
if you can fuck (obviously these 4 have no trouble doing so)you can fight
>>84148742We all are in a zoo
>>84148608Punch is just like me fr
>>84148794I think it's time to take away that plushie before he starts feeling entitled to a female.
>>84148806One day we'll have our plushie
>>84148823That's truly cruel of you anon.. How would you think Punch would feel? That's horrible..
at least the monkey seemed to get some sleep at the end
>>84148850He needs to put in the bare minimum effort and learn how to be respectful of females.
>>84148850I don't care I'd beat his little monkeycel ass too
>>84148608That's some planet savage looking shi-
>>84148794You can literally see the passion in his eyes
>>84148608Reminder that he got his ass beat here because he was harassing this mom's child a few minutes earlier. Women don't care about this though and just go "aww look at the poor baby, he did nothing wrong, he's so precious :(".
>>84148934>Reminder that he got his ass beat here because he was harassing this mom's child a few minutes earlier.Prove it, post the video
>>84148934Wow, I didn't know that. Men aren't lonely enough.
A reminder that all of this is old, that he has already integrated into his monkey clan, and that you're all easily influenced sheep unworthy of life.
>>84148980Show us proof?
>>84149693it's bullshit, I check for daily updates on youtube and he's still being bullied and he's still dragging his toy around. A few monkeys accepted his presence but he's getting attacked all the time.
>>84148934This is literally the same as incels and bullied autists sperging out and harassing others because they've been socially rejected
>>84148947Zoo confirmed it, no one cared to film him until he was "bullied".>>84148980Some monkey tried to kill him just a few days ago by pushing him off a cliff:https://x.com/Petswithaura/status/2031589476544426295Just today a group ganged up on him and fucked with him for being such a creep:https://x.com/therapeuticvids/status/2033076859806925221
>>84148850don't act entitled for him when he's acting like a creepy monkeycel
>>84149823>so bad at talking to people a normal attempt at discussion is treated as harassmentHe's just like me....
>>84148786/r9k/'s more like the monkey who was coddled by his mom to the point where he developed mommy issues and continued to breastfeed off of her even as an adult Other monkeys found him repulsive and he's a laughingstock on macaque videos, the only one who ever loved him was his mom. At least Punch has millions of women who love him.
>>84148608Oh my god... He's just like me...
>>84148625Pretty much. Like the entire reason he gets his ass beat by the other monkeys is because he was just introduced to their tribe or clan. To the rest he's an outsider til he adapts to form a social understanding of their tribe
>>84151101Tell me you don't nut in that thing, anon...
>>84148608It's so depressing how much I relate to this monkey.Yet women see him and think "aww cute poor baby" and they see me and think "kill yourself loser" the universe is so unfair. This might be what actually gives me the courage to kill myself just being constantly reminded of the empathy disparity.
>>84150732Nah I got beaten as a kid, the retarded monkey with no loving parents nor friends is literally me.
>>84151239No I just cuddle it so it doesn't feel like I'm sleeping alone
>>84149771What do you expect punch or incels to do? Why the fuck are you guys so cruel? Is there a evolutionary point to it?
>>84148608blud on the right have a major cortisol spike
>>84149917God I hate this shit, that's why i'm better off being a loner
Did they name him Punch because he's a monkey and therefore an homage to Lupin's creator, Monkey Punch?
>>84148608if he survives, he will grow strong, big, and ruthless.
>>84149823>>84148947Oh my god, he sat down and attempted to communicate. What a fucking incel.
>>84148806>the world is a zooTHE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
natural selection does not give a fuck if you think it's heckin valid or not
>>84148879Damn dude twins?
Females of all species are niggers
>>84148879White men went from colonizing the entire world to letting their women control them and passively watching as they're fucked and conquered by every single kind of foreign man.
>>84148934kek at the little jump he does, he knew he was getting fucked up
>>84154796Non-muzzie brown men are also going in that direction. The best thing about traditional societies was the combo of making marriage ubiquitous and forbidding men from letting their wives rule over them.
>>84149823>he talked to my son>so im gonna assault him
>>84157166This. Monkeys a nwords. Stupid monkeys. Poor Punch.
>Monkey carries around stuffed animal for comfort>"Aww, cute monkey!">Incel carries around an AI girlfriend for comfort>"BAN IT! REEEE!"I hate normies
>>84150732>bringing women into this thread out of nowhere..alright incel chuddie
>even this onahole humping, literal shit-eating, girl monkey-harassing creep got a gfWhat's your excuse?
>>84158725>falls for ai slopit's not real
I hate baby monkeys. Someone post monkey torture please.
>>84159867You are a monkey, but no one cares about you even enough to torture you.
foids will tell you they would stand up for him but walk past a punch the monkey every single day
>>84160709As always, it's easy to virtue signal on the internet. Women never do shit when violence is involved, they all cower and cry for help. And that's actually smart because they're weak as shit.
>>84148771It's not the second after, that's not even enough time to look in more than one direction. It has to be a day or two once that enclosure has been completely explored by the creature. And you're a fucking idiot for saying one second. Just a stupid fucking nigger talking out the side of your fucking nigger mouth
>>84160764I have seen in real life, a girl talking all sorts of shit and then getting physical with her boyfriend back in high school this would be back in 2005. And it's in between classes and I remember there was about a minute to go before we all needed to be in our classes. But a bunch of us for watching almost crowding around as if it was a guy on guy fight or something spectacular like that. Finally this dude just had enough and cold cocks are right in the fucking nose. Instantly crying on the ground bleeding and he gets down and just starts beating the fucking shit out of her and the juxtaposition between how she was acting before, because she thought she could do whatever she fucking wanted because she knew that he was constrained by the stupid ass values that we tend to have, like not hitting women. She kept screaming help and it was like a blood curdling scream. Help help stop stop! Please I'm so sorry I didn't mean any of it! And none of us went to help. The fuck you want me to do you dumb bitch? You're getting fucking murdered by a dude who can literally beat the shit out of anyone in that school, including any of the adults. Like, the number one toughest dude in the school, and you had to go poking him, prodding, smacking, and eventually punching while saying the stupidest retarded girl shit ever, and now you're being treated equally.Women are a fucking joke.And it wasn't too long ago in human history that this could have been dealt with in a multitude of crazy ways like having four people hold her arms and legs stretched out, while she is on the ground facing the ground with her back to the sky, and we would Lube up a rounded pole, jam it up her asshole, which definitely would tear her asshole, and pound it in with a hammer, having the rounded and follow her spine so it doesn't puncture organs but just kind of pushes them aside, until that pull comes out of her shoulder area and then stick that pole into a dug hole in the ground
>>84160764society lost its accountability when men started getting punished for putting women in their place. Now women's preferred method of control (manipulating and lying) goes unimpedded and men cant do anything about these out of control psychos.
>>84148823They are literally doing that
>>84148608Imagine if one of the other monkeys just ripped the plushie away from him and destroyed it. He would have a complete breakdown I bet. Lol
>>84148794Does this count as momcest?
DON'T DO IT PUNCH
>>84148608That is what happens when animals are orphaned because there is no evolutionary incentive in the animal world to care for beings that are unrelated to you, so yes.>>84148625He clearly has an attachment disorder due to his experiences and is unlikely to find a mate. And since he is apparently an outcast at this new facility, there's no way any of the females will be interested in him. His genes will die with him; that IS natural selection.
>>84152863Unironically become better at blending in with normies. That's it.>Is there a evolutionary point to it?Does it matter? There is a reason behind everything if you dig deep enough. Is knowing that reason going to help you cope with normie social behaviors?
>>84150732>At least Punch has millions of women who love him.And that love (from another species and from people who will never see or interact with him IRL) is totally worthless. Meanwhile, he apparently continues to get bullied on a regular basis. When will you people learn that sympathy on social media accomplishes nothing and is of zero real value?
>>84151254What you're talking about is sympathy, not empathy. And how would having women sympathize with you improve your life? A woman's mothering instinct is not the same as her mating instinct. They would be patting you on the head and giving you false encouragement, not sleeping with you.
>>84158725>women see him no longer getting bullied >zoo's attendance steadily goes down>zoo loses moneyBest timeline
>>84162659Im the end poor punch was just another lolcow. Sad.
>>84159867It's inhumane and needlessly cruel. It's much more entertaining to see monkeys bully their own, here a father beats up his son from >>84150732 for being a loser incel attracted to his mom:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFNPR_PNsZY
