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What would you do if you saw this irl?
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>>84151902
slap the shit out of it
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>>84151902
Tell her to tuck that stray piece of labia back in
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>>84151902
Give it a smooch
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Stick it in then let out a hot load of piss
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Call the cops on her for flashing me
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>>84151902
give her a hot cum injection
if you know what I mean
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>>84151902
Mutilate > Slice and Dice > Hunger For Blood > 1 or 2 Mutilates > Envenom
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>>84151910
lmao I laughed anon
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>>84151902
nothing
I'd look at it for like three seconds and keep walking
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Cunt punt
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i would cum immediately while trying to walk normally
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>>84151902
The very same thing I did last time.
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>>84151902
I wanna get some spit on my fingers and slide them into her, the pull out my fingers and suck on them, then put them back in her. Both ass and puss. I'd really like to put my hard cock in that beautiful tight butthole and just keep it in there, all the way in, all the way down to the hilt, no motion, just stay deep inside the tight butthole, play with her hair, turn her over and play with and suck on her tits, whole time just keeping my cock in there and immobile like i'm her buttplug or something. I'd make her cum without thrusting at all. Such a sexy butthole. Like perfect, basically..
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>>84151902
Surprise tongue colonoscopy
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>>84152078
Would you change her colostomy bag if she had one?
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>>84151902
put my penis inside and start ;3
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>>84151902
Stick my fingers in
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>>84151909
same, idk why the fuck exactly but I would slap it so bad
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>>84151902
I see it pretty often irl. Only my wife's isn't nearly as nicely shaped.

Typically I just give it a good smack and make a joke about eating her out.
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Call the police for public indecency.
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>>84151902
Motorboat those pussy lips while zoooming in on her perfect butthole at 100x magnification
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>>84152090
If she couldn't do it herself for some reason, sure.
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>>84151902
Wake up, because this is not going to happen
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>>84152829
I had a nudist roommate when I was in high school, but she wasn't that hot. More like a chubby short legged hippie hobbit, but I saw her nude more often than not. I don't recall this exact position but she literally reached out from an open window to smoke a cigarette with her bare ass facing me.
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>>84152962
>roommate
>high school
>smoking cigarettes
What country are you from?
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>>84153047
Finland. "High school" is a bit bad translation for our equivalent-ish, I was like 17-18.
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>>84151902
My mom bends over like that all the time. I keep telling her to put some panties on at least, but she doesn't listen.
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>>84151902
Everytime i see this thread i just have to expand the pic to marvel a little more at such a perfect butthole. It really is just a wonderful butthole. I hope she doesn't go stretching it very often bc that'd be sad and end up loosening it or maybe causing anal fissures or something. Such a beautiful butthole, it's really quite marvelous. I want to have her and keep her for myself. Admire the butthole forever just the two of us.
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>>84153411
My butthole used to look like that but now I have hemorroids
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>>84153411
You could've just said you're a cuck with way less words.
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>>84153411
Big stinking shits come from there
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Enjoy the view as I walk by
>Just like I do when I see women at the beach topless or with their tits and pussy showing under a loose small bikini.
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Distance myself from her because she's probably smelly.
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>>84151902
Give a sniff and a lick. Easy.
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Jam my benis in instantly
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>>84151909
first post correct post
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>>84153411
Based beautiful butthole buff
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>>84151902
nothing, I'm not a person of SA
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>>84151909
that might just be the dumbest thing I've ever read, no wonder you're such a god damned incel lmao
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>>84151902
is there any context? if we were fucking I'd lick her pussy/rim her then fuck.
If she was someone I know and just randomly showed me her ass and pussy I'd read the room and probab;y end up fucking.
If I walked in on her I'd tell her I'm sorry and exit the room
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>>84151902
anal whores are good
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>>84151902
<<not this
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>>84151902
jam my tongue in her pussy and lick her asshole up and down. followed by my erect cock.
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Who else here outie > innie ?
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>>84151902
>What would you do if you saw this irl?
Massage it until she gets wet.



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