>>84151904
Fuck off to /soc/ you aids ridden faggot

>>84151904
probably my besties

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>>84151904
not a whore is a virgin not a whore is a virgin
would be ok with me challenging government syndicates and becoming an african leader who educates all three hundred million illiterate african kids instead of using csam blackmail to bomb tehran

I literally don't care about finding a partner, nice cat I have cats.

>>84151904
>female
>between 80 and 250 pounds
>somewhat decent face
>not self-diagnosed
I know I'm asking a lot.

>>84151904
>What's your ideal partner like?
Broken mentally ill girl that's nice to me

>Deal breakers?
Sociopathy, cluster A disorders, non-monogamous, under 18

>What would you be willing to compromise on for an idealish partner?
Non-virgin only if it's less than 3 people

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My ideal partner would be a nerdy incel man with super long black hair and glasses.

Id want him to be very sweet to me for being the only one to show him love, and id like him to be very cute and inexperienced in bed.

Id want him to be a nerdy incel so that we could relate to eachother both in our nerdy interests but also our struggles with romance and socializing.

Also, Since we are speaking ideally, of course I would want him to be taller than me and hot.

>>84151904
A virgin man (or if he isn't a virgin, at least a man who has never had sex with another man) who never uses the internet

>>84151981
I forgot
Dealbreakers: Fat, bisexual, into anime/comics/drawing

>>84151904
>What's your ideal partner like?
my crush
>Deal breakers?
isnt my crush
>What would you be willing to compromise on for an idealish partner?
nothing

>>84151981
>>84151995
Please try to make your ragebait less obvious. No woman on this board is like this

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ops thigh is causing me to jizz in my pants i smell like glue and my dick is practically pissing nut down my leg

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A sensitive, romantic, clever, self-critical girl with a strong moral compass. Fascinated with the world, likes to learn and talk about all sorts of stuff from history to biology to astronomy etc. But I am most fascinated with plants and gardening so I'd like her to like that too so we can have a huge garden toghether and forage for all sorts of unique fruits and make jams and tinctures.
Deal breakers: overweight, lying, disloyal, dislikes the outdoors
Willing to compromise: most mental health issues from anxiety to depression to bpd, desu i dont care if she's been in a psych ward or has had lots of past traumatic experiences.
I'd be willing to change some aspects of myself for her of course, like I could go vegan if she wanted or get into her spirituality. Or having kids.

>>84151904
>What's your ideal partner like?
virgin with no past relationships
soft nice hair in a style I like
glasses
tall and scrawny
no facial hair
maybe slight balding since I think its cute personally
from a euro country i like the language of
hopeless romantic and obsessed with me completely and clingy like Napoleon to Josephine
intellectual and high IQ
reads to me while I fall asleep

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>>84152050
What euro country are you from? I fit almost all of that, except my eye sight has temporarily improved so I don't have to wear glasses until I get older.

>>84151904
a female who won't cheat and isn't obese

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I want a guy whos a pathetic chronically online autistic virgin just like me. I need him to be very sensitive and sweet to me, and understanding of my problems. I also need him to be okay with sucking my femboy dick.

>deal breakers:
BPD, overly sexual, spiritual, or is into sports.

>>84151904
ideal partner has a cute cat like op

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I don't really care about a fictional person with ideal qualities so I wrote this instead:
A person itself is an ideal. The identity is formed through carefully thought out actions that become habitual. The thought process of a person who decides to become something is realizing an ideal form of what instrument your human body is meant to be.
Forming human relationships can be thought of as a series of decisions:
>Do I know this person?
(no)->Find out more
(yes)->
>Is this person's identity of any use to mine?
(no)->stop talking
(yes)->
>What can I get this person to do?
(nothing)->admiration
(communicate)->acquittance
(help when convenient)-> colleague
(help when inconvenient)-> friend
(you share a biological connection)-> relative
(relative who supports you)-> family
(suck my dick)-> gf/bf whatever
So the ideal person I would like to date would have to make me ask those questions, and then help me discover the answers. The ideal person also does this in sequence, so we reach the mutual conclusion to exist- in a relationship together.

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High IQ, nice, bonus:cuddly
Pattern recognition is mandatory

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>>84151904
that's a cool cat nigga

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>>84152111
>>84151969
>>84151981
Question:
Where do women go to meet loser neet men, or are you actually just gay?

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>>84151904
>likes anime, japan, jfashion, cosplay, etc
>likes to cook
>likes to go on dates, will be my +1 for things like camping, hiking, going to anime cons, couples events, etc
>has her own hobbies that she is happy to share with me and is open minded towards my own
>kind to animals, wants to build a self-sustainable farm with me for the upcoming societal collapse to provide food for our community
>slight gooner, at the very least open minded about it and doesn't get the ick from hentai
>communist or at least anarchist

basically it's hopeless. no woman like this will ever exist.

>>84152161
im a femboy so yes im gay. I dont know where id go to meet other loser neet men though

>>84151981
>who never uses the internet
It's 2026, people like this don't exist outside some uncontacted tribes and the most hardcore amish.

My ideal girl is a girl who's not afraid to speak her mind. She's always looking to expand her knowledge and maybe even delves into the occult. We would play comfy video games together and do puzzles. Ideally I'd prefer her to be single but if she isn't already single then I'd prefer her to be poly and pan.

>>84151904
Just East Asian. I will take any red flags as long as she has pale yellow skin and jet black hair.
She has to be from Asia though American Asians are as much of vapid whores as the rest of the American scum. I want a girl that was raised doing physics at the age of 12 and who I can have an actual conversation with because they are taught English from the age of 5.

>>84151904
>What's your ideal partner like?
someone who loves me for who I am and makes me happy

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Is anyone even reading these unless they're describing a guy?

Ideal gf:

>White
>20s
>Long brown hair
>Blue or green eyes
>Maybe like 5'4"-5'8"
>Hourglass or pear figure
>Slightly to moderately chubby
>Kind and patient
>Introvert, homebody
>A bit autistic, not a normie
>No major mental illnesses
>Good sense of humour
>Not too career-oriented/ambitious
>Indoorsy interests like art, vidya, music, anime, baking, etc.
>Pleasant singing voice
>Doesn't become distant/withdrawn
>Reasonably high sex drive

>>84152354
That basically describes me except the chubby part and the sex part

>>84152368
Well what kind of fella are you looking for, if any

>>84152379
>>84151981
>>84151995
Also, prob white

>>84151904
>female
>insane
>loves me
>doesn't leave me
>gainfully employed or independently wealthy
>is nice to me [optional]

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>>84152385
Alright, sadly I'm fat and terminally online

Still good to know my dream fembot might be out there

>>84152413
Ah. I mean you did say chubby and into anime so at least you're into girls similar to you

>>84152385
I am all of those things but I am 20 years old and only attracted to East Asian women

>>84151904
A person who is nice to me and very very rich

>>84152422
I'm actually not much of a weeb myself but I tend to get along better with girls with those types of interests

>into drawing
What the fuck is wrong with drawing, why are you on an anime site, bitch? I'm not even into most anime, but why are you here?

>>84152448
Maybe she means drawing weeb stuff

>>84152544
Fair enough, I don't like much weeb stuff but having no interest in anime and being on here is bizzare. Probably a larper

>>84152550
if i've learned anything on 4chan over the last like 20 years its that all the cool weeb girls I used to know got married decades ago and the only ones left are tourists that dont like anime or anything related to 4chan but just stay here because they can get validation from virgins.

>>84152562
I think majority are still weebs(for better or for worse), but you're right about the tourists. That posters probably just some dude baiting. I mean "never used the internet" when "shes" on the internet rn

>>84152562
It's true, even just ten years ago the women here were more interesting and engaging to interact with on average

>>84152448
I prefer to be the one with the artistic skills in a relationship, drawing is feminine
>>84152550
I'm sorry, I didn't know this was /a/
>>84152562
As if girls "into anime" don't just usually do that to get validation from virgins lol
>>84152603
That was hyperbole

>>84152661
post your work, hoe, all the best artists are men
not /a/ but an anime website, dumb bitch
you seem like a real catch

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>>84152661
>As if girls "into anime" don't just usually do that to get validation from virgins lol
You sound like such an unpleasant and bitter individual lmao. You're the kinda girl to complain about not getting along with other women because they're "fake" and "pickme" but it's actually because you're insufferable to be around and the only people that would ever tolerate your existence just want to cum in your hole.

>>84152677
>anime website, dumb bitch
Post about anime then.
>>84152686
>the only people that would ever tolerate your existence just want to cum in your hole.
Really? I have friends tho and have never had sex, so something ain't adding up meanwhile the convention circle sluts had weekly gangbangs ran on them by fat dudes in bad cosplay

>>84152706
>post about anime
The thread isn't about anime, the point is why are you here if you have ZERO interest in it. I'm not even into the same stuff most weebs are, I just like art, which you still haven't pyw because you're probably trash.
You're probably a virgin because you're an insufferable cunt and not very good looking, and fat, but more likely you're just a baiting faggot

>>84152661
>drawing is feminine
too bad women suck at art and all the best artists have always been and always will be men

>>84152735
I don't have "no interest" in anime though. But do I have to be interested in someone who's a con-loving anime fag just because I use 4chan?
>fat
What's it with fat people assuming everyone else is fat? I'm not a hypocrite where it matters. I wouldn't date anyone fat because I'm the opposite of fat.

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>>84152661
Looks like I dodged a bullet lads

>>84152750
>But do I have to be interested in someone who's a con-loving anime fag
that's not what you said, retard nigger
>n-no u
you didn't deny being an ugly insufferable cunt though kek

>>84152750
sincerely why are you on an anime website if you don't like anime? how did you even end up here? shouldn't you be on facebook or reddit or something?

>>84152772
I said I'm not interested in men who like anime, so what?
>b-but that's hypocritical!
If liking anime is such a huge aspect of your personality, that's exactly the type of person I'm trying to avoid.
>>84152763
I never said I wanted your fat ass.

>>84152776
I did/do like anime, I'm just not obsessed with it, nor do I interact with the "community" and probably neither are you if you spend more time here than /a/

>>84151904
virgin cuckquean

>>84152786
It isn't a huge aspect of my personality, I just find it funny you're a hypocrite, yes being a hypocrite is bad, crazy for a low IQ foid to wrap their head around

>>84152794
oh, so your just a hypocritical autistic ugly foid with a shit personality, got it

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>>84152794
I pretty much only spend time here in my endless pursuit of a fellow weeb gf that I can watch anime with and go to cons with and be cringe with. I also spend a lot of time on /a/ and /jp/ and consider anime to be an integral part of my life. Frankly the more non-weebs come here the worse this site gets.

>still hasn't posted her work
grim

>>84152806
>>84152824
I'm fine with being a "hypocrite" over stupid anime shit. It's anime, nobody who's worth anything gives an iota of a fuck about it or takes it seriously.

>>84152849
Mindbroken, go back to doodling your /co/ chicken scratch you ugly ragetard failmale

>>84152857
you seriously sound underage ngl. the obsession with status and not wanting to be cringe is just very underage behavior.

>>84152786
Never have I been more glad to be fat, imagine if I had actually started chatting with this girl

>>84152865
I think an underage thing is being offended somebody else isn't attracted to your cartoon/dressup hobby. It's just not a thing to get mad about for a mature adult, and someone else's preferences at that.

>>84152875
i'm pretty sure i've talked to her before on discord and if it's the same girl then she's even more judgemental and shallow in private.

>>84152875
Yeah I would never have done that, although you seemed interested. But enjoy your congestive heart failure and jpgs

Stop replying to the """girl"", he's clearly a man larping to get (You)s

You're into stupid anime shit lmfao damn foids are mind-blowingly stupid
It's okay though , sis, I know you're a talentless cunt that no one wants to stick their juicy white cock in, must be frustrating
Me? I've had sex with attractive women so I won

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my ideal gf, in terms of looks would be
>latino
>dark long hair
>black eyes
>slightly chubby/curvy
>likes fashion and dressing up
>older or the same age as me (>=26)

in terms of personality
>ambitious and knows what she wants from life
>has her own goals
>lots of different interests
>wants to learn new things together
>kinda bitchy on the outside but soft on the inside
>not submissive
>would enjoy me giving her sweet and gentle love, making gifts for her, cooking, sewing clothes, bringing flowers.
>knows 4chan/internet culture
>somewhat obsessive (just like me)

deal breakers:
>0 ambition, gave up on wanting more from life
>being skinny

>>84152875
Dodged a bullet, I'm still thinking it's a dude, the bait is too clever for a foid
>>84152885
This most likely, fun bait though

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>Bare Minimum Standards
Aged mid-20s to 40.
Fluent or near-fluent in English.
(I can speak in some other languages but nowhere near fluently.)
Any race and not racist, any culture and not cultist.
(Racism is a funny joke sometimes, but it's edgy cringe when it's your ONLY joke.)
Any healthy size and shape, and she takes care of herself to stay healthy.

>Her Ideal Personality
Kind, warm-hearted, tries not to look down on people or judge others.
Thoughtful, open-minded, always curious to learn more about the world.
Dedicated, hard-working, puts in the time and effort to achieve her dreams.
Responsive, keeps our communication as a two-way street that's always open.
Ambitious, strives to improve herself and to gain accomplishments she's proud of.
Pragmatic, sees this shitshow world as one we can adapt to and overcome together.
Passionate, able to find her own self-fulfillment in her career or in her free time activities.
Compassionate, cares for the young/old/sick/needy/poor as well as for plants and animals.
Lower libido, still physically intimate but more focused on emotional intimacy than on pleasure.

>Our Ideal Life
Cuddling on the couch for movie nights, cuddling in bed reading books.
Light exercise, long talks on long walks around our local neighborhood.
Casual gaming with co-op RPGs and puzzlers, or boards like Scrabble.
Learning and practicing new languages or skills, or making art or music.
Trying out new recipes in the kitchen and new restaurants around town.
Weekend day trips for picnics and museums and shows and the theater.
Making plans and traveling into nature or cultural sites around the world.

>Compromise
Doesn't need to share any of my tastes (the lit canon and classic cinema and foreign film and ballet and opera and dumb comedy and retro nerdshit like Star Trek aren't for everyone), just needs to not be a snob about tastes.

>Deal Breakers
No NEETs, they have no understanding that you're busy 40 hours a week and they have no respect for your time.

honestly if youre young get in relationships as many as possible early on because as you get older, its a barren field of used whores with kids and tattoos covering their entire body
its so bad and so ugly. they are all so fat and ugly
once you get even 18 and senior in highschool its already over, the whores are fucking college guys already and drinking alcohol and getting reamed by older men

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>>84151904
What's your ideal partner like?
>Brunette
>Freckled
>Light-eyed
>Young
>Kindhearted
>Bubbly
>KHHV
>Pretty genitals
>Artsy
>Intelligent
>Well-dressed
>Interesting hobbies
>No retarded politics
Deal breakers?
>Missing even a SINGLE descriptor above
>Tattoos
>Poor sense of humor
>Poor taste
>Overly emotional
>Low libido
>High libido
>Doesn't want kids
What would you be willing to compromise on for an idealish partner?
I would be willing to compromise on her figure so long as it ranges from curvaceous to petite so long as she has wide hips, slender limbs, and a narrow waist. I would also be fine if she isn't artsy so long as she has interesting hobbies. That's it.

The fact that anons in this thread got angry at "likes anime" as a dealbreaker
>THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON 4CHAN BITCH?!
is making my sides hurt

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>>84152948
as a 35 year old anon you're 100% right but i've recently discovered you can just date 18 year old zoomettes and no one cares and they'll end up being more loyal than if you had dated them when you were their age because you're like the father they never had. it's crazy how this works.

>>84152967
*taps sign*
anime website

>>84152948
And if you're a 20 year old woman, guys your age are already fucking 12 year olds

>>84152082
Oh, I just seen this. I am from Finland btw

>>84152978
>you can just date 18 year old zoomettes

Not if you're a typical 35 year old

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>>84153008
You'd be surprised. I'm a fat ugly bastard but just having a car and a job and your own apartment puts you ahead of 90% of men their age and also allows you to groom them to leave their parents and move in with you and become financially dependent on you for their survival.

It's especially effective for girls that have no ambition in life, no skills, and just want to be a lazy NEET. You can basically manipulate them into doing whatever you want in bed and even mold them into your perfect waifu by reminding them that she'll be homeless if you break up with her. It helps to separate her from her parents/family/friends too if possible. Make her think they're all jealous or just trying to ruin her happiness and cut them off. The more isolated she is the better.

>>84153031
Where do you find them?

Not that it matters because I still live at home

>>84153031
I have no car but maybe I can uber them to my apartment

>>84151904
Homebody with basic maintenance and sanitary standards who can entertain herself while I'm at work and enjoys long sessions of sexual cuddling/spooning/dryhumping

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>>84153046
It's impossible to say a definitive place to meet girls but every girl under the age of 25 has a discord account and a tiktok account so that's probably the best bet. I've met most of the girls I befriended and dated through vidya or anime communities. Just find whatever game is popular with the age group you want. For me it was LoL when I was younger and then Overwatch, Valorant, and FFXIV. Fortnite/Roblox are currently popular but I fucking hate them so I can't even be bothered to pretend to play them for finding girls.
This is gonna sound retarded but I met a girl through Youtube when I got recommended one of her song covers and looked her up on Tiktok and dmed her on there. I never dated her but I was extremely surprised that she actually responded to a fan dm and we became discord friends.

>>84153102
Okay, I tried playing FFXIV for like a year but never got to know anyone

Also I suspect you live in/near a big city

>>84153110
I live in the bay area so yeah. Just going to any big city's asian town is like a buffet of young bpd asian girls.

>>84153102
sounds terrible, guess I'll give dating apps a shot first and resort to vidya discords if that fails

>>84153117
Again alright, I live out in the bumblefuck boonies where all the women under 50 are junkies

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>>84153122
dating apps are a joke anon. don't waste your time lol. women unironically ruined the dating app economy by only wanting chad.

>>84151904
Looks like mine passed. Miss that fucker every day

>>84153102
Glad all the uggos are dating on discord so they won't pollute meetups irl

One specific Tall Red Haired Woman who has Prominent Front Teeth, Prominent Clavicle, and Delicious Body Freckles. I see her face in my mind. She is the only one for me. I would never settle for anyone else.

I love her.

>>84152385
>who never uses the internet
Very few modern people never use the internet. You need the internet for most jobs, finding housing, etc.

>>84153031
Okay but how tall are you anon?, because that matters

>>84153129
I believe you, I live in bumfuck too so probably even slimmer pickings. Guess I could make social media accounts and see if any girls I used to know are still childless.

>>84153146
I'm only 5'10
you really don't need to be attractive to groom zoomettes they only want a father figure.

>>84153155
It's hard as fuck to keep their attention when they're being bombarded with DMs everywhere

You must be charismatic as hell

>>84153129
also Im not a facts ugly bastard(no offense) maybe that'll make a difference

Female, has basic decency, isn't abusive, has leftist values, and likes to read. Other than that I don't care, idgaf if she's ugly and doesn't make effort to be desirable, men aren't picky like females are. But no females will settle for me because I will never make the bullshit effort they demand

>>84153162
the general rule with women is to just cast a wide net. sure they're being bombarded with guys but sometimes you get lucky and find a gem before she blows up and then you can imprint yourself on her by being her emotional crutch and therapist while also constantly flirting and ensuring she sees you as a potential mate. sometimes girls that are otherwise "perfect" have a really bad day or week and become desperate for someone to cry to and that could be you.

that said if i found a perfect girl i wouldn't be on /r9k/, most of these girls will dump you after you "fix" them sadly. still it's better than dating 30 year old women that have 3 kids and dozens of tattoos.

>>84153195
I think I'm just too autistic to be able to present myself the way I want to be seen

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>>84151904
Joan Jett pls and thank you

It's all a sick joke. Not worth taking any of this seriously.

>>84153221
I take >>84153211 very seriously.

>>84151904
Willing to put up with my broke nigga ass. That's all I ask. You do not have to give me no nothin.

>>84153195
They always leave after they think they're better and they usually end up with someone worse lmao

It's gotta be divine punishment for being stupid

>>84151904
>What's your ideal partner like?
He's Kind, a gamer, we share interests, very charming and says the nicest things ever, overall healthy relationship
>Deal breakers?
Only "Dealbreaker" is that its an online relationship
>What would you be willing to compromise on for an idealish partner?
Nothing I love my partner ^0^

>>84153230
>Willing to put up with my broke nigga ass
Impossible. All daughters eventually turn into their mothers and all mothers are money oriented.

>>84151904
>ideal gf
lets me lick her sweaty feet

>skinny, on the pale side and dark hair
>very dedicated to love and will fight to keep it alive even when we fall into pits
>has a mix of nerdy and outdoorsy interests
>likes to do silly stuff together
>isn't super extroverted to the point that I have to meet a lot of new people
That's already far more than I can ask for as a modern moid.

>>84151904
What I would want ideally doesn't matter. Why concern myself with trying to come up with some idealized version of a partner, when I'm myself as worthless to the opposite sex as it gets. If an opportunity to ever date someone presents itself, I'll see how I feel about that specific person in the moment without trying to compare them to some list of criteria. Doing the opposite would seem like setting myself up to sabotage my prospects of dating a person who I could be perfectly happy with.

>>84151904
That's a very cute room, OP.
I only want a mutual degree of desire, understanding, and acceptance.

>>84152354
I'm a straight man who sometimes reads them, mostly because I'm a NEET loser who would never be described so I may as well see what other guys want.
What you described sounds like a nice wife, kind and patience being something I'd want too, at least towards me.

>>84151904
>Not fat
>Big booba

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>>84151904
Cute cat.

My ideal gf is like me but female. Introverted, white, probably has like autism or OCD or schizophrenia, likes to do stuff alone for the most part, not a huge libtard.
Deal breakers would be slutty, full of tattoos and piercings and very normie like basic bitch social media and netflix obsessed.
I could compromise with her maybe having a small tattoo or being nonwhite if her personality is great and she's somewhat pretty in some way.

>What's your ideal partner like?
A barren but fuckable older woman who loves to fuck.
>Deal breakers?
All the social and money-wasting bullshit that foids insist on.
>What would you be willing to compromise on for an idealish partner?
No point. I'm too old for that shit now. Past 35, we should be much more direct about fucking.
>Enjoy my cat
TFW no kitteh to give pettings and scritches to.

>>84156866
I saw a cat that had really nice eyes but it has fleas and the neighbors scared it away. I love midget cats ngl.