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every morning, i picture him here next to me, and every night, i picture the same. i wish he really was here beside me
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i have to cancel gym day today cause im sick, tho i still might trudge through anyways and go.
wish i had him to cuddle while im sick.
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i hope the baby didnt get sick
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>>84152387
the viruses going around right now are pretty deadly so i just gotta hope, my relatives would kill me if she got sick
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might do another twom marko run today since ill be home...
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>>84152757
i like fang yuan more than i like griffith tbdesu
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Marty Supreme robbed at the Oscars I'm gonna murder Michael B Jordan and DiCaprio
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>>84152801
no one cares about sports movies, also who watches the oscars anymore
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rurudo eves body harness renewal figure is finally up for preorder
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>>84152844
(You) don't care about sports movies, and I only watched the Oscars this time around since I really liked Marty Supreme. It's seriously good hand waiving it is gay
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>>84152966
ok, not many people care about sports movies. a sports movie would never get an oscar. it's like sports anime, rarely talked about outside of a select few.
also sounds like you liked it cause it's gay
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>>84153000
speaking of sports anime, chihayafuru was really cool with its bilingual manga volumes
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>>84153000
F1 also came out this year with an oscar what are you talking about
>also sounds like you liked it cause it's gay
There aren't any gay people in it. I am gonna watch muscle by hisayasu sato later tho which is gay
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>>84153060
f1 is popular tho and its got fucking brad pitt in it
>There aren't any gay people in it
seems i misunderstood
>I am gonna watch muscle by hisayasu sato later tho which is gay
thats really gay of you, but enjoy
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>>84153076
Marty had pretty strong cast too, chalamet especially is on the up and up after Dune.
>thats really gay of you, but enjoy
I enjoyed Sonataine and it's by the same director, it's worth checking out for that alone. Not that gay
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>>84153111
chalamet sucks. i dont like him. no wonder it got NO OSCARS
>Not that gay
poster says
>a tale of hidden obsessions and explicit desires
sounds mega gay but maybe. if my crush ever reappears ill get him to watch it with me eventually after i beg him to watch mpd psycho
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>>84153158
Watch Marty Supreme
>get him to watch it
He's gay?
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>>84153167
no im not watching a shitty sports movie
>He's gay?
cant watch a gay movie together because it makes him gay in your eyes, you know how many straight men got tricked into watching brokeback mountain?
anyways just wait til you hear he owned yaoi manga
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>>84153182
So closed minded...
>owned yaoi manga
idk how you still got hope I'd just assume they got a boyfriend by now
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>>84153200
indeed. i wont watch things i wont enjoy
>idk how you still got hope I'd just assume they got a boyfriend by now
cant enjoy yaoi or youre fully gay or something no matter how many girls you fuck or jerk off to
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>>84153219
I'd cosplay griffith and collect yaoi and watch gay movies but I'm not gay o algo
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>>84153245
you read yaoi, post yaoi, cuddle men sensually and watch homoerotic anime with said man, fantasise about being with men, watch gay movies, probably watch gay porn too, yet my crush is gay for owning 1 yaoi manga and wanting to cosplay griffith and for being forced to watch gay shit with me IF he returns.
anon... you win the gay war here
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i wonder if theres any point making a cosplay this year since the comp rules have changed to pure retardation, kinda sucks. i was really looking forward to participating
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>>84153280
I only do like half of these things fr
>>84153326
Anime north banned glomping it's evil, what rules changed for the comp
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why is the shipping fee the same for all 11 books vs 2 books. thats not fair on me. i just want to buy volume ones set so i dont go broke ffs
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>>84153443
you do all of those. at least hes gotten pussy so he knows hes straight
>Anime north banned glomping it's evil
tbf that can cause injury especially cause most cons are held in areas with concrete floors
>what rules changed for the comp
so basically they used to have 3 seperate tiers (beginner, at least half of the costume has to be handmade, intermediate, 75% handmade, and then expert 100% handmade iirc) and the prizes used to be i think cash and gift bags.
i was gonna go for intermediate or beginner since i dont want to handmake the wig and shoes but then they changed it to
>all cosplays must be 90% handmade or more
>have to pick from a list of verified cosplays, no cosplays based on fanart or original characters (I.E. SUPER SONICO LIKE I WAS GONNA DO)
>the prize is now just tickets to participate in a global comp where its likely people will end up paying out of pocket for travel
theres no point even participating for me. i want to cosplay super sonico still but like i was excited to be in a comp so now my drive is lost. on top of that i wanted my crush to be here for it so that kills motivation further
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look at this little faggot
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>>84153502
>watch gay movies
>homoerotic anime
>gay porn
Ain't do any of these also I slept with a girl so I'm cooling
>tbf that can cause injury
Yeah but it's sovl
>rules
OK thats pretty retarded actually, I guess they wanted it to be easier for the judges to score the cosplays but that's probably not why most people went anyway. Nights
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>>84153643
whaaat when did you sleeo with a girl?
>>watch gay movies
youre watching that japanese one
>>homoerotic anime
berserk
>>gay porn
gay hentai then
>I guess they wanted it to be easier for the judges to score the cosplays
would be stupid if so. its not that hard to judge some cosplays.
goodnight bisho-non sleep well
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some of the people on mfc shouldnt be allowed to exist in anime spaces cause they are the lowest of the low iq retards.
>im looking for (super ultra rare figure with only 120 in existence released in like 2007) for under $100 because she was originally only $90
down syndrome people have better understandings of reality and economy
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>>84153750
also common happening i see on mfc
>"ermmm i hate lolisho and incest yucky monogatari fans must perish"
>preorders consist of loli figs
cutecoretards ruined a generation of anime figure collecting
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>>84153762
if youre buying a figure you should be subject to a 100 questions proctored quiz on the media first. the aftermarket of visual novel or popular cutecore victimised media figures cannot continue
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>>84153762
tbdesu cutecoretards probably ruined female weebs reputations in the space.
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Would you let your crush fuck your big tits?
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>>84153867
is this even a question? of course
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>>84153880
You'd be surprised how picky some girls can be about what they'll do sexually, even when it's with someone they're into
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>>84153907
i already know how it can be, but i feel like a titjob is a stupid thing to say no to, especially if its someone you really like asking
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>>84153928
I don't really understand saying no to most things honestly, if I'm really into someone I'll just do whatever
At worst I cant tolerate it but I'll at least have tried it and shown that I care enough to try
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>>84153948
i can understand others feelings on it but im the same, id do or at least try anything if its asked of me. tho i also trust he wouldnt ask anything too insane
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Kill your self subhuman foid
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>>84152328
what r ur weirdest doujin tags that u enjoy

i'm finding i really like historical execution and general long-winded torture or lengthy deaths but its hard to find the proper tags for it outside of guro and execution

also choosing your execution, the one i really liked was this girl who set up a machine to cut herself in half and send each part to be processed into pig food, and burned all of her belongings and cash so she would be mentally forced to do it, then really forced herself to finish it by dropping the stop button. i like when they take steps to prepare it, like in the forever preserved body ones one of the kind of steps was drinking a kind of antibacterial that would kill your stomach and make it hardier to rot before the fluid hardens around you.
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>>84154001
i dont really read anything too strange, i like some drug use and blood noses but blood noses dont have tags. despite being into blood and some eroguro i never really read anything from those tags.
>but its hard to find the proper tags for it outside of guro and execution
would be nice if they had more super specific tags for stuff like that, and i wish stuff was properly tagged.
howd you get into eroguro semmies?
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>>84154046
it stems from my general interest in sadomasochism, how i got into that i don't know. i used to bingewatch gore to try and desensitize myself to it but i just ended up inconsistently apathetic and also kinda horny sometimes. hearing/thinking about a real persons death is still more sad than seeing it for some reason in most cases, i guess to fully realize the impact of it.

i dont really care for death of boys but girls being killed is nice, im not sure why. i can self insert but its also hot to watch a girl choose her own death, maybe because it's more taboo to watch something weak like that die. regardless i like medical torture on both, there's something really nice in calculating pain and death with care like that.
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>>84154046
>and i wish stuff was properly tagged.
me when i look up execution and just get long winded guro

siiiighhhh. i guess its the same enough to fall under the umbrella, but i'm rather tired of umbrella terms........
>drug use
what do you like about it? who do you prefer to be drugged, dominant or submissive etc?
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I like handholding!
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>>84154099
seeing gore of people you dont know, its not gonna feel the same as a real death of someone you know. at least youre not desensitized to that. but that makes sense, most people get into it from sadomasochism it seems
>regardless i like medical torture on both
medical torture? so like needles and scalpels?
>i guess its the same enough to fall under the umbrella
its not really the same so it's fair to be pissed off. execution is execution and log winded eroguro isnt execution. besides execution is more of a term under the umbrella
>what do you like about it? who do you prefer to be drugged, dominant or submissive etc?
idrk what i like about it specifically, i just like it. i like when both parties are on drugs or stimulants. theres some really great male yandere ones where theyre both on drugs. the girls losing themselves in it is pretty cute.
also ones banned on literally all but one platform and it makes me sad. its not even anything crazy
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>>84154115
im so sorry karen-anon, shut your eyes cover your ears
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>>84154130
medical as in less needles and injecting and more being surgical/calculated about it (so yeah scalpels) like in the example img i posted, applying antibiotics to it or making sure its all clean and such while you amputate limbs or involving machines or complicated rigs. i like that, but also gruesome historical executions like crucifixions or boiling and burning (usually more burning specific body parts tho)
>its not really the same so it's fair to be pissed off.
YEaahhhhhh,,, think im just coping with the shitty tagging on literally every platform. I'm tired of giantess esque chubbyslop being purported as bbw, fatfag doujin artists in japan outside of individual non-comic and softcore vanilla wg timelineslop are still in the asian 2000s for what they consider fat and think it literally means big (very fucking tall) woman. and there isn't really a distinction between fat male and female on tagging, so when you look up fat its all ugly bastard on loli type shit, which is whatever but its NOT WHAT IM LOOKING FOR RAHHHHH
>idrk what i like about it specifically, i just like it
it slows thinking and makes you more in your emotions, i see why that's good for setting up erotic situations on either side desu but usually people have a preference, i'd ask you for straight mutual inebriation but you mostly consume yaoi xD and i only like rape yaoi where one of the guys is groomed into being a fag via vigorous buttrapings, but in general i don't really read it. (though im a little curious on the male yandere mutual inebriation stuff regardless of if it's yaoi)
>also ones banned on literally all but one platform and it makes me sad. its not even anything crazy
maybe it crosses some payment processor boundary idk lol, i have no idea why certain things get censored, it never makes any sense.
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>>84153672
My bitch sister is keeping me up with a tantrum so I'm back
>whaaat when did you sleeo with a girl?
Like 2 years ago when I visited ingerland, long story (not elaborating)
>youre watching that japanese one
Didn't do it yet
>berserk
It has some romantic elements but homoerotic is a massive stretch. I should re-read it tbdesu I'm a way different person since 2020 when I first read it
>gay hentai then
Hentai SUCKS
>>84153643
This would be nice to have but it'd instantly oust me as a fag c'est la vie
>>84154115
So fucking true karen-non
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>>84153601
I meant to (You) the fumo it would be nice to own
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>>84154137
I've already heard it all, Ame... I just think it's funny how vanilla I am in comparison. So vanilla, in fact, that it's caused me problems. I'll indulge my partner in just about whatever, but I can't say that it does anything for me usually, so they end up pretty disappointed if they're the kinky type. I'm just going through the motions and it's less fulfilling that way for them I suppose.
Though here's a fun one from so many years ago... I was flirting with someone online at one point and they turned out to be a little, which I had talked to littles prior to this so that wasn't really new to me. But not so long after telling me that, they were getting kinda frisky and they kept trying to call me mommy and asking me not to suck up their toys with a vacuum cleaner. They, in fact, did want me to suck up their toys for being bad.
They also wanted me to vacuum their penor.
This person was previously rather normal and kinda just unloaded all that onto me in one voice call all of a sudden. I really liked talking to them up until that point, but they admittedly scared me off... I was trying to indulge them since I was enjoying their company before that (and because it was so surreal I didn't really register it correctly), but I just had to bail.
They also knew a lot about vacuum cleaners. At the time they even told me they were excited for a specific model coming out.

>>84154191
What about clothed cuddling?
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>>84154188
is there many crucifixion ones? ive never seen any so im kinda curious.
>I'm tired of giantess esque chubbyslop being purported as bbw
i see this happen like all the fucking time, most of the "chubby" stuff on the front page is giantess women with big boobs and hips, theres no STOMACH. im not even into bbw stuff and its still frustrating. also id love if they made male/female specific tags, i saw one site actually did that for some tags (i think 3hentai) it should be more commonplace.
>i'd ask you for straight mutual inebriation but you mostly consume yaoi xD
i dont actually consume much yaoi at all lmao. i only do it for some ships i like but it's not a regular thing. i could probably dig through my history sometime and find some and share them in one of your threads
>i only like rape yaoi where one of the guys is groomed into being a fag via vigorous buttrapings
this trope is pretty fun, caste heaven did this nicely but its total fujoslop
>i have no idea why certain things get censored, it never makes any sense.
it doesnt make sense, theres soooo much odd stuff that i could understand banning but they pick the stupidest stuff to censor

>>84154191
whats it about this time?
>Like 2 years ago when I visited ingerland, long story
sleep or sexo thats all ill ask
>but homoerotic is a massive stretch
griffith is all up on guts its pretty homoerotic
>Hentai SUCKS
doujins are great, you suck (dick)

>>84154195
you should get kaworu and shinji and make them kiss while fatassuka watches.
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>>84154212
my biggest question is, why mommy? and how does one develop such a strange fetish for vacuums. littles, i can understand, but the vacuum? thats new to me. maybe they were severely autistic on top of that.
thatd scare just about anyone off. absolutely fair response lmao
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>>84154212
>Spoiler
It's my absolute limit. Also I'm confused aren't you a dude whats up with
>kept trying to call me mommy
>>84154260
Seething about how everyone in the house hates and refuses to speak to her if possible and how everyone in the house likes me even tho I was kind of a fuckup for years and only reformed the past ~2 years (she thinks everyone should still hate me)
>sleep or sexo
Sleep lol...
>griffith is all up on guts its pretty homoerotic
Cope?
>doujins are great
Myeah but the animated stuff (hentai) sucks
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>>84154285
well maybe she shouldnt be a massive raging bitch idk the issue seems pretty solvable
>even tho I was kind of a fuckup for years and only reformed the past ~2 years
whatd you do?
>Sleep lol...
if you got that far why didnt you try sexo
>Cope?
no
>Myeah but the animated stuff (hentai) sucks
ok yeah youre right
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>>84154270
This was either 9 or 10 years ago so it's kinda hard to remember, but I think they just thought I was rather feminine and thought I was more of a mommy than a daddy. Ironically, I did try the mtf path like a year or two later, but I have since stopped all that stuff. But at the time it was just a total curveball.
>but the vacuum?
I'm really not sure... I mean, I can at least see the whole vacuum on the pingas thing, like... It would be stimulating... I guess? But they really got off to the idea of their toys being vacuumed, taken away, never to be seen again, all because they didn't behave. It really makes you wonder...
>maybe they were severely autistic
They were so "normal" before that!! Maybe they were just really good at masking? I also suspect that they were really excited that I didn't immediately shun them for being a little, so they just went all out all at once out of excitement, thinking I'd be open to all of that too. I feel like people with specific fetishes are like that, overly eager when they think they have a chance to be indulged. They be starving...

>>84154285
I big strong man! Me eat meat on bone. See above though. I've always been more girly in spirit. A lot of girls back in my school days said I would have made a good girl instead. They also always offered to do my hair and makeup but I never took them up on it.
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>>84154327
im not surprised tbdesu i had a feeling you wouldve tried it at some point in the past, you are decently feminine in spirit
>It would be stimulating... I guess?
in my mind itd just hurt, that doesnt sound pleasant tbdesu
>It really makes you wonder...
trauma of some kind, maybe.
they probably were really good at masking but as soon as you excepted one weird thing, they just dropped the whole lot on you. it is hard for them, they may as well take every chance they get
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want her bad shes huge
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>>84154353
>in my mind itd just hurt
Really? The big tube thingy that would just go around it all? It would just kinda suction to the pelvis and not do much, I think... Unless there's some secret tech little vacuum boy knew that others didn't.
>trauma
Yeah I quickly figured it was something I should not pry into. I was trying to not judge, but I am only human... I held on in that call for longer than most, I think.

>>84154392
Where in the world would you put her?
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>>84154400
but the suction would hurt, they dont suck pleasantly you know
>I was trying to not judge, but I am only human... I held on in that call for longer than most, I think.
its hard not to judge. people will always judge. you probably did, and he probably appreciated it a lot even if you disappeared after
>Where in the world would you put her?
in bed with me
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>>84154426
>but the suction would hurt, they dont suck pleasantly you know
Tell that to little kid me who would stick the thing to my face for fun. I also would put cups on my mouth and suck the air out so the cup would suction to my face until it hurt.
Maybe the vacuum cleaner fetish pipeline is easier to fall into than I thought...
>in bed with me
But she is hard plastic... Imagine you roll over onto her, it would hurt! Plus you would get skin oils on her.
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>>84154293
Autistic girls are the most stubborn retards on the planet so it's not really solvable
>whatd you do?
Nearly flunked out of 12th grade and only passed by having my family do nearly all my homework in the latter half of the year. During that time I was also an antisocial bum and only ever came downstairs to eat food or argue over meaningless bullshit. After graduation, I'd stay in my room for hours a day doing jack shit and become even more of a shut in, with it culminating with me being kicked out the house and being sent to live in the hood with my dads friend. It goes on to get longer and worse but the short of it is I'm cooling now.
>if you got that far why didnt you try sexo
It was impromptu I wasn't gonna walk an hour to buy condoms at 2AM
>>84154327
>See above though
Kinda crazy can't say I relate to any of it, I think if any girl said to me what they said to me I'd blow my head off
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>>84154445
you must have weak vacuums in the US or something, that sounds awful. tho i did the cup thing as well, i still do it sometimes.
i was joking, she'd fit on my shelf in the back i think.

>>84154475
we are pretty damn stubborn tbdesu
>with it culminating with me being kicked out the house and being sent to live in the hood with my dads friend.
that wouldve taught you the lesson you needed, cant imagine thatd be fun. not really all that bad tho, i expected worse. just regular depressed young adult stuff
>It was impromptu I wasn't gonna walk an hour to buy condoms at 2AM
pull out method man, theres ways
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>>84154475
I always liked when the girls said stuff like that. I felt included. The boys rarely included me, and when they did, I hated it. They were so rough and mean and annoying and loud and stupid and dirty and bad dumb idiots. Though it was a little weird when the girl I had a crush on for years said I should have been a girl. I remember it clearly... We had assigned seats next to each other in math class. I don't remember what brought it up for her to say it, but I remember being disheartened because I assumed it meant she wouldn't want to date me.
>Autistic girls are the most stubborn lovely people on the planet
Truth nuke, or whatever the youngsters say now

>>84154504
Maybe Australia just sucks!
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>>84154504
>expected worse. just regular depressed young adult stuff
It gets a lot worse but ion feel like elaborating, at it's worst disowning me was on the table
>pull out method man, theres ways
I don't care about sex that much, as long as I don't die a virgin idgaf beyond that if even
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>>84154260
>is there many crucifixion ones?
i wouldn't say many but i've seen multiple
>theres no STOMACH. im not even into bbw stuff and its still frustrating.
i've found even those who don't like fat stuff still get annoyed when chubby/more average body types all get filtered to remove any fat from anywhere normal and place it all into the chest
I like a big chest myself, but it's again.......... NOT WHAT IM LOOKING FOR WHEN I SEARCH THAT
it's like looking up roses and there's poppies intermixed because "uhhh its red and flower" T_T the issue with more in-depth tags too is that NOBODY EVER USES THEM .........
>dont actually consume much yaoi at all lmao. i only do it for some ships i like but it's not a regular thing.
ah, you always posted guts x griffith and when i asked you for a drawing idea you said yaoi, so i assumed it was your whole thing lolol
>this trope is pretty fun, caste heaven did this nicely but its total fujoslop
i'm fine with corniness ^^ lolol. i'll look into that later !
>it doesnt make sense, theres soooo much odd stuff that i could understand banning but they pick the stupidest stuff to censor
it gets blanket banned idk. the weirdest thing to ban for me is iirc hypnotism and bodily fluids being banned from certain payment processors, though my memory is blurry on what exactly mastercard(?) didn't like.
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>>84154537
you make me curious man, thats pretty extreme
>as long as I don't die a virgin idgaf beyond that if even
well if you got one chance, youll get more. you wont die a virgin.
wonder if i will...
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>>84154562
even if most people dont use them theyd still be good to have for the people that do, and then people could find their specific tastes a lot easier. tags should be editable by community to make it easier too... itd be so nice
>so i assumed it was your whole thing lolol
i kinda made it my whole thing on here, my mistake tbdesu like yeah im a fujo but i dont read yaoi that much
>iirc hypnotism and bodily fluids being banned from certain payment processors
hypnotism and bodily fluids are such odd choices, theyre really not that extreme that they should be banned. i wonder if they announced their reasonings behind the bans anywhere cause now im curious
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>>84154524
Makes sense you'd like it then, beats being alone and it's nice having people dote on you. I never got along with anyone really, boys or girls. Also, crush for years? I never really understood the idea, any interest I hold in someone peters out after a month or two tops.
>Truth nuke, or whatever the youngsters say now
Being likeable and stupid isn't mutually exclusive you know
>>84154565
It's nothing you wouldn't hear elsewhere on the internet
>you wont die a virgin
I probably will because my standards are too rare.
>wonder if i will...
Depends on how long you stay infatuated.
>im a fujo but i dont read yaoi that much
The larper
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>>84154695
yeah but how am i supposed to find out which story correlates to your personal experience
>I probably will because my standards are too rare
stop being picky and fuck whatever hoe comes your way
>Depends on how long you stay infatuated
i will be in love with him til i die but you know theres a sliver of hope in me that ill get him one day
>The larper
i read yaoi and own yaoi manga and doujins and ship male characters im no larper i just dont goon to it
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>>84154739
The point is that I was a shithead and thats all there really is to say on the matter
>stop being picky and fuck whatever hoe comes your way
No hoes come my way I'm a freak incel (but also my standards are perfectly reasonable and fucking random hoes isn't really feasible)
>i will be in love with him til i die
You're dying a virgin
>I just dont goon to it
Fujo 4 tha fashion
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>>84154775
alright man
>No hoes come my way I'm a freak incel
you had a shot youre not a freak incel youre gonna get some puss
>You're dying a virgin
thats fine tbdesu i dont need sex or anything
>Fujo 4 tha fashion
im not a homosexual male
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>>84154622
i don't remember what their reason was for bodily fluids, but hypnotism was considered soft rape is my assumption and they were going heavy after noncon of all types, even merely somnophilia (unconscious sex) lol

anything you can think of for me to draw btw :'3 i've been in such a rough art-block/lack of motivation
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>>84154809
Probably not, I'm in Canada so my options are whites and Indians 99% of the time, not really my preferences...
>thats fine tbdesu i dont need sex or anything
So same
>im not a homosexual male
Huh so why collect yaoi if you aren't jacking off to it, same for the figurines honestly
>>84154812
Angel Devil giving a reacharound handjob to aki please bro
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>>84154812
banning stuff that can also be cnc is lame, if someone wants to read a somno doujin they should just let them. its fiction. theres plenty of actual porn like that on the internet... like on pornhub
>anything you can think of for me to draw btw :'3
i like how you draw fat so this time, maybe super taruco? doesnt have to be in a bikini, you can do anything if you decide to draw her. shes really cute
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>>84154833
go to america in the slums and pick yourself up a ratchet thot with a phat ass or something. joking. idk man im sure youll find something
>Huh so why collect yaoi if you aren't jacking off to it
because i enjoy the stories, art, or whatever. i dont need to get off to everything i own
>same for the figurines honestly
i cant imagine a woman lying on the ground squirting all over a figure...
i collect them because i like the media they come from or like the design (for OCs). theyre cute and i like displaying the stuff i like
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>>84154860
Cringed hard desu, but yeah only time will tell.
>because i enjoy the stories, art
Fair enough ig
>theyre cute and i like displaying the stuff i like
I get this but all the stuff you like being girls with bigass breasts but also somehow not being a sex thing doesn't make sense to me.
Also my drawing idea was way better
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>>84154860
honestly my masturbation and my fetishes are barely linked desu, i see masturbation as a functional tool compared to just getting horny. if i engage with my fetishes its usually binge consuming the content related to it or discussing it/thinking about it conceptually or sometimes drawing it

when i do fap which is rare nowadays i usually just look at generic porn or amateur sex videos between two people with a focus on the angles etc without even really thinking about how anyone except the woman looks (because i self insert as the male fucking with my peenor don't ask me why i fap best like that, im not gonna troon out and i wouldn't make a good guy, i just have a weird napoleon compex) and i last a few minutes each time
otherwise i just like to stew in the feelings looking and reading with butterflies and my clit throbbing for a while before i get bored or end up fapping to what i mentioned before

i kinda thought thats what you meant by "i like yaoi but i dont goon to it" though enjoying intimate romance is another way to titillate yourself without masturbation but isn't directly sexual like i am
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>>84154916
that was the point lol
>but also somehow not being a sex thing doesn't make sense to me.
im not sexually attracted to women so its not sexual. its simple. i just happen to like boobs. but also most figs i own are lolis
>Also my drawing idea was way better
she already drew yaoi no more

>>84154924
>without even really thinking about how anyone except the woman looks (because i self insert as the male
huh, im glad im not the only one who does this cause i do the same sometimes, idk why either. never heard of anyone else doing it, thought i was a weird pseudotranny.
>or discussing it/thinking about it conceptually
is that why you make threads about fat stuff often as well?
>i kinda thought thats what you meant by "i like yaoi but i dont goon to it"
its kinda about the romances too for some of them (sleeping dead is my favourite one for romance) but i usually just find the arts and stories interesting, its kind of lame but yeah
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i had something i wanted to post but ive forgotten cause me and my relative went for a walk to make up for my lack of gym today
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oh yeah it was that i was looking at my medical records again and i found out i have really bad bone spurs in my lower back, which i looked over the first time cause i was busy processing all the other stuff on my scan
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>>84155147
Bad to the bone du ne ne ne naaa
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>>84155155
very funny very funny
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>>84155045
>never heard of anyone else doing it,
me too lol
>thought i was a weird pseudotranny
me too lol, i think it comes out of my desire to dominate? idk lol, all i know is that i don't hate being a woman enough to destroy myself to look like an uglier woman larping as a dickless faux-male, and i feel that my brain/socialization isn't masculine enough to actually ever feel like just a guy, so if i were given a button to change just my physicality to one i don't think i would. my sexuality in general is ambiguous/flexible so i'm fine with just being a 'straight' woman.
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>>84155223
i feel the exact same even down to the sexuality thing. i dont think id be a good fake male both socially and physically. id have preferred to be born one, but im ok being female. at least the fashions nice
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shes so cute... i love the collar and milk bottle. i love cow lingerie on figs. her hips are nice too
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pilates is so hard i hate this
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>>84155588
cycling 70kms doesnt compare to how shit i feel after pilates
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>>84155472
i disappeared but the cat i was feeding and named Ostra after the germanic Ostro (meaning east) came back after a lengthy hiatus during the harshest parts of winter....... i thought he was dead but he just was on the porch today looking at me soaked and wide eyed and he let me dry him with my hands and a towel



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