>board slowing to a crawl as usual because all the wagies have to get to sleep for work tomorrowcan't relate
based fellow neet
At least they make good money, righ?.
>>84153010There's no way the board has so many normies that it's THIS slow. Surely many of our fellow NEETs are sleeping as well?
this board is flooded tranny and fag shill shit , its been shit for a veyr long time its always been extremely slow nobody cares
im night shift so you all get to suffer my presence for now
>>84153808my tendies better be stocked well and professionally, wagie.
I cannot stand weekends here. All the wages make the board borderline unusable. It is such a great then when they're not around.
>>84153818funnily enough i work at a chicken packing plant and ill advise you to not eat the tendies
>>84153010how's the night shift going boys?>>84153823man i miss having a wood fire
I make half a million a year, have a gorgeous wife, drive a McLaren, and get to travel the world whenever I want. You wish you were me, NEET.
>>84153846>I make half a million a year, have a gorgeous wife, drive a McLaren, and get to travel the world whenever I want. You wish you were me, NEET.Okay, wagecuck. Make sure my fries are not soggy tomorrow or I will be speaking to your manager.
>>84153826how many fingers have you lost?
>>84153010More like fags killed the board
>>84153866why would i be losing fingers
>>84153863How does it feel, being so useless and pathetic? Even a McD worker is more worthy of respect than a fucking NEET
>>84153877>b-b-but you are uselessDon't care, didn't ask.*sip*
>>84153874most common meat processing injury
>>84153846i drive a prius with 300k miles and dont have to deal with foids
>>84153886But you are. What are you gonna do when your parents die? How will you survive if you refuse to learn how to take care of yourself like an adult? Now dam you be so proud in spite of not growing up nor achieving anything in life?
>>84153869/lgbt/ isn't fags, it's trannies, nothing but trannies. All the normal homos rightly call that board /tttt/
>>84153890not my job, i just pace in circles on the dock and load pallets into trailersalthough a couple months ago we had a plant-wide safety meeting where someone did in fact lose a finger by getting it jammed in the conveyor belt somehow, our 2nd OSHA writeup of the year
>>84153895>What are you gonna do when your parents die?sell the house and collect life insurance payouts lolsorry yours hate you bro
>>84153913My parents love me and are proud of me. Your parents failed you. Also, what happens if the money from the house and the life insurance pays out? You will have to get a job at some point.
>>84153895>b-b-but your parents will die!!>y-y-you cannot take care of yourself!!!I get neetbux. I'm going to get a smaller apartment. I pay $500 of the rent and can afford more outof the $1400 I get from neet bux. I bank the rest. Their life insurance would set me up for decades.
>>84153863Actually, I always wonder how all NEETS live? Parents or NEETbux or your partner or whatsoever path do you take?
>>84154009I don't need much to live. I have no need for a vehicle and the cists such as gas and insurance. Public transportation exists, and the medical insurance has services for transportation to medical appointments if needed. Entertainment is fingertips away for free. Food stores deliver groceries now-a-days. I walk at least an hour daily outside or indoor on the treadmill per doc's orders. I don't live in a nigger infested neighborhood. I stimulate my mind daily by 1 hour of reading an actual book daily. No, not from the screen: an actual book I walked to the library and got. Reading a physical book has way more benefits to your brain than reading from a screen. And many other benefits. Shit isn't hard to understand, wagie. For a bunch of morons who claim to be smart, you are all a bunch of brainless cattle. Better get to sleep. Your alarm clock is about to go off.
>>84153010This happens from time to time.
>>84154861Great that you are still around, based This poster.
>>84154009In Australia schizoid personality disorder is enough to be considered for disability pension so the government will just pay for your existence. Something I am very thankful for, since I didn't choose to dislike other people, it's just something that is inherently a part of me.
>>84155057holy fuck i can get paid for being me???? what the fuck man, i gotta get onto this
>>84155064You'll have to go to a GP, get a referral to a psychiatrist, and then get diagnosed officially, then get a written report proving you're more-or-less incapable of working more than 18 hours a week as well as other documentation. (not too hard to prove with schizoid+possibly other conditions). It'll take about a year or so, best to start now
>>84155069i was already discussing with my psychiatrist about thinking im schizoid and she said "yeah you basically are, i can get you diagnosed officially if you want"how much do you get paid???
>>84153010Not cool to make fun of those who are less fortunate.
>>84155080DSP is 1,040 fortnightly, not much more than JS but at least you don't have obligations anymore
>>84155088holy shit thats worth it, do you still go to work for those 18 hours a week? i currently got a job that i actually hate and would rather be at home... but if i can somehow set it up where im getting neet bux and working maybe like 15 hours a week id be set...
>>84155102No DSP is just payment for your existence, but you can work part-time if you'd like as long as it's below 18 hours a week, although DSP payment is slightly lowered. Keep in mind that basically it's not about the diagnosis as much as it is proving to the gov that you are incapable of working more than 18 hours a week due to your conditions. The actual specific requirements they are looking for is incapable of working more than 18 hours a week and no foreseeable improvement over the next two years, schizoid has no treatment and doesn't improve so its basically inherently considered 'stabilized'
>>84155115yeah fair, i mean i can work those hours cause ive been working them for a while now..... maybe i wont get neetbux
>>84155119If you've been consistently working more than 18 hours a week it might be hard to justify DSP, might be something to talk about with the psychiatrist. Could argue that it's extremely stressful working, could take a break and say that you can't handle working that many hours anymore. I've never done consistent paid work so it's a bit easier to argue I can't work 9-5
>>84155133yeah i guess... i mean im casual working maybe 20 hours a week.... fuck man i would of liked being able to cash in something for once
>>84155144I think that's low enough that you could put in an argument for DSP, it just might take a few tries, something to discuss with your psychiatrist anyway, they'd most likely be willing to help you
Comfyneet time, stay comfy! :D
>>84155153hopefully it works, my parents are gonna get pissed at me but its whatever
>>84155161neets are all porn addicts
>>84155171Discuss it with the psychiatrist first before you do anything drastic, but yeah 20 hours a week isn't much more than 18, you can just say you've been pushing yourself to the limit to work that many hours and its been extremely stressful
>>84155180We prefer the nickname "Friar Tug" thanks.
>>84155182yeah, i feel bad about lying though.... it doesnt stress me out i just hate it, it takes away my freedom.
>>84155189still addicts that can't handle their own systems despite having nothing but time
>>84154117The answer is still that you get neetbux which is essentially the government saying "it's ok buddy, we know you're too retarded to do anything, so here's some consolation money so we don't have a retard dying on the street". I guess the fact you consider an hour of walking every day and an hour of reading a book to be a fulfilling, rewarding life makes sense given what you've described about yourself. I don't even hate you for being a neet, but you should at least be honest and fully admit that you can only survive because someone else produces the resources that you need, and because someone else makes the money that you use to access those necessary resources. If you could just admit that you are a leech by definition, I think a lot of people would be more willing to leave you be. (I know that you'd never do that, you have to keep pretending that you wouldn't be left for dead by any tribe or society throughout all of history except this one.)
>>84155197I'd love to see someone keep pace with my drinking, lol.
>>84153010I don't consider myself a NEET anymore. I make 50 centos per day answering surveys and playing shitty mobile games.I can buy a new game every 2 months, I feel good.
>>84153900how often does your manhood get tested there, retard? i ask because it's obvious that you're working with ex felons and dindus
>>84155220I love that normalfags fund my existence actually, all that tax money is being exploited by two types of people: the 1% epstein child-fuckers, and NEETfags
>>84155222a drinking neet is a cool neet in my book. alcoholics are always cool as fuck. that's the only addict lifestyle that i don't look down upon. i despise every other fucking addict in the world
>>84155231Yeah, and they'll laud over the 1% epstein child-fuckers and demonize NEETs too. Backwards society, this is.
>>84155057>>84155069Wow, my therapist says I have schizoid personality disorder, but I think I am just a narcissist that lives in his mind all day.I get nothing though because Brazil is extra poor.
>>84155231So why would you expect normalfags to not hate you just as much as the 1%? Also do you have any hobbies or things that you do aside from use the computer, or walk and read for an hour each day?
>>84155233Probably because we're all surly bastards especially when we're drunk, eh you learn to roll with the punches as you get older.
>>84155239To be fair I also have CPTSD from being raised around BPD schizophrenics, hyper-arousal is a crazy feeling if you've never felt it before. It feels like being in a fight, or having a gun to your head, but for a week straight. Just schizoid alone might be a bit hard to justify incapability to work, but in todays job market it wouldn't exactly be a stretch either
>>84155247I don't care what normalfags think about me at all, I have zero expectations from them. I would consider child-raping billionaires more harmful to society than NEETfags though
>>84155250right. i know what i'm in for if i'm near someone drinking, they're doing their thing and i mainly let them be and let them lead the room if that makes sense. i'm not going to have an intellectual debate or something dumb with someone drinking, they're in their state and that's that, nothing more to it. i guess i just find it okay because that drunk state is 'calm' regardless of how they are with alcohol. well, i prefer the nice drunks if i'm being honest
>>84155247>>84155255Also I am not that anon that talked about reading and walking, I am the anon talking about DSP constantly
>>84155261darksydephil are you referring to?
>>84155264Disability Support Pension in Australia
>>84155256>i prefer the nice drunks if i'm being honestGuess that's my poker hand folded. Back in the day I did used to do a bit of weed but my god stoners are insufferable cunts. Went back to the bottle and haven't looked back.
>>84155281trust me i understand that's something that you really just can't control under the context we're looking at i guess. and yeah i hate the stoner scene myself and don't pay any mind to it. i should clarify too that i can handle secluded drunks too if that's more your lane where you more so dwell on things silently. the only drunks i just cannot handle within my capacity are the mean ones who will attack you either mentally or physically or both. those are just outside of what i can handle
No thanks, I prefer being rich and being financially free and having the ability to afford whatever I want to being a broke loser
>>84155295Thats fine, we need people like you around producing NEETbux, thank you my friend
>>84155290I am a very, very secluded drunk. I strictly drink at home, when no one is around. You'll never catch a true alcoholic at a pub or club, no matter what those barfly memelords who drink beer tell you lol.
>>841530264channers? Working? It's more common than you may thinkt. I make tractor parts
>>84155303How can you be proud to be a leach? Why do you refuse to work?
>>84155307I don't refuse to work, I am psychologically incompatible with being around other people so I just get paid to exist. It's that simple
>>84153010i called off cus i snorted too much drugs and now my tummy hurts menot even worth it bleh
>>84155304i see, that was a decent guess on my part then. you're in a deep lane because as someone who's never been drunk but has alcoholic family members from my view it appears like you're doing meditation under influence. i know it sounds a bit naive you get what i mean. secluded drinkers at least to me look like they're extremely deep in thought which is interesting to see. funny how i've had less than five drinks in my life at 33 but have just never had the urge. my dad's side is where the alcohol is and there's zero on my mom's side, i clearly must've got that from her
>>84155319>meditation under influenceI will drink until I black out. That's how bad of an alcoholic I am. I could easily polish off a full bottle of vodka in less than 5 minutes. I've sculled bottles of JD, fucking Sambucha of all things, countless bottles of cheap vodka (my preferred drink for my unemployed parasitic NEET ass), I'm pretty much in lategame NEET stage but eh, got a roof over my head, bills are paid, food in my belly, even luxuries like booze. It may seem hollow but I truly am grateful for this existence. Been in way, way worse situations than this.
>>84155228unironically i dont know what you mean but theres hardly any niggers, mostly mexicans
>>84155313same except I got stung by a bee
>>84155087Wageslavery is a choice
