>be me fat ugly virgin chud>do trad archery shit at an org>I get cajoled into doing supervised archery at fairs and shit, mostly for free but sometimes paid>last time we went all dressed up in our 9th century gear>I looked like one of those fat bandit bruisers you kill in vidya and I must have stunk cause I was in a thick tunic on a hot day>girls come up sometimes and stand in my line>they giggle and get flustered when I correct their form or praise them on a shot>some tipsy woman start laughing and being all flustered because I called her a "word for young lady in my language" swatting at my arm and shitAll because I looked like I knew what I was doing or because I was in a position of relative authority
>>84157563I'll take things that never happend for 200 annon
Found that out when I switched from player to Dungeon Master
>>84157592It's not like I scored or anything but I'm saying that people treated me way different and clearly I was more attractive in that moment
>>84157563Non porn related semi intresting thread, sombody get a redditer to come screenshot this and post it a subreddit for fagpoints
>>84157563It is because you looked more like a guy who could kill and women love men like that. Women are subhumans the sooner you realize the sooner you just use them for fun and that is it.
>>84157563its the medieval uniform and helmet anon
ok now try telling this to someone whose area of interest is fire alarms
>>84157654You wouldn't know how much black pussy you can get by replacing smoke detector batteries.
>>84158026anon is onto something
>>84157563I always get women fawning over me at the ren faires, as a jousting knight
>>84157563>>84158232>ExpertmaxxingThat is more closer to athletics maxxing. Well athletes are popular, common knowledge.
>>84158026had a good laf at that one.bless you, faggot.
>>84158026I'm a maintenance super for a ghetto complex, it's gotten me some action before
>>84157648I don't have a helmet yet sadly, I just have my tunic and pants and a swagged out belt>>84158341I'm hardly an athlete, I'm fat.Also not all sports are created equal, the only women at powerlifting meets are either there with their boyfriend or someones mom there to cheer them on and like 4 women who compete.
>>84157563sorry to be the one to tell you this brother, but they weren't into you like that
>>84157563>Scythianmaxxing
>>84157654BE COOLABOUTFIRE SAFETY
