you guys are really mean sometimes :(I try to be nice and you guys always insult me :(((I have feelings you know?
>>84158367Your tears are lube for my masturbation machine
Which 4chan thot is this?
>>84158367I'm usually not mean unless someone is mean to me. But if I was mean to you unprompted, then I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
>>84158374gross and gay
i'm sorry if i was mean to you anon i was just sexually frustrated and lashing out, or i was ashamed of sexually satisfying myself and lashing out>hating and gooning>gooning and hating
>>84158386>>84158389thanks, I mean I doubt it was you two in particular who insulted me but thanks anyway
>>84158388The only gross thing about my masturbation machine is that I never clean it. Years old cum gunks the works but the halting motion makes it feel better. The smell is unbearable but I usually finger my asshole wide open during so rotting cum can hardly be a main complaint.
>>84158405anon what makes you think I need to know these things?
>>84158414There are holes on the bottom of the penis receiver where the cum is meant to drain and tubes with suction that pull it out into a tank for disposal. The proper operation calls for running hot, soapy water through the receiver with the suction turned on after every session but I am a lazy man. I have never run hot, soapy water, or any kind of water for that matter, through my masturbation machine. There is a thick growth of fuzzy black mold, like a caterpillar many feet long, running through the bottom of the receiver and the tubes. I keep the suction on while I operate the machine because it enhances the quality of my orgasm, so the cum is sucked through the tubes to some extent, but not much because cum is much thicker than water. I have thought of removing the receiver and pushing my finger into the tube to feel the moldy cum, but I worry it may be poisonous much like the caterpillars it resembles. As I said before, the smell is unbearable, but it is associated to me now with mind blowing orgasm and just opening the machine for use will make me instantly hard. I don't think I could bring myself to clean it out now.
>>84158367I am only mean to simps, are you a simp?
>>84158452no I'm not a simp, actually I think I've talked to you before, you were cool actually
>>84158367and you got a squishy arm flab too*squishes your little arm flab*gotcha!
>>84158519most of my arm flab is gone actually!*squishes your arm flab back*
>>84158525i'm ticklish at the arm flab.
