>Don't talk to me until I've had my COFFEE>A real man drinks black COFFEE>I love getting COFFEE at Starbucks with my friends>For our first date, we should go get some COFFEE>You don't drink COFFEE? What's wrong with you, you weirdo?>I ran out of COFFEE and now I'm super tired and irritable all the time. No, I'm not going through withdrawals! What is it with normies and being dependent on this stuff to even wake up in the morning? It's like the only drug that society actively encourages you do be addicted to besides alcohol.
>>84159096it gives me really bad heartburn so I never drink it
>>84159096real men drink tea
>>84159096StimmaxxingI might quit drinking coffee after like 2 decades, gut irritantAlso headaches, sleepiness from histamine reactions I feelAlso varies depending what coffee and roastI'm getting old yeahIt's not good for your stomach reallyCaffeine pills are ass and taste so bad, maybe need to try more onesActually I need actual ampethatmines more than this caffeine is assNicotine even worse
>>84159096Idk man I hate the taste of coffee and only drink tea
>>84159096Based and coffeepilled
>>84159096quitting caffeine was actually insanely easy for me despite drinking it excessively for about 10 years.>quitting caffeineeasy mode>quitting sugar/weedmedium mode>quitting alcohol/cigarettesnightmare difficulty
>>84159096>Tastes like shit>Makes you have to shit yourself>Increases your heart rate>Makes you dependent on itLiterally no reason to drink that garbage except social pressure.
>>84159096I'm like this, but with green tea
>>84159096>A real man drinks black COFFEEI dont look like that and say that
I've never drank coffee and act superior for it but truth be told I'm addicted to diet coke and experience caffeine withdrawal when I don't drink it...
>>84159096>>A real man drinks black COFFEEThis is true thoughever Creams are for bitches
>>84159096half of my mental breakdowns and anger outbursts stopped after i quit coffee, lol
>>84159342>Makes you have to shit yourself?
>>84159120Gigabased. Tea is far superior to coffee.
Real men drink Red Bull. I swear, after having a Red Bull only diet my life has been so much better. I'm productive, everything around me feels slowed down, it's such a treat.
>>84159481You don't have to shit after drinking coffee?