I only you knew how bad things really are...
>>84159978how can we compete with this? it's over
>>84159978That's kinda cool. Good for her.
>>84159978he looks fat, women's standards can't be this low
>>84159978bitch could only be satisfied with dating jesus
she's being generous with his hairline
>>84159978there's a woman somewhere who will go to this extent out of her way before even thinking of giving me a chance to just pay for her coffee
>>84159978I like that she gave the perfect boyfriend long hair and a beard, since I have long hair and a beard. I was actually debating whether or not I should cut my hair but I guess I'll keep it now.
>>84160004Man that beard really makes him look much better.
>>84159978Is it supposed to look like Jesus?
>>84159978Chris Lynch looking ahh
>>84160000GOD CONFIRMS WITH QUADS
>>84159978Yeah thats a silly and womanly thing to do but why does he have such a phat cake?
>>84160058she won't date yousee >>84160043