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I've dropped out of college and i can't seem to find a job i like, i hate wageslaving and spending all my day making money for other people in something that makes me miserable, i barely have any money in my bank account, less than a thousand bucks.

So in looking for new ways to make money i got an idea no moralfagging please.

Basically in my country GPU's are like even expensive than usual due to import taxes and what not, so i figured what if i buy used GPU's in good conditions, clean them up a little make sure they work and have all the plastics (even warranty seals that i know how to make/copy) and sell them on my country's online shopping sites as new.

They basically let me publish a product as new and they list it in the options for new products so it's easy to sell.

I have already done this once cleaning up an old GPU i had an selling as new, buyer didn't notice because i'm really good at making it seem new.

I guess i could reinvest the money from this little sell into buying another used GPU to clean up and so on making a profit of 200 usd each time at first but then even more as i buy/resell is this a dumb idea? i don't care about morals or stuff like that really i just want to make money, playing by the rules has only gotten me nowhere, so fuck it,
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>>84160619
no idea what do you mean. i mean, if gpu is old how do you sell it as new, you can't sell something that's released 5 years ago as new because everyone knows there are no new products of that generation.
also difference used vs new is primarily in warranty, the first time you don't accept a warranty claim, you're prosecutable by law
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OP, I'll share with you the ultimate scam. It'll make you a million dollars in twenty years, all passive income, you only need a few months work.

First, join military. I recommend scoring high on the ASVAB and choosing Air Force. Then, go to tons of medical and psych appointments. Then, ask your leadership to recommend an honorable discharge due to all your issues.

Then, apply for VA disability. 100% rating means a free $4k a month for life, tax-free. Additional benefits include free college, free healthcare, free dental, free exemption from property taxes, free tolls, free plate to park in disabled spots, and more that I can't even remember.

Finally, take that entire VA disability package and rating letter and submit it to SSDI. You now have $1600 a month tax free to combine with your $4k a month tax free.

Enjoy making $5600 a month for free. You are now retired at age 22 (assuming you joined the military as t age 18.) You've now escaped the rat race for life. You can now thoroughly enjoy you life, never having to worry about money ever again.

Money will never, ever be a problem for you for your entire life. You're now retired. You also never have to pay income taxes ever again, as an added bonus (unless you choose to work anyway, in that case just make sure it's under the $1600 SSDI limit.)
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>>84160619
>l want to start scamming people for a living
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>>84160760
Damn I wish I had joined the military I'm absolutely crazy and have a very high IQ they would have kicked me out eventually
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>>84160619
>refurbish GPUs so well they are indistinguishable from new
thats not really a scam anon.



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