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Prove that you belong here now.
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>>84160751
I literally can't tick off a single one
should I just kill myself
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>>84160751
The average normie doesn't play an instrument, why is that in the middle
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>>84160751
got a few but didn't get bingo
dont really care tho, it is what it is
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This is mine. Idk why doesnt do drugs is on here though
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>>84160762
just play it backwards and cross off everything that doesnt apply for an easy bingo
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>>84160794
Good job anon. I'm proud of you that you checked some boxes..No one else has been able to check any boxes. Stand proud.
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I respect people who are different from me in any way besides having different opinions from me. Different race/religion/sexuality/whatever, that's fine. Different ideology and I will at best never want to associate with you and at worst will want you expelled from my nation (United States).
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dang, so close haha! i'm sure i'll make it next time
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>>84160751
This is stupid and boring. Quit posting the same one. You need to make up new shit or at least scramble the fucking thing.
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almost made it
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I thought I'd do a lot better.
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>>84160842
Literally my first time seeing and posting this schizo. You are about to make me uncheck a box.
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>implying normies aren't on drugs
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>>84160844
>almost made it
What's your talent anon? How are you so successful?
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>>84160844
Putting "plays an instrument" as the center square, which is usually free, was exceedingly cruel.
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>>84160857
5'4 coping microdick soon to be bitch
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>>84160877
You have me confused with someone else. I'm not into arguing online anymore. Have a nice night.
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I think I did better this time
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>>84160867
I have sex for money and I'm good at it
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>>84160751
I'm just a social recluse that enjoys going on long walks.
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>>84160898
How do you pay taxes on that?
>>84160901
How did you find happiness?
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>>84160913
>How do you pay taxes on that?
I monetized the content I made.
>>84160871
I agree. It requires years of training from a paid teacher. As if.
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>>84160913
I'm a NEET so all of my days are free and open ended. I could go on one of my iconic walks if it's a nice day or I can stay at home playing video games and doing nothing, the choice is mine, and I think that's beautiful. It makes me sad that this isn't what life is supposed to be like, but it's all the more reason I can enjoy what I have, for as long as I might have it.
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>>84160913
>How do you pay taxes on that?
NTA, but you just report the income and pay taxes on it, it literally is that simple.
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>>84160920
>I monetized the content I made
Ohhh. So like OF? I thought you meant like "escorting." Unless you are doing both and getting guys to pay you while secretly recording then uploading it to OF to get paid multiple times from the same sex work....

>>84160928
What are you paying taxes on if you have no job? Yeah, I think that is what life is meant to be and what it actually is. It's probably just that most of us don't know how to make that happen and just go with what society has programmed into us.
>>84160947
>report the income and pay taxes on it, it literally is that simple.
Seems illegal. Like I can't imagine a drug dealer who sells illegal drugs just reporting that income as is. but I don't know anything about how any of this works.
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>>84160751
sheesh I guess I don't belong here, I think you check off more boxes with age.
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>>84160968
>Seems illegal. Like I can't imagine a drug dealer who sells illegal drugs just reporting that income as is.
Actually, that's exactly what the IRS would want them to do. You don't have to say what it's from, and the IRS doesn't care. As long as you're paying your taxes. You should always report illegal income to the IRS. That's how Al Capone got fucked, not because he did crime, but because he did report and pay taxes on his crime income.
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>>84160968
>What are you paying taxes on if you have no job?
Something about social security that I won't go into here.
>It's probably just that most of us don't know how to make that happen and just go with what society has programmed into us.
Maybe UBI will become a thing once automation gets good enough to actually replace the lower class, though I think that will only happen after riots personally threaten the ruling class. Until then, the dream of a NEET utopia where everyone is free to follow their dreams will remain a dream.
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>>84160975
> is happy
kill yourself
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>>84160968
Similar to OF, yes, I do both and, no, my clients IRL and online, although I suppose you never know, are women and I'm a man.
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>>84161125
I'm now finding it harder to believe that women are paying a guy for sex.

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>>84160993
>Until then, the dream of a NEET utopia where everyone is free to follow their dreams will remain a dream
I'm not sure if being a neet is a real dream. I think if it's too much like that then we end up like the rats in that one experiment.
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>>84161190
You would not believe how many women don't experience orgasms. They pay for the foreplay, attention and orgasms, not the sex.
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8/25 im less normal than most of the people in this thread which is kinda expected ig maybe
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we had this thread yesterday >>84154793 original
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I don't need to save the image, because I literally don't check a single one of these
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>>84161272
No wait, I don't do non-prescription drugs or go to a therapist currently. And I'm not obsessed with one specific fictional character
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>>84160751
Was expecting to do better, ive slipped
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was expecting to do worse
how am i supposed to live
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>>84161307
Post to r/kitchenincels
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>>84161253
I wasn't here yesterday
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>>84161253
Neither was I
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>>84161190
>I'm not sure if being a neet is a real dream.
I'd say that while some people would thrive in such conditions, others wouldn't. It takes a special kind of person to genuinely enjoy the NEET lifestyle, and I'd wager that most people aren't that type of person. Anyways, what;s important about the scenario is that the people have true freedom to do anything they want to do, and most people would have something they want to do beyond just hanging out or going on walks.
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>>84161253
I was here yesterday but I did not make that thread
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>>84160751
things with just one line mean I can only just tick them off. I'm happier than i was, i can cook a couple meals, im not obese, i mess with the guitar sometimes, i read a few paragraphs of a book a year, my contacts are mostly for work, i spent years trying to learn how to talk normally and can mostly get away with it but ppl know im weird.
I've been browsing 4chan since like 2006.
I already know I'm a failed normie/cyborg.
I did go a few years barely leaving my room as a hikki/neet and I don't really have much of a highschool education.
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>>84161339
You guys don't browse daily?
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>>84160751
great what do I win?



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