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What color buttons would you robots press and why or why not
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>>84161947
kill dad because my dad left me when i was a year old fuck him
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>>84161947
neither were there for me and both make my life miserable now, can i press both?
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>>84161947
Mom.

My dad discussed abandoning me when I was a small child, but he wound up spending lots of time with me after school every day. I don't think my mom ever really liked me.
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>>84161947
I'm not pressing either. I love my parents more than myself.
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>>84161947
Neither, luv me parents simple as.
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I'm pressing neither my parents are the only reason I still bother to stay alive and I love them.
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>>84161970
You dont need him. No loss. Let a man die.
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>>84161947
this is so fucking easy, my mom is already dead and my dad has been absent my whole life. can i still press if my mom is dead or does that not count?
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>>84161990
Mom was dead at 20? The button kills them at the same time you go back
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>>84161985
Your grandmas a bitch and your son is a hoe
https://youtu.be/8Y-XT5V96tg?si
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>>84161947
What the fuck kind of stupid '"choice" is this? Do you normalcunts actually like your parents?
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I'm not playing these satanic games. I would just murder the person who proposed it.
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i can't smash that mfing like button twice? i can't wipe out my whole genetic line? that would be the good ending.
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>>84161947
Would anyone not?
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>>84161947
Dad because he is a golem who is barely living at this point. It's sad to see, honestly
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>>84161947
Easiest button of my life. Dad. He's a deadbeat I already don't even know if he's alive. I don't want to be 20 again though. If i go back in time I'd want it to be a time when I can buy bitcoin for nothing.
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>>84161947
I'd pick blue even if there was no bottom incentive. She's just a horrible person with NPD.
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>>84162003
my mom died way before i was 20
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>>84161947
This is easy. Mom without question.
>be 20 again
>get the girl
>live life with that cunt of my mom
Literally no downside.
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>>84162045
Everyone dreams of their parents being dead

we're demons and the earth is hell
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>>84161947
Neither, both my parents were great and it's my own fault that I'm now a piece of shit.
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>>84162725
Based on business
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>>84162725
Giga-chad
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I love my parents, I am married, and I'd rather be 30 again than 20 again.
I don't know why I come to this board. You're all mentally fucked up in the head.
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>>84161947
I would press both and abuse the woman I get
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>>84163752
That's why. Because no one here pretends to be normal
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>>84161947
i wouldn't mind killing my mom to get a gf since she's an evil person who goes out of her way to make everyone else as miserable as she is. i am glad to have not spoken to her in almost a decade. so easy choice, really
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>>84161970
Me too. I can't choose anyways. No amount of pussy or knowledge can replace my parents.
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Actually my dad died of cancer in 2006 so easy choice I guess



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