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Name some weird shit that you do for no reason. I keep my toothbrush in a mixture of diluted alcohol and hydrogen peroxide. I like it because it sanitizes my stuff but also it's like a bubble bath of death for bacteria. I have done this since I was a kid.
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>>84164223
i make blood tributes to my favorite youtuber
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>>84164223
I have schizo conversations with myself out load in my room with my phone speaker pointed toward me to see if I get any odd ads related to my rambling. It has weirdly yielded results before
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I like to watch others and write down their daily schedules in my notebook
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i try to sell my soul to satan every night for a better life but satan never gives me anything why does satan hate me. i just want some money and a gf and satan cant help me wtf is his prblem
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>>84164223
You know how some people grow up in trauma so later in life they become avoidant?
I'm so much of an avoidant I genuinely try to NOT change the status quo

Even when I play vidya, I do things that are considered neutral
Like, if I do something good then later on I'll do something bad to balance it out and vice versa
IRL, I neither attract attention to myself nor chase for any
I simply am
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>>84164284
Souls have depreciated in value with the population inflation. Time to invest in bitshekels
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>>84164317
imagine living in a time when a man cant even sell his soul to the devil for a girlfriend holy shit
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>>84164223
I look under my bed before I go to sleep. Not for some monster or anything, but for a squatter trying to steal my shit.
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>>84164248
Your phone is always listening because of ok google or hey siri. It has to listen constantly to get it right and they sell that data to advertisers.
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>>84164223
I do something similar. At the end of my shower, I slather my scrubber with dandruff shampoo, because dandruff shampoo has anti-fungal properties. So I don't have to boil it or buy a new one very often



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