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Peed the bed again kind of night.
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>>84164239
>Peed the bed again kind of night
What's your age?
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Smeared some sour cream over the window. Not an euphemism for anything.
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>>84164246
Am a 30yo boy.
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>>84164239
I do that too, 'cept it's cum if I'm not emptying beforehand.
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>>84164239
Just go to the bathroom
>>84164261
>Smeared some sour cream over the window.
pic??
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>>84164268
I have never had a wet dream in my life.
>>84164280
You sound Jewish.
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>>84164261
>30yo
There's another anon in this board who is literally you but 5 years older and on hrt. Why do you wet the bed?
>>84164280
You sound jewish.
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>>84164290
Pee bottles too smol for my pp.
>and on hrt.
Drastic solution.
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>>84164288
>I have never had a wet drean in my life
Really? That's interesting. And here I was thinking I was the weird one. lol
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>>84164296
>Pee bottles too smol
What I want to know is why don't you wake up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom? This is what is supposed to happen.
>Drastic solution
Actually, that's probably what fucked his prostate or something
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>>84164336
You live in a world where old men shrinking their pps is just a casual Tuesday thing for you yet you talk about what's ''supposed to happen.''
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>>84164239
LMAO BED PISSER
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>>84164362
>You live in a world where old men shrinking their pps is just a casual Tuesday thing for you yet you talk about what's ''supposed to happen.''
I really don't think that these 2 things are related with each other, 30yo boy
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>>84164384
You won't really care about judging or being judged that much when you're my age. Til then, kiddo.
>>84164416
Nothing is ''supposed'' to happen. Life is what you make of it. Consult the infographic:
https://x.com/reactjpg/status/1426755873951653891/photo/1
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>>84164459
>Nothing is ''supposed'' to happen
OP-san, we literally have a part of our brain made to wake us up when our bladders are full
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>>84164510
I never said I was asleep when I did it.
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>>84164526
>I never said I was asleep when I did it
Wait... It can't be... You're pissing your bed just because you're too lazy to get out of your bed...? EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING, MAN
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>>84164569
There goes the ''tolerant'' left. Not my fault tequila bottles have such smol openings. But enjoy the rest of your grandstanding, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQ45b1VvvE
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Bros, never buy olives in Poland.
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>>84164586
>left
Why did you think I'm a leftist?
>Not my fault tequila bottles have such smol openings
I think that's not the main problem here but I will just forget about it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVQ45b1VvvE
Saying that you shouldn't pee in your bed is now jewish propaganda? Wtf
>>84164595
Okay.
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>>84164622
Are you a girl and/or follow an Abrahamic religion?
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Done with my MANicure. I hate the midnight sun creeping on me more and more every night.
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>>84164665
I'm an atheist 18yo sigma male, wdym?
>>84164771
Now you're the one who look like a woman.
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>>84164799
>18yo
Oof. I wasn't gonna do my pedicure today. Sorry, but I don't feel comfortable talking to kids. Scurry along now.
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Last time I made a thread I also got lots of replies from like a kid.
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>>84164809
>talking to kids
I will kill you
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>>84164819
Whelp, at least Diddy and Epstein kind of redpilled your generation. It's hopefully gonna be marginally more difficult for all the future Israelites.
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>>84164856
Is Israel even that powerful? I make jokes about jews here and there but
>the left hates Israel because of Palestine
>the right hates Israel because Jews were expelled from 109 countries in the past, killed Jesus and used to scratch coins
>a country surrounded by other countries that want to destroy it
>has only 22,072 km^2 of area
Do they really deserve that much hate?
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Whelp, this chopped unc will go take a shower and maybe sleep idk anymore.
>>84164947
Whelp, what consequences of all that ''hate'' have you seen so far? So far America is bending over backwards to destroy Israel's biggest threat in the region and been covering for their colonial expansion for years. Antisemitism is a tool as well. That's why Epstein (or the Big Stein as you may know him) created /pol/.
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>>84164947
The right isn't a monolith, there's plenty of christian boomers who think jews are god's people. Boomers still have a lot of power so I wouldn't say that.
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>>84164959
Have a good shower and good dreams.
>what consequences of all that ''hate'' have you seen so far?
Internet jokes and memes on tiktok saying that they fuck children and such lol. The thing is, if they control the media then why does the only thing that happen as a result of the hate towards them is the internet mocking them? It's weird, even normalfags are seeing those memes nowadays.
>America is bending over backwards to destroy Israel's biggest threat
I just think about it as Trump wanting to make people forget about his relation with Epstein desu
>That's why Epstein (or the Big Stein as you may know him) created /pol/
That makes some sense, but after all, why did America release the Epstein files? Are jews losing their "power" over the west? Those are the questions that come to my mind.
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>>84164997
>there's plenty of christian boomers who think jews are god's people
Yeah, I know a lot of people like that, just wasn't considering them on that post
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>>84165028
Well, they don't literally control everything through kaballah magic. Like Epstein didn't create 4chan or Bitcoin, but through tribal connections and inherent belief in one's own ''choseness'' was able to exploit the opportunity presented better than an individualist goy could.
>Internet jokes and memes on tiktok saying that they fuck children
Well, they certainly control all the boomer media (and you see the consequences of it).
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yTSuQb2GUjs
Zoomer media is a new frontier, but they're trying to patch it. That's why the richest Jew in America whteverhisnamenow bought or is trying to buy it now. I mean they had drama about it for months, am sure you heard about it. Thing is, even this new antisemitism doesn't really actual consequences so far. More so is just used detract from Jewish crimes, I mean even you're questioning if kikes are so strong. I bet all the people Israel kills wish some mean memes on the internet were what they got. Jews are the most prosperous and influential social group in the West and every aspiring goy from American presidents to British prime ministers try to marry into this new nobility and raise their kids in that manner so may get a piece of the kingdom to come.
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>>84165183
>I just think about it as Trump wanting to make people forget about his relation with Epstein desu
The distraction is the goal is what they say. Yes, it works for that purpose, but it's also been brewing from way before. Trump as le crazy pedo with a cult works well cause he can be used to do all sort of things no one else could get away with for anyone willing to pay or blackmail enough and then be discarded once he dies naturally or is deposed just like a sacrificial lamb.
>That makes some sense, but after all, why did America release the Epstein files? Are jews losing their "power" over the west?
A momentary loss of composure, I suppose. Someone got too arrogant, I guess it's inevitable when you consider yourself racially superior. Funny thing is that Esptein writes the same about some of the Rothschilds. That they have the arrogance of someone who's been ruling ze world or believe they have been. The point I'm making is that these people are still part of our culture, whether they like it or not, therefore it may be not so much that Protocols of the Elders of Zion are and account of existing plans, but a blueprint for someone arrogant enough to try to use it. Aaand I need to quit drinking again cause these sheets are fresh.
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Mom put lotsa pepper on this potater today. Yummy with some sour cream.
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Also, Chinese are literal psychos. All their Red Bulls are flat. Red Bull doesn't even taste good to begin with, at least let the fizz bubble in my throat. But it was kind of refreshing.
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Have a witchy tomorrow, goyim. Don't forget to believe in yourself because (((they))) always will.
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>>84164239
this is a sign of psycopathy
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>>84165372
*pees in your butt*
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>>84165188
I see. Thank you for giving me a more comprehensive explanation about the big picture, senpai. I would say that my biggest mistake when it comes to these things is not having the focus to truly delve into them. For example, I knew that Epstein and 4chan had a connection but I didn't search what exactly that connection produced, I usually stay on the "surface" of everything.
>>84165206
I've never drunk a Red Bull in my entire life now that I stop to think, only Monster.
>>84165343
Thank you, goodnight I guess
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