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If you could go back in time to redo things how far would you go back and what would you change? (You can't make financial decisions like buying Bitcoin or Shares)
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>>84164488
I wouldn't
Not trying to be a contrarian, but I feel like I've lived a life so far

I have a lot of scars on my body, anon
and I feel like they're a testament to the fact that "Hey, I've lived"
I am here, on this Earth, for this moment in time, and then soon I'll be gone
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id go back to high school and wife up the strange goth girl who had a crush on me. i friendzoned a fucking cute goth girl because im a moron
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>>84164488
Slime out all of my little brothers in the womb by convincing my mother to drink more of her tea. There was an old 4chan post where a guy did this to his wife and a few neighbors but I can't find it. The fucker even had a list of what teas induced early labor or poisoned the fetus
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>>84164488
shoot. prolly play drums more. dont waste my time on that one guy who didnt like me at all. basically undo everything i did when i was thirteen. dont try to pierce my nipples with a sewing needle. move out ASAP. i think id literally restart my life from like fifth grade.
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>>84164568
>dont try to pierce my nipples with a sewing needle
Damn how are you that retarded KEK
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>>84164583
i was 13 everyones retarded
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>>84164488
you ever seen that ashton kutcher movie where he can go back in time and change the past and he tries to fix things but it makes things worse and then he's in prison and he shows the stigmata to his cellmate to prove his powers and he comes to the realization that all the problems in his life and the problems in the lives of those he loves are all his fault and nothing he can ever do will change any of that except for one thing so he goes back in time to his fetal self and he wraps the umbilical noose around his neck and aborts himself like that the movie is butterfly effect anyway i wouldn't do that but it would be tempting
>>84164568
>dont try to pierce my nipples with a sewing needle
? ? ?
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>>84164488
2010 and buy bitcoin.
>inb4 you cant do that
How are you going to stop me? Not listening to your stupid rules! Hahahaha! You cant!
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>>84164488
I'd probably make the executive decision to become a social recluse even earlier in life and focus on school, which is something I didn't do because I lacked the ability to balance fun and duty. I prioritized fun, and I paid the price with academic failure that I never recovered from.
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if i can't buy bitcoin or shares then i would buy lottery tickets
that's a gambling decision and not financial
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>>84164488
I would stay away from that BPD whore that played with my heart and then acted like typical BPD whore.
Other than that, I don't think there is much I could change in my own life. Outside of distancing myself from people who now I know will betray and backstab me.
Best I could do is probably giving advice to friends who know will do some misakes. Like 90% of my problems in life come from other people fucking up their own life and then taking that frustration on me or just becoming unreliable. You can really do your best in your life, but when everyone around you becomes a junkie and/or jaded, things do get very lonely.
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>>84164588
I wasn't piercing my dick when I was 13
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>>84164631
okay i wasnt either
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So no buying. What about selling except this time not at the bottoms? Or is it one of those faggot type genies and going back in time is a magical vow of poverty and everyone who chose to go back starves to death? In that case my three wishes are the genie hates sucking dick, the genie sucks my dick, and the genie kills himself. Get fucked bitch, I'm not playing games here.
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>>84164676
No purely financial decisions, lets just say you forget all current financial information when you go back.
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>>84164488
buy Honda F1 team for 1 pound as a 4 year old
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>>84164488
Id abort myself.
Ironically enough im pro life, I just hate mine.



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