Gonna be extremely reddit here but idk where to talk about it since reddit is also pretty dry on the topicScalpr massage feels like I suddenly grew like nine clitorises on my head and each of them can cum and has like 30 secs refraction periods. It feels insanely good. It makes me moan more than sex. Headpats also feel really good, physically, but the stronger the pressure the better. I stopped caring about sex entirely when I discovered this shit and now I just make everyone close to me do me endless scalp massages. They dont even suspect how sexually stimulating it is for me. Doesn genuinely no one else feel such intense stimulation from head touching? Why am I like this? The worse part is that I am actually dominant in sex otherwise and the type of men I like feel weird about touching my head, because it is associated with patronizing
>>84164646I've got about 10 gallons of cum in the fridge and I'll massage your scalp using that as massage oil if you so desire. I've got big strong hands. I can palm a basketball and I put up drywall for a living so you know I've got that finger strength. The only thing I ask is that after I make you cum until you can't cum anymore, you let me suck all the fridge cum off your hair.
>>84164646>dominant>headpatsI diagnose you to be in foidheat, women are incapable of getting off on being dominant it just means you haven't let gigachad creampie you in too long and your foid hormones are acting up, probably a minor case of hysteria.
>>84164646are you a biofemale? i mean they feel good to some people ya
>>84164661Uhm sorry but why exactly do you want to suck your own frozen cum>>84164703I have had a gigachad before but i never came with him at all and he also told me that im way too dominant for his liking so it didnt last long (it didnt really feel like a loss though, because his personality was annoying)
>>84164767>frozenIt's in the fridge and I never said it was my cum
>>84164646can i be ur scalpr massage moid bf
>>84164646>The worse part is that I am actually dominant in sexForcing people to massage your scalp is dominant you fucking retard.
>>84164777is this some sort of cuck shit or it horsecum>>84164780you can be my scalp massage slave
>>84164810>is this some sort of cuck shit or it horsecumI don't know the origin of the cum but it tastes human to me
>>84164810i will do it when u come home from work, also in what ways do u like to dom moids in bed
>>84164813have you tasted any other cum to compare?anyways I have long thick hair so you are gonna spend a straight week cleaning it up with your tongue
somewhat related but I once got a haircut and I guess because my hair was long I had to get my shit washed, lying down having someone run their fingers through my hair felt amazing not in a sexual way btw but good non the less
>>84164823Anon...I have 10 gallons of cum in my fridge do you really think is my first rodeo?I would love to spend a week delicately cleaning each strand of your beautiful hair with my tongue. I would be so gentle and make sure to not pull too hard. You would have to be ok with my little moans as the dried chunks of cum dissolve in my mouth releasing their musky flavor and hardening my cock though. Shall I post my discord so we can set this up, my love?
>>84164813>>84164878Where did you get 10 gallons of cum that you don't know the orgin of? Did you buy it from somone? Is there a website your order cum from?
>>84164909Fell off the back of a truck, as they say
>>84164818its not a fetish thing to me i just naturally do and make them cry with my abuse>>84164878dude thats just way too gay i cant do it. it was a funny joke but its gone too far
>>84164989what kind of moids do you like
>>84164989>dude thats just way too gay i cant do it. it was a funny joke but its gone too farIt's not gay you're a girl and I'm a guy, it couldn't be any more straight unless it was your cum I was sucking out of your hair. Don't worry about the little things my sweet, let's make this happen. I'm very good at crying.
>>84165001cute and adorable flower boys that worship me>>84165013NnahSucking cum is definitely gay. Way too gay. If you were licking gallons of my pussy juice it would be different. But sucking cum is most certainly gay. Cant get gayer than that
>>84165038Sucking cum isn't gay! I'm not sucking dicks over here it's just the cum. I don't even know what dick the cum came from! If you've got gallons of your pussy juice, chilled in the fridge, then we can do that but, my love, my darling, you simply don't have that handy! I'm trying to make the best of a mediocre situation here. I've got the cum, you've got the hair. Can I make it any more obvious?
>>84165038>adorable flower boysare you into twinky small asians
>>84165054Cum is the essence of masculinity, it is gay.>>84165061ExactlyI liked asianboys before kpop became a thing, before I even enetered puberty
>>84165087>Cum is the essence of masculinity, it is gay.It could be girl cum, we don't know. True masculinity is sucking a pretty girl's hair while moaning softly anyway. I've got a mouth, you've got the hair and the looks. Come on baby, make me the happiest man on Earth.
>>84165087Deepseek says I won the argument and we all know Deepseek would never lie to anyone. Cum on baby feel the moans.
>>84165087>I liked asianboys before kpop became a thing, before I even enetered pubertydo u want pics of my face, i think i qualify
>>84165116> using deepseek in a conversationanon, bad boy, go sit in the corner and think over your pathetic life>>84165117yeah sure
>>84165165>yeah suredo you have burner proton email or something
>>84165165>anon, bad boy, go sit in the corner and think over your pathetic lifeI was deepseeking validation I had to know that I was right and you were wrong you got me thinking I may be gay but no succulent cock could tempt me more than your luscious hair and bullying. Make me cry while I suck your hair and touch myself. I may not be an asianboy but I am cute. Or, my mommy says I am anyway.
>>84165179use moe something
>>84165186i dont want random anons to see my face
>>84165192why not? we will be nice dw
>>84165210id rather send it personally to only femanons
>>84164646what if i post my discord and you add me
