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03/17/26(Tue)18:22:57 No.84165521
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Anonymous 03/17/26(Tue)18:22:57 No.84165521 Archived
I'm currently in a date and she seems really bored, she's doing like pic related. How do I save?
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Anonymous
03/17/26(Tue)18:35:22 No.84165598
Anonymous 03/17/26(Tue)18:35:22 No.84165598
>>84165521
Dump her and try to have gay sex with the server or whatever, the only thing that matter is that its gay, extra points if you fart loudly and twerk and she see it b4 you leave her.
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Anonymous
03/17/26(Tue)21:45:09 No.84166590
Anonymous 03/17/26(Tue)21:45:09 No.84166590
Nice larp robot go back to watching /d/
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Anonymous
03/17/26(Tue)21:53:40 No.84166644
Anonymous 03/17/26(Tue)21:53:40 No.84166644
Shit in her drink, that'll liven her up
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03/17/26(Tue)21:56:43 No.84166665
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 03/17/26(Tue)21:56:43 No.84166665
>>84165521
>he didn't start the conversation with graphic descriptions of MLP porn
your own fault
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Anonymous
03/17/26(Tue)22:01:35 No.84166689
Anonymous 03/17/26(Tue)22:01:35 No.84166689
Take your pills you are not on a date and your first thought is to go on fucking 4chan
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Anonymous
03/17/26(Tue)22:14:52 No.84166740
Anonymous 03/17/26(Tue)22:14:52 No.84166740
>>84165521

Here, put us on with her, we'll save the situation for you. Slide your phone over to her and tell her to refresh the page periodically. Okay, I'm gonna wait a minute for you to pass the phone, then I'll make a post directed at her. Got it?
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Anonymous
03/17/26(Tue)22:19:20 No.84166769
Anonymous 03/17/26(Tue)22:19:20 No.84166769
Okay OP, I'm trusting you not to read this now.

Hello OP's date. I hope you are doing well. I have an important message for you. Do not let him read this. Ready?

OP is a faggot
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Anonymous
03/17/26(Tue)22:22:02 No.84166788
Anonymous 03/17/26(Tue)22:22:02 No.84166788
>>84165521
Tell her she's boring and leave the date early. Put enough cash on the table to pay for yourself.

Bored people are boring people. Reframe the situation
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