Dear 4chan, It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking. We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.Here. Tomorrow at 01:00 (4chan Time), 4chan will officially come to an end."kek u cant do shit" Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us. You're probably all thinking "DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO" There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Gookmoot here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website. As of now, you have 3 and a half hours. The clock is ticking, gentlemen. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.-The Leader
Ironically 9gag is actually more radical and elitist that 4chan nowadays
>>84166201You know I really hope you push through with it
>>84166201Haven't seen this pasta in awhile. Also, 4chan already got pwned by literal redditfugees, so maybe so dying for good wouldn't be the worst thing.
>>84166201there was a time when this cringe was taken seriously on 4chan btw. its shameful. thank god libertarianism is over now