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How do I have sex with me gf 03/18/26(Wed)04:41:59 No.84168015

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How do I have sex with me gf Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)04:41:59 No.84168015 Archived

We have been together for a few months but no sex
Should I just ask her or what?

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)04:43:54 No.84168021

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)04:43:54 No.84168021

>>84168015
Kiss her then fondle bobs and put penor in vagena.
Trust me, I'm an expert.

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)04:46:58 No.84168036

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)04:46:58 No.84168036

Why does she have condom machine?

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)04:56:30 No.84168064

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)04:56:30 No.84168064

>>84168015
I don't understand how this occurs. It's like living inside of a chocolate factory and not eating any of the chocolate

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)05:15:47 No.84168150

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)05:15:47 No.84168150

>>84168036
It came with the house, really ties the room together, dontcha think?

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)06:19:03 No.84168394

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)06:19:03 No.84168394

>>84168015
>Should I just ask her or what?
yeah, dude. How else are you going to have sex?

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)06:21:57 No.84168403

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)06:21:57 No.84168403

This question (gender swapped) is unironically every other post on /r/twox asked completely earnestly by girls entering their ho phase.

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)06:26:46 No.84168421

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)06:26:46 No.84168421

>>84168015
how is this a thing why have you been with your girl for months and still not have had sex with her

are you both virgins?
have either of you even spent the night at the others place?

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)07:41:49 No.84168677

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)07:41:49 No.84168677

>>84168015
You tell her that unless she puts out, you're gonna leave her. That's not weird that's just setting boundaries as a man. You have needs, if she can't cater to them she's useless as a ''gf'' because it means she's just a roommate with extra steps. Fuck that.

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)07:56:16 No.84168743

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)07:56:16 No.84168743

>>84168015
>We have been together for a few months but no sex
That's fucking stupid.
>Should I just ask her or what?
Yes. Say to her 'Are we fucking, or are we breaking up?'
Don't be surprised if she says the latter. Seems like a sham, in any case.

Anonymous
03/18/26(Wed)08:15:32 No.84168829

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)08:15:32 No.84168829

>>84168015
>Is she the talky communicative type:

Then just ask her either directly or indirectly by discussing each other's physical boundaries and go from there.

>Is she the quiet, submissive, or cryptic and prefers you kind of feel her out:

Well now you have to gradually pull silent queues out of her, either by probing her friends/family, or her indirectly. Then pick a day, time to become a peacock for a day, plan some elaborate romantic gesture, be the assertive/dominate one the entire time, all while gambling a 50/50 if she'll go with it. Then after banging, then next day have the above conversation physical boundaries and queues so you can do less cryptic mind reading and needing to setup grand gestures unless for some reason elaborate grand gestures like a bird is her love language then your cooked.