I can barely cook scrambled eggs without almost killing myself :(I think I'll stick to eating sandwiches and chicken nuggies
Just put eggs in pot of water, bring to a boil, and then will pot with cold water and refrigerate overnight, easy eggs, nothing fancy.
Cooking gets easier the more you do it.Just be deliberate and mindful about it. Don't do it on autopilot or forget you left the stove on. Focus on it like on a videogame or gay porn or whatever.
>>84168257>without almost killing myself :(how?
>>84168265but, I want scrambled eggs and I want them now>>84168266yeah I guess I have to keep practicing, and I always check I didn't left the stove on (one of the few good things about ocd!) and why the fuck would I imagine is gay porn? can you stop thinking about porn for one second? >>84168267I'm exaggerating
>>84168293>and why the fuck would I imagine is gay porn?it was a saucy joke to get you to pay attention.you didn't really start cooking until you've made at least a hundred cooked meals. have to be gracious to yourself and give yourself room to fuck up and learn, as it's only normal when you're only starting out.
>>84168318oh I see.so I just need to keep on practicing then.
oh its you again, youll get the hang of it one day :Dlooking up some simple guides to ingredients and techniques could help save you time and effort in the cooking and cleaning, for when you do cook
>>84168401can you recommend some good beginner dishes?>oh its you again,hi! um sorry I don' remember who you are
>>84168418ill look through my bookmarks and get a few i think are pretty easy, ill be a minutealso, we didnt talk xdd, just remembered this image and a post talking about messing up food a while ago :p
>>84168465>ill look through my bookmarks and get a few i think are pretty easy, ill be a minutethanks!>also, we didnt talk xdd, just remembered this image and a post talking about messing up food a while ago :poh I see lol! I forgot what food it was, now I'm curious, btw if I don't reply anymore I probably fell asleep! but if you do post dishes, just know that I really appreciate it!
>>84168483>https://www.simplyrecipes.com/three-ingredient-cajun-alfredo-pasta-recipe-11905988>https://www.simplyrecipes.com/brown-butter-cacio-e-pepe-recipe-11897438>https://www.simplyrecipes.com/quick-and-easy-pad-thai-recipe-11890664>https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/8505574/easy-creamy-chicken-ramen/>https://www.allrecipes.com/chicken-teriyaki-recipe-8641256>https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/212636/japanese-beef-stir-fry/here are a few i think are simpler and better to learn with, and explain fairly well; there are "quick and easy" sections that maybe you can scan through to see if anything else seems like something you wanna tryi dont think youd have to worry about making sauces yet, im sure you can substitute with any bottled kind for most of the recipes loli hope this helped a bit, and hope you sleep well ^_^also, it was probably eggs xP
F. I love bacon and sausages, but fuck having to deal with the smell and clean-up.Same deal with pan-frying. TFW old cooker with eye-level grill. If I can't cook it in the oven, it's just not happening.
