How would you impress Madison Beer?
I'd start by wishing her a happy birthday. I do kind of love her.
>>84169022I mean considering the fact that she basically had a crush on xqc, to impress her all you gotta do is play overwatch, bite your nails and speak in a weird manner while being slightly funny
>>84169022i'd start by winning a playoff game
He fumbled her
>>84169022Man, she came into a restaurant i worked in, I had the chance to lick her fork and chickened out.
Design her a better outfit. Not via tailoring, but via 3D design, 3D tailoring.A lot of fashion designers use 3D modelling software to concept shit and some draw.
>>84169022I would beatbox the Among Us trap remix
>>84169022I try not to speak to brown "people" if I can avoid it.
>>84169410im imagining you accidentally licking the wrong fork and then finding out it was to some fat guy in the table over lmfao
>>84169550She's a Jew, she just likes to tan, retard.
I can't, she's a Goddess. Should have her pop moment soon if the other talentless products are all getting their 15 minutes.
>>84169550Faggot ass chud.
I think she the most beautiful woman in then world
>>84169022Get a matching nose job?
>>84169022Used up whoreNo thanks
>>84170075Alright, let's calm down a little.She's pretty, but to claim she's the most beautiful woman on earth is genuinely insane.
>>84169022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJVtFpZl7-Y
the only option is to kidnap her and brainwash her into being the perfect tradwife in our log cabin hidden away in the rockies where she will tend the vegetable garden while I bring back venison and chop firewood for our fireplace before which we wrap ourselves up in fur blankets at the end of the daya very different lifestyle to the one she is used to of course, but she will change her mind when our first child is placed in her lap and grips her finger
>>84169022I wouldn't. I would stand off in the corner pissing my pants and sloshing around in the puddle of my own piss, and that's what no one did.
>>84169664I don't think they're done pushing Sabrina Carpenter yet. She might actually age out. Keep in mind they only want to push pop girls for the gay bestie gaze now. Madison Beer isn't a fag hag.
>>84169022I'd do this. Makes panties drop.
>>84170185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A12-KN5UijA
>>84169022she seems to like these
