A man was on a walk when a little girl who was looking up at a tree, frantically, waved at himHe turned to her>Yeah?>Mister, I need your help, my cat is stuck in a tree!The man sighed, turned away and began walking again>Mister!!The girl cried outThe man looked at her, and said,>Not my problem.The girls face scrunched up>Mister! Youre not going to help me?>No. Go get your dad.>My dad left when I was three>Well maybe you should go find him, and them ask him to save your cat>Youre an asshole mister!>Hasn't your mom taught you not to curse, especially at strangers?>She did, she also taught me to spit at men who don't help little children when theyre in trouble>How did you go from a distraught kid to a bratty little fuck in like two seconds?>Looks like we're both cursing now, mr asshole>Youre lucky I cant smack little kids across the face>You should use that pent up energy to get my fucking cat down from the tree!>Kid, your cats gonna die in that tree, live with it>Only thing I'm gonna live with is-The cat jumped down from the tree.>OH MY GOD MUFFIN THANK GOD>Yeah, youre welcome>You didnt do anything mister>You never know, maybe the cat could sense how much of a stand up guy I am, and wanted get closer>You wouldnt even help an eight year old girl while she was in trouble, youre the least stand up guy to ever existHer mom yelled from inside the house that it was getting dark and that she needed to come inside.>See ya, kid>See ya, useless manThe man sighed and walked off>Man, these fuckin feminists are getting to the fucking youth.
