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when you accidentally got a boner for 10 seconds and now you have to take multiple trips to the bathroom to wipe the tip of your cock frequently for the next 15 minutes to keep it dry.
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>>84169949
Yeah I am also a heavy precummer but I just let it all come out then clean it all up at once
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>>84169949
>>84170246
heavy precummers, my people. Why are we like this its really annoying, one boner and its over, the amount that comes out if I jerk off is ridiculous. Do fellow members of the precum/Kult/ also experience ridiculous amounts of wet dreams? my record is 4 in one night.
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If I go too long without fapping i start getting the wet dreams.
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I must have really low T or something. I do not get wet dreams even if I don't fap for months and I DEFINITELY don't precum from boners.
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>>84170283
I am one of the guys you replied to and I have to do nofap for a week to start getting wet dreams, but I would get them more regularly when I was younger (teens/twenties)
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the only time precum comes out of my dick is right before im about to cum. You guys must have a sensitive prostate or something
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>>84170300
>>84170309
are we broken or are we ubermenschcoomers?
>>84170306
I get them even if I jerk off though. earlier in the week I jorked it, went to sleep and had 2.
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>>84170320
It might just be leftover piss in your urethra that youre mistaking for precum. If i take a piss and dont shake all the piss out and then get a boner some dribbles of piss are going to drip out
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>>84170327
i think we know the difference between left over piss and precum, retard.
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>>84170344
>>84170320
The sad part is despite having massive amounts of precum my actual cumshots are very unimpressive. Even when supplement and nofap and edging they don't shoot very far or very many ropes. Maybe 2 or 3 on the absolute best of days with all of above
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>>84169949
I have that every single day. I woke up with a boner and I go to sleep with a boner. The most annoying part is all that staining on your underwear that looks like a snail lived inside of it.
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>>84170344
if you get a boner and immediately get liquid coming out of your dick its piss not precum, retard
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>>84170361
Lubelet cope
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>>84170327
no because its an entirely different substance, its sticky and is more globular, thicker than piss, makes long strands if I touch it like glue
>>84170361
nope, precum is like glue, piss doesn't behave like that at all
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>>84170367
pissdick cope
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>>84170370
go to the doctor and get your prostate checked this isnt normal to have precum that soon
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>>84170380
I've always been like this though, I also lift weights 5x a week and eat only wholefoods so I'm healthmaxxed.
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>>84170372
Chicks actually love the precum, I feel bad for you
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niggers up in here can't comprehend wtf they're reading, it's that zoomer education.
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>>84170372
It's not piss you moron. The dick releases natural lubricant to reduce friction to prepare for intercourse. It has nothing to do with piss. Are you actually this ignorant as a grown man?
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>>84170432
having precum leak out that fast is abnormal and probably an enlarged prostate, go to a doctor
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i thought everyone got slime dick when they got horny.
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>>84170455
this nigga tryna shame me for being VIRILE
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>>84170455
Entirely false. In fact it's the opposite, if you don't have ''pre-cum'' your glands are dysfunctional. So it is ironically you who needs to see a doctor. lol
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>>84170472
i get precum at the proper moment i dont have a pre cancerous elarged microplastic prostate like you
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>>84170481
Get your T levels checked, unironically. I bet you dont even get wet dreams.
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>>84170489
i cum in my sleep 5 times a night faggot
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>>84170481
>microplastic
EVERYONE has microplastics inside of them, that is unavoidable in the west as it's literally hanging in the air. You breathe in a creditcard of plastic every day so this only shows how full of shit you are. You get precum when you're horny, which I am a lot. If you don't have it it means you lack the t-level to get excited enough.
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>>84170502
broken dick
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>>84170511
>i am high t because my penis leaks like a pussy

microplastic prostate
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>>84170532
>microplastic prostate
That's not even how plastics affect your body you fucking imbecile. What are you, 18? You have the knowledge of a fucking teenager. What is this? lol
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>>84170532
You mean my dick overflowing with virile cum? because im so high T that my body cannot contain it, unlike you with your shrivelled barren penis
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>>84170543
>>84170548
imagine getting a boner and immediately leaking everywhere lmao maybe you should put a period pad in your tighty whities
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>>84170563
imagine being unable to produce precum because you have such pathetic reproductive organs that you cant even summon a morsel of precum.
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>>84170563
I don't leak everywhere. I never said that. I said that it's normal for your dick to get wet when it's aroused. If you don't have that then you've got serious issues and I'd be worried if I were you.
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>>84170578
>>84170580
forget the period pads you might as well wear diapers
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>>84169949
but its so hot when it drips down your leg

>>84170361
even if its clear and sticky and tastes like precum??

>>84170380
im just always horny
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>>84170589
>wear diapers
>''I cum in my sleep''
Right, but you're the ''exception'' here, right? Take it with nature not me, faggot. lol
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>>84170589
women love it, they love a virile man and you cannot satisfy them with your barren penis.
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>>84169949
idk what is this heavy precumming , but that sounds ass

may god have mercy on you and fix your dicks(or just blame it for giving you weird dicks)
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>>84170595
i sleep with my penis inside a woman every night so its just cumming inside her
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>>84170604
Pre-cum is highly efficient for sexual intercourse. It means that when you have lots of sex you don't need any external lubrication. It's only a problem if you lack a female partner.
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>>84170616
>I cum in my sleep
>B-b-but inside a woman is what I meant to say
How convenient. Rope, nigger.
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>>84170622
sounds like jealousy sweetie
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>>84170625
Yeah no, you're making things up as you go. Fucking faggot. Why am I spending time with these children?
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small cummers BTFO, big cummers reign supreme.



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