If there was a cure for baldness, billionaires like Bezos would have used it. Am I wrong?
>>84171610Man look at you trying to bring billionaires into this like they got a secret menu for hair right next to the space rocketsFirst of all Jeff Bezos dont got hair because he made a decision alright some guys lose their keys some guys lose their hair this man lost both and said you know what im gonna lean into itYou ever notice that some dudes go bald and suddenly they got confidence like a bowling ball polished shining catching light from every angle meanwhile me im over here fighting conditioner bills like its rent got hair down to my shoulders beard looking like I just walked out of a wisdom commercialIm in the mirror like do I brush it or negotiate with it today because this thing got personality nowBut listen just because a billionaire doesnt have hair doesnt mean there is no cure it just means maybe he doesnt want to deal with it you ever have long hair in the summer you step outside and suddenly you in a relationship with humidityBezos probably woke up one day like I could regrow my hair or I could not feel my neck sweat ever againMeanwhile me I walk into a room my hair enters first like it pays rent my beard got its own zip code people asking me what products I use like I got a lab in the backSo are you wrong nah but you also assuming every rich guy wants to wake up looking like a shampoo commercial some of us were chosen man others they just got free time and less shampoo bills
>>84171610Maybe they get hard thinking of how women fucking them is actually a huge humiliation ritual.>Yeah, that's right slut. Look at you riding me, fake moaning wantonly like an absolute whore, debasing and degrading yourself on my mediocre dick, every drop of your hips making my saggy body jiggle. All this for a chance at my money, you dumb fucking bitch.I know I'd get a boner watching women ride me for the money. I'm a never-ever to 100% of women, but if I were rich they'd be lining up for some fucky-fucky sucky-sucky. I'd make them eat my fat ass and everything, and not give them a dime. Kek.
real redpill is that if being bald mattered so much billionaires would have invented it by now. in reality it's another mentalcel cope
>>84171610dont you still have to take hairloss meds even after a transplant? i dont see the point if you're still going to be taking meds your whole life.
>>84171610it's improper for a king to get a hair transplanthe's based for balding naturally
>>84171610guys like bezos became rich BECAUSE they went bald. they knew it was their only play
>>84171610Elon musk is a billionaire who was bald and fixed it
I love Wills because he deliberately did not medicate his baldness. He is literally noble. To cope about allegedly 'bad genetics' is to concede to being an insecure bitch -- #1, and would be to concede that he isn't high born because he has a deficiency of some kind --#2. No. To be royal is to have everything. He owns me, for instance. I'm his subject. That doesn't bother me because it means the libtard the masses elect is bot head of state, unlike in U.S.(I'm not a bald who's coping. I have hair. I just know balds are virile)
>>84171610Bezos too much of a cheapskate to fix his lazy eye I doubt he'd care about his hair
There is. It's called a hair transplant. Elon Musk had one.
>>84171646If I was rich, I would ogremaxx for sure. I'm not surprised most historic kings looked like unwashed slobs.
>>84171610Rich people are not very smart. See: celebrities who get bogged. You'd think they would know better, but they don't. Just take finasteride.
>>84171610There is a cure, it just sucks and only works if you just started balding
>>84171610Bezos went bald before becoming rich and the royal family can't go for an beauty operation.
>>84171610youre supposed to get your transplant when youre about to or have just started to bald when you go full bald like picrel its just over for you just get a wig then>>84171654look at the richest guy in the world elon musk's before and after
