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Anon, have you ever accidentality grabbed a woman's chest?
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>>84177766
This has zero replies be cause nobody here has ever been in the vicinity of 3D women
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no, but I had boobs pressed into me a few times
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>>84177766
women have grabbed my chest and it made me feel vulnerable
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>>84177766
Yes. I used to play quidditch with the Harry Potter club when I was at uni. It's a mixed gender game so you'd often accidentally grab a bit of boob when you went in for a tackle.
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Only purposefully
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>>84177766
No, if I did now I'd get an instant boner as a grown man. I already have to look away when I see a hot woman in public. Let alone touch one.
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>>84177766
>Would play "nervous game" with ginger emo girl in 9th
>We'd place a hand on an innocuous spot on each other's bodies and progressively move it towards an erogenous zone until someone said stop
>Game was just an excuse to molest each other so neither of us obviously never said stop
>Never had sex

>Flirt and playfight with a redskin mutt athlete with a perfect body in 11th and 12th grade
>Manhandle her, bearhug her from behind and press on her tits with my forearms, she'd smash her tits on me, we'd sit in each other's lap and in the same chairs, I'd put shit in her cleavage, felt her up for some scene from a play we had to act out in AP Literature and we'd tease each other and joke about it and we'd still do it to each other after well after were done with that skit
>Friendzoned me because I pussyfooted around asking me out and our flirting got more intense after she had a bf
>Tried to monkeybranch to me and drag me out of the friendzone years later and I spilled spaghetti and reminded her that we never dated because I'm an oblivious autistic retard who can't make first moves
>Never dated never had sex

>33 now haven't had any female attention at all in 5 years
>Never had sex

Haha yeah
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>>84177766
I accidentally threw a haymaker at my middle school crushs chest in dodgeball once. It curved harder that I wanted it to.
At least we both laughed about it when it happened.
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i have touched them, not grabbed them. there was this other time where a very tall woman on the subway pressed her tits against my shoulders - neck area



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