How's it going busty femanons?Hooe this thursday is treating you well
>busty women on /r9k/very polite way of saying fat chicks
We should have a big boobs compeTITion for fembots to see who has the biggest bobs but to prevent the fatoids from winning we do it as weight of the boobies divided by weight of the body so biggest ratio wins. Fembots sign up now, winner gets a mystery prize (my penis in your butt)
>>84178289My A cup bust is heavier now because of my period so I feel like these hefty honkers qualify now
>>84178323Do you have heavy flow? Do you use pads tampons or free bleed? How many panties do you go through? Do you get clots? Would you let your boyfriend collect your menstruate, freeze it, and suck on it like a Popsicle? What does it smell like? Have you tasted it? Do you paint with it? How long do you bleed? Do you ever get it late? What volume of discharge is there?
>>84178323based attitude, welcome to the thread
>>84178364I have medium flow. I use pads only. I go through two or three depending on how often I shower. I do get clots. Sure why not. It smells like iron. I have not tasted it. I do not paint with it. I bleed for 3 or 4 days. I dont get it late. Discharge is a normal amount.
>>84178378Thank you for answering my questions. A follow-up. I once stole a used tampon out of a trash can in a McDonald's bathroom and brought it home to steep in boiling water. The tea was weak but it got me where I wanted to go (cum town). I later developed a strange rash around my mouth but it went away after a two months without treatment. Upon reading this story, are you more or less willing to date me?
>>84178391I dont date people with AIDS
>>84178364>anons will post this and wonder why they're single
>>84178399No I'm certain it was not AIDS. There is no symptom of AIDS related to topical rashes. In all likelihood it was the seed oils present in the air of the McDonald's which had absorbed into the tampon and then damaged my skin. Would you be willing to give your used pads to someone who is not dating you for the express purpose of sexual gratification via tea making and ingestion?
>>84178391inb4 you got HPV and are going to get throat cancer
>>84178412A very cheap way to get used tampons and pads is to dress as a woman, go to public bathroom stalls, reach into the menstrual product bin and stuff them into a bag. If anyone calls you out, scream how transphobic they are. Much better and fresher than me sending biologically hazardous materials through mail.
>>84178403I thought women would appreciate my interest in their periods. Most men are afraid of periods.>>84178428I don't believe HPV causes that kind of rash>>84178432We have trans bathroom laws in my state so I can not impersonate a woman and do this. It also lacks the personal touch. I wish to know the woman who produced the menstruate in the same way I wish to know the cow which produced the milk I drink. You would not have to use the mail, I would simply move in with you. I will, of course, pay for your period products but I will not be paying rent as my funds are limited and my anti-psychotic medication eats up most of my meager income.
>>84178455Its fine I am willing to move in to whatever based state you live in. We should marry so I can get a green card, however you can never have sex with me because that increases the risk of pregnancy, and that is the enemy of periods.
>>84178473If you move to me you will need to find a place for us to live. I am currently rotating between several homes which are unoccupied due to their owners being away. I think this is ok because I do some cleaning while I am there. We may get married for a green card, but I take marriage very seriously and if you leave me I will report you to all relevant government agencies as well as post about you on r9k incessantly for years. Sex is off the table, I am not interested in it. My penis rarely works anyway which is related to the meds I am forced to take by judicial order. I am also infertile on account of my parents being siblings. Should I leave my contact details for you? I am quite excited to have my very own menstruate producer. I will treat you as well as my disorders allow me to.
>>84178505Sold, Anon. I hope that you will continue our blessed marriage even after my womb shrivels up and I hit menopause. I will make sure to funnel feed you lots of period blood through the bars of your personal human-size cage, as well as enrich the rest of your diet with yummy yellow discharge. Maybe all of your disorders are due to malnutrition, and this is exactly what your body needs. My pussy juices might be the cure!
>>84178558I am ever so happy right now. At this moment, I am euphoric, as they used to say. I can not wait to begin feasting on your various fluids. You seem to have said something about a cage, you have read my mind. I love small, confined spaces. They remind me of my childhood. Will you also hit me and scream at me? I do miss my mother, I pleaded with the judge not to give her the death penalty but the State is a cruel master. Please contact me at your leisurexxSimbolicOfAManxx on RuneScape
>>84178588Yes, my dear fiancee. I will take good care of you. You may call me mommy, and I will make sure that you take all of your anally administered medications regularly and on time. I will only hit you if you decide to be loud, but if you cant help it, there is an easy fix, my darling. I have used it only with my pet dogs before, but cutting off your vocal cords should work just fine for you too!I would contact you on RuneScape, however I got IP banned for reenacting the Holocaust :(
>>84178650My darling lover, my new mommy, I am over the moon right now. My anally administered medications must be given roughly as well, my anus is loose so they have a habit of falling out. I am mute so there will be noise but if you wish to hit me I am sure that I deserve it. Will your dogs live in my cage as well? I have had bad experiences with dogs before. I am quite scared of them. If RuneScape doesn't work for you you can try my neopets account at666FaerieGrundoDungeon666I know the name is edgy but I was only 22 when I made that account please forgive my childish missteps.
>>84178669I am so attracted to you. I take everything back. Stop taking your meds and make your dick work right now! I will rape you with my bloody cunt.
>>84178711If I stop taking the meds they'll lock me up. I'm court ordered for the next 6 months because I had a little episode in public. No one got hurt but it was a whole thing and apparently everyone is quite mad about it. I will probably cry if you rape me because it will remind me of my bio mommy and I miss her a lot but please don't stop no matter how much I cry or beg. I know I deserve what you're doing to me I've been a bad boy my whole life.
>>84178730What happened during the episode, baby? Mommy wants to know.I like seeing cute inbred boys like you cry, so I will be extra rough. I will also have my pet dogs fuck my ass while I ride you. Its okay, they are vaccinated.
>>84178764I thought I was being chased by some people at the grocery store so I took my clothes off so I could run faster. This upset everyone and they began yelling at me so I panicked and threw myself into the milk display which caused a big mess. I started screaming that I would spit on anyone who tries to get near me and said that I had diseases, people stayed clear but they were all being so mean calling me names like crazy or psycho. I pissed myself and then ran and barricaded myself in the bathroom. The police came and tried to get me out but they couldn't open the door cuz I locked it. Eventually they pepper sprayed under the door and I ran into the wall opposite and knocked myself out. I woke up in the squad car and then spent a while in jail, went before a judge, explained the situation, and he promptly ordered me to the mental hospital. It was awful. Your dogs may fuck my ass as much as you please but only if they're not vaxxed, I don't trust those chemicals.
>>84178801That sounds so unfair, my darling. I cannot believe they treated you that way. You deserved at least to be anally raped in a prison, but oh well. I remember something similar happened to me after my dad and mom shot themselves simultaneously right in front of me because allegedly I had put so much shame on their bloodline that they could not go on. After that, I started thinking I was a man and would stuff my panties with socks to make it look as if I had a penis bulge, which I would push into the behinds of unsuspecting women on public transport. Anyway, that kind of stopped after my fake bulge slipped down my leg once and ruined the immersion.I need to sleep now because my 72 hour LSD trip got me super tired. Would you like to see my used pad before I go?
>>84178900I wasn't anally raped in prison but I was forced to suck on two different penises. I didn't like it at all but they kept calling me good girl and that made me cum eventually. My dad got shot by mommy but he lived for a while after and mommy told me it was my fault so I kept apologizing to him but he'd smack at me. When he died we buried him in the backyard but the police found him a few years later with the others and mommy had to go away. Could you push your panty socks into my behind? It sounds very intimate and romantic I wish my mommy had done that to me. You've got LSD? I want that but the meds probably wouldn't work with it. I want to see your pad mommy I want to suck on it and get all your yummy bloody in my mouth please please I'll be the best boy in the world for you mommy.
>>84178927Here you go, baby. Cherish it like those dicks you sucked in prison.
>>84178945I would lick it and suck and fuck it until all the blood was gone and it'd be so clean you could reuse it I love you mommy thank you thank you mommy!!
>>84178951Youre welcome baby. Next time you can get the blood straight from the source.
>>84178967Bleed in me until I drown mommy I want to die with my lungs full of your menstruate that's how much I love you
>>84178977Youre being such a good boy. I love you too baby. Go to bed now and wake up from this dream.
>>84179005Ok mommy it's early but I'll be a good boy n sleep now when I wake up will you be there with your bloody cunt?
>>84178289>>84178945crazy to see how 11san posts, abandons his threads, and then they derail in the most randomly possible ways.
>>84179015I will be, and my cunt will be even bloodier for you. Now close your eyes and dont touch yourself until mommy says so, okay?
>>84178945Fake pic. Period blood is blue .
>>84179036I like lots of blood I'll lick it all up mommy and make you really clean. Ok my eyes are closing n I'm not gonna ever touch myself again until you say so
>>84178364you genuinely need to be put down like cattle
I wish I was busty so fucking badly. Its not fair other girls get to have big boobs but not me. Fuck genetics
>>84179079>makes men act retarded around yoube careful what you wish for
>>84179033OP "abandons his thread" because he's too busy being the fetishposter.
>>84179079im imagining you have big boobs right now
>>84178323Chestlet cope
