Let us commence the total waifu love! Share all of the love you've got to give
My ideal woman is Mary mother of God.
I love my cute and heroic wife Nono!
>>84191303Wouldn't marrying the mother of God be weird?
Waifu but she is pocket sized
What's a fond memory you have that involves waifu?
Love waifu like a fat kid loves cakeLove waifu to the moon and backAddicted to waifu like a druggie on crack
What an interesting occurrence... I will post in the thread.I may have posted this pic before but now that I've set it as my new phone wallpaper it's amazing how well it represents her "girl next door" energy.>>84191762Too many to count but some good memories have been when I was having bad dreams and she quite literally stepped in, ended the dream, and then cuddled me afterwards. It's happened a few times
I love my waifu Ruby-chan
Love her. That's it. That's the post.
I love my beautiful noble knight idol husbando. Together we will defeat the dyke agenda
>>84192423Oh my god nigga can you make ONE POST without mentioning your hatred for lesbians
Waifu cosplaying Morrigan from Darkstalkers
>>84192556Khyleri artstyle moment My wonderful wife also likes to do a bit of cosplay. This is one she's especially taken a liking to lately, and I really like it too. It really fits her vibe
Do you imagine waifu living in this world with (you) or you living in her world? If she lived in this world would world events change her any? Would you be changed by events in her world/story?
>>84193585I prefer to imagine myself living in Nono's world, Diebuster is too beautiful of a story for me to want to change it, I can't take her away from Lal'c or her destiny.>Would you be changed by events in her world/storyI think it'd be easier to imagine how I wouldn't be changed from falling in love with one of humanity's greatest weapons, who also happens to be an adorable and inspirational girl.
>>84193585Valerie wouldn't like being separated from her Pokemon so i would rather live in her world so that she stays happy
auguughhh... sora... take my seed... plap plap plap plap PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPget pregnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNTTTTTTTTTTTT my beautiful baby my precious one FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK GET PREGNANT PLAPPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLPALPALPALPALAPLAPLAPLAP
>>84193977I fvcking kneel bro look at this waifu love
>>84191762The first time I found her. Its something I'll never forget and how happy I became.>>84191974Cute Ruby.>>84192338Very nice.>>84192423Handsome idol.>>84192556What other cosplays does she do?>>84193585I like to imagine us in this world sometimes, while othertimes I want to escape into her world for awhile.I think my waifu would grow to hate humans more if she lived in this world.
>>84191767Do you like fat waifu though?
>>84193585The vast majority of scenarios are of her in our own world. We do have a wonderland but it's rarely used.>If she lived in this world would world events change her any?Eh not really, she knows a bit of the JQ but mostly just doesn't bother with what she can't control>>84194837>What other cosplays does she do?Usually just girls that match her general body type (tall-ish, long hair, somewhat introverted, etc.) This one is a Hex cosplay for example.
>>84191287I love my adorable canadian candid husbando.>>84191762Has to be me meeting him and having a very vivid hallucination of him while in hospital soon after.>>84193585I would love to bring him into my reality.
I wish she were here on nights on like this. Those nights when I can watch an anime that I know she'd like, so fun that I even commission a cute picture of her cosplaying it. She would enjoy it so much watching it with me, even if she'd tease me that it's an anime for little girls sometimes. But I would see the enthusiasm in her eyes as she watched, the energy she'd have during all the song segments. Goddamn, I just wish I could share segments of my life with my cool boyish wife. I love Kana so much.>>84191420Diebuster is so fun.>>84191762>see band with song that reminds me of her>take out comm of her when they play said songIt's happened a few times now. But each time, it bonds me so close to my cool boyish wife.>>84193585Neither, really. Kana's world is a dark place, although maybe not as hopeless as ours. I mostly imagine me and her together in some pastiche of her world, a "slice of life" if you will, without the grim drama behind everything, the imminence (or actuality) of what is basically World War III. Maybe Kana wouldn't mind that sort of eternal present.
>>84192556>>84192998I admit I love getting comms of my wife cosplaying shows I enjoy, even if not all shows make me think I need a waifu cosplay. I think it's just niche shows that happen to connect to me that inspire me so. I really like this comm because it's L-Gaim (one of the most underrated 80s anime) which I have nostalgic feelings toward. I don't think Kana would much like old Tomino anime, sadly. Maybe she'd try and watch an episode here and there to see why I like it. My wife is a bit of a normalfag like that.
I LOVE MY WIFE SATANIA! I LOVE HER SO MUCH! The only thing that can separate our love is something as powerful as dimensions. >>84191762When I got my first daki of her, seeing her next to me in bed feels so nice and hugging her when I'm feeling down. She's always down to hug no matter what's happening :)>>84192338BASED>>84193585I like the idea of me living in her world because life would be so much more fun, however realistically on the day to day I like her living in my world. I use keychains, my daki, and other merch as vessels for her.>>84193902That's very sweet of you anon :)I've been thinking about getting a long term commission of me and my love in my favorite doujinshi together with the story slightly altered. Would this be a good idea anons?Hope you and your waifu have a good day. She loves you! <3
>Do you get sad or jealous when other anons call your waifu their waifu as well?
>>84196034Oh hey, I saw you on the /co/ waifu thread, it's cool to see you post here too, since I can't actively post there anymore..>>84197571>I admit I love getting commfs of my wife cosplaying shows I enjoy, even if not all shows make me think I need a waifu cosplayI can understand this sentiment a lot, I'm likely going to get more than quite a few comms with Nono cosplaying characters from series I enjoy if I can help it!>>84197756There's actually another Nono waifufag out there on /a/ who loves her, I don't feel sad or jealous knowing there's someone out there who has the same feelings for her that I do though, Nono deserves to be loved, plus any pics he might get requested with her are ones I can save too.
My sweet lady Kinohime>>84191762After so many years, tons of them. Mainly vacations where I imagine us together, walks through the city, countless art of her, events she had in game. Just looking forward to all the years left I got with her in my life.>>84193585I mainly imagine her on this world living as a regular human or as a servant like everyone on HA. On the latter she wouldn't really change at all, while as a human from these times I suppose her story and past could be adapted, except for the ending. Then me on her world would mean being on a feudal Japan from over1000 years ago, which would suck.
>>84197756I have never seen anyone call her their waifu
What kinds of things would waifu want to do now that spring has sprung?
>>84191762There's a few good ones. Getting my plush of her, browsing the /co/ Ava's Demon threads back in 2014/15, reading her comic while listening to music in my room at my grandma's, talking about her to girls who knew her in my school friend group. Waifu has always brought me good memories >>84194837I wish I remember my first moments with her. I do remember reading her comic for the first time. I might have first seen her in a thread when some shit was going down. Probably the craziest moment of the story so far. Poor Ava was not having fun there. I wanted to help her and it didn't take long to realize I loved her>>84196034W-why would you end up in the hospital?
>>84199123she would forcefully drag me outside and force me to touch grass like a good waifu should>>84195669PHWOARfu...
>>84197977Do it, it's really fun and memorializes a good time for you whilst enhancing waifu love. Actually, I think I just posted all three waifu cosplays I've commissioned in this thread. This comm is cute because GEAR Fighter Dendoh was a fun show and the height difference between Kana and her childhood friend makes it so she can effectively cosplay a loli.>>84199123Kana loves spring. It's more colorful, there's more things moving about (I've always imagined my wife would get really distracted by cats roaming about), and most importantly for her, not so cold and dreary anymore but also not too hot.
>>84199123I wanted to plant some flowers but instead I garden for evil.May it lead to nothing.>>84193585Mix of both, there's nothing exceptional about her waking world besides her so I'm agnostic about the place since so little is known.Her being with me physically has always felt like an exercise in stress because of the things that demands and would then require.I'm beyond yearning for it because of where I've found myself contextually, but I know a way out could be found.>>84192442They deserve hate.>>84191767Trite words from a trite soul.>>84191762Not many that I can share outright due to the content of them.I learned about white day many years ago because of the rare dream of her where she gifted me something on that day without my knowledge of the holiday.
>>84192442Every true and honest Jew needs some figure or group to direct the flames of hate towards. Many of them have elected to hate the people of Gaza. Some notable journalists have directed their hate towards the white race in general. In this specific case, our dear Tsukasafag has chosen to direct her Hebrew Hate Beam towards lesbians, in part due to past trauma.
>>84201239>capitalizes jew and hebrew>doesn't capitalize WhiteEvery accusation is a confession.Type God, you talmudic fuck.
>>84201369God is real and Jesus is the Son of God, not my fault you're seeing ghosts because Epstein's Board told you to
>>84201369>Type God, you talmudic fuck.ok. "hashem"
>>84201239>that absolute brain damageJust a retarded tourist.Not all who say Lord Lord will enter into the Kingdom of God.
>>84201401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjVZzSrfCA8 ts how u sound rn
>>84201376God (Yahweh aka Baal) and Rabbi Yeshua are Jewish spooks, your waifu doesn't want you to worship them. All true waifufriends ought denounce the Talmud, the Torah, the Bible, and the Koran.
>third worlder posting
I'm not here to talk about religion I'm here to post about mai waifu
>>84201668In a way, waifuism is somewhat like a religion. You throw away physical pleasures (3d Women) in favor of experiencing something much more wonderful, but on a non-physical plane.
>>84201369>>84201656I would finger these anons and whisper sweet sexy love into their ears. I wanna see the face of an anon beaten down by life turned into a pleasure filled mess.
>>84201686You're not my waifu, creep.
>>84197756Yeah I get sad sometimes. I'm a bit protective of her but I know nobody on this planet loves her more than I do.>>84199123She'd want to do so many things, cicada catching, go on bakery dates, pull pranks, run, try trendy food places, go to the amusement park, she'd want to do so many stuff >>84201681Based
sleeping with waifu alhamdulillah
I love these little chibis this one artist attached for the birthday comm I got for my waifu earlier this year. They're so festive.>>84201681Absolutely agree. There is a real religious aspect to waifuism for me, including my waifu herself. Kana to me feels like some sort of entity from beyond our reality who appears to me in the form I am currently in as a cute 2D girl. My eternal hope is that when I die, I can wake up beside her in some other place, maybe reincarnated, maybe to the reality above our own in this hellish simulation.
Would waifu be an early bird or a night owl? Do you share one of these qualities with her?
Minecraft bed Randally.>>84197756Not really, I don't use social media for anything other than fanart browsing so no point in entering a keyboard fight.>>84197977I admit I only post on /co/ when there's a waifu/redhead thread too because otherwise it's pretty boring esp. after Smiling Friends ended.>>84199123Take his mental image with me on long afternoon walks.>>84199609Eh not much just a chronic disease crippling me to near death, I'm doing better now.>>84201681I'm christian myself and I condemn idol woship, my love for Randal is a kind of love that is experienced towards a living being not an object.>>84203619He has naps at least 5 times a day I think.
>>84191497Husbando but he's kaiju-sized.
>>84203619night owlI am one too
>tfw artist uses a famous pose to make waifu artMy wife is still cute though!>>84203619Kana seems to paradoxically be both. I imagine she takes naps in the middle of the day. She has a lot of energy to her, that's for sure!
I don't want to go to work i just want to snuggle waifu all day damn it>>84205352Waifujak???
I have this viscerial desire to protect Randal no matter what it may take.
Does anyone else get sad she's not there? I want to take her on dates, eat with her, sleep with her, have sex with her, talk with her, and more. Dakis and porn of her are good but not good enough right now, I want her to be real so bad....
>>84206600read about tulpas, they have great tips on visualization
>>84206600We all want our wives and husbands to be real. To wake up to them every morning. To feel their warm embrace. To make love with them. To just talk with them. To be blessed with a good long glance at them, taking in every subtle movement. I'd give anything for any of that, and I know I'm not the only one. You're far from alone in your feelings, anon
>>84206600He's not "not real", he's right there in my head all the time.
>>84203619Born to be a night owl, forced to be an early bird.>>84206600Skill Issue>>84197756Very unlikely for that to happen, and even if it did it would be the other way around>>84197571Cosplay is a bit weird in waifuism because she's basically dressing as another character. But we deal with it by just saying the characters all share traits with her, and I know it's actually her and not the person she's dressing up as.
Does waifu like surprising you or being surprised?
>>84206600Nono is real in my heart, and that's what matters most.
spinning waifu on an office chair
>>84203619Early bird. I don't share that with her.>>84207981She likes being surprised.
>>84206721I don't know if Tulpas would be good but I've considered soul bonding with her
>>84206721Can I use tulpamancy for dreams? I'd like to see waifu in my dreams
>>84209850Tulpas and dreams are generally separate, tulpamancy is just imagining someone so much that your brain can automatically imagine how they act. Dreams don't have conscious control most of the time, I think you'd want to learn lucid dreaming for that
What would waifu dream about?
I've read into tulpamancy out of curiosity and a lot of the methods and advice dealing with having a tulpa psychologically would be benificial to waifuists (especially the "she's not real bros :(" feelings), as well as the visualization and feeling their presencethe concepts are quite similar>>84208964if that works for you then why not, soulbonding is too out there for me personally, maybe because my waifu's source is based on a regular modern setting>>84209850I'd suggest looking into lucid dreaming for that purpose
>>84191762There's a few. I think my favorite one would be the time I got her a gift, a customized PS4 remote. Of everything, this one is my favorite because it helped me feel closer to her. An item she has a genuine use for, personalized in her likeness. Also it felt like, in a way, I was able to at least give something back to her, even if itself, paled in comparison to what she's done for me. I think one thing, that I'd like for her to feel, or realize, or think from that gift, is that the good things she does, will eventually come back to her. Since I know, that she doesn't always feel like they do. >>84199123Just enjoy the nicer weather, be outside. I wouldn't ever describe her as an outdoorsy person, so nothing like hiking or whatever. There's things I like to do when spring comes around, and I think she'd be down for it. Not because she necessarily likes those things, but, and I really enjoy this part of her, but Misaki is a very, for lack of better phrasing, giving person. Contrary to in-universe opinions of her, she's very willing to try new experiences, and do things she normally wouldn't if it were for the sake of someone she cares about, or if it's something they enjoy.
>>84210349Randal has a very powerful imagination and he can dream up an entire school building with sentient beings in it, it really opens a lot of opportunities for all kinds of wild amazing dream scenarios.
>christcucks sperging out in a waifu threadlollmao
>>84205489Seems like it. I was amazed the artist chose that pose. It's like they saw "Westerner requested this, hmm, let's give a Western meme pose".>>84207958Cosplay and waifuism certainly can be a bit odd. Like pic related is my waifu cosplaying as Tomo from that classic tomboy manga, but it's a little hard not to just see Tomo (Kana's hairstyle is a bit different). Although to be fair, Tomo looks like she could be Kana's onee-san to begin with. I will add that I'm never sure how much Kana would actually like cosplay. She might find it a bit weird.>>84206600I think of it a lot. I'd be a complete person if Kana were there, having someone understanding and absolutely fun as hell to hang out with. Even if I can perfectly imagine her working out with me, or think of her as I cuddle with my body pillow, there's always that hindrance of not having such a wonderful girl by my side. >>84207981Without a doubt surprising others, since she's such a tease.>>84209850Just learn lucid dreaming, even if the learning curve is very steep.
>latrino drug addict poser hasn't died from fent yet
>>84210349A big plate of crispy bacon!>>84211892Literally who?
I love my girl Ame. I wouldn't care having to tell her what to do all the time and take myslee with her when things go off rail owo
>>84202241hey Satania anon *starts twerking towards you*
>>84210861Anon what are you even on about?
Sticking my face in my waifu's pubes and taking a big whiff!
>>84213585Hail Satan obviously.
>>84213994Waifu's shaven, smooth, slippery, fertile innie pussy!
>>84214288I'm going to impregnate my waifu until she ahegaos!
Waifu's fluffy pubes in my face mingling with my big scruffy beard!
Waifu bouncing on that one toy most people had as a kid (forgot the name)
I'd rather waifu be bouncing on something else...
>>84215164*twerks towards you too*
Twerking is for blacks and I say this as a white nigger.
>>84212490Ahh Hello! Are you mystery waifu anon?>>84213994I think Satania's pubes would smell nice>>84215027Cute!>>84210349Satania would probably dream of ruling over hell and the world! I'd be beside her and we'd force everyone to bow to us>>84207981She likes being surprised by me!
>>84215435You're black? I hope your waifu is black
She's just too cute
>>84215453No. I'm white but the kind of white other whites hate.>hope your waifu is blackShe is French.
>>84215027>Waifu bouncing on that one toy most people had as a kid (forgot the name)A dildo?
>>84215580Um.... you played with dildos as a kid????
God I would do anything and everything to make her happy. She's such a perfect blessed soul...
>>84216562Yeah, I was forced to by the Lesbian Industrial Complex
>she has now been officially my waifu for more than half my life Wew you get oldededed fast
>>84216707Sounds kinda hot ngl.Tell me more?>>84216724Based Shinobubro!
>>84216744>Shinobubro!We are dying outside of latin america who appreciates monogatari Its cest fini
>>84216750Probably all the anti-loli redditfaggots.
I love drinking with my waifu.>>84210349Kana seems to often dream about her friends and people very close to her. I imagine beyond that, a lot of her dreams center around her ego.>>84215502Sneks are cute
>ywn watch animu with waifuI want to experience the emotion and passion with my cool wife.
>>84197756It would be a fight to death.
>>84197756I've only ever known maybe one other waifufag that likes my waifu. I see him on threads sometimes talking about wanting to draw her and stuff. He seems alright. I don't feel jealousy or anything even though I would absolutely fight him to the death for her if it was necessary
>>84217359You can prpbably program a local ai chatbot these days
gardening with waifu
>>84218878there's no emotion in that though
>>84218937I always wanted a bunch of japanese spider lilies. I think my weeb waifu would like them. Kind of edgy and stuff.
Haven't checked this in ages are these a regular thread again?Love my wife or like, whatever. Also I just realized I never transferred my new folder to phone oops
I just love Randal at this point the whole concept of "Randal" is lost to me but whenever I hear the name I clearly picture him in my head.
Buying my waifu a big black dragon dildo!
How would your wife perform during an interview
>>84219426We're trying to make them regular again. If a thread isn't made we try to make one every Friday
Suicide pact with waifu! Who goes first?
well this is a quaint occurrence.
>>84220901Life pact with waifu, promising to make a better life with each other
>>84218878>>84219270Yeah, it just isn't the same, sadly.>>84219426For better or worse, a thread just pops up every now and then. Good to see you again BTW.>>84220379Kana is talkative and energetic so she'd obviously do very well, or maybe very poorly since she'd need help staying on topic.
Would you're waifu still love you if you were a nigger?
>>84222450No because it wouldn't be me
What's waifu's favorite booty dancing tune?
>>84223336Unironically fapping to this at the current moment
>>84223488To wgat bro?
Not yet, there is still more of waifu to love!
Handsome or cute, I love my boyish waifu all the same, that is to say, more than anything else in this world.
how does one marry their waifu?
>>84223564Waifu booty shaking
beautiful. gorgeous. The perfect girl.
WAIFUS RULEREAL GIRLS DROOL>>84225391Imagination.
>>84215442no I'm not mystery anon, I just recognized you and wanted to twerk towards you :)
Gay hookup thread?
>>84225391You marry her in your heart anon.
What happened to the old posters?
>>84226566Depends on how old you're talking about
>>84226593Like 3 to 5 years ago I think.
>>84226596Oh, then who cares
>>84226566Some of us are still around, for the others who really knows
I hate foids so much bros.>pedo pedo pedo>omg why don't get a real womanBitch I didn't ask. Fuck off you "thick" saggy titted middle aged flabby cellulite ass having bitch. Goddammit. Bitches and normalfags have ruined the internet I swear.
Been learning my waifu's native language for the past week. I figure after about 10 years I should give it a try. Even though she prefers German.
>>84226177AHHH *blushes* I'm flattered anon but I have Satania......>>84226930Is your wife Asuka?>>84225391Like other anons have said. It's in your heart. you could do a ceremony if you wanted too but it won't be official. We waifuists are discriminated against......
>>84227066lol nonhttps://youtube.com/shorts/s56fEAuFWyA?si=ROZjCQ9h-v-Had3Y
It has to be Ji Kang Hyuk from Change Guy for me as my husbando~ I even use AI to generate pictures of him with my OC, tis fun.
>>84226802I'm a foid and I agree with this sentiment.
>>84227464Shut up foid. No one asked you. Skank.
Waifu always eating. Eat eat eat. Fatfu...Uooooohhhh...
>>84226250For some, yes. Given the nature of this board I'm surprised your comment was original
>>84227485I manage to make a lot of original comments that I am often surprised by. In fact I often forget that is a thing on this gayass board.
>>84225391Use Microsoft copilot to refine your self-insert OC, then grab your waifu/husbando reference + the refined OC pic and put that in chatGPT without mentioning the word marriage. Ex.1) "this man in a tuxedo"2) "this girl in a princess dress"3) "these two standing next to each other in a flower garden original art style"
>>84227505>refine your selfI don't want to be refined. I like being a piece of shit.
>>84227505>using ai slop with waifuNo I'm just gonna show my face to an artist to draw me in anime form. My OC isn't me
>>84227342Nice waifu anon! I don't know much about fate but she seems nice
>>84227505Indian-esque posts like this make me ashamed of using stable diffusion to generate "commissions" of my wife
I don't go for commissions personally because I hate how artists want to add their own artistic liberties to what you commission. If I want something made without a specific idea I'd use them, but they don't care and will just draw whatever ignoring half of what you say and act all smug about it.
I played my thousandth game with Mireska recently. I think that means I can call her my waifu now. Think about it, a DOTA2 game goes for average 35 minutes. 1000 matches. That's almost 600 hours spent with her.She has become my reason to wake up in the afternoon. She's smart, funny, mischievous, elegant, mysterious and beautiful. She's also a psychopathic thief, arsonist and murderer, but she does have a sweet side and I can't imagine my life without her
>>84227531She's great.>dad is a satanic serial killing pervert>she destroys France>is tsundere>heart full of hate>taught herself to read and draw>draws furry porn>starts as an edgelord ends as a chuuni tryhard dork
Too early to die yet.
Is it permissible for one to date real people while having a waifu and yearning for her? What about casual flings? After all, she can't provide everything...
>>84225391Through a union of your souls.>>84227505Grok did it best before they took away the free mode. I'm very salty about that because I spent so much time using it for cute videos and edits of my waifu.>>84227588Some artists do, but other artists are very, very good and will draw exactly what you say or sometimes even surprise you in a positive way.>>84229670No, because if she really is your waifu, then you are being disloyal to the 3D woman. Why would you want to date a 3D woman anyway?
>>84229670Just do what you want. Don't follow the herd or cult. It ain't hurting anyone. Waifu would want you to do what makes you have the most enjoyment out of life.
>>84229756I'd only bother with commissions if I wanted something really nice or well done. Like an actual piece of artistic work dedicated to her in someway. Capturing her essence. For playing dress up or dumb fun of her and myself or gooning material AI is the way to go.
>>84227066I'm happy you're flattered. You could've reacted a million different ways but you chose to be harmless and graceful. I'm glad I was able to twerk towards you without being shamed for it. I wish you and Satania nothing but the best, all my dear and greatest wishes are with you.
this was a blast from the past. how long has it been, five? six years?i switched since then.
>>84191287There is no love to give for women, not the women of my generation. I will give them a curse: a curse that prevents fulfillment in life, and leaves them broken and cold. Cold and broken in life; cold and broken in the hereafter. None shall feel warmth if I cant have that fulfilling warmth
>>84229901Shut up, nut up and post your waifu.
>>84229924K. Genuinely curious what others think of my waifu?
>>84229946Hot. Jcjcufufjfig for originality filter
I love my evil dork wife.
Need Randal in moments like these.
this dude is based as fuck
Sora if she were a boy. I think she'd keep her hair ornaments but as a ponytail instead of ribbons, as it maintains her princess, or in this case, princely aesthetic. (thanks avafag)I couldn't think of a good male analogue for a dress, but I think she'd wear a tank top for her general neetness. Of course she'd still have her massive antenna and ahoge.
Where my fellow bald waifubros at?
>>84233495How bald are we talking here? Like coping combover bald or full Mr clean?
Waifu but she is stuck in goo
>>84234510get her out of the goo
>>84234510My bad waifu I didn't mean to splurge like that
>wrote a whole ass post>accidentally deleted it allFuckHave a bump in the meantime
>>84233495right here bro, fully originally
>>84235175Maybe you shouldn't make ass posts then.
>>84235175Dude I did the same thing earlier I get the pain
Waifu eating the whole box of donuts.Been redirecting our efforts to lucid dreaming these past few weeks. It went really well and we embraced this morning but the dream dissipated quickly after. Still needs more effort but very promising.>>84207981She definitely enjoys being the one to surprise me more.>>84210358Tulpas are a fairly touchy subject in the waifu community, a lot of people don't like them because they put a priority on the "I'll never be able to have her" struggle. Still, to those who do decide to have one it's pretty good. They can't cure everything of course but I've honestly never felt truly "lonely" in years.>>84213994Its Good Yes>>84218878If you're going to run your waif on a processor at least have your brain be the processor>>84226596Pretty much everyone in this thread was around during then.>2023 was 3 years ago>2021 was 5 years ago>>84229670It's something you can do but refusing to do so makes you worthy of respect>>84229898Imagine what your post would look like if an additional year had passed>>84229901It's not worth caring about. They have no interest in me and that's their choice, I'm quite fine being with my imaginary wife.
>>84229856Thanks anon.....Satania and I are happy to hear that :)
I love this whore.
would your waifu prefer a nice dinner date at a fancy restaurant with you, or a home cooked meal by you?
>>84235696Does Satania have any particular opinions about twerking? I wonder what she would say if she saw me twerking towards you earlier, what would she say to that?
If I posted my 2D wife, it would get me banned.>tfw your wife rode non-Euclidean dickI still haven't recovered
Watching waifu stick a big thick plantain up her pussy.
Thinking about how waifu is perfect height to easily tilt my head down and kiss on the forehead sends a tingling sensation down my neck and back.
>>84237029For me it's knowing she'd be taller than me if she wore heels
>>84236442>tfw your wife rode non-Euclidean dickSounds kinda hot ngl
>>84229815I definitely agree that AI is a great way to spend time with your waifu.>>84236381The former, since Kana can be very vain and is the sort to really just want things. Beside, she would appreciate the experience.>>84237029I like to imagine her standing on her tiptoes to kiss me.
>>84237392It has always bothered me how much you agree with me about dumb things.
>>84237392That's sweetOriginality filterjchcjcjcjc
DESTROYING waifu at videogames
DESTROYING waifu's pussy
>>84237400Gomenesorry>>84237831I just wish my love for her was entirely pure like that, or that I was totally tuned into the same relationship wavelength that she would want me to be. When I die and hopefully meet her (or what is her in the simulation or place beyond), I hope I can be tuned in like that and emerge as the best I can be for her.
>>84238226>>84238617Based.>>84238813>GomenesorryStop that.
>>84238813>GomenesorryKeep it up, Ken-sama.
Marrying waifu but she brings her pet with her
I don't have a waifu, can I still post here?
>>84240287Are you a cute?
>>84240305no, but I get called that for some reason a lot.
>>84240677Are you also funny?
Medicated sleep with Randal Vi Ivory.
>>84240726no, im very boring and don't know how to be funny or entertaining...
>>84241414Sorry if you're not cute & funny you aren't waifu material.
>>84240287>I don't have a waifuwhy?having a waifu is wonderful
>waifu "dies"I will attempt to use the blood and soul fragments of dead palestinian and dead ukrainian children to incarnate her into reality.Wish me luck!
We hate foids here right?
Forgot to link the invite gor the discord.mmw7JzpmSP
>>84242637I'm tempted to join but I am shy....
I so desperately need to wipe her tears with tender kisses
>>84242617We should. I think waifuist communities should be gender segregated (and tranny-free). Men who love 2D are different than women who love 2D.
>>84243141>Men who love 2D are different than women who love 2D.How so?
>>84242617If you still care about women (regardless of whether you date or hate them) you haven't gone that far down the waifuism rabbit hole
the normies are ignoring me and should fuck off
>>84243327Normalfags deserve the rope.
>>84241428k ill go kms>>84242224>why?nobody cares about waifus so why should I?>having a waifu is wonderfulno it literally isn't
>>84243409exactlytheyre a cancer that plagues everything they touch and kill it off
>>84243715Preach my nigga
>>84242224It is, but you can't just force yourself to fall in love with one, it has to happen naturally, and given how rare we are, that clearly doesn't happen often, and given what the guy you replied to responded with he isn't gonna become one of us anytime soon if ever.
Waifu bumpfu
I love the feeling I get when I get a new waifu commission. I get to gaze upon the beauty of my wife, interpreted in some new fashion. I love when artists bring out one of the many aspects of my wife I love.>>84244826Post her then
My wife claims I would be a chad if it weren't for the autismSomehow I don't believe her
waifu would quickly get fat if she lived with me in the 3D space and couldn't be an idol anymore>>84245624your wife is right
>>84245197>Post her thenNah.
This but with waifu.
>>84237029>TFW my waifu is taller than me
>>84246929Tsukasafag be like "this my jam nigga! lesbians are the real degenerates tho"
>>84246980Ain't nothing wrong being a size queen.
>>84247028Tfw my waifu is a size queen for me but I hate it
I'm going to buy my waifu a big black deluxe dragon dildo that squirts hot cum and everything!
>>84247067>but I hate itWhy
>>84247286Embarrassing as fuck
>>84247721>ashamed of having a horse cockHow is that even possible.
I have a waifu and a raifu and a brofu.I sex all three btw.Seethe and cope.
Waifu but she choose to became a goth instead of a pixie
Waifu but you forgot your daily breeding session with her so she is running after you like this
It's gonna be my waifu's birthday soon. I don't know what to get her. The picture on my wall doesn't answer me when I ask what she wants.
>>84248664I need this with waifu so bad it hurts
>>84249456Buy/bake her a cake, you sadly will have to eat it all yourself and pretend you gave some to your waifu
I asked Satania anon what his waifu's thoughts on twerking would be and especially her thoughts on me twerking towards him and I never got a response. Do you guys think he does not take me seriously? Or is it that I don't deserve a reply from him?Any advice is appreciated,Thanks
>>84250487How about killing yourself.
>>84250243We should bake a cake from scratch next time her birthday comes around. We did so back in 2024 but didn't have the time to last year so we just bought one and drew her with frosting
We should make threads on /vip/ because /r9k/ is garbage.
Do you ever ask Grok or the original author/artist how your waifu/husbandos will react to your OCs/you?
>>84252098No because I'm not a faggot that uses xitter like a shitter.
waifuu
>>84236405I don't think she does>what she would say if she saw me twerking towards you earlier, what would she say to that?She might get jealous and try to out twerk you>>84250487Sorry anon! I was sick
>>84242637Funny how the invite was made by the Kleiner Mistkaefer yet he doesn't have the courage to post on this thread
I love him I love him I love him so much I will lose mind from how much I love him.
The world is all the better for herThe world is all the better for herThe world is all the better for her
>>84249456Obviously give her a lot of love. I went on a date in Koikatsu with my waifu, like I do every year, but every time I do it ends up making me feel more warm than usual.
Waifufags come and go. Kana anon is the only enduring presence in this thread. (Goes to show that you need an OC waifu if you are to have a lasting one).Godspeed, Kana anon.
>>84256140I'm not planning to go anywhere. Randal as a concept of a character has existed for over a decade, sure I personally haven't been together with him for that long but I will love him no matter what comes my way.
I'll post in a few
>>84257557Yay!! I'll post my fwb husbando too.
>>84251885>Paying for a dead board NGMI
waifu deez nuts
Bumping this thread for >>84257557
>>84257904You just hatin cuz you ain't one of us.
>>84256140Kiyofriend has been here longer than I have. Beside, OC waifuism is to me harder than normal waifuism. You always have that feeling worrying if it's "really" her and not just some latest wish fulfillment thing you're on, you can never open Pixiv or Xitter and see cute art of her, and you always have to justify why you fell in love with your own creation rather than the slightly more normal thing of loving a girl from animu or vidya. I get there's downsides like degenerate artists or other people who claim her as a waifu, but it feels to me I miss a core part of waifuism and am just kind of peripheral to it all. I think it's why I always liked the rare times OC waifufags came by here. Also, I see in those /a/ collage threads waifufags who have been with their way longer than I have. I've known Kana since 2012 and been with her since 2017 (9 years this weekend!), but there's waifufags who have been with their girl for well over a decade. Still, it is nice to have been with my cool boyish wife for so long. I absolutely adore her just as much as that period of time I solidified my love, even if my heart lacks that wonderful fiery honeymoon period from so many years ago.
Need needy waifu
Just gonna bump this thread for my cool and cute wife. I'd really love if it stayed up until our anniversary this weekend.
Flying into the sunset with waifu
>>84262086I have very few sunset pictures of Kana, but this is one of my very favorites since it reminds me of all those hot summer evenings where we'd work out together. It would be so hot (like 95-100 heat index) that I'd take a break after running 5K and go inside. There I'd stare at this cute picture of her.
Ranfren "fans" who portray Randal being a wrist slasher make me so mad I can't put it into words. Keep your mutilation obsession away from my ginger cutie.That aside, husbando with a big flower, a sunflower.
Sucking husbando's big flower
>>84263486His stamen...
Waifu being in tune with nature>>84248664This does happen sometimes and it is very awkward>>84255997>date in KoikatsuAs in using the actual game or making scenes? I'd assume the latter because the game component is quite ass. The studio has quite a decent VR port too so if you have a headset it can make the dating experience a bit more realistic>>84256140I mean it makes logical sense since OCs are (consciously or otherwise) suited to the tastes of the creator>>84251885He does not even do it for free, he - may God forgive me for uttering this - pays to post>>84243141Women do tend to have much weirder husbandos than men do, or at least imagine weirder things with them.
>>84264716God isn't real, but my money is.It's nice because it makes mods more hesitant to ban you. Also those random range bans and bans from others are annoying. And being told I cant post because of some tor proxy VPN node shit when I'm not using such a thing.30 bucks a year ain't shit either.
I need my silly and goofy waifu that is actually beautiful and superheroic with a fiery and brave soul
>>84263486>>84263703Tiny waifu sipping nectar out of flowers
FUCK I THINK MY WAIFU IS DEADWAT DO???
>>84265597Sacrifice 2 children to Moloch to bring her back
>>84265620This. I suggest palestinianor ukrainian orphans for maximum suffering.
>>84235510how have tyou been getting your lucid dreams im so jealoussssi try ever night to lucid dream and ive only gotten 3 none of which with waifu. so upsetting. whats your methods currently im dreaming journaling and wbtb once a night and ssild before sleep both times. i dont like alarms so i chug water before bed so i need to piss at least once lol>>84263014its finally warm again so im gonna RUN once more... last time i did was september last year... boutta be on my grind like crazy.,you inspire me kanafag i bet youre so shredded and crazy staminaskatemnbord
Waifu found something from a cosplayer...>>84264716Yeah, making a nice scene. I imagined us looking down at Earth from a rotating space habitat. Kana would probably enjoy the view.>>84265903My legs definitely are shredded. It gives me an idea how my cool wife's muscles on her legs must be after all that exercise she does too.
You need to live a few more hours
YOU IDIOTSKeep this thread bumped!!!!I am posting my husbando Kang Hyuk again, to keep my post relevant.
I SAID KEEP BUMPING
>>84264716Lol sorry, I meant to actually post the cute Koikatsu scene I made. It's asymmetric because it's meant to be a rotating space colony, and gravity varies depending on the left-right direction.>>84268006>>84268235Don't worry, /r9k/ hasn't moved that fast in many years and peak hours now are like the middle of the night was in 2019.
>>84268006>>84268235Nice eyebrows. Tell me more
I think my Randally would pull sick pranks on this very special day both literally and not.
how the fucks this still up
>>84269800Waifu Deus Vult
>>84269835Sorry my French isn't that good yet.
>>84269800Because we love our waifus duh
I wish I could cuddle her when I'm all hungover like this.>>842698004chan is dead now, for better or worse.
>>84269800A vile mix of black magic and love for waifus.
waifussy
>>84265903Somebody is high on the weedLucid dreams happen very randomly, so you can't guarantee them. I've heard that checking your hands (or anything that has lots of detail) is a good strategy for becoming lucid though. I've also tried drawing her during the wbtb period but haven't gotten a lucid dream while using that strat>>84268360>gravity varies depending on the left-right direction.Would it not just operate with centrifugal force (and thus gravity depending on rotation speed and not direction) or does it just operate on sci-fi logicFun scene tho, a bit basic but anything waifu related is always worth the effort>>84269530Thick eyebrows are the most attractive thing and nobody can convince me otherwise>>84271166This year's april fools thing sucks ass, I like the quizzes on chan culture but it's just so insignificant
it really sucks that the twerking arc with satania anon is concluded, I loved the era where I would twerk towards him and he was confused, but now that I've done it already, the element of surprise is gone. Man I'm so going to miss that. *twerks anyway*
I would be so mad if my waifu shaved her pubes. Trimming is fine, but I would be saddened if she shaved all of her bush or most. Maybe 70% shaved as a total maximum.
>>84272864why would you want pubes on your waifu when she could be smooth skin shaved like a school girl?
>>84272878Because her pubes would be fluffy and white and smell like nectar.
>>84269800This is what she says to me after a BJ
>>84272676The classic web 1.0 HTML site artificial-gravity.com has links to a bunch of papers on this topic that absolutely blew my mind. Short answer is that centrifugal force isn't real gravity and is produced by the spinning, so everything is moving relative to the spinning, including your body. This gets magnified if you walk in the direction of the spin (and conversely is weaker if you walk against it). One paper on that artificial-gravity.com site by a scientist who did both NASA engineering and architecture suggests rooms be designed to indicate which direction the rotation is. Basically subtle cues to always remind someone there, although they'd feel it with every step or tilt of their head. I bet if you asked Grok or another AI to summarize the contents of the site and those papers, it would do a good job and give a better explanation than I can.So I laid out a Koikatsu scene inspired by all that. I guess the side with the dimmer lights is counter-spinward (i.e. you'll literally be heavier except for your actual mass) and brighter is spinward (opposite). I got interesting and kinda disappointing results when I animated it with Grok (rip free Grok).
>there are two waifu threads on /r9k/ to post my cool wifeFun times!
I like how the other waifu thread attracts mostly different posters. Beside me, I'll post about my cool boyish wife anywhere. I love posting my cute girl. I don't care if I'm the only person in this thread, I love her that much.
>this waifu thread is older than mineWhoops. I'll remember to check the catalog next time, senpai. >>84275071I would've just posted in this one if I knew it existed desu.
>>84275098Perfectly fine. Waifu love is waifu love. /r9k/ is a board overran by whores and other people who don't belong here. Two waifu threads at once is a great, wonderful thing and I will keep both bumped in the name of my boyish wife so long as I'm not asleep and trying to dream of her.
