Bridal Carry EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>84153975https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84153975Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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my mom was touching rubbing my thighs the other day while I was talking with her
>>84204048>rubbing my thighsHot. Did you reciprocate?
>>84204054n-no, I would feel uncomfortable doing that to my mom
>>84203972Mommy's big fat pussyhole!
>>84204057Your mom lives by the golden rule anon, she treats her son how she wants to be treated
>>84204057Only CHADSON gets to do that
>>84204077does that mean I can touch her chest? she touches my chest a lot>>84204084I'm the chadson, my brother is fat and his hair is not as nice as mine
>>84204088>does that mean I can touch her chest?Yes
>>84204100I do wonder how she would react if I actually did that
>>84204109probably start crying and kick you out
>>84204122>rubs his thighs>doesn't think she'd take a cheeky boob grab in strideBad opinion
>>84204122yeah probably, I wouldn't do it obviously
>>84201505>i want to. not sure i deserve him. He's your brother, he will forgive you, you absolutely deserve to feel him embrace you again.>can't forgive myself for them dying. Remember that it wasn't your fault.You did not kill them. For our ancestors merely making it to adulthood was considered a major achievement, some of us lose that lottery, almost every woman experienced the grief of losing a child. But a child will not blame its mother for wanting to give it a future.>so scared.We're here for you if you want to talk or need a little encouragementGet in contact with your brother.If it feels too hard write down a summary of what you want to tell him beforehand. You've been talking to me and others for the past few days and we're big bad scary internet people not someone who loves you even one hundredth as much as your brother loves you.You can do this. You don't have to do it all at once, little steps.If the weather is good where you are then sit out in the sunshine until you feel better.
>>84203972only CHADSON can bridal carry mom
>>84205351rlg is a chadson? He needs to hop back on the mommylove wagon then
My mom was touchy before I hit puberty
>>84206173Has she done anything since then?
>>84203972Last Week's UpdatesUnnamed Son anon>>84164873Brosis>>84166491Poetbro>>84173391D-cup anon>>84178630Unnamed Son anon #2>>84181154Unnamed Sister anon>>84185888Unnamed Son anon #3>>84187944Unnamed Son anon #4>>84188299Does anybody have some ideas for what to name the new people?
>>84206196Nah but I remember her making me show my cock when I was just barely pubescent
>>84206239Most mums are curious if everything looks ok down there
>>84206239Do you have any desire for her?
>>84206251Who knows. I remember her touching my ass and dick a lot, especially at bath/bed time
>>84206254Not really? I was curious in her pussy but this was years ago
>>84206272>I was curious in her pussy>inIs this a typo or is there an interesting story?
>>84206358Curious about my bad. I was also curious about my dad's dick fwiw
>>84206231>Unnamed Sister anonDepressis
One of my earliest memories is of seeing my mom putting on a swimsuit in her room with a teen boy from our street sat on her bed watching. I've fantasised a lot about what was going on in there over the years.
>>84206645sorta fits but needs something way more upbeat
One of these days I WILL solve wordle in one try
>>84207269>3 MsIs there any 5 letter word pertaining to mothers that uses 5 different letters?
>>84206231thanks for the rollcall, I'm #3Was waiting to post again until I had another decent pic of my mom.Didn't get one but I did have a couple i didn't post when we went to the beach
>>84207568>>84192710Your mommy is gorgeous anon>Any vague gesture of affection that goes beyond just a sweet hug or something tho is usually met with a very "short circuit" like reaction from my mom, tho, not sure entirely what that might mean.So she's not much of a snuggler?
>>84206231>>84207568Maybe his nickname should be tennis skirt son, since he said she wears those with a liner in them instead of wearing panties
>>84207568Does your mom ever actually play tennis?
>>84207888He said in one of the threads over on /trash/ that they play tennis together twice a week
>>84207372BAKER BUSTYLOVERMILKYIDEAL
What makes a mother receptive to her son's advances?
>>84207724Thanks, anon. I know she is, it drives me fucking crazy>So she's not much of a snuggler?No, she was when I was little tho. We shared a bed until I was about 11 or 12 and she'd always say "come back to me" if I rolled over and didn't have my arms around her. I did the same thing apparently when I was really little, like 3 or 4, she said I would say "come back" if she wasn't holding me. >>84207888>>84207919At least once a week but we run 3x a week together and tend to just spend most of our time together in general.reposting my personal fave creepshot I have of her at the moment. I want to get more but I'm too chickenshit.
>>84207568Damn, you NEED to get some of that
>>84207568>abandonment trauma where all we have is each other sort of thingYou can work with that. Not sure how to get around her not being very physical though
>>84208966Damn that's sweet anon, you gotta find a way to get back into the snugglezone
>>84208966How does she smell after running? Do you have a pic of her tits or one that shows the shape of her ass?
b u m p ing for the night
>>84208966>we run 3x a week together and tend to just spend most of our time together in general.I'd say your chances of success are quite high
why do you want to fuck your old pudgy mothers?
>>84210585The one's that have done it mostly have fit or curvy younger mothers
>>84210599all of the supposed real videos i've seen are of fat boomers, save for and a few younger 3rd worlders
>>84210620That says more about the type of people that make amateur porn than the attractiveness of mother-son couples
>>84210628so how do we know that the hot ones do it then?for the record i think this shit is so weird and sinister. weirder than than parents wanting to fuck their children.
>>84210639>so how do we know the hot ones do it then?Anecdotal stories from this thread with photographic proof and rumors about certain celebrities>for the record i think this shit is so weird and sinister. weirder than than parents wanting to fuck their children.I assume you had a normal childhood with a non-broken home and are extrapolating that on everyone else. What would you say about a case of a widow that had her son very young whose abnormally close and doting parenting style leads to the son falling in love with her?
>>84210655>I assume you had a normal childhood with a non-broken homea bold and incorrect assumption>What would you say about a case of a widow that had her son very young whose abnormally close and doting parenting style leads to the son falling in love with her?i would say he can think whatever he likes, but that he should know better than to act on it.
>>84210668>a bold and incorrect assumptionWell what was your upbringing like then? Is it partially the reason for your curiosity leading you to click on a thread you find weird and sinister?
>>84210674parents split up when i was 8. father is an absent narcissist. i suspect he is a pedo. mum worked her long hours to provide for me and my siblings with next to no financial support from my father, so she wasn't home a lot.i was extraordinarily and unhealthily attached to her as a child. i slept in her bed most nights when i was 10 or 11. i cried during every school camp because i didn't like being away from her. she went to the U.S. for a week or so when i was 9 and i cried the whole time and slept in her bed. the obsession started waning around age 12 (i'm 26 now) and now i hate even hugging her.>the reason for your curiosity leading you to click on a thread you find weird and sinisteri'm intrigued by incest. mommy/daddy stuff has always baffled me though.
>>84210711>obsession started waning around age 12 (i'm 26 now) and now i hate even hugging her.Why did things change?>i'm intrigued by incestDo you have a thing for one of your siblings or extended family?
>>84210718>Why did things change?probably just classic teenager leave me alone i'm so deep and mysterious get me out of this town shit. i didn't want anyone touching me at all during my teen years.>Do you have a thing for one of your siblings or extended family?no i'm not attracted to any of my siblings. when i prepubescent i had a crush on my older cousin. quiet, cute, ginger, kind of nerdy type. saw her two christmases ago though and she'd shaved her head lol.all of my aunts and uncles are 58+ and unattractive
>>84210738So you have personal experience of attraction between cousins, and presumably think siblings would be fine too? Why is a child being infatuated with their parent so weird to you?
>>84210750i just think it's a different ball game. cousins and siblings are on the same social level. you don't have that nurturing, protective relationship with them. i don't understand how someone could view a caregiver in a sexual way... to want to be THAT intimate and vulnerable with them. to need your mum to make you cum.
>>84210773>i don't understand how someone could view a caregiver in a sexual wayIf a parent gave their child up for adoption and never knew them until they were adults, would the child being attracted to the parent still be weird?
>>84210782damn man what is this 20 questions? i'm curious but i just don't have that desire inside of me personally, and i think it's the most strange of all incest pairings.
>>84210782but to answer this... in this scenario the parent would not be the child's caregiver. it's a different dynamic.
>>84210800>damn man what is this 20 questionsI found your view of incest strange and felt like picking your brain. Most people have the opinion of either all incest pairings are ok under certain circumstances or the normie view of all incest is bad
>>84210818fair enough. in general, it's not something i'm a proponent for. more of a morbid curiosity.
>It's dick inspection day, sonanon
>>84204541>>84206645>>84206851sisabled for a neme? on disability for ptsd. don't need a nameduring the day the pain isn't bad enough to bother him. when it is bad enough he's asleep. don't even know why i keep not calling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POAphSedu_c>Don't wait too long to come home>My, how the years and our youth pass on>Don't wait too long to come home>I will leave the front light on>With a flick of the wrist and a turn of the key>You'll just fall in my armshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcCdhaZhklQ>You were the only one who understood me then>You're the only one who will
>>84210782Look up genetic sexual attraction events
>>84210914>SisabledI like it.Talk here, normalise it internally then it'll be easier to talk to your brother, people find it a lot easier if they can get their feelings off their chest and properly analyse their thoughts.Maybe tell us how it started?
>>84211162grew up in a foster home. it sucked. we looked at each other a lot during puberty. lived together after high school. we talked about it. 'would it be so wrong to have sex? we love each other. we trust each other. we share a bed. we looked at each other that way already. we have needs. who would know? who would care?'
>>84211308Foster care is a real lottery, not always bad but when it is bad it gets real bad.How did you find your experience with it?Are you older or younger?
>>84210711All I hear in your post is a bunch of pseudo psychological buzzwords that every whiny tiktok feminist uses to excuse why she's such a cunt.Then you turn around and explain an exact scenario in which someone might get emotionally and thus physically and sexually attached to their one stable parent figure that they have an urge to protect.You're literally projecting, which is what narcissists do. Real narcissists have a hard time empathizing with others and project their own problems onto other people.>how could they do that? There's no way I could do such a thing
>>84210773>i don't understand how someone could view a caregiver in a sexual way...If you ever caught your mom bending over naked out of the shower, heard her masturbate, found her nudes, etc. you'd understand
>>84209352I'm kinda obsessed with her ass and legs>>84209397>>84209401Not to say that she doesn't show affection, sorry if I gave that impression, she still hugs me a lot, we even give each other massages occasionally. It's if the physical contact gets too weird I guess or reminds her of something. She had one other relationship besides after my dad and when they broke up several years ago it seemed to traumatize her a bit, she very clearly has this whole>I must not be attractive enoughor outright rejection of sexuality in general because it's caused her pain kinda thing. She falls asleep in my bed every night, tho, she all but demands I put on some documentary or something for to watch in my room before she sleeps and says my bed is more comfortable than hers. Without fail every time she passes out within 30 minutes >>84209866That was actually my first post in these threads about her. Not sure which general # it was but after getting too horned up I got the nerve to grab her tennis skirt when she was in the shower after a run and I could not stop inhaling the scent of them like a fucking dog.>shape of her ass?not really, best are some of the pics I took when we were at the beach last but I don't have a ton, pic related
>>84211761what an incredibly smooth skin, she looks so healthy
>>84211761>she sleeps and says my bed is more comfortable than hers.What?? You sleep in the same bed? Every night?!
>>84211761>picrelThat's a risky shot, this better not be a larp, tennis anon
someone mentioned tennis?
Sons of tennis moms need to give them a grand slam!
>>84211822Yes but she goes back to her room once she falls asleep. Like typically around 11 or midnight she'll want to watch something, she doesn't like watching tv or movies in the living room because she says it isn't as comfortable and she hates commercials. I have adblockers on everything or I'll use fmovies or something so we can watch whatever she wants or I'll pick something random. Typically within 45 minutes she's passed out, both of us laying in my bed. I'll usually let her sleep there for half an hour or so or until she starts snoring and she'll typically wake herself up and I'll ask>Is it time for bed, ma? Then she'll get up and go to her room. Kind of our nightly ritual, she says she doesn't sleep as good if we don't do that.>>84211776>>84211835She's always been pretty focused on her health and fitness, she's a personal trainer and focuses on running and cycling, stuff like that. She's done several marathons and ultramarathons too, completed one Ironman race as well and finished second in her age group. She's on roller skates in the beach pictures which is how I got halfway decent creepshots. random creepshot, apologies for the scribbles trying to remove anything too doxxing.
>>84212382>Is it time for bed, ma? >not holding her close and saying "come back to me" if she pulls awayBig mistake
>>84211308What is your favorite memory of your brother?
What is it called when you feel an equal amount of lust for your mom and for your dad?
>>84212382>Is it time for bed, ma?you sound pretty young. what are your ages?
>>84213073Electripus Complex
>>84213073Bisexual parental complex? It's not common enough to have a catchy name, that's for sure.
>>84203974Things are quiet here so I'm mostly spending time with the kiddo and taking care of work stuff. >>84210914>>84211308If calling is too much then text him. It doesn't have to be anything long or deep. Just let him know you miss him.
>>84213732What are you gonna do when there's 3 ravenous mouths demanding you feed them waffuh?
>>84213915My waffle maker can do 4 at a time pretty quickly, so if I make big enough batches of batter it won't be too bad (assuming they don't all demand completely different foods, that would be an actual nightmare). It's going to be a hectic few years, but it will be worth it down the line.
>>84213575kek>>84213723I wonder why it isn't more common, for me nothing is hotter than this. Perfect threesome
>>84214179Because it's the intersection between two already small groups, name incestuous and equally bisexual people. Most that are bi tend to lean towards one side or the other and wouldn't be attracted to one of their parents.
>>84213073it's called being based, bicest is hot as fuck as a fantasy
>>84211761>we even give each other massages occasionally>>I must not be attractive enough>She falls asleep in my bed every nightAnon...You just might have a chance.Have you thought about getting lower during massages or taking a picture at night (check beforehand if flash or sound is accidentally on)?
>>84211761Pic shows off her ass really well. Do you have any of the front where you can scribble over her face?
>>84203972How many people ITT play sports or other games with their mom?
>>84211748i have vivid memories of showering with her at eye level with her hairy vagina as a young child and it does nothing for me
>>84215402Where did you go where people automatically assumed a younger man was her husband?
It's that time of the week /mcg/ where I share an inane tidbit from my life that involves my mom>decide to order pizza for dinner on saturday>mom specifies that she wants a large pan pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms>she's the only person in the house that likes mushrooms and she never eats leftover pizza>I tell her she should get a medium since she never eats leftovers>she gets the large anyway>2/3 of the pizza now sits in the fridge uneaten for 3 days and almost certainly will remain so until it gets unceremoniously tossed in the garbageWhy does she do this?
>>84215825just pick the mushrooms off and eat it you mong
>>84215851The mushroom juice infects the cheese and makes it taste gross
>>84215825It's something that mine does as well anon, like we are about to order pizzas and she always says that she'll eat an entire one when halfway through it she's already full and doesn't touch it anymore.
My gf broke up with me (25) and I moved out of our apartment back to my parent's place. Moved in just before Christmas and everything was normal until about a month ago.It was the weekend and I woke up with a raging boner, so naturally I decided to take care of it. I was in no hurry and decided to enjoy myself a bit. My mom (43) was up making breakfast and came to my door to ask if I was going to eat. I kept quiet hoping she'd assume I was asleep. Unfortunately I left my door unlocked and she decided to come in to wake me. I was completely naked going to town on it as she walked in.>"Mom?!"I manged to stop jacking off but the surprise made me start cumming. I laid there shooting ropes onto myself as she stood in shock and watched.>"I-I'll make you some eggs."She left and I took a quick shower before joining my parents for breakfast. Mom played it like nothing happened. After my dad left to take a shower I went and apologized to her but she said it was her fault and that it's natural to get pent up after a breakup.After this whenever I thought about it I'd get horny. Pretty soon I was on here lurking incest threads. I don't know if these threads ruined my brain but I think I'm getting signals. Whenever she talks to me now she touches me, she's teased me about how much I came.>"I thought you had a hose between your legs!"A few days ago she complimented me saying I'm bigger than my dad. I was just wearing pajama pants so my dick immediately tented my pants.>"Speak of the devil."She walked away saying I should take care of that. I went to my room and left the door unlocked hoping she would come in again. Instead I just gooned for an hour while thinking about her.I made this post because my dad is away on work and she wants to stay up late and watch a movie together because she's lonley. She asked me to bring my blanket for us to share.Is this it? I wasted time edging while writing this so I dont have much time for replies. Any advice?
>>84215861This is correct, almost all toppings leave trace taste behind, especially mushrooms and veggies
>>84215904Just enjoy the snuggles and see where the night takes you
>>84215931Hopefully I don't ruin it by acting weird. I don't know if I'll be able to keep it down.
>>84215977>I don't know if I'll be able to keep it down.Her reaction to the last time you weren't able to tells me you'll be fine
>>84215904Ok, I'm leaving now. I may take a bathroom break in the middle of the movie and post an update. We'll see.
>>84215904anons try not to lie challenge
>>84215904>>"Speak of the devil."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9n0LrZWb_A
>>84216055Did she end up riding you on the couch?
>>84216055Sorry for the wait. There was no intermission and after the movie we went to bed together. I'm far too tired to write out what happened. I'll be back tomorrow with full details.
RIP little sister, no brother would ever fall so low.
>>84216974>sister will DIE without brocumEven in this scenario, normies wouldn't think incest is the morally correct choice
Big sweaty mom tits!
>>84214579>Have you thought about getting lower during massages or taking a picture at nightNo but that's a good idea>>84212413That might be cute actually>>84213077Not really, I'm 27, she's 53>>84214601Maybe, I'd have to look through our beach pictures but a lot of them from the front are blurry or she's out of focus. I've posted most of the better ones I have of her unfortunately.
>>84218352I think your first step to making progress is get her to stay and sleep in your bed and spend whole night cuddled up
>>84215904I totally believe you. Lmfao
>>84215825Do you think you will ever grow up?
>>84218423I'll move out eventually, but mushrooms are icky so I'll never like them
>have brother over for lunch>giving him head after the toddler's down for her nap>finishes but it's one of those "long" orgasms where every time he seems done he shoots more ropes>just keep going because he's still hard anyway>stops cumming for a bit but tells me not to stop sucking, fine with me>20ish seconds later starts cumming againNot sure on the biology of men so I assume this was just one long orgasm? It was fun either way. I do enjoy the feeling of power from leaving a man struggling to even stand.
>>84219796>20ish seconds later starts cumming againthat's very impressive desu
>>84220120Only managed to make him cum that way maybe 2 or 3 times since we've been sleeping together, but I do feel a little proud of myself when he does. I think we were both high last time it happened, probably like 3 years ago.
>>84219796I've had this once before and it felt like my soul was leaving through my dick. No idea how to recreate it, sadly.
>>84220330So Brosis is a succubus?
>>84220330I wish I knew what it takes to make it happen, leaving him drained like that is a lot of fun.>>84220520I do seem to appeal to younger men (for some reason) so maybe one of those succubi that falls in love and only drains one man. I've seen a few cutesy non-porn pictures about that sort of thing. It's just nice doing something to make him happy.
>>84220583Is that your stream demographic?Been meaning to ask but do you use one of those 2d character designs instead of your real face or something?Have you seen this manga?Imouto no Haishin ni Hairikondara VTuber Atsukai Sareta Ken
M-mom?! What are you doing? Put your top back on! You're embarrassing me...
>>84220922Please stop posting this ugly pig
>>84219392Just wait till you have a flashback to your childhood to why you don't like mushrooms. Lmao
>>84219796Low refractory period is a matter of various factors, mostly arousal for me at least. I can cum in 20 to 40 mins of fapping, and could do at least 3 to 4 times in in 2 hours, but something as low as 20 seconds I've done only one time.
>>84220971>Just wait till you have a flashback to your childhood to why you don't like mushroomsAre you speaking from experience anon?
>>84220961>bait so anons post more milena to "spite" xem
>>84220583>I do seem to appeal to younger men (for some reason)Makes sense. I remember the last time you were pregnant you were getting really horny here for teen boys lol
>>84218352If she is receptive where do you want the relationship to go?
>>84203974@Blackanon When are you taking your mom on a date like she's been begging you for?
>>84220759>Is that your stream demographic?Mostly, yes. I think they're probably most streamers' demographic. I've also just had quite a few younger guys who I sort of knew end up with crushes on me, and when I worked at a high school there were students who were obviously crushing a little. God, that was so long ago.>Been meaning to ask but do you use one of those 2d character designs instead of your real face or something?Yep. It's a big time-saver for streaming. If I had my real face on stream it would take forever to get ready for them.>Imouto no Haishin ni Hairikondara VTuber Atsukai Sareta KenI think I've heard of this one at least, but I don't really read much manga anymore.>>84220991I'm not even really sure if it was a separate orgasm or just one that was drawn out since I didn't stop doing my thing. It's only fair to give him that when I can since I get off at least twice almost every time we have sex.>>84221458I don't remember much that far back but I believe it. Younger guys can be very cute with how earnest they are.
>>84222563It was this thread I'm remembering https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75331666/#q75340089
Other than ins-dreams, Kindred Spirits, and the reddit incest subs. Is there anywhere else where substantial incest discussion happens online?
>>84222563how old are you both?>You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.>You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Weekly /r9k/ activity decline update>last week 7777 posts/day>now 7399 posts/day>down nearly 400 posts/day in a week
https://x.com/DrClownPhD/status/2032249722035982791>You're at the food court with your mom and she gives you this lookWhat would you do?
>>84222563>I think I've heard of this one at least, but I don't really read much manga anymore.It's just a recent manga about a vtuber who persuades her brother to join her stream session because he's a "little" good at gaming. still only 3 chapters, but I like the imouto's despair face.
>>84210655 to continue our conversation...this post >>84223840 reminded me that i watched back to the future recently and found the marty x his mum thing intriguing. unclear if it's because of the incest or because i find lea thompson very attractive.i liked the scene where he's in his undies
>>84224107By your standards, Marty going back to fuck his mom's younger self would put them on an equal playing field.
>>84224133>By your standardsnah his mum is still his mum
Die you freaks
>>84224318most attractive british moid
>>84211668Cooked his ass
>>84224454>Cooked his assby sperging out and calling me a narcissist for not understanding the desire to fuck one's parent? lmao
>>84224606I didn't call you a narcissist for not understanding the specific scenario, I said you're acting like what you're claiming others are while not seeing at all how you're behaving the same way.Probably very similar to your "pedo" dad, whatever the fuck that means. I'm not a sperg just because you can't read a post longer than 10 words.
What was that story about the guy who lived alone and he had a mom who he said was a bit stupid so used a physical intimacy guide on her to get close.Started with kisses that got more intense, then getting her into more revealing 'happy' clothes.Some other points that might help people remember>Had her doing tiktok dances and sending them during pandemic>took her on holiday and picked the wardrobe>usually a make out session after dinner watching the news>got high out in a cabin somewhere and went down on her for the first time>early on he'd make up work scenarios so she could give advice and feel good about it>described as having large breasts and a roman nose
>>84225984i hate success stories involving drugs/alcohol. just sounds like cheating
>>84222716Oh yeah I remember that now, okay. Yeah, teasing/bullying guys like that does seem like it would be pretty fun.>>84223430I'm in the second half of my 30s. He's 40.>>84224084I'll add it to my list but I just rarely have the focus for reading these days, sadly. I used to keep up with Vinland Saga but that was a long time ago
>>84226477>I used to keep up with Vinland Saga but that was a long time agoof that's grim, never got into that one but I could see it shitting the bed from the outsideI only brought it up because sister was streamer and it wasn't so bad.
>>84226075I don't have anything against drug use so I don't mind it, but I would personally not want my first time together with my mom to be under the influence of something because she might regret it afterwards and I'd hate it if that happens. Just eating out your mom like in his story wouldn't be that bad though, you are doing something nice for her and loosening up her inhibitions a little is fine.
>>84226494Does sound like a cozy premise, shame it definitely won't go the based route.>oof that's grim, never got into that one but I could see it shitting the bed from the outsideThe farmland arc was a bit of a drag but eventually I just lost motivation to read much of anything. Ironically right after the farmland arc ended.
Why did a fictional relationship between second cousins get so much backlash?
>>84227012they can't just let us be happy. saw this and started my drinking early today.>>84211557it was awful. i'm younger. not by much. >>84212900holding each other in bed. we were talking about a future. moving away together. i was pregnant. it died.>>84213732it's all too much.
>>84227012They're not enlightened like us. Plus, the FGC is cancerous as shit.
>>84227278What the hell is FGC?
>>84227611Fighting game community.
>>84227648Sounds pretty gay, thought it stood for faggycucks or something
Taking mom to Buca di Beppo
>>84224318His mother should be charged for her own murder. Kids don't raise themselves despite what you faggot ass normies think
>>84221067Sure as fuck am. I didn't have a flashback but I was cooking mushrooms after acupuncture sesh and the smell of jizz hit hard af
>>84226075Incestors and pedophiles are known for being addicts so
>mom wears yoga pants and shirts seemingly without a bra around the house>routinely goes to yoga classes>recently came back from yoga class sweaty and immediately said she needed to take a shower>later hear her telling her friend she hasn't been going to classes lately>this is in real life, no story bsanons...?
>>84228690I'm sorry anon, you know what it means.
>>84228690Why aren't you the one making her sweaty and out of breath anon?
>>84228690All women cheat but unfortunately our mothers never told us this
>>84228737I was afraid of that>>84228898I could have but backed out because I thought it was wrong, and now im mad about being cucked>>84228918Shes single
>>84228983Double down on mommylove and win her back. Remind her that the only one for her is you
>>84228983Bruh your main obstacle back in the day was her being married to your dad. When you came back and posted about the dissolution of their marriage you were supposed to fill the void. This saga can't end with "I got cucked"
>>84228983Check her panties and get back to us
>>84229053Im too afraid of damaging the relationship>>84229222Anon you need to stop assuming who posters are
>>84229939>too afraid of damaging the relationshipSo what you'd rather see her whore it up on hookup apps?
Mombump innit lads?
>>84213732Your brother didn't go on spring break vacation with your nieces? Where did they go?
