Daily Halloween thread !!One week till Halloween !!What have you guys been up to !!
>>84215005Halloween is the only time I feel ok. I want it to be Halloween now I can't wait a week. I want the pumpkins and the orange on blackI want the zombies on tvI want the full moon and the skeleton trees sandwiching the purple cloudsI want the crisp air coming through the window and I want the sense that there is somethingsomethinglurking out therecarried on the wind and it will float through the screen and it will grab at meso I'll wrap the blanket tighter and turn the TV louder and try to keep those thoughts in the back of my mindbut it's still out thereand it's gonna get meGod I love Halloween
>>84215025Youre a poet, anon. I bet you're cute too. May I please clap your cheeks?
>>84215074Thank you, I wish I was cute. You may only clap my cheeks if you are suitably dressed for the season. Describe your costume and I will let you know.
>>84215112I'm dressed as a vampire with blood and guts dripping from my mouth. Real blood from mice I poisoned, mice that were in the basement. And I've sharpened my teeth with coarse sandpaper and a nail file. My teeth fucking hurt like hell cuz the pulp is almost exposed, but its OK cuz the look like vampire fangs. And im wearing bloody rags that I soaked in a bathtub full of dogs blood. And my hair is all covered in dirt and grime. And I poked my eyes with a sewing pin just lightly enough that my eyes are all evil and blood red now. And I've cut my arms and legs and stomach with a razor so im covered in evil monstrous scars. And I've poured a thing of bleach over my body so its all pale now and ghostly white. Hbu anon what's ur costume
>>84215186Oh anon, I'm in love. If only you were real and not a hallucination brought on by poisoned candy. I'm dressed as a pretty princess except I was hit by a car and my midsection is torn to shreds and I'm bleeding profusely and the impact was so strong my entrails are leaking out of my butt and there are tire marks and dirt all over me and exposed bone as well and one of my eyes has fallen out of the socket and is dangling by its nerve. Luckily the paramedics shot me full of painkillers but unluckily I wandered off in a daze and they didn't try to stop me. It's all real effects I just threw myself into traffic but it's Halloween magic so I'll live on, don't question it. Also I'm really hot and have great curves and my bosom is big and heaving because my lungs don't work so good on account of the ribs poking into them. I still have a penis though sorry so when you clap my cheeks, be a dear and give me a tug, ok?
>>84215216Omg u were a maleoid the whole time I'm a female femcel and I hate male humanoids Halloween night is the night of the femcel uprising im gonna throw explosive pumpkins at u like the green goblin die die die !!!!!!Do u have any Halloween book recommendations? My sweet hunnie.?
>>84215319Sorry to deceive you, I hate maleoids too. I wanted to pretend I wasn't for a while and isn't Halloween the time to pretend?I will not even try to dodge your explosive pumpkins. Explode my head, I deserve it for fooling you and my corpse will make a great decoration until it rots. Actually even when it rots it'll be a great decoration.My darling, my favorite Halloween literature is the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series. The artwork is beautiful and so creepy. I know it's hardly Chaucer but nothing hits quite like them. Have you any recommendations? I've been more into movies lately, maybe I could offer some of those instead?
>>84215350Omg u were chatgpt all along >:(
>>84215319>Halloween night is the night of the femcel uprising im gonna throw explosive pumpkins at u like the green goblin die die die !!!!!!No, Halloween is the season for hot chicks to dress like the sluts they really are
>>84215399I'm not chatgpt you dingus what are you talking about? Oh my last line. Anon, pls. Chatgpt wouldn't say that it'd spit out a list of books for you. AI is not an appropriate halloween subject. Ghost and ghouls and vampires and mold creatures living in my basement pushing hallucinogenic spores into the vents so I think my life is going well are approprirate halloween topics. Also I talk to you in all your threads but you usually ignore me after my first post >:((((
>one person on this board loves halloween as much as me>they think I'm a chatgptThought I met a kindred soul. I'm gonna eat candy until my feet fall off and then I'll shuffle about on bloody stumps across my floor in a circle and pentagram and offer my life and soul and ask for nothing in return. Maybe Satan will take pity on me and let me have a halloween themed hell.
>>84215493I bet I love Halloween more than you. Have a picture of the Sleepy Hollow cemetery next to the Old Dutch Church.
>>84215612>>84215493>>84215413What country are you from Dutch? They only have Halloween in AmericaDo you like lsd dream emulator or yume nikki or poorly planned comics??????Yume nikki especially is very Halloweenish imo I have Halloween lights on my bookshelf anon I'm more Halloween then youOh I know I'll dress up as madotsukiU can dress up as lain U know lain right?Go back to the cemetery and dig up the bonesHalloween is a celebration of deathChristmas is a celebration of birthYin and yang you see? We need to solve the mystery of deathWhat happens when we die? The only way to solve this is to dig up Graves on Halloween nightThere is a graveyard near my house and also a scary forest near my house and also a haunted house near my houseLet's stop at all 3 ok Then we go into the forest and kill ourselves together at midnightThen we'll be transported onto halebop or maybe the dream worldOk?
>>84215743>The only way to solve this is to dig up Graves on Halloween nightnigga what?Don't you know the story of the Headless Horseman in Sleepy Hollow, New York?
>>84215005she is cute I would date her if she'd give me a chance
>>84215612Nuh uh I love halloween more than anyone I don't have pictures but I love it the most. I pretend it's halloween everyday in my head and I wish it was. I saw Sleepy Hollow and I wanted to move there, the movie with the headless horseman I mean. I love the dead trees and the dark skies and the color schemes and the spooks. >>84215743I'm not Dutch I'm American, Europeans don't believe in Halloween at all. I like lsd dream emulator and yume nikki but I haven't heard of poorly planned comicsI don't decorate my room because I'm poor and have nothing but if I was rich and had things I'd have halloween decorations everywhere, I'd have macabre paintings and horror movie posters and statues of demons and gargoyles for sure. I'm the most halloween in spirit there ever was I just can't display itI'll dress up as lain that's fine I've cross dressed before and I will again I have no shameI want to dig up my own bones and look down and realize I'm a ghostHalloween is the celebration of death and darkness and magic it's the polar opposite of Christmas that's why they're exactly 6 months apart from each otherI hope when we die we go to halloweentown and are zombies and frankensteins foreverIf there was a graveyard and a haunted house in my neighborhood I'd go to both and never leaveIf you go to the forest with me I'll hang myself with you at midnightWe'll go somewhere better than here and that's fine by me
>>84215798Depends. Age race height salary dick length and girth weight eye color Norwood? >>84215793No whos that
>>84215804>I've cross dressed before and I will again I have no shameOmg nooooo whhyyyyyyyyyWho did you dress up as>exactly six months apart Really? 0_0 I didn't notice that beforeBut i believe you
>>84215812>No whos thatThe Legend of Sleepy Hollow, a story by Washington IrvingTakes place in the village of Sleepy Hollow in the 1790s or soA school teacher who is new in town leaves a Halloween partySoon he is chased by a headless horseman holding a pumpkin in his handThe school teacher is racing for the church in my picHe crosses a bridge, but the Headless Horseman can't cross it because spirits can't pass over waterThe Headless Horseman throws the pumpkin, knocking the school teacher off his horseThe next morning the school teacher has left townThe movie is similar but they changed the story
>>84215829>Omg nooooo whhyyyyyyyyyFor Halloween of course! I dressed as a maid as a joke, of course. I was a beautiful maid but it made everyone uncomfortable and they laughed at me. They were just not as into the spirit of Halloween as I. Then I made them watch Martyrs and they stopped laughing. I want to knock the door of a home that only exists on Halloween. It appears on the corner of the street and no one can agree if it was there before or not, we just missed it or maybe it's an illusion under the moon. The style is different from the rest of the houses. Cracked paint on wooden boards, not the modern siding the rest of the neighborhood uses, a spire like design Victorian perhaps and ornate windows with a dead lawn. Walk up to it and the air is colder and still. The sounds of the street fade completely I am all alone here and the door is beckoning to me. A old wrought iron knocker, I take it and BANG BANG BANG on the door thrice. I wait and nothing and happens so I turn to leave but as I do crreeeaaaakkk it opens behind me. I freeze, terrified and feel an icy hand on my shoulder, nails almost piercing my flesh. I turn to see who it is and Oh my Gosh! They have so much candy! It's a kindly old woman in a witch's costume and she's got all the best candies. Big giant bars of chocolate! She says I can take as much as I like and I do! Thank you old woman! I love you!
>>84215612>Have a picture of the Sleepy Hollow cemetery next to the Old Dutch Church.Here's one of the old gravestones
>>84215873But why would that stop me from digging up Graves?>>84215878You should be a writerU write nice Halloween storiesThank you anonI love you anon
>>84215916>You should be a writerI could be a ghostwriter har har har. Thank you I like writing but only halloween stuff. I love you too please keep making these threads I need more halloween in my life.
Hello ween? Are there more halloweens around? What everyone favorite candy?
>>84215005bro u know this girl's feet go crazy just by looking at her
>>84216719anon what the fuck are you saying
>>84216727bruh look at her. she probably got some sexy ass feet my nigga.
Burn in Hell Facebook my grandfather was a field operator for the army and I am certain parking control and animal control use unmarked cars to debate with the shopkeeper in the FULL art of the Kabuki actor by Toshusai about rural broadband re-airing news articles about El Mencho and Iran getting bombed, Maduro being captured before it even got to the rural broadcast. His daughter was an artist which meant when she disappeared they cloned her thousands of times. BWAHAHAHA
>>84216753So true pookieSo true bestie
>>84216729Trick or treat smell my feet????
>>84217471>almond joy in F>100 grand in never triedsolid otherwise but what the HELL ANON
>>84217471All this goyfeed should be in F tier except an empty bowl. Not a single one of them is good for you. >muh waterThe image shows water in a plastic bottle>Muh appleShitty bright red GMO apple with artificial wax
>>84219030>candy isn't good for you200IQ anon why are you posting on r9k instead of doing cool science shit?
>>84219049I'm too poor for that so I have to settle for r9k
>>84219143Settle for halloween instead. Let the candy flow through you.
heloween anon be my friend lets trickr treat together and then die in the forest
>>84215812I am a 23 year old Indian man. I am 5'10 and am as student. I have a 6 inch penis and dont have the tools to measure for girth. I am 170 pounds and have brown eyes. I am not balding.
>>84220127>IndianDie>>84220104Yes ok anon here we go weeeeeeee! Yahoo hooray!!!!!!Wait did you hear that.????Was that you anon,?. Did you just step on a branch and break it????
>>84220940Yay! It's so nice having a trick r treating friend we're gonna get so much candy! Ummm I did heard that but I thot it was you! Is there someone else here? I'm getting spooked friend I don't want to look... Should we run to a house just in case??
>>84220940Uhm, should we run to a house just in case?? Where did you go? Did it getted you?
>>84221700>>84220995Omg it was a swamp thing that broke the btrees vbranch Omg holy fuck were gonna fucking die
>>84221859Swap thigns are too scary fuck fuck we gotta run as fast as we can he can't catch us if we get somewhere high and dry he's amphiberous just stay dry and run!!!!
>>84221873Ok anon quickly let's run to this haunted desert i just hope there aren't any scary mummies or spooky anubises or creepy sphinxes here
>>84221907Good thinking the sand will dry it out! I see a big spooky pyramid we can hide in there! Wait, do mummies live in pyramids? No time to think! Let's just go!
>>84221920Ok anon wow this piranid3 is scary maybe there's gold here let's look for gold maybe theyres gold in theirs sarcophagos should we open the sarcopgagous ???
>>84221994Itis scary and spooky this primad is giving me bad vibes like Zoinks Scoob but theres is gold I can smell it I can smell the gold in the air lets get those sacaphagouses opened up they must be chock full of it! Imagine all the candies we can buy! Wait....do you hear bandages rustling in the dark??
>>84222002Omg anon its a flippin mummy its gonna get us anon were gonna have to kill ourselves immediately its the only way out here I'll start tying the noose
>>84222057Idon't wanna die to a mummy I'll scare it with a torch while you tie the nooses make sure you tie two don't abanadon me to the mummiy!!
you guys are cornballs
>>84222093more like candy cornballs OP might like halloweens as much as me. Possibly.
>>84222093Fuck u anon I hate u I hate u so much anon fuck u U frickin jerk
>>84222122mayb he's a mummy
>>84222137no shes a daddy
>>84220940>>Indian>DieRude
>>84222146she's my daddy? but she left so long ago....
