>tfw alien benisit never even began for me, did it?
Pearly PeniIe PapuIes
did someone call me?
>>84216819Congrats you have a cats dick. So do I.
yea the lights are off turn em on
>>84216895Let me look up your net worth
>>84216819if your parents didn't circumcise you at birth you wouldn't have had to worry about this being visible.
>>84216819women love it when it's inside themthe fact that you are concerned about it at all tells me you are a virgindon't worrymost women won't say a thing and if they do you just explain to her and pull up google to herthese papules were created with the sole purpose of causing even more friction during penetration, and girls can distinctively feel them
doesnt matter unless your penor is mutilatedOH WAIT AHAHAHAHAHA
>>84216819Oh shit I thought I just had like an impossible to remove bit of dick cheese ore something, you saved my dickhead from vigorous scrubbing thanks OP
>>84217088its probably too big for a mortal mind to comprehend
Yeah same. Im super insecure about it. Mine are like even worse than that picture.
>>84216819When I was young I used to think this was an STD and got freaked out because I didn't know how I could have one before having sex. I still haven't had sex.
>>84217190yeah i've heard they're meant to be more pleasurable like foreskin but i wouldn't knowmy only concern would be a woman seeing them and freaking out but i guess you just explain it to them in that case
>>84216819Jesus fucking christ do they burst? I would never want a penis jesus christ
>>84217342No its literally just skin. And they sort of harden somewhat with your erection.
>>84217266I think once i put cocoa butter cream on my dick for reasons and they disappeared. They came back eventually. They don't bother me and no girl has asked about them, are they not common?
>>84217361Less than half of guys. Im sure any insecurity fades if you actually get laid.
>>84216819I have these little fuckers but it doesn't bother me, fuck it, a king needs his crown, that's what I say
>>84216819i find those cute, my boyfriend has a bit of those>t. fake woman
>>84217349I don't think I want a dick in me that has these cat like features on it
>>84217583it was good enough for barenziah, why not you?
>>84216819I just want to pop them
>>84217583It scientifically feels better than a normal dick though.
I lowkey thought i got an STD when i was 15 and noticed i had them, even though i was a complete virgin LOL
>>84217634It doesn't. Women prefer a smooth ride and not a bumpy ride
>>84216819I have like 4 rows of these
>>84217190So basically OP have a natural competitive advantage at sex lol.
>>84216819Do these things do anything?