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>be incel bored at work
>flirt with post-wall Stacy because idgaf
>she agrees to go on a drink with me as friends
>she's actually intelligent and we talk for at least 3 hours
>in the middle of a convo she drops "you have a golden ratio face anon"
>hide my power level and ask "what the fuck even is that?" as I'm laughing
>she starts measuring my thirds with her fingers and saying they're "harmonious"
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>>84220797
And then you woke up and started crying
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>>84220797
Yea, some young foid said i looked good as she was trying to give me some pamplet at the front of the store. I was wearing a hoodie and a hat.
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>>84220797
I don't think that ever happened to me. If it did I think I should remember
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so i've pretty much maxxed out my thoughts on looks. i don't have the money to support a business foid
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>>84220797
Get off this board and bang expired Stacies NOW
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>>84220797
my wife compliments my looks every day and she loves me and pegs me all the time. i love her
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>>84220797
Woman? No. Never.
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>>84220797
serious question,

does this happen to some guys? Do women really talk like this?
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are you supposed to have equal thirds?
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>>84220797
>>be incel bored at work
>>flirt with post-wall Stacy because idgaf
i'm surprised you get bored
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>>84220797
then you woke up and remembered you are a brown jamboy
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Yeah, many times my eyelashes have been complimented. A few weeks ago my buddies gf compliment my nose(?) right in front of him when we were drinking it was pretty awkward. Just last weekend I fucked this hot blonde girl, she said I looked good and she gave me a huge hickey on my neck
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I've been told I have sex appeal, but only when I don't know I have sex appeal. I don't really know what to do about it.



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