It's been almost 500 days since I've had a boyfriend... I miss the scent of a man
tfw no black r9k girlfriend
>>84222970Tfw no bf who wants a black r9k gf
It has been 1 year since the spring festival.I has been 2 years since Rook transitioned. It has been 3 years since the Russian war was declared profitable.It has been 4 years since I tried to kill my dad.I has been 5 years since I was called a nigger IRL.It has been 8 years since I got neetbucks.It's been 10 years since I have had sex.
>>84222932dirty ass hoe. fuck ass hoe. fuck you bitch. dirty stank hoe
>>84223014>It's been 10 years since I have had sex.It's been over 600 days since I've had sex, I don't really miss it because the person I did it with it was not fulfilling and that was also the only person I had sex with so I have no reference for "good" sex. Who called you a nigger?
>>84222983Tried it once. Was shitThen again so were the white girls I've dated
>>84223021Remember 2010s indie music? Those were the good old days
>>84223043Yeah, I tried it before too. It wasn't great and I don't know if that guy is even alive anymore but it was nice not being alone.
>>84223027>It's been over 600 days since I've had sexIf you can have sex you should have sex
It's been 500 gays since I've had a girlfriend... I love the scent of a man
>>84223066I would have to be in a relationship first. Hookups don't appeal to me at all. No one wants a relationship but everyone wants sex!!!!!!!
>>84223021Yeah, you ol' pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass, trick-ass, sucker-assFuck-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass, K-Y Jelly-packin'-ass niggaYou better get your bitch ass up off the street, niggaYou got five seconds to get your hatin' ass up outta here
>>84223076>I can't get married tomorrow because that would mean I'm not going to get married the day after tomorrow
>>84223052I know what you mean. The black girl was the longest of my relationships but deep down we just couldn't get alongTbh I'd talk to you but I doubt anyone would truly even gaf about me once all the limerance fades away
>>84223088WHAT?!?!?!But also yeah I'd love to get married tomorrow, let's do it
>>84223082SIPPIN ON SUM SIZZURPS-S-SIPPIN ON SUM SIZZURP
>>84223092>Tbh I'd talk to you but I doubt anyone would truly even gaf about me once all the limerance fades awayYou sound really manipulative just from this kek
>>84223098Where abouts do you live, how old are you? What would you say are your top 5 deal breakers?
>>84223100Yup boo I'm out to get yaMuscle Mike can't protect ya
>>84223107>Where abouts do you live, how old are you?Classified information>What would you say are your top 5 deal breakers?1. STINKYYYYYYY2. Dishonesty (I will ALWAYS find out the truth)3. Someone "catty", I really don't like that trait4. Machiavellianism, only a moralfag can have my heart5. Weaboos (I know, that's why 4chan was created etcetc)Wow I love answering questions!! Does that make me kind of a narc?
>>84223133so like it doesn't matter if he doesn't drive or have a job?
>>84223152If you're American and above the age of 25 and not driving, what's going on brother? I don't have a job rn but i'm working on it so I can't judge too hard on that one but how are you sustaining yourself?
>>84223104How? How the fuck am I the one that's manipulative when people get obsessed with me and then leave when I try to talk about the issues I have with them in our relationship? EVERY single woman I've been with just hates being confronted about what happened between us
>>84223160you're probably too young for me
>>84223165Omg I feel exhausted just reading that. ENERGY VAMPIRE, ENERGY VAMPIRE AGGGHH GET AWAY FROM ME
>>84223160i dont drive, but i get 5k a month in VA disability, so i just chill and do whatever i want.
>>84223172Alright, I respect your boundaries.>>84223182Oh is the not driving disability related? I didn't think of that
>>84223182It's okay I like driving. You have to ride in the backseat though, just kidding could you imagine? Actually I can imagine because there was a couple that did that very thing in wife swap. She always drove but he had to ride in the back right seat. What do you think that's about? I do like driving though, I have road rage sometimes but I've never been in an accident.
>>84223178Lmao fuck you. Women aren't trustworthy. The same bitch that tells you that "you're the one for me it has to be you!" Can ditch you a month later and then act like you're harassing her for trying to simply talk about your issues in the relationship Nobody cares if you feel exhausted retard
>>84223198>>84223189It doesn't actually matter how old you are as long as 35 isn't too old for you. My non driving is also disability related and I support myself with neetbucks.
>>84223236Are you that one guy with long hair and glasses and you specifically want "mature" women? I think I've seen you post before. Remember the good old days when traffic on here was high where that was hard to do
>>84223254No I don't want a specific type of person really. Are you that black girl that hates black guys? I'm half black btw
>>84223268>Are you that black girl that hates black guys?No, isn't that the biracial girl? I'm fully black btw.
>>84222932Yeah... try since early 2024 when I last had a boyfriend. Hookups dont count.
>>84223271Do you even want a bf or are you just posting a thread about how you're lonely
>>84223275Bruh they were both in 2024, mine was just later. One uppers are THE WORST.>>84223278I do! We can have beautiful black babies together even.
>>84223290>I do! We can have beautiful black babies together even.This seems too good to be true I don't get it
>>84223297Just give her your contact already jeez, it's like I'm watching a shitty soap opera ova 'ere.
>>84223297I am mentally ill that's the trade-off
>>84222932Thats not a lot, try your whole life instead
>>84223379In a vague, ominous way
>>84223379that's fine so am i. do you have a discord or email i can contact you with?
>>84223389Yes, drop yer email pardner
>>84223393you don't have discord?
good thing most women are lesbian straight women are cringe
>>84223397Okay fine whats yer discord pardner
>>84223427try noumena.creative
>>84223439Actually I got a gut feeling telling me something's wrong. I will trust it
>>84223465alright i'm sorry you feel that way, i was looking forward to this but you need to look out for yourself
>>84223113>Muscle Mikelol wtf is wrong with Azealia Banks?
>>84223722Her mom had her at 14 and her dad was almost 40, she was doomed from the start. Shame because she's really funny and obviously talented. What generational curses does to a mfBussy soap
>>84223732NO worse than 40 he was like 47
hello thread where people are trying to date or something, did you know that if you miss the scent of a man and/or woman you can freely purchase cologne and/or perfume of your preference, spray it on a pillow or perhaps a t-shirt on a pillow, and cuddle with it? bonus: try putting a heating pad inside to make it warm! this will definitely fill the hole in your heart and not make you look extremely weird.
>>84223743But I don't like the smell of colon
>>84223732>she's really funny and obviously talentedYeah I've followed her antics for a while. I think she's pretty smart too, she absolutely shits on dudes on twitter. Never heard her music though. >>84223743>you can freely purchase cologne and/or perfume of your preferenceWhat about Bussy Soap?
>>84223760I will never forgive her for the jew arc though. She of all people born and raised in NY should know they will NEVER accept a shiska, ESPECIALLY not a black one
>>84223756well anon i am sure there are colognes that smell like things other than the gastrointestinal system for you to sniff! >>84223760if they make pussy (women) perfume oil i am sure they make pussy (men) too
>>84223788is she not still slaughtering chickens in her closet for santeria
>>84222932>I've had a boyfriendDroppedJust another foid that wants brad to slap the shit out of her but will never, ever, admit it.
>>84223796Who needs artificial pussy oil when you can just vab your own https://www.youtube.com/watch/ryrbh8TxzS8?feature=share
>>84223788>jew arcI forgot about that. Seems she's flipped flopped a few times.
>>84223813Omg there's a Brad on /r9k/?! Where?!(starts snarling and drooling)
>>84223818i'm not clicking through to whatever it is you just tried to link. link the cum and pussy juice cookbooks.
>>84223812Remember when she dug up and boiled her dead cat?
>>84223827You can find them everywhere here and on /soc/. See all of the retarded threads even the most recent thread here where a subhuman brags about getting some mentally ill woman to cut herself.
>>84223841Ponder the original aroma.
>>84223841no. lmfao. i do remember when she kept leaking on twitter how elon musk tried to get her to fuck him in a threesome with grimes and saying grimes smelled like shit and they were both high all the time.
>>84223863Fermented hairless pussy, my favorite aroma.
>>84223883Pussy should be raw... and living.
>>84222932where you live i'll let you come over and smell me?
>>84223932Check the attic
>>84223915That's just, like, your opinion dawg. Ain't no thang wrong wit a lil necro now and then.
>>84222932Well this thread was fun, but it's about bed time. Whenever you get tired of dealing with manipulative perverted weebs I really wish you'd email me again. We stopped talking like 2 weeks ago, assuming you are who I think you are. If not, just ignore this schizo post.
>>84222932ive never had an irl bf and dont know the scent of a man, what's it like
>>84222932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc_-qeW-qcY
>>84224064They're all kinda different. But if he smells bad to you it's not meant to be. The one I was with smelled earthy and like, fresh? kind of hard to explain but it was a nice smell
>>84223160NTA but I personally get extreme amounts of anxiety when driving. I've given it plenty of chances, went through drivers training and passed and all that, but it still is extreme for me.>just ignore/push through the anxiety anon!In most cases it's enough to do that: but that seems irresponsible, when you're talking about being in control of several thousand pounds of steel moving at 40+mph, which can very easily kill you/the people around you, if you're not fully mentally "with it" when controlling them. I just know I'd lock up or become overwhelmed the moment something becomes chaotic (and driving in America is 100% chaos, I know that just from passenger princess'ing all these years) and I don't want to be responsible for killing someone by crashing because of an anxiety attack on the road.And that all combines with my knowledge of the statistical reality, that most accidental deaths in the US (that aren't old people falling) are automotive related, and fuels my anxiety further.I feel like if you're mentally well enough to drive, you're too "normie" to be using this board, tbqh.
>>84224138Remember that singer that was afraid of planes and he had to get on one and died? What if you died in a car crash? Talk about dramatic ironing
>>84224138Car accident! Car Crash!
>>84224154My obvious autism gave the "ick" to a girl I worked with years ago, who herself went on several tirades (basically any time a plane crash made the news) about how she would never fly in a plane, and was terrified of flying... but still looked down on my not driving, even though the chances of dying in a car crash (even adjusted for the higher number of people in cars overall) is like 2000x higher.I wish I was born in a country with decent public transportation, hating driving really is a social death sentence in America.
>>84222932It is 602 days since I laid next to cuddled and made love with someone I cared about. I need to do it again.
>>84224747I've never experienced it but it's what I crave for the most.
>>84222932Why? Men smell horrible.
~7000 for me OP
>>84222932europe or us?
>>84225576Not all of them!>>84225593If I was in Europe I would've had a bf by now
Why do you on the incel board to talk about the extremely attractive men you've had sex with
>>84225748*gonot that i care ho
>>84225751>>84225748Why does a mouse yearn for cheese? A desert for water? A fly for shit?
>>84225774Does it make to you feel good to gloat? Are you sadistic? Do you want us incels to kill ourselves?
>>84225791Why does a man ask questions when OP is obviously a ragebaiting troon?
>>84225791Have you seen this chart, I think abstaining counts as no in this instance. Shame on Belgium, what they did to the Congolese was sadistic
>>84225805He who smelt it dealt it anon
>>84225016you're not missing out on much desu
>>84226577I'm missing out on having nothing to miss.
How would you react if you saw your crush and he had this
>missed the rare sighting of a black nona on r9k to captureGoddamn it, having a life sucks sometimes...
>>84228092I would consider becoming a lesbian.>>84228116It's too late... I'm dead...
>>84228473NTA but why don't you like big dicks?
>>84228545Fear of large objects going inside me
Do you like the way dicks smell?
>>84228562Just play with it outside you.
>>84222932All the filthy sex havers ITT. Can you all please get off my incel board? This is my last place of recluse. I have so little, can't I have anything?
>>84228840I de-inceled someone though. That's gotta count for something
>>84228897so leave, and take your coitus partner with you. why are you even here? go have sex. it's clearly possible. that's more than most of us here can say
>>84229001No the relationship is over forever
>>84223027>I don't really miss it because the person I did it with it was not fulfillingwhat would make sex fulfilling for you to miss it?
>>84223271>isn't that the biracial girlYeah but I don't hate them I just don't want to date them because I don't find them attractive.
>>84229710I don't know, I haven't experienced that yet.>>84229820Omg hey! I feel like I'm meeting a celebrity. I get what you're saying but there's going to be trade-offs with all races of men. I don't really care so much about aesthetics or skin tone, but it would be nice to be with someone who already "gets" it and knows what it's like. On the other hand, maybe with a white dude you get a shield of people not immediately treating you like shit, but what if you get married to a white dude and you get divorced and he uses the courts to fuck you over? No way the legal system is going to favor a black woman over a white man.
>>84229841did you ditch him because he was giving you bad sex?
>>84229888Ohhhh brother. Honey is deeply underrated. Imagine drowning in honey
>>84222932almost 500 days of being fat. just don't be fat.
>>84222932It is day 3,755 for me. But I'm a dude so it's been that long since I've had a girlfriend. And that number will always go up and never reset. I'll never let it reset.
>>84231830Surprisingly it hasn't been a weight issue, but a geography issue. American men have something wrong with their spirits and minds more than men from other places it seems. >>84231879Maybe I'll be like you one day. Probably not though I like the idea of being in a relationship too much even though it will probably crash and burn
>>84232080>American men have something wrong with their spirits and minds more than men from other places it seemsmen from where else?
>>84232153Not America
>>84222932> Femcel> 116 replies Classic
>>84232168Go help out your brothers and bump their threads instead of mine then.
>It's been almost 500 days since I've had a boyfriend... I miss the scent of a manIt's been 583 days since a foid made eyes at me.
>>84222932>I miss the scent of a manhis hoodies? his neck? what do you want to smell the most?
>>84232463Same but he was blind>>84232483It's an all encompassing thing
