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It's been there for months and is always sticky and smells from months of being covered in saliva pussy juices and lube
Scientists would find a new lifeform on it
should I clean it
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>>84223221
Post it. Or you're a tranny.
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>>84223235
give me 10 minutes then
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>>84223235
more like 3 minutes actually
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>>84223259
>thin, human-sized dick, not black
kek it's an actual woman
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>>84223259
broo it's that black gunk that sex toys gets what the actual fuck is it and why is it only sex toys that get it
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>>84223289
oxidation from not being inside OP's wet holes long enough
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>>84223259
That actually looks fucking disgusting. How big is it? 7 inches?
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>>84223221
why are you tell us this fembot, at least its not the clear piano dildo that got seen by some AC tech in that one femanons apartment that one time, do you consider yourself a femgooner
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>>84223321
I remember that. Why are they like this? Foids are disgusting.
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>>84223319
No jesus, it's 5 inches
>>84223321
2 people have seen it but I don't really care, 1 guy was fixing my aircon and the other was some guy off facebook marketplace
femgooner? yeah absolutely
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Why do you fuck walls?
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That's cute, fembot. Be a good girl and suck the mold off and clean it well with your pussu.
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>>84223342
>it's 5 inches
We are so back. What's that dark spot on the tip? Why is it shiny?
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>>84223342
what do you like to goon too, what are your favorite doujin tags
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>>84223221
are you the girl that masturbated using the bed posts?
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>>84223342
>femgooner
Can we goon together?
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>>84223221
Yes clean that shit. You should wash sex toys with water and soap after every use. You're genuinely compromising your immune system rn.
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>>84223221
>>84223259
>>84223342
Why do you have no shame? Are you not embarrassed about that? I mean people seeing it
Also, I don't know why you have to ask if you should clean it. You already know the answer. Do you want an infection?
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why not just get an incel to fuck you
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i'm imagining OP's dumb docile face is the same as the OP pic as she shares this with us and cracking up
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>>84223350
No clue, there's some on the base too
>>84223351
well I'm very vanilla for kinks, I just have a lot of sex toys, I like a ton of already established characters in content though, like Kakashi
>>84223353
recently? no, I haven't had any in years, I used to have metal ones on my bed when I was like 7 which I would hump though
>>84223354
ehhh
>>84223363
not really, they didn't make a big deal out of it so I didn't either
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>>84223381
>ehhh
I'm polite and I understand boundaries, I have no shame, I'm open to any (legal) fetish or kink, and I won't catch feelings for you. My penis is not impressive, but I have been told my body is nice. I'm also more than willing to carry on helping you goon even when my dick has quit.
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>>84223381
What else do you have?
Is the tip sticky?
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Shame on you, normie simps
This place has really gone downhill
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>>84223221
post a pic or you're posting lies
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>>84223391
I've got some vibrators, two vibrating dildos, a bigger dildo which I don't use, I struggle to take that one, I also have a lovense nora
>>84223407
>>84223259
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>>84223221
Nice cock bro, Nice cock
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>>84223409
Is it sticky? How often do you use this one?
Where the fuck is the coomer guy when he is needed? Someone summon him.
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>>84223409
do you look like picrel, or are you skinny
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>>84223419
the one in the image? 3-5 times a week
>>84223420
I'm just a tad above the average weight so a bit chubby, nowhere near unhealthy levels though
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>>84223342
>femgooner? yeah absolutely
Why did you become this way
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>>84223221
If I share my discord will you add me I think this post is cute
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>>84223342
Why did you swear? Can't take more than 5 inch?
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>>84223444
I figured out how to hump stuff to cum when I was 5 years old, so it was downhill from there
>>84223457
yeah I guess, I'll make a new one for it though
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>>84223342
so you're saying you couldn't take 7 inches?
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>>84223321
How long ago was that? Holy shit.
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>>84223474
Calmstormyweather discord
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>>84223474
I share my disc will you goon with me? We can talk before gooning so you know I'm not a freak.
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>>84223466
not much more, and it's thicker too
>>84223477
no, it's thicker as well
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>>84223482
I can't friend too many people or discord will probably flag the new account
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>>84223494
damn mine is 7 inches
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>>84223500
I don't know if that's a no or not please help I'm autistical
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>>84223514
just post it if I don't friend you, you'll know why
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here is my disc
memberofchat1715
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>>84223517
If you don't friend me I'll be sad
curiousbananas
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>>84223221
Fuck all of you I have added the dildo wall anon
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>>84223529
I didn't even get to friend 2 people before it forced me to change my password, just friend me honestly

I'm not going to add everybody who friends me either that's just annoying, at least talk to me in this thread first if you're going to talk to me at all
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>>84223550
How old are you? Measurements?
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>>84223221
... probably? Don't some women get infections if they use the wrong soap or your ph balance goes 0.0001 over
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>>84223557
I don't even know what my own measurements are
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>>84223321
I wonder what happened to that foid.
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>>84223221
>saliva
>pussy juices

for me to know if you should clean it, I must first know what you usually do to it .. ON DETAIL
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>>84223603
Big boobs? Big asses? Big feet?
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wall penis
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>>84223321
can somebody fill me in on the details on what happened here?
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This brings a whole new meaning to wallbanging
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>>84223613
not really, to all that
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>>84223628
smoll boobs, smoll asses, smoll feet? Dreamy
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>discordfags ruined the thread again.
I hate you trannies so fucking much.
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>>84223708
I'm still active on the thread anon.
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>>84223744
Post dildo after using it.
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>>84223744
Put the dildo in the post after using it (address it to me)
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>>84223259
How much of that can you fit down your throat?
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>>84223794
I mean it's always sticky now so what you see is essentially its forever state now
>>84223805
I can get most of it, like 3/4ths, it's not that big but I also gag it up almost immediately after
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>>84223535
I'm bigger then ur wall dildo
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>>84223817
>also gag it up almost immediately after
Train your throat, become the throat goat
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>>84223822
Just curious, why attach it to the wall? Wouldnt you have more control using it like your finger? I don't know, I don't own any dildos. Although, J have been considering a nice pocket pussy. I just like cumming and vaginas, the social hassle of sex is meh not worth it to my sperg brain, plus I don't like most people.
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>>84223830
In fact I might go masturbate, I'm not a gooner porn addict. I prefer touch stimulantion over visual, so I just jerk off in the shower for that extra moisture. Ew nigga why did I just say that
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>>84223838
>jerk off in the shower for that extra moisture
It's way more fun to continuously spit on your dick while you fap away at it
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>>84223830
I really like doggy, it's my favourite position, and it's hard to do it it's not already attached to the wall
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>>84223846
Nah sounds like another hassle. I would prefer fucking the shit out of a nice pocket pussy or pretending to give is oral with my tounge
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>>84223259
Is that the only one you have or so you have a collection?
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>>84223855
Fuck the pocket pussy then give it oral
it's not a hassle though it's easy you just spit on your dick and the saliva is way better lube than shower water
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>>84223857
I've got more, but this one I use the most, I've got some vibrators as well, and a bigger dildo which I can't fit
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>>84223862
I'm horny as fuck I enjoy having a big dick I will go masturbate now
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>>84223871
Show off your collection femanon
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>>84223885
I don't exactly see a point, I also have a lovense nora
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what do you usually goon to OP?
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>>84223895
I play a lot of porn games, sometimes I'll hook up my nora to karryn's prison
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>>84223259
Why is the suction cup part darker? Is that mold?
Anyway wash it before you get a UTI anon.
How big is the dildo? Can we see it next to your hand, or some other body part to have a size reference? How deep do you go when you fuck it?
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>>84223911
ehhh I'll have to pull it off my wall, I'll compare it to a 500ml energy drink
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>>84223919
my room fucking stinks now
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>>84223948
Anime nerd I never got why people like Anime
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>>84223948
Thank you anon for taking the time to do this. What is it, like 6 inches? How often do you use it? In what ways?

Did the stink come from behind the suction cup? What does it smell like?
I really think you should wash it thoroughly while you're at it. Bacteria can be really unkind to the cooch, I've heard horror stories involving copious amounts of painful green discharge.
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is the best idea to blanch it, use a foodsafe disinfectant like vinegar, or use isopropyl or even just plain dish soap?
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>>84223963
it's 5 inches, I use it like 3 times a week and just hump it backwards basically, so I'm in doggy

it smelt like a river, like one of those terrible fucking river smells
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>>84223948
>even aussie fembots shitpost
I'm a retarded 28 year old virgin and you have a shelf filled with Naruto and you can't afford to use a few alcohol wipes on it?
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>>84223989
afford? I could easily afford to clean it lmao
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>>84223978
If you don't have a specific toy cleaner I think your best bet is mild soap and very hot water. Perhaps even boil it, but I'd first check what material it is (probably silicone) and if it's safe to boil.

>>84223985
>5 inches
Maybe this is destiny telling you it's time to graduate to a larger one and just throw this one away, to avoid any risk.

>Like a river
Eh, the dampness trapped between the base and the wall can't possibly be a good thing.
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>>84223985
so like fish then
bitch you got an infection
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>>84223994
Then you're retarded
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>>84223259
bro wtf that shit looks thin asf
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>>84223985
like algae and bacteria lol?
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>>84223221
fat disgusting whore. post your face or i will.
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>>84223998
I can't take a bigger one
>>84224000
Nope
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>>84224043
okay miss fishy poosy
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>>84224043
if you have a measuring tape can you measure the girth of it, i cant look at it and estimate it
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>>84224043
>can't take a bigger one
Aw that's a pity. I think it'd be very cute if you were to train yourself to take bigger and bigger ones. I'm sure Kakashi would be proud of your growth lek.
Is it due to the girth? Or the length? If it's for the length keep in mind you don't have to take all of it. My fav dildo is 8" long, but I usually take 6 of them, 7 at most. But going larger let's you add more girth, which can feel REALLY nice.
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Burn the xenos filth on it. Purify yourself harlot!
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>>84224178
I've tried multiple times to take the bigger one but it took 30 minutes of work to take half of it but it didn't feel too good
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>>84223344
Did you not see the penis growing out of it? Duh.
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>>84223221
Nice try, foid, but it is literally impossible to gross me out with anything vagina-related. You have vastly underestimated my sheer depravity.
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>>84223259
whats the girth bro, i want to compare it to my own dick
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>>84224051
I don't have measuring tape
>>84224270
I don't know, it's about a finger and a half width wise
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>>84224293
>it's about a finger and a half width wise
thats small asf wtf, its prob like 4-4.5 ish
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>tiny dicku hurt maio pussuuu
is this bitch asian
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>>84224320
yeah that about adds up
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>>84223948
My cock is thicker than that but it's kinda shorter I think.
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>>84224828
>My cock is thicker than that but it's kinda shorter I think.
CHODE
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>>84224850
I think foids like chodes more because it has a "filling" feeling but maybe I'm just coping.
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>>84224892
nah its true, 99% of women would rather get fucked by a dick thats 4.5 inches long and 5.5 inches wide compared to a dick thats 5.5 inches long and 4.5 inches in girth
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>>84224905
Haha I cock mog you retard I'm thick ane long suck it
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>>84224909
are you circumcised tho cuz if you are its an instant loss no matter the size and thickness.
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>>84224905
Damn I'm only 5.25 thick it's over for pencil dicks
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>>84224909
are you fucking retarded? my dick is 6.5 inches in length and 5.5 inches in girth
I was answering his question about women always prefer girth over length
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>>84224912
Nope I'm uncircumcised but to prove your point yes the women I have fucked have said girth matter more but I enjoy being 6 inches both ways because I use both hands to stroke me cocker
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>>84224892
Can the dildo femanon confirm this herself?
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OP are you still around? Are you American? At what time are you usually online? I'm thinking whether to add you on discord.
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>>84223221
Dildo dildo on the wall
Who is the sluttiest of them all
It's you my queen, for not even the sluttiest of normalfag sluts farm simps on the nine kays
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Rare kino thread on /r9k/. Might even be read out loud by some YouTuber one day.
Fly high femgooner.
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>>84224945
I can't confirm anything really, the bigger of my dildos I can't take at all, and didn't feel very good
>>84224954
I'm not American
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>>84224206
>I've tried multiple times to take the bigger one but it took 30 minutes of work to take half of it but it didn't feel too good
How big is it? Pics next to the other one? Did you use lube? Did you try after loosening up with the small one/playing with your clit first? Gf says the clit play helps a lot.
Also have you ever tried any toys in your ass?
You should show us your toy collection by the way.
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>>84225172
I took this photo hours ago, the angle is a bit rough
I used lube and did a bunch of clit play, and no, no toys in my ass
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How old are you? Where do you live? Are you looking for a bf?
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>>84225195
hope them walls are real brick walls and not that meme cardboard screwed onto wood you got goin in the us
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>incel niggas here actually think this woman is going to have sex with them
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>>84225211
This board has always been a disappointment. Only wizardchan (pbuh) punished this disgusting behavior of simps.
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>>84225211
>incel niggas here actually think this is a woman
zero proof
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>>84225214
Its only normal that being an incel for so long will make you this pathetic, these are the same dudes who give money to women on onlyfans. Quite sad really

>>84225218
About 5 or 6 anons who asked for her discord and tried to get her to add them
I have simp fatigue frankly
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>>84225226
tried? I added everybody, and people can still add me too
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>>84225233
Betting some money you will drop them after a week and you wont have sex with any of them though
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>>84225233
Did you cum?how many time? How old?-
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>inb4 tranny
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>>84225241
well yeah, I don't think I'm going to talk to them for very long, only 1 so far I'm interested in talking to for more than a few days, and I'm definitely not having sex with any of them.
>>84225258
what?
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>Didnt deny she is just accumulating a simp harem and doesnt plan to fuck any anon from this board
Lol.
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>>84225269
Did you cum
How many times
How old are you?
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>>84225265
has she even proven that fact that she's a real woman?
>>84225270
she doesn't seem to have faked an interest in having sex with anybody though, she hasn't even stated where she's from
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>>84225269
>predicted it before I saw it
All women really are the same and you guys will still simp for her, she is literally telling to she is discarding you for fun

The incels here will never learn.
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>>84225277
I don't see a point in talking any further with people I don't like, why would I lie?
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>>84225276
Of course she isnt interested in having sex with incel losers, very very few women are. Maybe 1% of any women who come here.
Its just incredibly sad to see simps beg for pussy like this
Especially when you know they are so ugly in real life they have to resort to 4chan to do it
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>>84225274
I've cum, yeah? over 1000 times at least too
>>84225284
Never said I was, I made the thread with the sole intention of gracing the board with the presence of the new lifeforms that are growing on my dildo
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>>84225290
I mean recently
Why do you keep avoiding stating your age
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>>84225303
It's not important, I'm old enough to be here, and I'm not so old that I would have kids

haven't you heard it's rude to ask a woman her age?
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>>84225306
Haven't heard its rude to deny a man his goon material
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>>84225303
>Why do you keep avoiding stating your age
She's 19
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>>84225290
How many times a day do you cum?
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>>84225303
Im sorry Mr. Pedo shes probably over 18
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>>84225310
How rude.
>>84225313
Typically twice, sometimes more, sometimes less
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Definitely a tranny thread. Gullible fucks.
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>>84225320
mind elaborating on that one sir?
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>>84225317
Fr twice? Did you do it yet
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>>84225320
Its sad that people fall for this shit
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>>84225338
zero elaboration
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>>84225195
Damn, that's a big one. Quite girthy, too. Maybe you could try a middle ground?
>I used lube and did a bunch of clit play
Maybe it's also the position. I can only speak for anal play for obvious reasons, but when riding my dildo I can go much deeper than when laying on my back or pushing against the wall.
>and no, no toys in my ass
Awe that's a pity. Why so against it?
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OP how does the thread at >>gif/30421425 make you feel? Anything that looks like it'd be fun to replicate?
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>>84226190
>>>gif/30421425
Sorry for the broken cross-post
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>>84226221
>>>/gif/30421425
At least I'm bumping the thread
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>>84225206
imagine the grip of her pussy...holy
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Bumping to ask OP what she thinks about when she fucks herself with her mouldy rubber dick
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>>84225881
dude it's just gross
>>84226190
>>84226230
yeah, a ton from that thread looks fun
>>84226949
I mostly just put porn on my computer
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>>84227139
You send nudes to the people who add you?
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>>84227159
No, why on earth would I do that? if I was going to post nudes in the first place I wouldn't post a board where not many people would ask for them considering the rules of the board
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>>84223259
>Herby
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>>84227171
Some girls get off on it. I didn't say to post nudes.
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how fat is op?
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>>84227205
I'm just a tad chubby, a bit over the average weight for my height and age
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>>84227214
You send vocaroos of your orgasms to the people who add you?
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>>84227214
nice I will now add you on disc
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>>84227222
well I'm going to Uni so I won't add you until I get home
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>>84227234
np its this one right >>84223550
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>>84227240
Yeah, that's it, I won't be friending you for hours though.
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>>84227246
whatever sent anyway
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>>84227139
>yeah, a ton from that thread looks fun
Top 2?
>I mostly just put porn on my computer
Cute. What kind? Will you do it to that thread tonight?
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>>84223221
Are you ugly and scared of rejection?
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Op imagine if you and a guy you like rode your dildos next to each other as you watch porn together. Would you like this scenario? What porn would you wanna watch in such a situation?
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Who cares. Autralians are almost as ugly as brits



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