>be me, a few minutes ago>kinda have to poop>not gay but it's kinda fun and feels a little nice when I use my anal muscles to push the shit back and forth inside my ass>maybe that's because it's touching my prostate but I'm not even sure where that is to be real>fart out a lot of gas>ok that felt pretty good>keep moving the shit back and forth internally via my sphincter muscles while watching YouTube on my phone>get really into it>probably too much>body says enough is enough>internal sensors go off>the shit has breached the asshole>holyfuckredalert.jpg>clench my bootyhole shut with the strength of a thousand men>have to book it to the bathroom>barely make it to the toilet and release the logs>a quiet sense of calm and relief washes over me>mfw I came very close to having logs falling out on the carpetI'm probably never doing that again. Maybe.
It's an effective way to dodge the draft
>>84228864I took a shit in ibiza
>>84228864>>not gay but>proceeds to say some really gay shit
>be me at 17>in school>suddendly i start to feel the most intense belly pain that i felt in my entire life>need to shieet>usually they don't let anyone go to the bathroom, but the terror on my face + the fact that i was the only student that wouldn't use the bathroom to fight/fuck/do drugs softened the heart of the teacher>she lets me go>run down stairs, through school, and then AGAIN upstairs to reach the bathroom>i almost can't reach it>pretty sure that a little bit of poop escaped my being>i sit down on the first toilet i see, there was no wall in between them so i didn't even watch where the hell i sat>i push industrial quantities of excrement out of my body, kilos and kilos of it>for around a minute, my ass was literaly an open faucet liberating a great caudal of shit>never felt something like that before or after the event>it's finaly over>i feel victrious and calmed>i stand up to see my creation>and then i see it>oh no>i sat on one of those stupid german toilets and shat there, and the posibilities that i could flush that thing were 0>picrel is an aproximation>i do NOT exagerate when i say that the toilet was almost overflowing with poop, like a glass FULL TO THE TOP of water >it of course didn't flush>i couldn't just leave it there>i had to think>i put my pants without cleaning my dirty rectum (no tp there of course) and think of a plan >i plan to ask the cleaning lady for a plastic bag, and use it to grab the shit piece by piece and put it slowly in other toilet>i go for her>she says she doesn't have any bag >only a rag and a bucket>fac>so i take it, go back to the bathroom and begin to use the rag to grab pieces of thick, almost liquid shit. >i fail miserably, get full of shit from my hands to my hair and clothes>the cleaning lady walked in and found my on my knees, drenched in shit, grabing pieces of my own excrement with almost my bare hands>she tells me to go to the girl's baths, where there is water to clean myself
