How can I farm aura so I can fuck cute 18 year old college girls? I'm a 30 year old incel.
>>84235177Imagine grabbing her foot and mashing it right into your face? I'd cum in 5 seconds desu
>>84235177Have reason to interact with them and seem like an experienced worldly mature guy who's done cool stuff.I'm 39 and going back to college and there are multiple barely legal girls that I'm positive I could bag with minimal effort, one in particular is an absolute semen demon, exactly my type, and I'm 99% sure she'd cheat on her conveniently out of state BF with me if I gave her the opportunity just based on the way she goes out of her way to hang around me and how she looks at me, but I'm 1000% not prepared to deal with the shit that would entail and also I have a strong feeling she's gonna turn into a fat hag by 25.
>>84235177Offer them drugs, works every time
>>84235215>>84235294These. Get rich or be a drug plug.
>>84235283least delusional post i ever read
>>84235177I was showering this morning and pulled my fat pubis back and my cock was this long>It's over
>>84235592>pulled my fat pubis back and my cock was this longFeeling that too, anon. What the fuck are we supposed to do? Shit won't even decrease significantly even if I dropped like 10kg. I can't get rid of mine even when my weight is lower.
>>84235283It would entail zero shit. Her boyfriend is probably her old high school boyfriend, hence out of state. If she doesn't cheat on him with you she'll do it with someone else. And who cares if she's a fat hag at 25. You don't have to stay with her forever. You're just coming up with excuses not to act because you're scared she'll turn you down.
>>84236075He's in boot camp. She's talked about moving to live with him when he gets stationed but my experience with military people and relationships makes that seem unlikely. No shit I'm scared, not of the rejection itself but of what it'd mean for me if it got out that a nearly 40 year old guy came onto a girl who turned 18 last month. My family and friends would fucking kill me if I did that too, even moreso if I actually DID start fucking/dating her. I really do feel bad about the idea of being an old bastard who pumps and dumps a naive college girl too. In a vacuum, I'd absolutely hit it like the fist of an angry god, but any way it went there'd be a whole lot of bullshit and I'm not in a position to give a younger girl what she expects from an older man right now anyway, otherwise I wouldn't be back in school and I wouldn't be on this board.
>>8423611518 is 18. It shouldn't be your problem that people are so mindbroken about a consenting adult fucking an old man.
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>>8423517710 years younger is realistic, more not
>>84235177I'm 37 and recently started going back to college. It's much easier than you think. In fact it's far too easy.
