Goddess Laura edition x
Bunch of religious nutters in the last threadFucking hell x
We all heaven in life xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZSXpshaHQw
sparked out shitty nappy mongboy edish
Mong edish
I SET THE STANDARD
i want to impregnate a fat minger
helpernonce edish
paedolad edition
Countdown is on until HHL starts posting Hitler clips and gets banned
tripfaggot edish
Seanfagging edish
I fight for free speech x
>>84241857Bring back marmiteman4
I didn't choose to be borns did I x
Sparked out paedos edish
Katy Perry knows the score x2017 vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug
standard setting spacker x
Somebody needs to check in on seasideMARK it's almost been 6 months.
>>84241869Never. That era is dead now. I will arise when Britain needs me most x
Hope note hate > mongmiteman4
tfw no fem-male gf
>>84241909He's either living with Helen or got kicked out of his flat and is now living in a hostel.
Hoping for some ground invasion happenings soon x
>>84241930Kharg Island soons x
On the 3rd bevvie now arent i x
>>84241687cheers lad, on that Entei grind now. following the strategy in >>84241459.will confess i'm resetting my save, getting a fresh Fly to Ecrutreak in every time. done about 25-30 tries and still no sign of Entei ;_;might just go back to playing the game normally and hoping i encounter it by chance.
>>84241951On me 7th totals. Last weer now then garn on the AU wodka x
>>84241929Don't know what to believe, can't see him moving in with Helen and I doubt he's still being on the run over that Marie Healy crap. You'd have to be crazy to give up a council flat in the current year, especially in a place like Dorset. Hope he's not in a hostel. That would be fucking terrible.
>>84241973On the brassiere's de lid?
I do apologize for my previous drunk rants. I didn't mean to upset anyone. I am autistic and when I drink I let loose. Sometimes I feel like I can only truly be myself when I'm posting here x
>>84241987On the last Brassiere nows lid then garn on the AU wodka. Got some VK as well x
>>84241979The Marie stuff was a complete nothing burger, they just made compilations of videos that have been online for years. He was saying in the run up to quitting that he'd be giving YouTube up if he moved in with Helen, so I like to think that is what happened.
>>84241700the perfect Saturday night edish x
Fucks sake Starmer you shabbos goy cunt>NEW: The UK is preparing to deploy RFA Lyme Bay to help destroy Iranian mines in the Strait of Hormuz>RFA Lyme Bay will be retrofitted with several autonomous mine clearance capabilities, including underwater drones and mine-hunting boats, while at port in Gibraltar>A defence source says the decision to deploy is not yet final
sparked out battyboy edish
>>84242066So we are helping in the war but also not joining in, even though we are a little bit. What a crock of shit.
Welp, that's all the beer gone.On the AU wodka nows x
>>84242091>AU wodkaIs that some girly shit?
Reports of black triangles over Kharg island x
>>84242106It's like these weird cans bruh just woogle them x
>>84242109Based triangle bros x
>>84242110What flavour have you got lad?
>>84242125Pink lemonade x
Might just fuck off this wizza and get some more wooze x
>>84242131pipe downs and get that wizza x
>>84242127Daft Mackem fanny
>>84242114Aliens aren't real lid. Project blue beam coming on strong.
I CALL THE SHOTS NOWSI GO GET MORE WOOZE X
I SAY JUMPBRITAIN SAYS HOW FUCKING HIGH
And here he goes again....
>>84242164Have another can of girl pop lad x
would be fucking hilarious if he got banned and lost his 4chan pass
>>84242127Pink to make the boys wink. Little girls drink that lad
Keep dreaming bout me banned boys.I play it safes now xI go shop nows to get more wooze x
I got bullied at school for liking rock music. Specifically Nirvana
>>84242207I had a friend who liked Casabian and Kings of Leon and he used to make snide little comments about me liking Metallica.
>>84242203>>84241700Hell yeahWe are so backAnd I'm now a wizard tooCheers de lids.
me? used to like avenged sevenfold but kept that to myself
The local shop is closed I can't believe it. I thought it stayed open until 12.Fuck it. Wiss up cancelled x
Getting wizza in then crashing out as orignally intended. Probably for the best x
>>84242246Based LSFPL xWhere the fuck have you been x
get the drinks delivered lad xjust a four pack
>>84242270Love me a nice double LI've just not been on here much desu, felt a bit burned out from the chans in general. But since I just became a 30 year old virgin I thought why tf not make a return. Hope you're good HHL.
>>84242249Corrrr based. Every now and then I listen to them again for nostalgia's sake. Are you the guy who got a tattoo from some of their album art or something?I also fancy Matt a little bit ngl desu. He cool. It so so sad that their last album was weird I didn't like it. No good kino since nearly a decade ago. It not right.
>>84242294Garn get that wizza now. White slag on the phone taking the order all the workers are pakis/mudslimes who stare at you when you walk in. Proper Rotherham 2009 vibes man x
There's me thinking I'm out of wozze but I got like 4 drinks left in the fridge. Oh aye.Garn get this wizza from these pakis now x
I wonder what happened to that grad job anon. Or was it just another larp. Who knows.
lads feeding you and you call them a slur. mad
>>84242320Enjoy ma leed!Glow is so cute tooneed to watch more of this Jewish temptress desu
Worst part of getting old? Orgasms aren't as good as you age. Really missed those wanks I had when I was a teenager.
I just got back with that wizza me x
Delivery driver said last time I was in I called him a roid head lmfao x
Garn need a nappy update stat x
This great cityIt will endureSunderland will survive xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8
In the mood for random musings but I haven't drank in 2026 and it just doesn't feel the same. Just not got it in me de lids. You lose some of the bad and some of the good when you stop drinking int it.
What tunes are we listening to tonight lads?>https://youtu.be/aogoo90kiA0?si=XiMFis4nThCrah4x&t=650
>>84242478HE SPITS OUT BRITS OUT ONLY SMOKES CARROLS
o..on...one shshssss....sshhh...shhhanddy bbbbbbbass pppp..pp..please
Putting the rest the rest of the wizza away for later let's get wissed x
Favourite Fontaines D.C. track? Hard one. I'll give a top 5.BloomsdayYou SaidFavouriteSha Sha ShaBig Shot
>>84242388Based LSFPL xYou know the score x
>>84242515that one they never stop playing on radio X, ever
you make me feel like a zero dollar man
I just wanted to fit in x
Qualityhttps://youtu.be/wdt4D6BRdcA?t=8
Been pushed suicides all me life xI continue on x
My childhood was smallMy childhood was smallBut I'm gonna be big!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYi9RQVy3dA&t=2221s
Finishing off me last bacardi breezer nows x
OH FUCKING AYE Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR7v5ix5hU
>>84242640Latinas are so fine
Happening in Derby>A man has been arrested after "multiple pedestrians" were struck by a car in Derby city centre, police have said.>A number of people were injured, some of them seriously, and were treated at the scene by paramedics before being taken to hospital.
This 4chan pass is lush and I mean LUSH xNo captchas for me x
>>84242665>Latinas are so fineTrue that de liddingtons x
Try that in a small town xSmall town America won't tolerate Muslim grooming gangs like England xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY
>paying to post here>talking to himselfwhoahahahahhahahaha
England has fallen xEven if we win the World Cup the stain of Rotherham makes us losers x
>>84242695They all voted for pedo Trump instead
>>84242709Embrace losing to Pakistan
>>84242713Pipe downs x>>84242721Bit too far that lid x
>>84242731Wag tonight lid? You know you wanna x
>>84242738Nope. I'm 12 weeks free of that shit and it's lush.You do some for me x
>>84242731Mona Khalifa on X may make you reconsider some things...
>>84242776>Mona Khalifa>68.8K Followershttps://x.com/mistressmona_Has femdom and white genocide fetish gone mainstream?
>The Muslim New World OrderLmfao x
Mate I'm into femdom but this Muslim domination stuff is cringe af ngl lmao xKeep that shit to yourself x
gonna start a new game of stardew, just a small farm, little sheeps
helpernonce defends foreign nonces specifically targeting white british girls on ethnic and religious grounds
I'm not going anywhereI hope you realize thatThis is my fucking general
>>84242857Blah blah blah nobody cares lmao x
Been robbed an hour
On that OG Britney grind xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ
Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_WUnSYa2E
one post and he's fuming and it is lush
paedoboy paedoboy crying paedoboy
I'm here thoughs xFuck the lot of ya x
>tfw thoughts are dictated by the language of the time you live in>tfw language has been debased to such an extent that you cannot trust the thoughts you have had throughout your entire lifeProbably the only way to fix this is to just not speak for years and relearn language from first principles or something. It not lush.Clocks going forward is also not lush.Thinking about how absolutely stupid the phrase "forgive but don't forget" is. That's not forgiveness. Many such cases.
Paki cock x
Lmao Iran garn full scale xhttps://files.catbox.moe/caml6l.mp4
Trump's favourite married a Jew.Of course he will have a soft spot for Israel.Jewish capitalism in his blood. Pathetic x
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_United_States_Cabinet_membersTotal occupation x
Jews think goyim like Trump are scum yet they will fuck and marry his daughter xLmao x
I will be King one day xThe people demand it xFuck Charles the woke Islam capitalist loving cunt x
If Trump was smart he would let Iran and Israel destroy each other.The world is better off without them both x
White Europeans and White Americans don't need Israel or Iran.Or Jews or Muslims in general tbqh.
Greens support GazaTories support IsraelWho gives a fuck about your American bullshit..Iran and Israel can nuke each other the world is a better place x
I hope Iran and Israel destroy each other.That's it. That's the best take.
Finishing off me VK then crashing out x
HHL you said you weren't going to have these full scale drunkpostings, but your first day back and here you are.
>>84243190Fuck it lid circumstances xThey covering up aliens and forcing us to care about Zionists (Israel) and Islamists (Iran) killing each other.The truth is that we're (White Europeans) better off without Zionists and Islamists. Both are a curse. Both are buden. Both are punishment we shouldn't have to deal with. Both need to go.
gonna make a butty, anyone want a butty?
>>84243238corrr gizza bacon butty on broon barm.
Hey guys what's happening xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
WHAT'S IN CHARLOTTESVILLE X
I know what Reuters is though x
Why do they call it the show me state?You don't know?
Colorado, Missouri... that's what I'm talking about.American x
Who's this guy hiding over here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
HelperLad you are looking to the skies when you should be looking beneath your feet.there are no triangles. but there IS a race of underground mole-men controlling our thoughts and shaping our history.
You open your mouth and tell me we're your from, just make sure it's clear fucking English, okay?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>I'm from Hong Konghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>>84243322So CHINA?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>>84243238it bacon bacon butty time, bacon bacon mutty time x
Necking this VK now xThat was fun x
Off to bed then. Know this clock going forward business is gonna fuck with me sleep, it not right
Everybody just calms downs x
Ngl I miss the wrugs at times like this x
martmitemong4 getting sparked out and that is lush x
Finishing off me wooze nows xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
martmitemong lol
>>84243529You'll do nothing x
One English child is worth like 100,000 Israelis and IraniansI don't give a fuck about Zionists and Islamists. Just snuff each other out already and let Whites live in peace x
Fuck Western White liberals too.Economically safe cunts. They live their lives like they're in the Truman Show.
Crashing out after I finish off this wooze but am getting up early to carry it on just a need a few hours sleep xThis is not over x
>>84243602what are you going to do? tell your carer on me?whoahahahahaahahahha
>>84243771You won't do anything to me. You're a online faggot and you won't do anything in real life lmao. You're a coward lmao x
Finishing off this wooze now and crashing out or should I go warage?
Anyone who turns up at my address will be considered a direct threat to my life and will be dealt with catastrophically x
>>84243832warage the same as kate middletonlooking to end your regime x
That's all the wooze finished off x
>>84243861My regime has no end x
Comedy is subjective britfeel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
Everybody is awful these faysI pass you everyday and nobody notices me x
You're awful britfeel x
Posting those AI memesDoxxing meYou just wanted to make fun of me x
What do you get when you close a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons HIM and treats HIM like trashI'll tell what ya get xxx
Why is everybody so upset about these guys?If it was me dying in the gutter you would walk right over me. Nobody cares about the likes of me.
Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy xFuck the tories x
They are scared of the Jews taking away their bank balances. Capitalist cunts. Middle class mongs xJust launch the launch the nukes xEnglish people, especially Tories are basically English Jews. They are money obsessed mongs. They are the majority now. It's over x
MONEYPROFITGREEDVOTE TORY XVOTE REFORM XOVER 6OS KNOW THE SCORE X
I am so disillusioned I just want WW3 to break out and the nukes to start to flying. Rich people disgust me on an atomic level.Jesus fucking christ x
Just necked that wizza.Garn beddingtons now.I hope all tories kill themselves xA single fox is worth all Tory cunts xGood night x
Din-din o' clockington, is itX
In beddingtons nows xFuck the ToriesFuck Reform UKFuck the royal family Fuck Americans Good night x
HelperLad is a fictional character designed to make people with certain beliefs look ridiculous.
Farting rn, meX
NopeI'm a white male from a poor family in Sunderland. I'm a nobody. I'm a loser.Rich Tories wouldn't give a fuck if I killed myseld or died of cancer. If anything they probably wish it or just pretend I don't exist. Fuck them x
They are cruel to animals x
I'm out xhttps://youtu.be/xLlv50gGpgw?si=hVbikwk5BDfV_Syo
Just defecated meXIndeed yes
>>84244098>>84244169>>84244223all that dinner is causing your gastrointestinal distress.although, i did just have my own din-dins at 6am-ish (fried rice + tinned chilli con carne, lush)
94 posts in 8 hours. Overnight. The absolute state.
>>84244431HHL won. Again. And you're seething.
>>84244431clear welper victorykeeps /r9k/ alive x
>>84244578Returning from a ban then shitposting more than 50% of total posts. Such a winner.>>84244596Keep telling yourself that, chief. Incorrect. But you do you.
Sometimes, i rip the skinDon't iX
>>84244651Probably closer to 90% lad. We've been here many times before.
>>84244654my daddy taught me a few things, like how NOT to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth.
for me it's>Uncle Mugens Special Hypnotic I Will Make You Come Without Touching Yourself Audio Recording(now lost media)dunno if he still posts on /jp/ but i loved this unc ahh mf'er
>efukt.com/24631_CAMTASTROPHES_19.htmlIt appears kinosis has been achieved
if you can spaff spontaneously in your sleep, you can spaff spontaneously while awake. if you can't, you're probably one of those people who says they can't picture an apple in their mind's eye (aka liars)
>>84244745>Sorry, you have been blocked>You are unable to access efukt.comi keep forgetting you don't live here.
>efukt.com/24628_Rookie_Thinks_Anal_Is_Easy.htmlWhat a stupid NPC roastie lol
Newfags cant into hyperlinks?
>>84244780It's a gimmick, you wouldn't understand.
>>842447804chan doesn't have hyperlinks to external sites.you're not one of those newbies who uses scripts, are you...?
for me, it's highlighting a URL then clicking 'Open in New Tab' in the context menu.you have to wonder, how do browsers know some plaintext is a URL? what about all these weird new TLDs where they're words?
Yeah i had another crazy dream, some bugger trying to kill me again. Of course I killed em.Realised I dream these things most nights, as I hate myself, day and night, all day every day, even in muh sleep, kek. Good thing is, I've not died in a dream yet (obviously cursed it now) so thinking thats a good sign. I also dreamed about her again last night.
>>84244831No it's not.>>84244834www.suckmuhtodger.co.uk
Silly me.https://www.suckmuhtodger.co.uk
https://www.mightniptotheshopsoonandgetsomebreakfaststuff.co.uk
he said he wasn't going to get drunk and have a welty. not rite
>>84244944>>84244955i hope you're not actually running scripts in your browser without knowing what they do, lid. that's like sticking your condomless penis inside an escort.
>>84245018Now you're showing your kiddie nature, lad.>using scripts https;//www.*shudders*.co.uk
>>84245026Error error abandon script, awoooga, waifus and cats first.
zoomers letting web pages run scripts that are literally sending off data the same way boomers used to install toolbars.
>kiddos can't into basic shitHello world.Anybody there?
i like websites running crypto miners and taking data from my computer without me knowing.i just prefer the internet to be a 'live service', it is convenient, it's how i like it (personal preference).
>he doesn't know how to do things himselfI'm genX, it's what we had to do. Maybe that's why helicopter parenting came in? Left to fend for yourself as a child, so people do the opposite of what their parents did at times.Bunch of pooftahs.
really don't like the way the web has gone. just want the old web back.you can have <video> tags for videos, that's fine. why was that not enough? leave XSS in the past along with Flash and Silverlight.
>>84245065Bet you whinged when colour photography came out, eh granddad.
maybe if the script tags added some extra spice, like you can calculate some numbers but there should always be the option to submit a web form.some sites don't work when you turn it off. for no reason. they just say 'please enable JavaScript' and why? you can show me text/image on a page.we are allowing malware into our computers and mediocrity into our hearts.
>>84245078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_lVqP1-Efohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M2FA2rjYg4kinos went downhill once they discovered how to do green.
>>84245084It was good when it was the information super highway, now it's social media/data collection.
There's prison officer jobs neets. No excuse really. Don't you want control over caged deanos and muhammads?
>>84245137>No excuse really. i am frightened of being attacked (with fists OR with words)
>>84245159I'd be more worried about being spit on or have poo/blood thrown at me.
Anon you did a big stinky mud pie in my woods, I will be seeing you in the Verderers' court!
>>84245173heard some horror stories about junkies mugging people with infected needles.might be an urban legend, but it's a pretty clever idea in a way. you could be in prison and your blood is a weapon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3xUjw2BCYE>tfw bad AIDS not good AIDS
My failed business idea? Selling sexual aides through radio advertising only. Nobody wanted to buy them.Struggling with amore problems, WORRY NO MORE, for just 39.99 we will give you a year's worth of sexual aides. No more struggles, all the ladies will be thinking corr bet he has sexual aides.
Excited for the opportunity to announce that i've ripped a truly disruptive and paradigm-shifting fartington just now X
found this in the pocket of my apus osh kosh b'gosh dungarees, should I be worried?
Ruth is pregnant.
*Dies for Epstein-adjacent ZOG stooges and high finance in WW3*
Anon is proper gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N34mPQ35bFkNigga be sporting that anti-drone WW3 drip, is he not
>>84245236me? made a fortune selling fanny musks through smell-o-vision.what can i say? sex smells.
Kharg-coded kino coming in soon, innit X
>it's on like Pokemon!Howardian line.
>>84245318*sets off an EMP*Nothing personal kid.
>>84245318Sorry, meant to reply to the post above yours.
Which one of you cunts nicked my hour? Give it back
>>84245351>>84245355too late, you have shut down my olfactory factory. i'm ruined.
>>84245381I'm a bit annoyed by this, they've stolen the weekend and I get 0 compensation? yeah im not doing any work tomorrow, I dont anyway wfh but still.>:(
>>84245381you know what's mental? someone will die today before their loved ones could make it to the hospice/hospital to say goodbye ;_;
>>84245391Yeah they will, and it'll be whichever fucker has run off with my hour. I'm getting it back one way or another
>>84245383*teleports behind you*Gives you a brand new state of the art bigger n better (with added solar panels to keep production costs low) olfactory factory.
I forgot about the clock change, so it was really 6am when I woke from my slumber.
>>84245383Please elaborate on what you produce at the olfactory factory
Fink i'll shaveXVerily yes
>>84245351>personnelFtfy reddit zoomer faggot newfag
Bit hungover like, me. Had loads of pints and then cracked open the wineberg all before dinner. Not a smart move that. Still, not too bad considering, had a nice night with some mates. Also acquired a goose egg yesterday so going to scramble that all up for brekkie. Look at the size of the cunt.
>>84245424I don't have a mongboy image on my phone, unfortunately, but luckily I have this.
https:/www.oofthoweverwillherecover.org
My script is broke wtf @grok fix this
>>84245442You are, in fact, the mongboy. Meme failure, I am disappoint.
htwww.pppoopooss://blurpblorpfeedmemoredata.coom
>>84245457You're trying too hard to save face.I doubt you did it on porpoise, lad.
Alcohol bad for yous de lids>>84245439
Think snarf just likes company. She's just jumped up and sat next to me while I'm having a smoke. Yes, I am making sure the smoke doesn't go near her.
>>84245503No it isn't it makes me feel good and have a nice time. Alcohol is good for me.
>>84245416old factories.
>>84245519Yous probably right lido.
lol'd at that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 for doing this.
Well you know what they say, tennesseein' is tennibelievin'
Gonna cry when Tom Waits dies no cap fr.
>Spiderberg crawling all ovah me monitor rnckin ellDisgustan.tiff
Got a quick survey for the lads. If you could all answer asap it's quite important. >Do you wear wigs?>Have you worn wigs?>Will you wear wigs?>When will you wear wigs?
>>84245566Aye death is a saddening process indeed. Some try anti aging, but as they say Tom Waits for no one.
>>84245578No to all of em. Lock it in quick sharp.
after several years of lifting weights I appear to have stopped growing but I still get stronger, but the muscle doesn't grow anymore. Odd.
Feeling a bit sad, but hey, I'm not done for yet, so let's push on a bit further.
Feel rough af me. Keeping off the wooze for a while after today.
>>84245578I do not, I have not, I will if I go bald, probably in my 40s. I refuse to be bald, I dont mind the idea of glueing some rug to my dome, keep the back and sides like. Country is too chilly for no hair, fuck knows why men are designed to lose it on a rock, should be for warmer climates not colder.
>>84245676tiny mong in his tiny room that no woman will ever set foot in
>BrawnQuite edible, will definitely purchase again.
>MEAT IS MURDER!Uh achsully, killing the animal to get it into a state to be butchered, is murder.Also, glue a knife to its paw, is it murder or self defence?I rest muh case yer onnah.
>>84245578Not dailyYesYesWhen I dress up as a little cum slut for daddy
>>84245687Not even a tiny woman?
Deliberg-on-the-naze cooling off right now, is it notX
>>84245578yes to all, i dress up as an apuette partly for sexual gratification but also to entrap wealthy apus
Wouldn't mind 4 alcoholic beverages, but i don't know if I'll be able to walk to the shop and back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmla2M0zzR4>Sly News kikes just casually lying and claiming the pissrahellis are bulldozing lebanese homes "out of fear of them being boobytrapped" when in reality this is part of their genocidal annexation policyThe chutzpah of it
there's a bee in my kitchen lads
>>84245805open the window and stay calm you fanny, it'll only sting you if you start moving around like a downie
>in junior school>playing a rhyming/snap card game>a lad plays 'four' to rhyme with 'door'>the teacher allows itstill haven't gotten over this 25 years later.
>>84245805you got a bee in your kitchen
>>84245805get a fly swatter, one of the best purchases i've ever made.although, the extendable handle has snapped off mine, now i have to get DANGEROUSLY CLOSE to wasps.
>>84245811shittest comic origin going desu
>>84245805So? It's a bee. Get a grip. >>84245825Pathetic smelly bastard
>>84245811Should have rhymmed 3.14 with sky.Maffs bants.
Highly likely to eat a hot cross bun, toasted with butter, in the next 45 minutes. Will report back.
No wonder these epstein-adjacent ZOG pedo satanists are seething about the iranians innitEspecially those pissrahellis with their talmud outright stating mary was a whore and christ is boiling in excrement in hell and all that. Nasty stuff
update: bee has been successfully killed
>>84245879fuck sake ladKill the wasps, save the bees
>>84245879Now that's straight up murder. Why didn't you set it free?
>>84245879disgusting behaviour desu
>>84245879Pathetic little gimp you are desu
>>84245879Would genuinely drop you as a friend over this if I knew you irl. Wrongun behaviour
>Forgot i asked claudeberg about the other thing already previously in the convo like 2-3 times>It actually gets pissed off a little, goes on about how "we've been over this a couple times already" and it'll "tell me one final time" nowClanker ahh blud ought to chill out methinks
*informs the apus bee has died*
25 years of being the smartest lad in every room
use a rolled up magazine to coax bees out the window. use a glass + paper to rescue spiders and set them free outside.always murder wasps and moths (by any means necessary).
*Farts in ur face*X
Hello I am a nonce drug addict scrounger, allow me tell you how society should be run
they'll cosign triangles, but not my passport application.
got a horrible ringing in my ear after one too many tramadols. how do tinnitus lads cope?
>>84245948Can also use the glass and paper with bees.
>>84245986nah, bees have a habit of moving vertically OFF surfaces (flying)
>>84245984It beats you down after years. If you survive the first 5 years, you'll be ok.
>>84245989Got to be quick. Also works with wasps if not in a killing mood.
Mid 30s millennial midwit educated by wikipedia
heard that bee that anon killed was a newly qaulified doctor who was going to treat kids with cancer (in a non noncey way)
Might fart again nowX
>but like. what's WRONG with that, really?
>>84246011I'm a mid 20s zoomer midwit educated by Wikipedia
miss Vimeomiss Flickrmiss mihai
>>84246032Bog off mihai
Wonder if HHL still edits wikipedia pages
Fyi the hot cross bun has been toasted, buttered and consumed. Only cost 1 a penny 2 a penny it cost me so an absolute bargain really.
>>84246141>Only cost 1 a penny 2 a penny it cost me?
>>84246148You heard me. Hot cross buns.
>>84246148Forren innit, confuses everyone.
>"maybe i should just kms"How often does this thought creep into your heads anons? for me its many times a day
Ah yes, feel streets in the shitter again now the paki rape gang enjoyer is back.See you in less tainted threads, friends.
>>84246158Not forren ya uneducated swine, bet yer a 2nd generation aren't you. Coming over ere not knowing are traditions.
>>84246174Check the thread he's been talking to himself all night the sad little mong
>>84246161Just moved on to calling myself a stupid fucking cunt now. Not going to kill myself desu, but a lot of mental torture is ok.
>>84246188Noted, thanks lad i will give it a try
What is blud gooning to
>>84246200I wouldn't recommend it anon, try other things first. You might be able to love yourself.
>>84246161>>84246188both of these for me lads hahah rite
>>84246203Dead crips?
>>84246210>You might be able to love yourself.Way past that de lid Life is just constantly fucking grim and miserable, i do my best to ignore it all but the brief moments of happiness quickly fade and are very infrequent as time goes on
>>84246185Boxroom shut in billy no mates that is what he is
Might lie down soon me X
>>84246248Me? Just finished a 90 min nap
>>84246141Oh love me a good wot wross wun me. Got some downstairs might have 2 right now oh aye.
Going to have a beer, then walk to the shop for more beer, then walk back and drink more beer.
>>84246270dislike that this is three beers and not the usual four (4) beers.
y-yikes!
>>84246270You shouldnt drink alone, it depression inducing
Thoughts on my new haircut?
Farted again just nowQuite odorous indeedX
>>84246304Beer beer, as I'll buy 4 but potentially drink 5.>>84246312Done it for years lad.
>>84246318alri Moni
does anyone remember this website?it was an advert for Burger King (somehow) but it was a laugh typing in daft commands.
>>84246342Holy shit yeah I do remember that. Remember getting him to dance around and stuff. Wouldn't he turn and wag his finger at you or something if you asked him to do anything rude?Old internet was weird
>>84245283You'd think that the Jews would have a more efficient way of packing slaves on transports than that. You could get at least 4 times that many if you planned it like a slave ship.Jews, think of the savings!!
Well skinner you're an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham
Starting to fink mi holiday done be not so much fun. *hmmmm's*
>>84246326>Done it for years lad.Not good
Sad cunt desperately trying to play dollies
Roight denDone me wollox in for now haven't i Off to beddinghams X
>>84246379Tis what it is. Do 90% of things alone.
>>84246379Was never a fan of shippy due to him being a paedophile but he was right about alcohol and anal sex
o...on...one shshshshsh...sh...shhh..shandy bbbbbbbbbbbbass ppp...pp..ppp..p...please
>>84246348>Wouldn't he turn and wag his finger at you or something if you asked him to do anything rude?oh aye, he gave you a right waggle if you typed 'fuck'.>Old internet was weirdremember this Hotel 626 website 'n'all? was only 'open' 6pm to 6am but in US time, i remember staying up and playing it, 6spooky6me. somehow, it was an advert for Doritos.
Oh aye, shaken, nae the fook ya doing pal? Pure dunnae stir the cunt.
Mi name?, it's wee Jimmy bond.
todger has shrunk. pretty much all head atm.
>>84246484whats happening down there lid? you cold or something more sinister going on?
>>84246484HHL has the same problem
We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears
>>84246486not sure lad. might be the weather, i could be ill, maybe i am getting fat(ter).just wish i was signed up to one of those penis size surveys. bring the average right down, all the lads reading the results would feel better about themselves.
based Simpsons poster
>>84246512sacrificing yourself for the greater good is a very honourable thing to do lad, hopefully youll get another chance in future
>>84246500He really is thick as fuck little lad. He needs to be euthanised ASAP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Dk-nzt7Ig
>>84246519Flu? Protein deficiency? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiiiiiis? Unsatisfying sex life?
I call him Gamblor
hello brits. i was looking on desu for something and saw one of you in the alton thread claim to be an oldfag from being here in 2019 when captchas were added. you. where are you?
>>84246548that was me, sup friend?
>>84246548yea that was me, what can i do for you?
Want to do anal with Chika. Reckon he's an amazing shag.
>>84246568please don't steal my valour. i worked hard tracking down that Cornelia-tan art in the full resolution ;__;
>>84246548Me? Here since 2017. It grim.
Listen shut up a minute
My urine smells quite badly today
My urine smells of girls fanny.
my urine smells just like my trackies.
Sometimes when I eat a lot of chicken my urine smells of chicken afterwards. Only noticed it with chicken though other meats not
>2014 gamergate online feminism wars were 12 years ago >2016 US election and Brexit are almost 10 years ago. >2020 and Covid and George Floyd was 6 years agoFucking hell lads. We are 6 years into the 2020s over half the decade done. 2020s have been weird as fuck.
>>84246656Numbers mean nothing to me
Biggest change in the 2010s?Smartphones. Hands fucking down. Smartphones changed everything.Biggest change in the 2020s? AI. Shit is changing a lot.Biggest change in the 2020s? Easy access virtual reality porn.
AI takes all the jobs and makes the bourgeois super duper rich even richer. Essentially a new techno-feudalism is implemented where the wealthiest and most powerful are those who own the rights to tech. Low wage immigrants are cheap labour for simple manual jobs that AI cannot do. AI takes tonnes of jobs. High atomised society comprising heavily of those from a migration background with wildly different cultures causes increasing and increasing friction meaning that the working class can never form a general alliance against all this. Left just keeps shouting racist racist repeatedly with no qualification as they have done.
Reckon Ruthmong's old laptop finally died, wonder how hes coping
Corrr been out in a torrential rain/hail storm there. It was intense to the point where the haistonesl hurt a bit. Mad.>>84246572How could you possibly know this anon?
>>84246713I don't know that's why I said I "reckon".
>>84246726True true, that is how words work, I forget.
>>84246663You did the 2020's twice. We can only accept your first answer, sorry.*releases the hounds*
>>84246713>haistoneshai to you too!
ill af feel a fever coming on, shall call in sick for tomorrow x
>>84246750Strange typo I made int it. Honestly that storm felt like a message from God or something. But what means? Dunno.
>>84246697He was banging on about dying children a lot last I noticed.
>>84246736What about the dogs with the bees in their mouth so when they bark they spit bees?
>>84246761How old are you and whats your profession?
>>8424677424, chief vagina inspector and tester for the porn industry
>>84246774Why you wanna know that? Also I'd hardly call my menial job a profession. It's more like being a mole digging through mud. Eyes permanently fixed to the ground. Scurrying about for nothing.
>>842465482017 is seen as old? fuck me ive been here since 2012
>>84246788How do I get this job? Do you get any mole benefits like your own hole system?
>>84246810I first started using the Chan in 2007. Switched from b to r9k the day it was invented. Everyone was calling each other gentlemen.
>>84246811It was a metaphor my lid. Though more literally I think it harms eyesight to be looking at multiple screens all day so it's not far off.
>>84246818>2007i kneel. i won't be starting 4chan until 2027, that's how new i am.
>>84246823Yeah same really lad. I can get annual eye tests through work but I don't bother, can just feel my glasses getting less effective each year.
>>84246831I haven't gotten glasses yet but I really probably should.
just been downstairs to collect two of three parcels the Amazon bloke didn't bring up (maybe he had a good reason).in no fit state to go down for the third.
Looks like seasideMARK is in hiding over the Marie Healy stuff, here's a recent phone conversation speaking to some kids mum about rumours of him noncing somebody else's kids. https://youtu.be/CvNhkqEwnog?si=1dkXiM25YCSpsO6Q
oh bloody hell yeah the wind/rain/hail just proper kicked in. coming down in sheets like the Quidditch match in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
>>84246850Big box of cans is it? Maybe you could rig some sort of pulley system up so you can just hoist it up the stairwell.
>>84246869aye, 24 cans of 7Up Zero.really wish i'd rationed the Diet Coke and Irn Bru better, i'm almost out. was trying to be smart with stocking up since i have about 50 quid to last me until my next PIP comes through.
>>84246850that's a mouse?
>>84246888i see you've played mousey spoony before.
Nonces in prison get to have more sex with females than you. You are a failure.https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/uk-news/prison-officer-sex-rapist-40-36919531
>>84241910You can't even arise for a woman you impotent, nappy-clad spastic
First wuppa of the day garn down the hatch. The wind outside is fucking mental today.
>>84246904This happens continually and continually again and again. Female prison guards getting dicked down by inmates. Obviously they applied for the job because they have a fetish for those sort of men.
>>84246922Remember listening to a former feminist woman who used to work at a womans shelter (place where women go if their bf has beaten them up). She said some of the lasses had been on their 4th or 5th violent partner and it was totally obvious they were very very drawn to violent and slightly sociopathic men. She said the women were very unpleasant about men they saw as soft. They had very specific expectations of masculinity and really liked that madly aggressive sort of man.
>>84246922The prison service are desperate for staff due to high turnover. I doubt she could get any other job other than prostitute being a single mum.
If you are a single man with no children, for every 100 quid you pay in total taxes (Income Tax, National Insurance, VAT, etc.) about 1 quid is used to fund Child Benefit.
anyone else not worked for years? do you even bother appyling?
>>84246858does just come off like trolls, what are these 'files'?Blad knows the lore and isn't happy with the guy, Zeus was calling him a nonce on the radio the other night. doubt those are in these troll circles, so what's the actual crack?
>>84246958I'm 32 and never worked a day in my life. Think I'm too far gone to ever start, really. Nor do I really wish to become a wage slave.
>>84246958I don't need to, been signed off and it's brilliant.
>>84246858That's old I think. He refers to 'The Exposed Fella' aka Cloutier, he hasn't been on the scene for years.
me? drinking water, staying hydrated and all that
What makes a white British man this angry?https://youtu.be/sAXFJKvIUTw
>>84246959It was me who posted it lad seeing as nobody else did and a few of us were wondering what he's been up to seeing as it's almost been 6 months since his absence. True I fell out with guy for what happened and I still think it was wrong do date a mentally challenged woman half his age but I forgave him and moved on.
watching wurassic wark. assume I have seen it before but can't remember a thing so quite enjoying it. what an experience.
>>84246982Do you get out? It's a huge annoyance when someone is in conversation for a few minutes and then they start asking about your job. >>84246983Sounds comfy.
oh look another windy day just FUCK off yeah? sick of it. Whats the point in hair when you you get reamed from all directions as soon as you step outside in this windy shithole
wouldnt mind stepping outside ruths windy shithole
>>84247053I know mate wish the rain would go away. Not good for my tomato seedlings.
>>84247053Yeah it's pretty annoying desu. Just not a pleasant country to be in for most of the year is it.
>>84246932I know a girl that's like this. She knows logically that a nice soft boy should be right for her, but she can't keep a relationship because she is incapable of not responding to thug types. She almost got a boyfriend attacked by a proper asbo chav because instead of disengaging she just lapped up the attention. I know because I was that boyfriend. Happy to say we broke up many years ago, I'd be even more fucked up in the head if we'd try to stick it through.
>>84246818I also started browsing 4chan in 2007. Spent a lot of time on /b/ where it was just Boxxy threads, dub threads, combo threads etc. There was a point in this websites life where it was just memes and jokes. Nothing was taken seriously and we didn't have shit boards like /pol/. It was just a bunch of edgy nerds. How I miss those times.
>>84247063Wonder if kyla has had more sex than her.
Garn play some Fortnite.Yeah I got that Lola Bunny skin and it's lush x
>>842470752008 summerfag reporting in, we didnt realise how good we had things then desu
>>84247027Nasty racist little thug. Honestly what's the point in acting like this?
>>84246983>>84246982Probably won't last for long, count your blessings and the time off. The government will be cracking down on this hard towards the end of the decade with upcoming benefit reforms especially if reform get in
Which 1 is the best flavour. I wanted orange nyan byt i wanted mint nyan as well i couldnt decide so I jst got bog standard version which is good byt it doesnt excite you rly n_n
>>84247098Mam loves these she used to have them all the time back in the day from the corner shop. They do mint one as well
>>84247098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZckqJwzM3nc>Fry's Turkish Delight. Full of Eastern promises.
>>84247081Alcohol and probably reads a lot of negative stories about immigrants. Needed to take his built up anger.
>>84247075Me too 07.Funny thgin was in the morning before skewl I went on computer nd opened all the freds i liked on /b/ or /v/ onto new tabs.Then came home at lunch time frm skewl to refresh nd read them lol.No smartphone then.Or archives.Had to rely on screenshots nd saving posts u like in Notepad.
>>84247078Thats kewl.Lola is cute.
It's a rainy, rum coffee SundayCheers lads x
>normies ran over en masse in derby last nightreligion of peace or incel extremist?
>>84247140Nvr heard of that before. Would give me the shits. I like baileys coffee.
>>84247075The general culture was VERY different back in 2007. The rise of woke culture on tumblr in the early 2010s drove people fucking insane and unironically turned them into faux Nazis.
>>84247165>derbyIt's not even that mate. Back then all the racism and hatred was just edgy joking. No one really hated people it was just teenagers acting like retards. Then 4chan ended up getting on multiple news sites like Fox News in 2008-2010 which made loads of actual retards come to the site and not understand the culture or the fact that the internet wasn't serious business.So you had actual real nazi's come to the site thinking they're with their people, not realising the people had been joking the whole time. 4chan was never serious it was just people who were pretty good at hacking stuff and saving cats and calling each other the n word.Now it's just actual racist people and actual nazis cause the people who were here originally either left or got drowned out.
nothing wrong with rishi sunak desu
>>84247158wasn't it a pajeet?
I became a racist because of not getting pussy.
>>84247089Won't make a blind bit of difference for me, I can't work. Simple as.
>>84247140Me? On that OG Wucozade grind because I'm a bit wungover off last night x
lads
>>84247268very nice looking catto there lid
>pays to post on 4chanwhoahahahahahahahha
Captchas? Not for me, thanks x
>>84247269fed up cat
>>84247268Cute kitty x
You can have sex with 16 in the UK but if you have a sexually suggestive image of one that's against the law somehow.
>>84247291ive always thought this was strange desu, if porn is 18 then why isnt shagging 18?
>>84247297Put consent to 18. 16-17 can only consent to their ages.
eating beans on jacket potatoarent i
Garn shag the wifeberg shortly. Got her in the bath cleaning up while I have a beer and keep an eye on the roast. Quick, low effort shag followed by too much food and a film. Keeping maximum comfort if that's ok with you lids.
Just necked a can of coke 'twas lush OH AYE!
>>84247347nowt wrong with a nice can of coke lad, tastes better than a bottle
>>84247390Depends which bottle, plastic yes, glass... nothing comes close
Is This It by The Strokes? Stone-cold classic.
>>84247333cor the life
Need a cute girl who plays bass in my life
Lost my bouncy ball before and now I've found it.
I have awoken once more'aven't iX
>>84247432All I want is a cute girl who enjoys anal
Could never get into the majority of jazz. Too atonal
We all just doing are wolloxes in in loife while God's 'avin a laff with usAren't weX
>>84247487Smooth jazz, de lid
Remember ARC Raiders? That died off pretty quick didn't it x
listening to old fifa songs
>paying to get bullied onlinewhoahahahahahhaha
6 sleeps till I tell mum family I'm not going on holiday \o/ woohoo, cant wait.Reason? Not considered anything about me, I'm stuck in a child's room, weird arse bunkbed not made for somebody with MS, all days are up early and packed with activities. CBA arguing and getting annoyed so I'm thinking my stomach will be playing up the day of departure. Urgh 4 poos in 3 hours, cant be in a car driving to norfumberland, so famalam I am yet again big disappoint.
Favourite Indian curry lads? I'm a madras lad.
>>84247525tell 'emking
Wonder how BN is doing right now.
>>84247416corr it really is. friend of mine saw them in London in 2001 and still has the ticket from the gig. very jealous me, although I was only 6 at the time.
>>84247537Dopiaza EXTRA onion
>>84247525surely having MS is a breddy good excuse?
>>84247538Not going to change owt. But me being aware of it will, if you know what I mean.Gonna be a fun week, prune an Acer bush, jump up in a loft and forge a path to a gigantic wasp nest. Right laugh.
I have got to stop making the mistake of forgetting something on a sunday and having to go to the tesco express. I dont know why but sunday after 6pm is just full of wankers. Gone the tescoberg and there was some middle eastern couple bimbling along and its a fairly tight aisle that turns left and theres this monitor where you can see yourself, bloke has decided to stop in the middle and stare at himself so I go around him, gives me absolute evils as he goes past and I just autism blank him because hes 5'4 and wearing a manky tracksuit and he wanders off looking like ive offended him, perhaps dont stand in the middle staring at yourself like youve never seen a monitor before. At least he didn't stab me though, that would have been a bit shit, he probably had a knife on him.
>>84247525just tell them in advance, you're an adult
>>84247563Not for me.>>84247566Nah.
Nu breadingshires soon i do reckonX
Got a real nasty fart/shit poking at my backdoor lads. Can't tell if it's just gas or if there's a payload of liquid faeces ready and waiting for the first sign of weakness as I try and squeeze a little toot out. Cba to go sit on the toilet just to get some gas out so might chance it. Will let you know if I shit all over my pants.
got that ice hockey on ITV4
Spent the entire day watching random clips from movies.
>>84247571sorry to hear that de lad. must be bad enough dealing with MS without adding family issues to that as well.
>>84247595I've had 46 years to get used to it, maybe I am the issue after all.
>>84247588same but instead of movies it was porn
>>84247525Just be honest and open saying you don't want to go. Don't wait 6 days for it. The sooner you say it the sooner they have time to process you not going.
>>84247537Has to be chicken tikka masala, I'm white so I can't be doing with any of that spicy muck. Don't want to be shitting through the eye of a needle the next day do I?
>>84247605You're 46 years old de lid? Bloody hell you're a right old timer around here. Most of us are early to mid 30s.Also chin up de lid don't put yourself down lad. Remain positive and look up and onwards.
46 yr old man not telling his family he can't go on holiday due to his medical issues.No wonder why they treat you like a child :|
Watching Toy Story 2 x
Looking for a watering can online and saw this. Who the flying fuck is paying 125 pound for a fucking water in can. You robbing rotten Tory cunt bastards.
>>84247691I'll tell my mum when they get back, but I'm not a cunt so won't say beforehand and spoil things.
Also you are blessed to still have your parents at 46 look on the bright side lad not many people have that privilege. I wish I did, I pray to God asking him to give my mother a long life.
>>84247772clean fresh and new edish>>84247772clean fresh and new edish>>84247772clean fresh and new edish
>>84247732Got mother, OG dad died when I was 14, stepdad died 2 years ago.
