>>84243026
Just wait until you're not only allowed to see one but she spreads her legs to let you take her

>>84243026
Most here if they may see one it will be exploded full blown use grand canyon roasties and not one like that.

>>84243026
and yet you are seeing one right now by posting that pic.

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pussy IS the hardest thing in life to get

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>>84243026
Yup. And they will tell you that women aren't a hivemind.

So called "free thinker" women when it comes to letting me play with their pussy.

>>84243184
Are you an ugly, asocial, dicklet or something? If you've never had a girl desire you to fuck her and ask you to do it, you're missing out.

It's weird knowing that there's pussies and assholes all around you when you're near women. Kinda have to disassociate.

>>84243198
Yeah. And you aren't? Why are you here?

>>84243209
How quickly would you have their dresses lifted, panties pulled to the side, and your face buried there if you could, anon?

>>84243184
Not him but I do not really talk to women. Thankfully hey do not notice me in public. I hate being seen

>>84243026
it's weird, whenever I go out I have one, I don't think about it, but the biggest thing men desire (most of them) is in my reach at all times

>>84243221
Depends on whether my lizardbrain got the better of me or not... I often see women I'd love to fuck but I just try to ignore them.

>>84243217
Maybe a bit asocial but no, not really. I'm here because of nostalgia. I used to live here but as the years pass I've lost interest. Hadn't been here in months. It's not great desu

>>84243229
Ngl it's kinda hot knowing it's possible that some guy like you has seen one of my gfs and had to resist his urges for her and yet I don't/didn't. Sorry anon, hopefully one day a girl has you

>>84243231
Go have sex with your wife, normgroid.

>>84243226
when you go out what kind of panties do you normally wear?

>>84243244
I did Friday night. We didn't yesterday but I think we will tonight. We're trying for a baby.

>>84243258
comfy bonds ones, I go for comfort instead of something sexy, why bother? I never wear thongs or anything

>>84243277
Is she actually ovulating?

>>84243226
Here's you're're (you)

>>84243170
Not true at least 4 things exist that are harder than asking a girl to have sex with you

>>84243300
I'd rather you fucked off if you can't spell right actually.

Besides, I don't care too much for attention, I'm actually trying to add to the conversation

>>84243291
Not yet, in a week or two I think. She just came off of her period. She tracks this stuff, I don't.

>>84243308
You should track it yourself. Don't let her bullshit you. Find out when she's ACTUALLY fertile and don't let her out of your sight for that week.

>>84243305
Go add to your body count

>>84243333
what a waste of quads
how many men do you think I've slept with?

>>84243346
>what a wast
For you.
Suck my nuts, foid

>>84243209
you guys seriously cannot be this obsessed with a body part on another person

>>84243217
>Why are you here?
Do you own this website? Your English is too good to be Hiroshima.

>>84243320
Maybe you're right anon. A good excuse to bust fat nuts in her anyway. Thanks

>>84243277
good luck with your family. are you hoping for a son or daughter?

>>84243377
If I did, all your normalfaggots would be on reddit right now.

>have pussy
>have autism

why is this so appealing to you all? i do not think about my vagina or being a woman at all until a man brings it up. i do not think about your dicks either. you think about this when we walk by each other in stores?

>>84243388
I was fine with fucking Taiwanese trannies, personally. I like the multiplicity of this website and dislike people asserting ownership as if their preferences are more important when we are all equally as powerless anons.

>>84243386
A son. For obvious reasons. Though if we manage to have multiple, having a single girl would be fine.

>>84243397
>why is it so appealing
idk. Why are trains so appealing to autists?

I can smell the ham sandwich come from your knuckle anon.

>>84243397
You don't know what it's like to be a man, and how much society hammers down that female validation is everything for your value as a man.

I know I'm nothing because no woman ever loved me, so it's natural I obsessed my whole life about women and sex.
It's ridiculous that I am a piece of shit, but if I had managed to convince a woman to hug me and make love to me, I would be a normal guy.

>>84243372
Its past your bedtime foid, chad already fucked you now its time for the dump part of pump and dump.

>>84243407
So why is it your preference to be here on a Saturday night instead of having sex? Since you're such a sex-haver.

>>84243429
Because when you have sex, it ceases to be something that you obsess with or that defines you. Besides, your question is fucking retarded.
>oh you do X? WHY DON'T YOU DO X 24/7 HUH? Checkmate ;)

>>84243423
>but if I had managed to convince a woman to hug me and make love to me, I would be a normal guy.
I think you have it backwards. If you were normal (and attractive) then you wouldn't have to do any convincing.

>>84243450
Really? Because I've had a lot of normgroids say that losing my virginity was no big deal, and wouldn't change anything.
>24/7
I said Saturday night. Don't get sneeded now.

>>84243241
I've been with the same woman since 2011. Not single. Just horny.

>>84243513
Oh, I'm glad you have someone. Doesn't change everything else I said.

>>84243500
>he thinks it's Saturday night everywhere
I was using hyperbole to highlight the fact that you're a self-centred moron

>>84243418
they aren't, the larpers just google it and take the first example they can find to "hyperfixate"
kind of the concept of board culture here, which is also not a thing. It's just cattle trying to fit in

>>84243560
>errrrm actually... It's not Saturday for me!
Go to church or something then, faggot.

>>84243528
Yea I often eyeball cute girls with their boyfriends and get envious of the dudes. I can only mentally undress the chick but he's gotten to cum balls deep in her.

>>84243604
Why would you post this particular group of lies?
Did you just smoke weed for the first time?

>>84243621
I sometimes follow them home and throw a handful of nails in their driveway.

Sweep it up, normie

fucking the same pussy everyday gets old extremely fast. within a couple months it becomes a borderline chore just to make her happy. Comparable to eating the same meal every day. Yeah its fulfilling but its not exciting. If you stop getting it you'll miss it, but when you have it its just whatever. this is why chads and staceys dont just settle down with the right person while theyre still hot. its boring. Anons who dont get pussy are missing out but its not as crazy good as the sex deprived mind gaslights you into thinking it is. my last gf I would say at least half the time I was with her, I was wishing I could just be alone instead to do whatever I want with no one bothering me. Now Im extremely alone and desperate BUT I know if I got what I want, I'd be over it again as soon as the honeymoon period ends, which is like 3 months at the most.

>>84243624
It's pretty obvious if you think about it, unsurprisingly the pat on the back feels more comfortable for the cattle

>>84243661
Eh. I've been fucking the same woman for the past 15 years and the pussy is still good. Probably depends on the person. Also it's beautiful to age together and still be nailing each other. I'm sure some men find that gross but I don't. Her body today is different enough from 15 years ago that it's basically a different experience.

>>84243621
>tfw will never be able to invite you in
>will never have you hold her legs up so i can go deeper inside her
>will never have you gently clean her used pussy afterwards
:(

>>84243621
Hot

>>84243632
You don't do this anon, lets be srs.

>>84243679
I will never, ever understand why normal faggots like you are posting on the fucking INCEL board on 4CHAN.COM. seriously, why? cant you fucking faggots leave our only safe space in the world alone? holy shit this board is beyond redemption, there are more normies and foids than anything else. Please kill yourself

>>84243710
We were all here before you, zoomzoom. Stop being a histrionic faggot for once

>>84243721
I've been here since 2004. Kill yourself you fucking retard.

>>84243674
Autists like trains. idk what would motivate you to try and gaslight me about that.

>>84243709
I even mounted a little bucket on the chassis of my truck. I can dump shit in the road with a simple pull of a string.
Don't struggle too much changing that tire, normei. Your bitch might get the ick.

>>84243026
Fingering a girl while getting your dick sucked is 10/10
The more intense you get with the fingers, the more intense the BJ becomes

>>84243741
>calls it a truck
Amerilard detected. I don't have to worry. Don't get ventilated.

>>84243722
>been here since 2004
>still chimping out about being an incel
>thinking the original post board is the home for incelibate sameposting struggle sessions

>>84243757
OYY, GOT A CRATE UNDER ME LORRY, DROP SOME BITS AND BOBS ON THE TARMAC, I WILL

>>84243782
kek. You're okay anon. Stop fucking with randos though

>>84243710
>I will never, ever understand why normal faggots like you are posting on the fucking INCEL board on 4CHAN.COM. seriously, why? cant you fucking faggots leave our only safe space in the world alone?
>>84243722
>been here since 2004

its the ceo of troll inc everyone

>>84243026
Most of them don't look like this, thoughhoweverbeit, and it's pretty disappointing.

>>84243793
Fuck normies (that includes you)

>>84243661
never had this problem, but ive never really had an ugly gf, they are always hot enough to where i want to nonstop fuck them.

if you had like a hog as a gf i can understand it being a chore just to get off but when they are petite, in shape, and willing, id never stop fucking them if i could.

>>84243418
idk. i liked one guy who liked trains so i tried to learn about them. modern ones are comfy inside but otherwise i do not get the appeal. hyperfixations are part of autism but trains in particular seem boring. but so does sonic.
>>84243604
eh i would argue board culture exists but it is constantly mutating. insisting on a single aspect being the purpose of a board instead of actually being a part of a broader culture is what shows larpers. board culture is knowing the hentai boards will scream at and ban you if you post western cartoon porn.
>>84243423
they do this for male validation with women and i have spent more time in male species with male media for males than i have anywhere else. mostly because it focuses on things other than relationships and gossip which is what all female media is. what i do not get is thinking about this at all in daily life much less being in a public place and thinking about the genitalia of strangers. people barely register to me at all. and why do you want to touch, smell, look at a pussy? there are pics online and they are pretty boring. they are wet like mouths and as warm as any other orifice. pretty much it.

>>84243835
You cannot fuck, only watch.

>>84243427
i am celibate and hate chad but thanks babe

>>84243843
a man who is dying of thirst only thinks of water
a man who cant get a woman and regular sex, only thinks about women and regular sex.

thats why a lot of the times a man who has a down bad woman, tends to excel in life because he can focus on something other than women and sex.

this is why Christian 1 man 1 woman culture leads to a successful world and every man for himself, men without women leads to the collapse of society every time.

>>84243429
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>he wouldn't bang southeast asian tranny whores
>Had no idea how normalfag you faggots have become
>OH wait you were from the start, since your Reddit days

>>84243848
damn why you hate on me? i dont even know you lmao

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wait, are there grown men in here who haven't pleased a woman?

>>84243843
>but trains in particular seem boring. but so does sonic.
If you had real autism, and not girl autism, you would get it.

>>84243848
>thanks babe
im not your boyfriend dont call me that. only my future girlfriend gets to call me that.

>>84243879
I try to be as displeasing as possible

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>>84243782
YOUR DIALECT BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

>>84243879
I have had sex before but pleased a woman? Now that is something I dont think ive done. She has had an "orgasm" but you know how trustworthy a female orgasm is. I genuinely do not believe she ever liked having sex with me. It makes sense because I am a disgusting skinny effeminate faggot.

>>84243864
interesting pivot attempt.

>>84243848
I'd love to have a dollar for every time a "woman" on /r9k/ said that

>>84243889
I love making a woman cum
Its not even hard, just figure out how they like their clit teased
My wife cums from vaginal sex too

Random women I don't know? Don't care
A woman who gives me her love? I'll do anything to make sure they get off.

>>84243889
I used to be an effeminate faggot and I'd make my gfs cum. You can literally feel them pulsing on your cock. You can do it too, effeminate anon

>>84243880
i can start sperging on a topic of my choosing and destroy this thread but jannies would probably not like that. sonic IS boring though. i can at least understand trains from a technical angle but there is nothing that interesting about sanic go fast. sonichu is more interesting than sonic.
>>84243857
but why? why does he care about women and sex to begin with? he does not want to talk to them or hear what they think and he can masturbate or pay a prostitute if the physical aspect is that distracting. who cares? anything in the world is more interesting than romance and sex.

>>84243895
im not the one you were talking to, im just a person who randomly responded since you said you hate chad lol

>>84243883
ok babe

>>84243902
i like to pretend to be a man in most threads but /r9k/ cant shut up about women ever so at some point the mask drops for a question.

>>84243928
sometimes staceycels hate chadcels.

>>84243921
it isnt really just the physical aspect
its the power of sexual selection
not having women want you, is basically the most potent indicator of you producing nothing of value, and it means everything you do essentially will have no value, due to not legacy.

women cant comprehend this because women dont have this problem, they can have kids anytime with anyone they desire as long as they dont wait too long.

you cant even control it, its just pure genetically induced suffering your brain forces upon you. its no different than saying 'lol just stop having your period if it hurts retard'

guys cant really help it, its always in the back of your mind scratching and causing you problems if it isnt something youve managed to overcome. there is a reason it is one of the MOST powerful drives in the history and existence of all animals. you would have to be a man to understand.

>>84243937
ah I suppose, but ive never had one hate me, they all seem to like me. if you are actually a stacy that would make you the first.

>>84243949
hm. yeah i do not care about legacy at all and despite loving spending time with children and taking care of them, animals, and other people i do not want bio children ever and would definitely find their neediness annoying, so there is the conflict. the few times i have ended up in relationships was from wanting to make a male friend i cared about happy and thinking i would eventually feel like women are supposed to feel and then panicking when they start discussing marriage and kids no matter how many times i say i do not want to be pregnant ever and was hopefully infertile. blogposting like a fag but just to clarify the complete os difference here between our respective perspectives. there was a time when hormones made me think about being creampied all the time but only as a fantasy and even then i would never think about stranger cock, only the act itself or at most a man i knew and had a crush on i would never pursue not to weird him out or annoy him. this does sound like it sucks though. sorry you guys have to go through this. is there any way to deal with it other than chemical castration?

>>84243958
yep, dislike and distrust chad and always side with the chuds and incels against him. hate white knights and guys trying to be alpha too esp if they are asserting status to shame another man. immediately reject and insult him to protect and check in on the neckbeard so we can be friends

>>84244054
>friends
hehehe
hohoho
haha

i want to do sex

>>84244054
you have a penis no one believes this shit you weirdo

>>84244145
>engaging TRICKSTER MODE!
yeah, friends. people are interesting. nerdy autistic men are my favorite, especially when dorky, geeky weebs who like old tech and silly memes. we have the most in common. i hate social media normalfags who phonepost about women all day. PC MASTER RACE!!!!!!!!1 fuck em if they like regular porn too. we love tentacle rape hentai here, 2d is love 2d is life and 3d is pig disgusting

>>84243397
This. It doesn't even come to mind. Like geesh. The only time dick even comes to mind is when I'm either horny or my fiancee is wanting sex and is being passionate with me to get me turned on.

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>>84244158
god i love that this is still a pink board

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>>84244171
to be fair i think about how uncomfortable it must be to have it flop around sometimes. heard they accidentally sit on it and pinch the balls too. men should wear push up bras on their cocks for the betterment of polite society. bring back codpieces!

>>84244171
Is it really so surprising to you that men and women are different?
I guess if you're a libtard woman than maybe it is.

>>84244160
Very nice

All that matters is who gets your pussy.

>>84244185
i dont even think about my balls when i sit down, i dont think most men hurt their balls when sitting down. it must be some instinct thing where we subconsciously know how to position our body so we dont sit on our balls. if women woke up one day with balls they probably wouldnt know how to sit down

>>84244185
I don't think they flop around unless they're naked or not wearing any underwear, lol. It'd be impossible to sit on their own balls,lol.

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>>84244196
what about who gets my dick?
>>84244199
probably. i knew a guy who would sit on his balls all the time though and would cry out in pain on calls when it kept happening. do you feel it swinging around down there when you move? bras keep the chesticles strapped down but you all are basically free balling it all day erry day. heard it tends to get pretty swampy down there too and you like using cornstarch on them. personally i think balls are kind of cute. they seem like they would be fun to poke and play with to tease someone.

>>84244253
well now i am completely lost because this guy kept having it happen like he was stubbing his toe or biting his cheek complete with tearing up from the pain. secret fetish or just retarded? he did fuck a couch once.

>>84244263
i only feel my balls swinging around if im naked, if im wearing underwear they dont really move around at all. Maybe guys who wear boxers feel it moving around more idk i wear boxer briefs

>>84243304
Name them. Let me guess. a millon dollars, political power, a medal of honour, an olympic medal?

>>84243061
lol fucking beta male post

>>84243026
4 billion women on the planet and not wants me to put my penis inside her
>you have not asked all 4 billion of them
Why am I the one who has to do the asking?

>>84244270
How? It seems impossible to me for any guy to do that with where their balls are located.

>>84244289
lol this guy has never been touched by someone else, let alone voluntarily and happily

>>84244292
Also you:
>why the fuck are there women in positions of power that they shouldn't have
I wonder why

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>>84244292
Having to ask every woman on earth is the ultimate moving goalpost that normalniggers love to set up.

Truth is, if you're a trucel, you will get the cops called on you before you ask girl #11. normies cannot comprehend this.

>>84243679
wish more guys were built like this anon but sadly most will just get bored of you bc they crave novelty

>>84244377
Sorry that Chad didn't stop fucking other women for you alone

>>84244279
do boxers vs boxer briefs make that much of a difference? there are multiple styles of female panties but the only really difference here are granny panties vs something like a thong, and even then if the grannies are too big they will just slide up your crack anyway. that actually is quite comfortable if you have a big ass. boyshorts seem nice but not great for wide hips. shame we cant all freeball it and make everything a pussy out look.
>>84244315
i am not the keeper of his testicles so i do not know. i just know this could happen multiple times within a short period and he treated it the same way you would accidentally stubbing your toe or biting your cheek, complete with a loud OW, whining in pain with pissy responses from the lowered emotional threshold, and tearing up a bit if it was repeated along with a vocal break. i do not know what the female equivalent would be here. my clit has gone numb from sitting on it before but it never felt like actual pain.

>>84244410
boxers are loose, they dont cling to our body other than the top elastic part near our hips. Boxer briefs cling to our body its like a turtle neck for our junk, the kind of keep everything where it is

big black niggers tongue my anus

>>84244410
I still fail to see how. That guy has to be some genetic anomaly. My fiancee is the only guy I've seen naked irl. How his dick and balls are, it'd be impossible. Even if his ballsack was stretched, it'd be a far distance before his balls were in a position to actually sit on them.

>>84243026
just get a better personality

>>84244444
lmaox5

>>84244329
Nta but I have been loved deeply and I agree, your shit came off as a betabuxx post

>>84243061
overrated by a mile.
the body wears off quick
it's good to help you fall asleep, but you may end up with offspring who will ensure you are sleep deprived for 20+ years.
Not worth it.
Overrated.

>>84243026
>some people have actually touched one of these
>some of them were men
simply incomprehensible to me
how do you even get to that point?

>>84245005
you stop touching yourself and watching porn, retard. yes i know you are incapable of stopping those

>>84244270
>he did fuck a couch once.
You were e-friends with JD Vance?

>>84245049
Doesn't help when you are a mental nutcase who is scared of talking to people, let alone women
Some men are just not meant to be able to see a naked woman, have sex or procreate

Nice post OP.
When I do this post it has 5 replies and dies.
When you do it it has 135 replies.
People like me better IRL than on here yet here Im never seen a vagina.

>>84245568
multi line posting retard, you and other men are nutcases because of your addictions. you're just too lazy and cowardly to face that first truth

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>>84243170
>>84243304
>>84244284
there is an endless list of things that are factually harder to get than pussy, you imbeciles. For example getting both of you to admit that you post first and think second, resulting in retarded posts.

>>84244185
>>84244253
the answer is
>Boxer briefs
the best male underwear ever invented. keeps everything separated and in its own places.
>heard they accidentally sit on it and pinch the balls too.
this happens rarely and only/or with bad underwear.
>It'd be impossible to sit on their own balls,lol.
it's not the buttcheecks. it's the (inner) thighs.

>>84245643
what is your deal with hating multi lines
you do this across threads

>>84245293
KEK I FORGOT THAT HAPPENED FUCK. we had stopped talking by then, i wish i could have brought that up.

>>84244044
NTA but I'm very surprised you're actually trying to get it. Bless you nona. But it's because men's self-worth and value in the eyes of both other men and women (look up preselection bias) is inextricably tied to how much attention you attract from women, especially high-value Stacies. It's the reason why a broke bum 6'6 Gigachad who has women blowing up his phone for those juicy Chad genes will always have more social status and respect from men and women than a 5'6 balding Indian STEMcel with 3 PHDs. Don't believe me? Go on Twitter rn and see how many people make fun of Elon Musk 24/7 despite him being the wealthiest man on earth just because he's not attractive while literally no one ever makes fun of Jeremy Meeks who's a Crips murderer with nothing to his name other than looks.

Patriarchy was ubiquitous in every advanced civilization for this exact reason btw. If you forcibly level the playing field in terms of sexual attraction by forcing Alpha Chads to be equal to Betabuxxers/Subhuman incels with arranged marriages, then men need to work hard to advance their position in the social hierarchy instead of just focusing on their looks and how to attract women 24/7. At least that's my theory anyways

>>84244253
I regularly sit on my balls because they hang low and it doesn't feel like anything really. I'm underweight though so maybe that has an effect

>>84243026
Thanks a lot OP. That picture ruined my fucking day. I will never do that to a girl's pussy.

>>84243026
You can say the same about men's cocks

>>84243710
I've been on 4chan since I was a dweeby teenager in the mid-2000s. Back then I was a fucking loser and I've never lost the mentality even though I've lucked out in life when it comes to getting married and having kids.
>>84244377
It's just porn brain desu. I only start craving other women when I've watched porn a lil too much. Then I gotta detox.

>>84246135
>getting married and having kids
Time to go to reddit

>>84245005
At least 14-16 years of being properly raised by your parents into a normal functioning teenager lets you access pussy quite easily
Sadly that's beyond our control

>>84243397
Yes, when I see an awkward woman in public I think about how great it would feel to put in her mating press and fuck her like a dog in heat

>>84246589
>At least 14-16 years of being properly raised by your parents into a normal functioning teenager lets you access pussy quite easily
Normies really thinking this?

>>84246589
More like being born while the random number generator was set to "sexhaver".

They're pretty nice, but only if the woman herself isn't fat (most are) and has good hygiene (most don't)

>>84243026
This looks like it hurts. Like, you just have a great big super sensitive hole there all the time? Anywhere else that would indicate something very bad has happened.

>>84243026
yo, can i get a sauce for that or moar?

>>84243026
vaginas don't exist, I've never seen one in person

>>84246589
lol yeah I messed up on that rng throw. too much of a cuck to even off myself

Op. Its not that hard. Just think of women like pets. You aren't familiar with them yet, so you aren't comfortable. Get familiar, become comfortable, eventually you will get your own if you decide what kind you like, and what kind will give you the most love when you care for it.

>>84243418
They're the epitome of transportation. Trains are highly organized, cost efficient, mechanically complex and thus fascinating. They have many different specializations and thus specifications to learn about. They also have a organization to them that aircraft don't. Trains operate on time, scheduled, in predicted routes. They sound nice. Air and watercraft are at the whims of weather and float and fly around unpredictabily. Trains are dead certain. On rails. They have a romance, the idea of a one way ticket came from trains and was bastardized by planes and boats. The train is a faithful companion of iron, steam, diesel, steel, aluminum, glass, and electricity that other whorish transportation could only dream of being.

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>>84243026
To me it's tits. Whenever you look at a girl you can see her bust and yet you never get the chance to see it unclothed. Feels even worse when you talk to one since you'll be closer to her and she'll be looking towards your position. Maybe we deserve this though, girls are scary.

it's easier to get a bachelors + masters in STEM than getting pussy.

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>>84243198
That's at least 60% of the male population today anon

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>>84248404
Kind of like Bigfoot, right?

>>84249044
If you want to get pussy then start selling drugs. EZ