stone 'enge edish
Filters are on edish
>>84247772One reason men don't go to therapy is that something crazy like 80% of psychologists are women. Women simply cannot relate to what a man goes through, so the men who are offered therapy don't bother, or they check out after one or two sessions because they realise it's pointless.This is very obvious to anyone willing to think about it for five seconds. Would you lads really think a woman is capable of being truly sympathetic to your situation and problems?
Time for a comfy edish
>>84247786an foid cannot fathom being a 5'8 male
>>84247772Moto2 lads, we're nearly back on
>>84247783>>84247790Been doing this for a while
bragging to his internet friends about his custom 4chan settingsthey're all VERY impressed
>>84247772how could they raise the stones so high, completely without the technology we have today?
womfy evening playing holocure and listening to podcasts
One post and they're fuming edish
>>84247850Point to the one post, then point to the fuming posts...
Another post and they're replying edish
He isn't coming back, is he?I am 99.9% sure someone said he was coming back soon. Lied to again.Feel let down in a big way.
>>84247826I am. I did not know about the stubs part, now I do. You learn something new everyday I suppose.>>84247790Ty
>>84247878Riffratz was bragging saying he would return and then got caught begging for him to come back a while ago so he can make his crappy little mundane videos about him. After listening to that phone call from today he's absolutely rattled.
>>84247783Lord, imagine the peace this brings.
riffrattz spoke truth to power
I have been speaking to this grill on and off for 8 years now I have zero intention of being in a relationship with her, for many reasons. This being one, I have not spoken to her in two weeks and I get this. Women are weird.
>>84247909>phone call from todayLink?
Women owe me sex. I am owed war, wet, regular and enthusiastic pussy from a non-fat woman as compensation for throwing away my life in work.
https://bighairyfannies.co.uk
>>84247944>I am owed warMoidian slip
I never even got to sniff it
>>84247963https://sniffafanny.org
Necking a waccies me. Got a Big Mac large meal with one of them card packs. Got the Hamburglar card. It lush x
https://4chandun'tdohyperlinks,com
>>84247942Well not exactly from today. Wrongunedward posted a phonecall that mark must have recorded and uploaded it to the internet for all to see for some reason. https://youtu.be/CvNhkqEwnog?si=Ek5WhK5-FksksWgB
Babylon is falling
I'm seething at that.Done mesen.Just before bed.Livid.
>>84247996Put the grinch socks on for us lid
>>84247999Christ when you get a glimpse into how the dysfunctional other half of society live their lives...I am forever grateful for being born into a nice, decent, well-adjusted middle class family.
>>84247999Mate that phone call was last year. I remember it. This is just a twoll channel scraping the barrel for content. Nothingburger.
>>84247944You have to work for sex lad. I had to watch roadhouse AND dirty dancing last night but in return I got a lovely blowie and a shag today. It ain't easy being cheesy, women pleasie.
Ok, finish beer, have a spliff, go to bed, go to sleep, have a dream where I'm in a situation where somebody has to die, wake up, maybe go to the farmshop.
>>84248031Thought you were parodying the speech from trainspotting for a minute there lad
All these Labour MPs on the news who trot out the line 'everyone pays the same for energy since it's all sold on the open market', like, do they believe it or is it really just the barest pretense of a lie? Do they not acknowledge that British people pay the highest prices per kWh in the world? What the fuck? Do they know that energy prices differ around the world? How do they explain that?
battering paedos
So fucking horny and no outlet to release it lads. How the fuck are single men supposed to cope? Every day is torture for me.
>>84248069Y'alri luv can ah av an smedium cod n a battered paedo pls luv.
>>84248010And yet you associate yourself with lifelong dole dossers and 30 year old virgins. Looks like daddy's money has still turned you into a loser, must've not raised you right.
Fuck it, I'll have a deep fried trollop as well.
Someone pronounces the word 'thing' like 'fing' and you know INSTANTLY that you're dealing with a subhuman. A low-class retard. A dribbling, numb, sack of viscera barely responding to stimuli. Fauna. Literal cattle.
>>84247783that is lush and I mean 4x lush
>>84247786Ive been through six different therapists. All women. All completely fucking useless. They just dont really get it. The worst is the fake sympathy act they put on, stop treating me like a fucking idiot and be professional. I want results, not pity.
sparked out six fully grown men today
>>84248124Therapy is a Jewish scam rooted in the theories of degenerate filth like Sigmund Freud.
>>84248108i do this :( had an ex gf try to train me out of doing it lol
>>84248124Similar situation, totally useless as therapists since they just do not get it. Not that I think a man would help either, since my depression is a result of my circumstances that I have either zero or near-zero control over, instead of some irrational chemical imbalance. My depression is an entirely rational response to my situation.
>>84248135I dont doubt it, but its either try therapy or kms
>>84248138Glottal stop and th-fronting supremacy, ignore these neeks
>>84248128Good, they deserved it.
I really don't care about the whole virgin waifu thing. I want a gf who is into sex and can do it well. I want the fun sex of teens and early twenties. I want a pornstar gf.
>>84248108>gf is forrin>learnt English watching Corrie and other soaps, so can actually understand anything but M25 RP plastic English >can't do THsVery cute, speaks better English than I do
gay of hormuz still closed ladsoh it lush, LNG and oil prices through the roof, oh aye rationing on the cards is it not?
Why do you spackers drink caffeine so late in the day?
>>84247937She needs help mentally
>"Old fashioned artillery, genius!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrDdYY1dLAoIs it though? Is it 'genius'? How was this not just the very first thing they tried?I actually don't get this scene, it's weird, totally takes you out of the movie. Are you telling me that in decades of ruling the planet, the Harkonnen never once tried to... bomb the Fremen? What? Lads help me out here.
S'night time now lads, no cap.
fucking hate caffeine anxiety lads
>>84248223Wasteful, unsupported, uncoordinated infantry attacks big honourable. Also more interesting to read than a siege diary
will be doing anal with the wifeberg tomorrow night lads oh aye x
>>84248223It was only after Paul Atreides organised them into jihad that they became an actual problem. Before that the Fremen didnt warrant the cost
IT'S HAPPENINGS
>>84248031I keep having stress dreams about train stations. Not being able to find the correct platform, rushing for a platform but unable to run, not being able to read the departures board, that kind of thing.
>>84248376how horrible de lid. hope they find the wrongun that did it de lid.
>>84248108pond life, as my dad is so fond of saying.
Rubble
>>84248201literally nothing in my day to day life has changed and I doubt it ever will
We been running for some time now.
>>84248418What's yer job and or life situation?Dreams are crazy sometimes. I may not replenish for hours (if you reply), im
>>84247783Was close to filtering hhl the other month but he got banned so didn't need to kek
What do they call it again. The Sunday scaries. Lmfao. I have that right about now. Very unwomfortable times. I am just tired of work being part of my life. It's not even the job itself as much as it is the way that having a job interferes with your life. Like it's blocks of hours that are taken from you and get in the way. It not right.
Mum had her monjarno dose upper and now brother is on the stuff! They don't want to eat dinners anymore so I'm stuck eating skinheads on a raft now! Fucking shite de lids.
>>84248670THey both fat? kek
>>84248670have they had it perscribed lad
Nu breadingtonsPhwoarX
>>84248573there are a few things causing it I think. I'm looking for a new job, I'll soon be moving out of my current living situation (sharing with friends) to either get my own place or live with my brother whilst I find my own place. also probably moving in with the gf in the not too distant future and then with that comes the possibility of marriage and sprogs. lots of trains leaving the station, as it were.
>>84248711Little bit. Mum is 15 stone (she should be about 11, she was 21 stone about a year and a half ago and shes's lost all that so that's good, still a bit to go yet) and brother is 16 stone (he should be around 14) they are both diabetic so they have access to it. I don't because you need to be overweight and have a second pre existing condition as well.
it took me my whole life to learn to play the G (chord)
>>84248774you not fat? if you have insulin resistance so you feel tired after carby meals you can reverse that before you go diabetic
>have cuck fetish>use tinder>don't mention cuck fetish but try and subtly get info out of women I match with to get myself offIt's fucking staggering how many women are on tinder looking for a relationship, while actively fucking several guys. It doesn't bother me because I'm a cuck loser, but holy shit, if normal guys knew what was going on with most women, they'd be sick.You'd be taking her out for a date and she'll be fucking chad later that weekend, it's fucked.
>>8424837612 tonnes of kit katsknown as a snack for our blad
Et tu mammy?
modding a 3ds changed my life lads x
Haven't seen any sparring frogs for a while nowWondering what they've been up to
>>84248816Mate I'm 27 stone kek. Cunts at my GP won't give it to me.
pot noodle sandwich tonite x
>>84248999it the weekend de lid. i don't work on the weekend de lid.
Can't believe they're still releasing dlc for cities skylines on xbone/ps4. Game is like 9 years old on console.
>you will never spend hours in comfy bed with a girl talking for hours into the early morning
Every time I go on Reddit I have this to look at. Like staring into my soul trying to rip it out. Don't like it.
>>84249192use old.reddit.com lad
>>84249192sign looks very MSpainted desu
You don't hear much about Klaus Schwab anymore
Poncey ragamuffin mandem fing bruv
Enjoying playing the Nintendo title 'Tomodachi Life' on my New Nintendo 3DS XL. Looking forward to the next instalment on the Nintendo Switch 2, 'Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream' on April 16.
Just watched that Scream 7. Was okay overall but the ending lowkey kinda sucked. Garn play some vidya nows x
Hot xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-OABO4Uwg
>>84249344>Tomodachi Life: Living the Dreami'd rather play hello kitty island adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5BSvAyI4qU
>>84249594We have such nice weathergirls in the UK x
Desperately need a Ruthmong update
>>84249624Probably playing vidya or asleep having a wet dream about Ruth's tuppence
>>84249612I'm thinking the channel islands have the pengest womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Xm8lr8jqwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d3CPuM9A_w
>>84247783Feel streets been more comfy since I started filtering faggots like that x
>>84249686Oh aye they lovely x
morning friends. nice 5pm-1:30am sleep for me.was about to creep down for my pop parcel, but some neighbour had brought it all the way upstairs for me. there is kindness in this world.
I made a tranny cum and he blocked me after he came
>>84250263what you doing waking up at this time you maddest of mad cunts?
the americans are revolting
Might be a good idea to stockpile some non perishable foods in cos this Iran stuff sounds like serious biz now. If fertiliser supply collapses we aren't going to have enough food to feed everyone.
>>84250332plant some taters, if you've got room.
If you've got any garden space, you can plant wild strawberries, and they'll pretty much just take care of themselves, and keep coming back.
Craving a hot choccy me x
>>84250297living that NEET life. why are YOU awake at this time, anon?>>84250346>>84250394this would be lush, but what if the nuclear fallout kills your crops? or the raiders target you because you have fresh strawbs?better to play it safe, just keep some cyanide in the medicine cabinet (or a pistol)
>>84250420work late so im always up late, not working tonight though so just bored shitless
>>84250692get on that vidya lad. install some emulators and games you enjoyed as a young'un.
>>84250750used to go on a site full of emulators, anon posted a link to it here a year or two ago, remember playing pokemon blue on there just like back int' day, cant remember the name of the site now though
The Fortnite grind never ends. Now level 86. Not bad given the current weason only started a week ago.
Bought myself some whittards hot choccy mix for Christmas but I havent made a single hot chocolate with it I've just eaten the mix raw.Fat cunt me corr
back to bed for me.good night, /britfeel/.
I'm also off to beddingtons now. Feel shattered.Nighty nights x
Glad HelperLad isn't happy. (Not really - unless?)
>>84251021why would you do that?!i always assumed the instructions were 'stir into hot water' (rather than milk) so they could claim the prepared drink had less calories/sugar/etc. somehow you're doing something EVEN WORSE
>>84251044You have 3 teaspoons or something in a hot choccy, I only ever have 1 at a time. It's too rich for more than that.I don't have any choccy in my house and I was craving some.
Had anuddah BSODberg forcing me to change RAM freqs earlier didn't iI did didn't iAlso spaffed after the call with the gfProper good thisX
Ate an entire back of Lays Kettle cooked BBQ chips. I have to admit the heartburn afterwards is not very lush
It's monday morning. Back to work, lads.
You can do it wagie lids, smash the shit out of the week. Huzzah.
>>84252237How come you don't work?
>>84251979Could you shoot it with yer tank?I imagine y'all have them over there?
I'm banned from /int/ for 3 days so I've come here to molest gay brits
>>84252254Incontinence issues and I'm unskilled in life.
>>84252301>Incontinence issuesJust wear nappies
Phwaor gotten back from nappington-on-the-naze meX
>>84252306And risk a poonami, are you insane? There's not a nappy known that can easily hold a large amount of a babies poo, I'm a big strapping lad, my poos match muh appearance.
>>84252280Who's your favourite nonce?
Morning, morning, morning, lads. Happy Monday! Doing the old WFH slaving and doing my little side project in between working. I want to put RockBox on my 5th Gen iPod classic.
Alright you little pink holed twinks. We're not on int anymore... You better give it up, your ass that is. I want brithole NOW
>>84252344Shippy because I identify with his ideology
wonder what Soundspacker's gf is like
Rise and shine wagies. Go to work and pay for my benniebongs. Off to sleep for me then a walk into town later on for some shopping and a perv at the fit milfs. It lush.
>>84252344looks like you summoned him!
>>84252363No one here has a job besides the coder trannies
>>84252367hi little guy. come sit on daddys lap
>>84252346Morning lollers, not such a good morning, there was a pissy puddle and pile of poo in the kitchen. Woohoo, amarite.Going to have a spliff and see if there's stuff for a hot cofflate.
brit sit on my lap
>>84252369Of course they do. The lurkers often do. They skim read as a form of self punishment.
pink brit holes belong to American poles
>>84252391It's just a lot less active on this board than int.
>American polesI thought most mutts were a latino mix. Learn something new everyday.
>>84252399Some are but most aren't. I have no Hispanic ancestry whatever. I could pass as a local in any British town.
ill af reckon i caught the rona bug but also have the shits
>>84252378Morning, matey! Who is the suspect for the piss and poo puddle? Have you ruled yourself out during the investigation? hahaha. What are you hoping to add to your cofflate?
Brits owe me sex
>>84252416I suspect it was the axolotl.Hot cofflate is hot choc and a bit of coffee. There might not be stuff to make it. I'll have a look soon.
It's just me and some trannies talking about hot chocolate isn't it lol
Carol kirkwood leaving bbc weather on weds. There's a number you can ring, not sure if it will be a live thing. Could tell her she's been a fapping inspiration to millions.
Hadn't updated the time on the central heating after the clocks change so it was absolutely fucking freezing upon awakening this morning. Had to stay in bed longer to adjust and now I've just about managed to get my hot cross bun scoffed before Monday morning meeting. I will be doing next to no work, probably just sit around shitposting and possibly read a bit. Do the big shop. Any other little taskbergs I can come up with. Good morning to all and to all a good morning
Man 3 days of this is going to be rough
>>84252440At least you're getting fed some sausage de lid so it's not all bad
>UN votes to recognise enslavement of Africans as 'gravest crime against humanity'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg06q36052oThe experts have spoken, chud, white people enslaving black people is officially the worst thing to ever happen. Pay up!
>>84252254agoraphobia, i didn't ask to be born :(it not rite :(
>>84252484For once I completely agree with the UN. Enslavement of Africans and bringing them to our lands is the worst thing whites have ever done. We should have left them in Africa and built a big fuck off fence around the entire continent. We'd be living in far comfier times now.
>>84252484Good, there will be thorough investigations of who is responsible (Jews) and Jews worldwide can pay da green.
>weI don't have "white" guilt.
>>84252484Lol, just look at the voting. Such a shameless third world grab for gibs. Africa is a continent of beggars. Most of Europe abstained because officially they have to reserve the worst crime against humanity for the holocaust, but they're also too pussy to put their foot down, then the only people who voted anti are the ultra-zionist nations: the US, Israel and Argentina.It's all such a joke.
I would like to nominate the bowel explosion I just unleashed on the office toilets for the Gravest Crime Against Humanity 2026 Award.
>>84252528>GIBS ME DAT!All of them are like that, it's genetic.
>>84252528I literally can't tell who is benefitting from categorising crimes in order of which is worst. Yeah slavery was bad, holocaust was bad, why do we need to come up with an order? Fucking Nero fiddling while Rome burns
Unironically just shat myself, grim
>>84252576>why do we need to come up with an order?Not him but, people need to be distracted from reality, silly. Look about, the world is going to shit, politicians care more about companies and appearing virtuos, struggles with money, importing savages, of course we need to talk about something that isn't relevant to anything we're going through.Oh whitey so bad, just shut up and deal with it, you did all the bad things anyway.
If there were no blacks in Britain this wouldn't be an issue.Vote Restore.
>>84252592My condolences there my lid
Life's better on the wiss
Tempted to take a nap, done fuck all today but exhausted af
>>84252681some light exercise might perk you up
>>84252618Restore and Reform coalition to save the country.
>>84252592I've done that before. You at home routine in the IRL?
Foodingham o'clock is itHaven't eaten anything warm for 24 hours almostX
Might wank but not sure what porn to wank to. The agony of choice.
>>84252857Trapese juggling midget sex.
>>84252874Just spat out my lemon tea lad XD
>>84252801Here in the yookay we have central heating, so we can be warm whenever we eat food. What commie hellhole do you hail from?
Taking my meds every 4 hours, up to 3 times a day.
>>84252857scat, maybe?
Trouble in paradise for our fellow NEETs
>>84252857For me it was Kayley Gunner this morning. Phwoar and a half.
A lot of people online are funny about face and attractiveness. Really weird and nasty judgement on peoples facial features. Not exactly someone has much control over.Personally, I either find a woman attractive facially and bodily or I do not in which case I do not think about it. I do not find old woman over 60 attractive but I do not sit there thinking about how ugly and unattractive 60 year olds are. That would be weird as fuck. Yet for some reason some people seem to have some visceral disgust and contempt for people they see as ugly. Like violent anger at people they see as ugly >how dare they actor/actress be in this show! They are so ugly! Like who cares. Nobody is asking you to date them. WTF? It seems to be mostly non-British people who are like this. Less of a thing in Britain it seems for some reason. We get shit for being ugly but I think the thing is we do not culturally place so much value of physical beauty.
>>84252925When she's out clubbing, change all the locks. Simple as.
>>84252952British supposed ugliness is mostly working class British people. Women with heavy makeup applied that looks terrible and everyone is slightly overweight (USA has far far more mega chumbas but the uk has more people a bit overweight tbqh). Everyone drinks far too much in one go (way more than normal in other places) so everyone looks a bit rougher. Take some rough council estate chav young women, make them use makeup properly, get them to lose body fat percentage, carry themselves with a bit more grace, dress nicely and less like a cheap scunt and they would look very nice. The culture of working class women has made the world think the British are hideous, depressingly.
>>84252925Depressing how you can raise a girl to have that fucking lack of shame. Lots of people would feel like shit just living like a parasite off benefits and not contributing to anything or being anybody or having nothing to offer the world. So many young people in this country just have literally zero shame about anything.
PC gamers please respond to this query
A lot of people have no sense of morality or decency. They just want to live off the system like a fucking little parasite.
>>84252998I spent 800 quids on my PC
>>84252998>PC gamers please respond to this queryGG
Gaming as a hobby has declined massively. Music as a hobby has declined massively. Reading as a hobby has collapsed into almost non existence. All people do now if fucking browse social media and shot form video. That is it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWjCLTwBe2IWe truly are fortunate to have are (((benefactors))) looking after are silly goyim asses, aren't we Fleecing the goyimses via inflationary (((private central bank))) fiat paper ponzy schemes is for their own good, tikkun olam as the talmud commands and all
The fucking retarded Paki DPD drivers didn't deliver my prescription so now it's stuck at Wolverhampton depot FOREVER. Can't contact the sender, which is all DPD tell me to do.I don't suppose anyone happens to know the depot phone number? It's private but I'm about to lose my shit and drive down there and just take it by force if necessary. Useless twats.
>>84253005If the weather wasn't so universally shit for 9 months of the year, I'd actually go outside more
>>84252998Obvious strawman? Nobody actually gives a shit how expensive your PC is, the entire point is you can make it as expensive or as cheap as you want. Then on top of that it's way cheaper to buy games for PC, and you get a way bigger selection of games.
>>84253006Go back x
>>84253005>All people do now if fucking browse social media and shot form video. That is it.
Lovely well-shaped bri'rish rose, thatLike straight out of a picasso painting
>>84253005i have a childhood friend who glazes Twitch streamers and honestly I'm ready to end the friendship over it. I don't get how someone could be that homosexual and useless, like get a fucking life bro.
>>84253046NTA but, old fella here, what's glazes?
>>84253005I still game and I've started buying cds, want to own my media. Reading is a bit flat though, I get paralysis of choice but im reading the Necronomicon ''the best weird tales of h.p. lovecraft'' which I'm actually enjoying, I'm taking any of the words I dont know, compiling a list and writing down the meaning of the word and using it in a sentence.
>day 4 of this windactually fucking sick of this sad little gay island. Can they just turn off the weather machine settings and let it go back to normal? wtf
>>84253032Polish I reckon. The type to suck your knob so hard it'll come out the other end looking like a deflated balloon.
>>84253080Hang on in there anon, it gets sunny once the wind goes.
>>84253053Glazing is the act of eating several glazed donuts while watching your favourite streamer. Very popular with gen Alpha
>>84253086>it gets sunny, onceFTFY
>>84253086its sunny which is what is annoying, it would be so nice outside if I didn't get pelted by gale force winds from several directions
>>84253086>>84253093Lads we had our 20 degree day two weeks ago. That's it for spring. Try again in July.
has the weather always been this bad or am I misremembering the past? I swear it used to be fairly okay most of the time
I can accept and appreciate that the Jane Austen/Charlotte Bronte style of novels are well-crafted, but holy fucking shit I cannot stand them even for a moment.They're all just 700 pages of gossiping:>Mother, did you hear that Mr Wankbury did not praise Lady Cuntington's dress in a manner befitting a man of his rank and standing among the landed...SHUT THE FUCK UP! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DO NOT FUCKING CARE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
>>84253109you were younger and didnt care as much, i used to love snow now anything thats isnt warm still weather is bad
>>84253113What else did you expect from a romance novel written for women by a woman?
>>84253113Women like to get their brains scrambled by a good hard rodgering, reading hundreds of pages of longwinded drivel has much the same effect on their minds.
>>84253118Never met a foid I couldn't make shut up and stop being annoying by shagging her up her arse
>>84253131>Never met a foid I couldn't make shut up and stop being annoying by shagging her up her arseeven your mother?
>>84253092>>84253053i knew this gen was retarded and that i hide it for a reason, but i didn't think it was this retarded.
>>84253113Now imagine it written by Bernard Cornwell with a cut interlude to an implied sex scene followed by fifty dead Frenchmen
>>84247783>b..b..but i..i....i pp..ppp..pay t...to pp...post herekekking
How the fuck do I get out of the sissy porn rabbit hole, lads? Feels like my life is spiraling away from me. This shit is more addictive than drugs. Genuinely it needs to be banned.
>>84253148Ok Mr serious.Go spend your time with the other young pooftahs comparing favourite dilation methods and best way to suck girlcock (boycock).
>>84253173You've been watching porn for that long your brain is no longer excited by regular sex so like hard drugs you move onto more extreme things that will give you that dopamine fix. Watching porn has the same effect on the brain as cocaine so I'm not suprised you're having a hard time trying to come off the stuff.
>>84253148Why is it retarded, because it doesn't speak the zoomermong dialect?If I openly laugh in your face will your feelings be even more hurt?
So, without confirmation I have decided to give it a meaning myself, and after lengthy talks with the local linguistics team, we have decided, glazing means the same as hot gluing an anime figurine.
>>84253179>>84253196no they were just retarded as fuck responses, whether or not you knew what "glaze" means or not, dipshits.
>>84253238You say responses, yet there was only 1.Weird. So you're thick and angery, got it.
Without looking it up I thought glazing was something related to facial cumshots in porn. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd see on one of those grotty old early 00s porn series where they put out fifty DVDs in two years.>Glaze My Face #36
>>84253245Sarah Jane's first day at the glazing factory, what will this dirty little trainee get up to?
Ripped a strong fartingon just nowx
Meant to write fartington lolGot dang antihistaminebergs
>>84253266Cooooorrrrr, that's the shit I'm talking about lad!>Mr Bigwood, you wanted to see me, sir?>Yes, come on in, Nikki, we need to talk about your glazing performance so far. I trust your new uniform isn't too tight?...
Katja Kassin, now there was a fucking dirty German bird oh aye x
Trump is collapsing the global economy by raping and Bombing Iran at the behest of Israel. Raised oil and gas prices benefit US energy companies and Russia. Trump still has tonnes of supporters.
>>84253295For me it was Sweet Chiara
>>84253319would love it if trump came to my flat for a few tinnies
>>84253173Some psychiatric meds to induce lower dopamine and induce anhedonia and therapy with them.You're now a "sex maniac" like whats written about in the papers, sort yourself out.
sissy porn to nonce pipeline is a well documented one, shippy being a prime example
>>84252998Spent 300 on my PC. Went to a recycling center, nicked a machine and slapped a GPU in it. Called it a day
When're you good lads switching to Linux? Doesn't have to be mint
>>84253346You're a sissy expert as a NONCE expert? Bit suss, sissyNONCEmong.
>>84253360Already on arch meself oh aye x
>>84253113Yeah it's the type of thing you have to read to appreciate it. I read Jane Eyre a couple of years ago and it was a good book, but it made me realise I don't want to read books like that. If you're aiming for classics I can't recommend John Steinbeck enough, east of eden especially is so amazingly written. Also weird how women use to like these dark broody romances and now they're all just reading fantasy porn where women are taken roughly for pages and pages and pages.
>>84253360The worst thing about Linux is all the estrogen you have to take
>>84253360As soon as they invent programmer socks where you don't have to shave your leg hairs. Till then, windows'll do.
What do you think of Jon Ronson?
>>84253398amazing how physiognomy works, isn't it?
>>84253398Looks like he works for the bbc.
Elsa Jean looks like she works the bbc if you know what I mean huehuehue
I know people complain about Evri but holy shit DPD are fucking useless retarded cunts.Kick your DPD driver down the stairs.
>>84253415>That's a fantastic idea for a new medieval drama series, but what if we cast Idris Elba as the king?
>>84253398What do you think of British paedophile beasts who run away to Thailand to "teach English"?
>>84253446Scamazon have/are at times using evri. I ordered a magnetic whiteboard last week, when it turned up 3 days late, it had a nice sticker saying AMAZON NEXT DAY DELIVERY, evri. Evri is the delivery equivalent of outsourcing a call centre to India.
>>84253466Does that Evri delivery fella still post here?
>>84253460Running out of people to bully now lil fella?
Why is he allowed to work in a school?
>>84253456The missus had The Other Bennet Sister on recently. Glanced over to her laptop screen every now and then. Random subcontinental Indians dressed up as well-to-do English upper crust socialites.Told her it was fucking ridiculous, she just shrugged.
>>84253482>Random subcontinental Indians dressed up as well-to-do English upper crust socialites.The other Benchod sister.
>>84253456>>84253482Remember lads, you are not allowed to show non-whites committing crimes, because that could 'reinforce negative stereotypes'.
What do you think lads has Scott Mills been sacked from the BBC for flying off the handle at an intern or gone full jimmy saville and nonced a kid?
>>84253497If either of these were true he'd be shortlisted for the next director general
>>84253466DPD is the same mate.>Order item.>Literally seventy quidders.>"Your delivery is arriving at 12PM">"OOPS WE TRIED TO CONTACT YOU BUT YOU'RE NOT IN WE'LL TRY TOMORROW!">Picture of my flat from across the street.>Next day>exact same shit>Try to contact them>Just get through to chatbots forever>Only way to get through to a person is to tell the chatbot you're going to harm yourself and others>Get put through to a random Indian>Can't help at all, actually more useless than the chatbot>Call their phonelines>EXACT same shit. Just loops you forever. Please wait for your package hurrrr. Literally can not get through to a human.>Call using 141, spam the keypad when it asks you for your ref number. Get through to a random Indian.>I will help you saaaar>Hangs up>Try again>Get an Indian woman.>"It will arrive by 6PM">We both know that's bullshit>(It was bullshit)>Call the other fucking number for the "medical line">Actually get a white girl>Thank fucking God>Tells me to contact the sender>Sender is also an Indian run company so never reply to emails and have no phone number>Ask the girl what I'm supposed to do.>"I don't know."finally some honestyThis is fucking pathetic, what a joke. I should not have to jump through hoops for this shit what the fuck. The driver didn't even attempt a delivery. I used to work for Amazon and it actually pissed ME off when I failed to deliver to people. Is this the greatness of diversity once again? And you can't even complain about the drivers, which is why they all have 5 star reports lmao.I am big fucking mad ladstl;dr don't read anything above just kick a DPD driver down the stairs
In a country of only white people, delivery drivers would never miss a delivery. It's true.
>>84253509Nobody cares about anything any more, we've been crushed to the point where you don't actually gain anything by trying or caring about your job. You'll still get minimal payrises if any and passed over for advancement in the name of diversity and equality. Society is circling the drain. The point of large enterprise is to make themselves richer, not provide a valuable service. Maybe they need to start with the good service, after that it's just a race to the bottom.
>>84253521It's worse than that, you actively get punished for doing better since we use a progressive taxation system. People look at what the government is doing with their money and think to themselves>Wait, so I have to work harder to be taxed more, so that more of my money is given away to foreign criminals and lifelong dossers? Why? I'm just gonna pop off to Dubai or China or America!
>>84253529I recently passed the 50k limit and am now a high earner so I get to give more money to the govt. It's an abstract kind of feel.
this Necronomicon is lwky a decent substitute for my short form content addiction, whenever I feel the itch to scrool I pick up the book and bang out a short story by h.p lovecraft
>>84253536I literally know people who have begged their workplace to NOT give them a raise because it would bring them into the 100k tax trap and make them functionally way poorer, like to the point where they wouldn't be able to keep working in London, which defeats the entire point.
Afternoon de lats and afternoon de lats xx
>>84253515There wouldn't be any drivers, we don't want to do the work.
>>84253476what are you going to do about it big man? hard to be a man when you've been bummed is it? something you'd know first hand I guess.
>>84253553That makes absolutely zero sense lad. Whether you earn 124k or 126k- the highest rate is only taxed over the amount above the bracket level which is currently 125k. 'Begging their workplace not to give them a raise' is utter bollocks not to mention you don't seem to know what the bracket level even is.
>>84253562Exactly, before The Windrush Generation (PBUT), England didn't have any drivers. Or nurses, or builders, or jerk chicken restaurants.
>>84253569You could've stopped analysing at >'I literally know people'knew it was bollocks then
>>84253569Not me earning that much, just people I know have told me that if they were to start earning 100k they'd be worse off.
>>84253556cant do any workington today, wfh but a bit under the weather, slightly fatigued with a slightly sore throat so its time for me to boot up left for dead 2 (modded)
>>84253583Tedious fantasist
On Brit/pol/ at the moment and there's a full thread dedicated to people seething about people on benefits. Are we despised this much?
One more sammichThen some more R&RQuite womfy is it notX
>>84253568Weirdly specific thing to say. Is that how you lost your manhood?
>>84253529>thinks more pay = more hard worky When you starting big school little man?
>>84253602I genuinely don't know what to say to you, lad. Is this not a thing? It certainly seems to be everywhere online and again I've known people who have asked to not have their salaries raised so they don't hit it.
>>84253616Nothing of substance to say big man? I accept your concession.
fisting foid arse
>>84253624How many failed attempts before you looked up how to spell concession?
>>84253620Your arsehole friends telling tales to impress you doesn't count you credulous little twit
defending nonces online because i've got nothing better to do with my time x
>>84253633Still nothing big man? Pathetic aren't you.
>>84253634I mean you can believe me or not, but are you actually arguing that the 100k tax trap doesn't exist? Like it's not real? That that is not how the tax system works?
>>84253653Shifting goalposts little lad x
>>84253653You're wasting your time mate, youre arguing with a boxroom shut-in that makes himself feel good by belittling other people. He thought he'd got one over you until you provided evidence and then he just pivoted to insults. He's here every day with this shit ruining any attempt at a normal discussion.
Considering having a wankberginton
>>84253661Not really, only two claims made:>that the 100k tax trap exists>that I know a guy who nearly hit it and asked his work to not bump him into itYou've made your stance on the second point clear, but it also seems like you're arguing that the first point isn't real, which is a frankly absurd position to take. It would be like arguing that murder isn't illegal or something. It really is just a black and white reading of the rules.>>84253662Maybe, I'll probably give up soon desu, life's not worth this shite. Still, remarkable insight into the mind of a mong.
Me? Back pain
>>84253672>I'll probably give up soonConcession accepted x
It's up, is it nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMXSDUj-dmsHI sutton bros we're eating goodX
b..b..but i..i nnn.nn...never cc..c.conceded
Is Priya Rai the only decent looking Indian bird to ever do porn?
Shouldn't have done the big shop while hungry. Bought loads of junk and immediately ate loads of it, now I've got a bad tummy. When will I ever learn?
>>84253710I did the opposite last time I went shopping. Had a massive lunch and did the food shopping and hardly bought anything. I felt sick looking at all the food.
>>84253644Quite a lot of words when you could just say that you surrender.
>>84253720You already conceded big man, not my problem.
>>84253719There truly is no winning in this scenario. I considered doing a meal plan before leaving and thought "nah fuck it" like I do literally every time. At least I bought some new pants and socks.>Let's all go to tescos >Where I buy my best clothes
>>84253723You're confusing me with one of your sockpuppet reply accounts, and have twisted yourself into a knot with your deceitful ways of hiding that fact you're a big ole pooftah.
Clothes shopping at a supermarket is a low that thankfully I have not yet sunk to
>>84253746Mum still buys your pants and socks does she lad?
>>84253757Um, no? I do. You know, from actual clothes shops. What level of projection are you on mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9R-aXWoNHwMore kike-induced WW3 kino innit
the one time my toryboy friend admitted he was wrong was on the whole>people ask NOT to have a pay raise, because if you look at the bands...thing. he never actually knew anyone who did that. i said it was probably untrue because how would that work with the actual numbers?then he went away, did some reading, did some maths. turns out you're always unquestionably better off on a higher wage, it just FEELS worse to our humanoid brains because the percentage is higher, they're PROPORTIONALLY taking more of your earnings (and obviously that's more significant if you've just shifted to the lowest rung of the next band up).insufferable liberal. always had to be right about everything. i didn't even win an argument, i was right by coincidence. but i do miss our drinking/arguments quite a bit tbhaiche.
>>84253773>but i do miss our drinking/arguments quite a bit tbhaiche.never got this about normies, i hate arguments and i can't imagine having a friend just to argue tiwh them seems weird
>>84253777Nice trips de lid. I've always thought that having friends deep into adulthood is just gay. Why are you hanging out with other men? You should be with your family.
>>84253743Sorry big man you already conceded, the pixels on the screen don't mean much after that. hehe x
Hope we get more immigrants, someone's got to pay for my bennies.
>>84253777honestly, same. he always WANTED arguments and i just wanted an excuse to go to the pub. but he respected that i was less intelligent than him (he absorbed books like a sponge). high-functioning autistic/Asperger's but he was incredibly charming. quirks that SHOULD be cringy but somehow lasses always fancied him. some lads can just pull off being some Sherlock-Holmes-in-real-life character.do i envy him, to this day? YES.
>>84253815We don't need immigration for that de lid. We just need the lower tier of bennymongs to get back to work. Us lot don't fall into that category as unfortunately we just cannot work. Me? Got that autism and feel sewerslidal when I go out, not to mention the demons that manifest around me egging me to do it.
me? never have to worry about the tax thing because I'l never earn anywhere near 100k and dont know a single person who does, maybe the fifth manager up does.
Any lads here shagging escorts this Easter week?
>>84253849It's what Jesus would've wanted x
>>84253836In all honesty, I'd work if they would give me a job. They make every part of the process so difficult. There should be like a work app that says "show up at this place, at this time, and we'll give you 50 quid", and that should be the end of it. >erm, you need to send us your CV, before we let you shift boxes around, or mow a lawnWhy? I don't even really understand what a CV is. it doesn't make any sense.
easter egg anal beads pop pop popping out of an escort's buppence
What did trump mean by this though
me? I only watch BLACKED
>>84253863>mow a lawnWe don't do that here, yank.
Fuck it probably just going to vote Reform and be done with it. If they don't get in or fix things then it's actually over, demographic tipping point means that political solutions aren't possible after 2029.
>>84253872I literally tried to get a job mowing lawns last year, and I couldn't get in contact with the person who was offering the job.I have no idea how people do this stuff. Literally doesn't make any sense.
>>84253836Yeah you are just resentful and lazy. I have actually struggled for years I would like to work but its hard. I don't find it funny wink wink sewersidal ha ha I would actually work if I could and contribute positively to the world instead of selfishly taking. You just want to be a lump of potato rotting in your bedroom. We're not the same.
Me? My company got bought out and are selling part of it on, found out I'm part of it being sold on so my current bosses don't give a fuck about me so I'll basically coast until we get a buyer and then suddenly become very productive.
I have autism and it does actually affect my ability to work. I know a lot of people grift the system but I don't, I really can't work and I need benefits to survive. I don't take the piss like people like Mark do.
>>84253869Ebin was a blacked connoisseur too
>>84253872then what are lawnmowers for?https://www.google.com/search?q="mowing+the+lawn"+site%3Aoldlawnmowerclub.co.ukgood enough for these toffs, should good enough for us.
>>84253882>You just want to be a lump of potato rotting in your bedroomMaybe you are right de lid, but the real question is why would anyone want to work in the big 2026. Never owning a home, never getting any fanny, never going to have a decent job. Looks like its that benny life for me x
>>84253872its literally called a fucking lawn mower you mong lmao
>>84253849Nope. I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
>>84253901>then what are lawnmowers for?Cutting the grass
>>84253897Me too but you are grifting desu. If it was possible for my condition to work i would. Right now I can't but I haven't written myself off for eternity so I can doss about in a dressing gown like you. Blanket rejecting it altogether I CAN'T work it's not physically POSSIBLE is retarded grifting. Yes I know why working is not plausible socially. But to say you literally CAN'T do ANYTHING as an able bodied young man is a joke and when people hear it they rightly assume you're taking the piss and group us all together as lazy arsehole chancers.
Currently sitting at my local hospital in the waiting room. My appointment was 2:30pm and I've still not been seen. I'm sure you can guess my mood right now.
>>84253908I am right. Now you've gone from the mental health cope to the political cope. It's cringe. You can't be arsed. Just be honest. Enough of the cringe theatrics. We've all heard and recited the script it's a joke.
i call it grasscutter
Id like to mow Ruth's hairy fanny
>>84253934>Me too but you are grifting desu.Except I'm not; I'm just not capable of engaging in a typical work environment. The fact that some people simply refuse to acknowledge that others might not possibly be exactly like them is the height of normie narcissism. If I was forced into an office or a warehouse I would ruin everything for everyone around me, not because I want to but because that's how I've always been. It's impossible for me to work productively unless ENORMOUS changes are implemented which employers just aren't willing to do. I don't want to not work, I would much rather have gainful employment, if for no other reason than it would give me more money, but I am incapable of doing so.Do you think I'm lying? Do you think autism is just made up?
Literally just want a nice person I can talk to to offer me a job. Everything is so nonsensical and roboticised. I don't understand what fucking forms I'm supposed to have. I don't remember what qualifications I have. Who remembers this shit? I mostly wasn't really paying attention at school. I just answered the questions on the test, and went home.
>>84253950I reckon she's one of those girls that keeps her fanny smooth as a whistle, but lets her butthole grow wild and untamed.
>>84253897i'm generally happy to take people at their word on this (if i get tricked, oh well, i'm not a DWP assessor or politician).we wouldn't question a physical disability diagnosis where the criteria affect movement (and we shouldn't, not my point), but some people are ready to do the same with autism when the criteria affect e.g. socialisation. most autistic lads i've spoken to don't actually go for the whole 'autism is my superpower, i'm just a different type of person!' angle, they actually hate how it affects their daily lives (which it really does).ruffles my feathers, this one. that said, the whole reason there's a section in PIP about interacting with others was largely a push from autism charities. i'm not opposed to people with actual autism being awarded PIP, even in-work.anything you think you COULD do, lad? say you had a (low power) magic wand, conjure some set of circumstances like WFH or being with a good pal on a night shift?
The sad thing is there are people ITT sent by the DWP to bully us benefit receivers
>>84253790Ah yeah, but, I win.
>>84253920you're right.>>84253949you're insane.people have gardens. yards are where posh people play bowls.
>>84253961See you're not even reading you're just frothing at the mouth to recite your script. I have autism. I am unemployed. don't need told how it works. The statement "I cannot work" as a young able bodied male is not correct.
Mongs will do anything to avoid working lmao Id love to sit on my arse all day doing fuck all but im not going to lower my self to pretending im some mental fuck up who is scared of his own shadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2PUn-eFPE8VGHQuite favstian is it not
Former school bullies cannot fucking stand other people being happy. The constant contempt they feel for other random people is insane.
>>84253970>anything you think you COULD do, lad? say you had a (low power) magic wand, conjure some set of circumstances like WFH or being with a good pal on a night shift?I suppose in theory yeah, but it would have to be such a neutered version of 'work' that everyone would think I'm taking the piss. Would have to be something along the lines of:>WFH>no more than an hour at a time, maybe two or three bursts of one hour work segments dispersed across the day>no interaction with people>no admonishing by management ever>full ergonomic kit provided, laptop would also need to be screened by me for things like unappealing key stroke noises etc.>mental health days when I feel overwhelmed>no deadlines>all of the above paying more than benefits provides
>>84253990Why not qvite?
Think I might become a Marxist Third Worldist.
>>84253970>i'm generally happy to take people at their word And you are? The king of England? You're happy to take people's word? How full of yourself are you lmao. Obviously you're happy for people to be unemployed for questionable reasons as the agoraphobic man with the 50 party mates who drinks down the pub and chats up girls with his sherlock Holmes mate. You've made a career out of grifting.
Wow, did not expect that innocuous phrase to set him off like that. C'est la vie.
how in the hell did this nonsense spring out of asking about Jon Ronson?>>84253398his books sound really interesting in a pop psychology/sociology kind of way. CIA telekinesis experiments, psychopaths in our society, pariahs who get publicly shamed by Twitter? very interesting subjects IMO. has anyone actually read them? how are they?
Once again, seething even though he couldn't tell you why. Oh well. C'est la vie.
When I was at spacker school, I did various work experience type things, and I was quite good at all of it, and enjoyed it. So why did no one ever come to me and offer me a real job? The world doesn't make any sense.It's literally not my fault that nothing makes sense, and no one else ever tries to help me or properly explain to me how anything is set up.
>>84253992You're right. Dehumanising people as "normies" or stuff like this >We just need the lower tier of bennymongs to get back to work.Dressing up your contempt for other people and lack of interest in anything beyond your own comfort as a political campaign.
>>84254020You're right lad. C'est la vie.
>>84254020Attacking normies is punching up. It's allowed.
>>84254032Indeed punching up is allowed. C'est la vie.
>>84253997Kek this has got to be a troll, very funny lad, now go get a job in a warehouse
>>84254032Everybody thinks they're punching up. From your perspective you're actually punching down. You have contempt for normies who work for a living and boast about your unemployed life. Punching down. You know what you're doing so stop the 2000s "nice guy" act.
>>84254032>punching up Punching up is the justification for virtually every genocide that has ever happened in the 20th century. >we are punching up against the treacherous Armenian intellectuals >we are punching up against the evil Jews who run the banks and academia and made us lose the war>we are punching up against the intellectuals and wealthy French speakers in Cambodia>we are punching up against the rich and powerful Tutsi who oppressed poor Hutus under the Belgians >we are punching up against the Muslim Bosnians who oppressed Serbs under the Ottoman Empire and participated in the genocide against Serbs in WW2 along with Ustase. It is always punching up that justifies acts of profound evil and cruelty.Do not justify your horrendous opinions by saying it is punching up. Justify opinions based on whether they are true or not!
My name is Jon Porkson
>>84254047I'm angry at them because they have access to things I want (jobs, status, social circles), and they wont share them with me.
>>84253977you conceded big manwhoahahahahahahah
>>84254044Warehouse jobs are not for autists. C'est la vie.
>>84254055Oh so when you punch down on them it's actually just a lie/cope?
>>84254049too bad. Start being nice to autistic people.
>>84253997can't lie and say i know any real-life job that fits the bill there. but for MOST of these i wish it was possible: either as reasonable adjustments for autistic lids, or just because that ought to be an option in e.g. an office job. if Mark's off sick some days or Sharon's on maternity leave, people cover for them, are we not at the point we could arrange it so someone with a condition COULD have e.g.>>mental health days when I feel overwhelmed?i know that'll be pie-in-the-sky thinking to some anons ITT (and maybe it is), but surely it's better for autismlad to work than not work. feels like society and/or businesses need to meet people half way.
Say you will, say you won'tSay you'll do what I don'tSay you're true, say to meC'est la vie
Me? Just spaffed watching mini stallion and it was lush x
>>84254063>actchucally you're punching down on people who have no disabilities, and have their lives togetherI'm not though, am I?
Man, that caving piece was kinegraphicTickled me favstian inclinations in just the right waysWherever BWC ventures it must explore, comprehend and colonize. Jews and the White Race are bizarro mirrors of each other in this regard, with racial characteristic polarities exactly flipped inversily (parasitism vs the urge to construct)
NEW GIMMICK JUST DROPPED
>>84254065You're not nice though. You are hateful and resentful. We've already established that. Try being nice to people if you want the same back.
>>84254072Love that tiny little ebony spinner. C'est la vie.
>>84254059He was so scared by me he had to get somebody different to reply to me?What a weird way to admit defeat, amarite.
>*inverselyEffin hellNeed to recuperate soon me
>>84254079I'm resentful because you force me to eat shit and tell me I deserve it.
Jennifer Porkson, at your service
>>84254074Trot out the song and dance lol. Like a fat bint with a "bad back". Pathetic display for a man. Put a little hat on the ground so we can throw coins in.
>>84254083>What a weird way to admit defeat, amarite.C'est la vie.
>>84254075is caving like glazing?(image warning: claustrophobia/caves/scary)
Yes I'm Jack Porkson
>>84254090You're being a bully, and I'm justified in punching up at you.
>>84254088>youI have already said I am autistic and unemployed. Due to that I don't go along with group think herd mentality even if it's the group think of autistics. I know everything you are going to say because I've said it myself. It's boring. Cheers.
>>84254099Then you clearly know I'm right, and should stop fighting me. They're not going to be mates with you, and let you sleep in the big house.
>>84254098>blah blah blah I'm allowed to be a dickhead It's okay when I do itCringe
Hmm? Yes I know Jemima Porkson, used to be Jemima Porkvierre.
>>84254097> best-simpsons-faces-2.pngthe best Simpsons faces were in season 1-2 when it was still animated by Klasky Csupo.that said, i'm happy we got Duckman. underrated cartoon.
>>84254095No, caving is melting, but brought into the modern vernacular. Urban dictionary is already showing interest at allocating it as a word.
time flies like an arrow.fruit flies like a banana. xD
>>84254103I don't want to be mates with them or you. You are a hateful and resentful person and a diagnosis doesn't make me the same as you. You would be the same with or without it.
>>84254104Your life is better than mine, and nothing I could say could truly hurt you.
Ah yes little Jemma Porkson, she's not quite bright but she does her best
>>84254116That funny that is.
>>84254116actually a really good joke.
>>84254118Yes you're worse off than everyone who ever lived. I know you believe that.
>>84254117I'm justified in being hateful and resentful. It's a logical response to injustice.
And who could forget dear elderly Jeremy Porkson the third? Quite the prospector he was in his day.
>>84254083still fuming big man?whoahahahhahahaha
>>84254141Still melting lad, all day is it now?
Me? Haven't read a single post. I'll now be taking my leave.
>I'm justified in being hateful and resentful
>episode set in 2010>Lisa and Hugh cannot experience the Sonic the Hedgehog kinos
>>84254144fuming still big man? whoahahahahah
>>84254162I defeated you. You can't stop replying due to spite, yet when you do stop that means fear won.Aka, I win.
>>84254157>faulty car step into the night and look woat the
I had a mate who confided in me that he wanted his wife to fuck other men. That seemed to be the crux of it, not that he wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women. I told him I literally couldn't think of anything worse but he seemed into the idea. Next time I saw him he seemed to have gone off the idea, turns out he had another friend who got into an open relationship situation and totally imploded the whole thing.
>>84254167Mental gymnastics because you conceded whoahahahahahahah
What are some thing i can eat when i have the shits? Feel weak af
>>84254178Porridge with water, nothing fatty.
>>84254177Panicking again lad, your grammatical change speaks volumes.
Forgot to cancel my free trial on The Telegraph website and they've charged me 14.99. I have funded the Tory propaganda machine.
Israel has stopped all supplies of HRT.lol
It's a BWC's world out thereWe're all just living in it x
Alright its me the unemployed drug scrounger on benefits. I will tell you what I'm happy with people saying and what I'm not happy with people saying. It's down to me if it's acceptable what people say.
>>84254190They want all the murricans to be fuming when they invade iran. Those effeminate zoibois will be rattling without their titty skittles.
>>84254197I accept your admittance of being bested.
I can't be arsed doing anything it's a health disease. The only cure is dole and other people's money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnv6y3MVVKc>Piece starts out by showing a negroe woman completely fumbling the landing to the point she manages to crash into a vehicleO i am wheezin
>>84254190WW3 is fast approaching so societies across the world are reversing the sissification of men.
>>84254201I did see a platoon? of US soldiers heading out from base and they all look like they could be snapped like twigs. Maybe they were the high STAM group idk.I hope the US leaves NATO and we get to see the US assets in the UK removed.
All these milslop documentaries YT has been getting absolutely flooded with in recent months are in perfect accordance with what the sign tapper pasta predicted would happen years ago, btwLike it foretold this is exactly what would happen, the jews trying to make war/WW3 look appealing to zoomers via "TV shows" (YT having replaced the talmudvision goybox for a large part of the pre-boomer populace at this point)
Ackshually this was the post talking about TV show psyop WW3 pre-programmingMy bad innit
>>84254227milslop?
>>84254259Military slop
took some ship to Vermillion City, haven't been to any other towns in Kanto so i can't Fly anywhere, and i can't sail back until Wednesday. i am NOT walking.>>84254189https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/consumer/changed-your-mind/cancelling-a-service-youve-arranged/email them, request a refund while you're in the cooling-off period.
milpool
Shan't be serving for ZOG in WW3 meNay
NPCs are talking about WW3 again
>>84254285me neither. what's this about them raising the conscription age?even though i'm under 41, i couldn't have fought in World War II due to my disability (flat feet).
i am a sex dwarf.
Back from haircut. Back and sides good but he cut my fringe badly. It's like diagonal. It's sloping down to one side. What can I do?
you know what they say about small boys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqGcn2ZmSjM
My hair looks like it's having a stroke. Not being funny. It's really noticeable.
Another wuppa garn downs the hatch x
>>84254312could cut it straight yourself, but be careful.growing my hair from bald, i had that Lord Farquaad look for a while.
>>84254338What do the staff think about you?
can you ask for the components of cheap cocaine in separate bags? like at the butcher's.
need to poo and be sick at the same time. if i was a taller man, i could reach the sink while sat on the toilet.
>>84254385One time my brother brought home a virus so awful, I was shitting myself and vomiting at the same time when I caught it. Whole family ended up sick with it.
>>84254312Go back and spark him out and get your money back.He won't learn otherwise, after all 6 months of training didn't help him cut hair properly did it?
>>84254298Unironically, what the fuck are they gonna do if we all just refuse to go?
Bit lynchesque-adjacent innitX
>>84254434Nah, moar just a bit gay.
Wonder why the gov chose to give us this shit weather when they clearly made the weather LUSH during covid, weeks of sunshine, iran war? giga winds will have to do.
>cuckGPT maxxes out in reddit-coded midwit pseud hallucinatory grandstandingNot too surprising, is it now
>>84254441Shut it dickhead. You're barking for a sparking.
>>84254434life do be like that. lurking in a Twitch chat is like reading A Clockwork Orange.
For me, it's gotta behttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2036549779006873600/vid/avc1/704x1280/EhoAkuSIm4mHt3t_.mp4X
on the loo again, liquid shit is leaving my body
>>84254473i tried that Grok and it didn't understand some of my questions however i worded them. a few times it gave an error like>Grok was unable to reply, please try again later.me, i'll stick with ChadGPT. whenever i say it's wrong, it tells me 'you're absolutely right.' feels good man.
>>84254475You couldn't spark a ciggie, ya wet safety match.
>>84254491i look like this and say this X
>>84254498It's like that daily for me. Got that j-pouch haven't I. Didn't ask to have these problems but just have to deal with it.
I'm calmmaxxed too
>>84252453That was supposed to be me on left and you on right :(
mind you, i am NOT looking forward to the summer weather. my wardrobe of assorted grey T-shirts has some heather in there.
>>84254526My anus is absolute battered after 10+ liquid shits today. How do you manage?
poor /int/ lad. at the end of the day, he just wants his wilkins sucked (i think we can all relate)
Shall be lying down so as to aid my body in the digestion of assorted foodstuffs, me
>>84254580I'm not bothered about sex, so I don't relate, but you're right he probably is a cock sucker.
why does everyone on /britfeel/ have poor digestion?
>>84254577I've had it since I was 13/14, 29 now. More than half my life shitting liquid. Guess I just adapted. Downsides are big though, on the bog 8+ time a day shitting. Got to plan my days out around being near a bog. And I am not embarrassed to say shitting the bed is almost a monthly occurrence at this time in my life. Just having to play with the shitty (no pun intended) hand i've been dealt.
Scott Mills sacked after a "historic relationship with somebody from 10 years ago" Oh so he was noncing a kid then. The BBC is filled to the brim with pedos. Carpet bomb the place right now.
>>84254607Just wait until David Nonceborough croaks it. Biggest wrong'un of them all.
>>84254592Autism and IBS go hand in hand for some reason.
>>84254588>I'm not bothered about sexbest way to be innit. do quite miss my ex-bf but sex itself is overrated. the U2 of romantic activity.
>>84254611whoa, my autistic friend (waffled about him earlier ITT) had IBS.sample size of 1, but 100% is 100%. wonder if it's some genetic thing.
>>84254607>pedosIn the UK we spell it "paedo"
>>84254628I also have autism >>84254595Spooky
Soundspacker and ruthmong are forgein pedos
>>84254662imagine if there was actually some causal link and nobody had bothered to put two and two together.daft Q:if everyone in the world blinked at the exact same time, would we notice?
>>84254592very hard poos, tbqh
Chika's battered anus
>>84254628It's true. I also have the tism and whenever I get stressed out or having a bad day/week I will have this excruciatingly painful sensation in my lower intestine and it passes when I go and take a shit. Had it all throughout my life as well.
new edition for us >>84254689new edition for us >>84254689new edition for us >>84254689
>>84254684doesn't that mean you can afford to treat yourself to more curries and choccies?for me it's that opioid-induced constipation. the constant discomfort of it is affecting my feels.
>>84254592they're mostly fat and unhealthy
