I just want a friendless boy with Asperger's syndrome who I can keep as my de-facto property.Is that really too much to ask for?
>>84249689how many threads have you made lil bro, like damn dude, don't go outside though, no one wants to see you
>>84249689i mean, i know a guy.
>>84250523Leave me out of this.Let me tippy toe in peace, I've dealt with being someone's "property" three times now and I'm done.
>>84250564Aww, why? Did you not receive your contractually required daily headpats anon?
>>84250717Obviously, among other problems.Ownership requires responsibility. My previous masters never had that. I hate being self-sufficient, but here we are.
>>84250732smfhI'll be having words with 'em
>>84249689I just want a bazooka, but sometimes we just can't have the thing we want
>>84249689holy fucking cringeThis gross ass fetishization of "nerdy"/social outcasted men (timid, skinny, and white with glasses) that some people, especially and almost exclusively women do never fails to weird me out.
>>84249689larp larp larp sahur, you're no foid, YNBAW, nobody will provide you with a groomable child (which is what you're basically BEGGING for) please refer to picrel KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS
>>84249689Does 23 still count as a boy?
>>84250930Now we're asking the real questions.
>>84250907instructions unclear, got dick stuck in ceiling fan.
You do know you could go to /soc/ right
>>84250907This.OP is literally a pedophile who wants to take advantage of someone.Its so clear that he is a dangerous person and a predator.The energy you get is just this: run!
>>84249689if you're a woman (female) who lives near me and doesn't mind that i'm 23 and not a twink i'd be down
>>84252341Mavis is a homosexual he wants to live out his deranged fantasy but he hates himself too much to admit that openly in the OP
>>84249689If I volunteer myself will you stop making these posts
