/r9k/ - I was a kissless virgin at 29 until someone gave m - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

03/29/26(Sun)20:35:40 No.84250236

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Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)20:35:40 No.84250236 Archived

I was a kissless virgin at 29 until someone gave me some crucial advice.

Guys trust me, what he told me changed my life forever.
Seriously it altered the way I behaved; gave me ACTUAL meaning in life.

And within a few days I was getting laid left right and centre
>*snaps fingers*
Like that!

Not hookers either, just random women! Good looking ones as well!

Oh shit, gotta run. Seeing another girl today and I don't wanna to be late.
Remember what I told you and good luck, yeah?

Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)21:27:57 No.84250505

Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)21:27:57 No.84250505

Get plastic surgery, ok.

Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)22:20:45 No.84250836

Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)22:20:45 No.84250836

>>84250236
Holy fuck thanks for the advice! It actually worked!

Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)22:25:22 No.84250860

Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)22:25:22 No.84250860

>>84250236
MOTHERUFCKER GIVE ME THE ADVICE

Anonymous
03/29/26(Sun)23:49:08 No.84251316

Anonymous 03/29/26(Sun)23:49:08 No.84251316

>>84250860
The advice is there! Remember what he told you!

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)01:21:31 No.84251810

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)01:21:31 No.84251810

>>84251316
Basically told us we have to talk to girls and that's a hard no. By the way, would you even give a shit if you got your dick cut off? Like would you continue trying to talk to girls? And like, not just your dick but your dick and balls. Sperm can't be extracted at this point. And you can't have pleasure with sex. It doesn't matter how you respond to this, it will be pure copium