Only like 5 people post here. Have you noticed any regular posters yourself that aren't outright attention whores?
>>84251379Way more than 5 people. One time I posted a pastebin link and it got 14 views
>>84251379The board is at a near-historic low of activity, but there's still a few hundred unique posters here every day.
That better be looked at. Swelling like that is never good and can be a sign of heart failure.
>>84251384>14 viewsholy shit!
>>84251379-manifesting loli gf retard-romaniancel-"older mommy sub gf"-anti anal girl-searching for autistic bf fag-ghostfaced making some "bpd taming" thread-some bpd moid who is actually nice, i doubt theres multiple of them heremostly only recognise people through spam threads, harder to actually recognise them by the way they type. I frequently post but I doubt they're coherent enough to be recognised
>>84251450do you swallow cum and piss anon
>>84251450the anti anal fembot is the best shes so passionate about no anal. i wonder if she had a breakdown whenever she has to take a shit
>>84251450>anti anal girlwow i made it onto the list
Im a tourist on this board Didn't know/r9k/ has this lore
>>84251459cum yes piss nowhy
>>84251486why would you swallow cum it smells like bleach and flu snot
>>84251493Easier to swallow it when its already in my mouth, I want it gone asap. Hate the texture
>>84251482I wouldn't call it lore exactly, more like a pest problem lol.
>>84251482We have many notable posters. Grindrfag for example has been here forever.
>>84251379I notice a lot of people because they use the same filenames over and over which makes them easy to track.
>>84251450the guy who's always like FEMSUBS, FEMBLOBS, FEMKEKS, FEMSLAVES etc etc. he makes the same threads with the same wording and the same images
>>84251450>anti anal girlI made it! I'm so much into anon's heads rent free! They cannot deny they're just faggots in denial and are just coping!>>84251465No, I don't. >>84251475Stop claiming to be me, bitch! You were dumb enough to fall for your husband's degeneracy and caved in. You are such a floormat to him you'll be wearing diapers in five years from fecal incontinence.
>>84251450>-some bpd moid who is actually nice, i doubt theres multiple of them hereI wonder if this is me?
>>84251543Yes it's you, congratulations you made it.
Of the five people posting here, I am at least six of them.
>>84251574don't lie to me, I know it's not me :(I'm not memorable
The samefag faggot /pol/shitter that has 200 lar->aren't outright attention whoresSorry. That one is the biggest attentionwhore here and possibly on 4chan.
>>84251399The clotshot got most people
>>84251379>tfw make dozens of threads each day but not noticable
>>8425151418 years on dis site and it's so fun learning board subkulture
>>84251379>Have you noticed any regular posters yourselfA few.
>>84251610mine do get some attention sometimes, feels good :D(however it will never fill the void in my life)
>>84251540Shut up you projecting buttslut. Everyone here knows you want it bad.
/r9k/ used to have a lot of recognizable posters simply because they posted stuff that was actually funny a memorable. The one I miss the most is Craig. His misogyny posts were funny as hell. The most funny were:>Women getting cummed on her faceE.g. "Every time you look at a women, you will forever see a face that has had another man's cum on it. She is forever used goods.">Fathers raising girls just for a man to fuck herA classy one that is still posted today. Add in the one poster who posts the LotR hobbit.>Yoga pants and attention whores"Stop staring at me, Anon! I wear these for comfort, not for attention! Oh hey Chad! How's it going? Like my butt?"
>>84251620personally i think you have to respect a womans butthole more than this if she hates anal you have to respect the buttholes wishes
>>84251610The trick for me is to samefag your thread forever and perhaps even get into arguments with yourself. I may or may not be doing it in this very thread.
>>84251615We have many stories to tell. Beware the fate of 32JAnon, who like Icarus flew too close to the sun. (mommy milkers)
i swear that mf into cucking and paying people to cuck him is one very dedicated person
>>84251540You never said your relationship status. Are you married? If not, you are not a good Christian for not only fornicating, but your love of slurping on your bf's cock.
>>84251630I make a variety of threads, just whatever dumb shit i think is funny in that precise moment
>>84251637i dont think i would ever recover if i got a gf with boobs that big and she left me. that is a lifetime of pain, random mental breakdowns throughout your life when you start thinking about the tits you lost
>>84251628An uppity woman who so vehemently talks about not liking anal in a male-dominated space is simply offering a hint that she would indeed like her butt to get stuffed. She wants to be put in her place.
>>84251659anon please respect the anus this is rude behavior
>>84251637Those tits are almost as big as my brother's ex gf who decided to flip reality and married her 1st cousinWhich carries a 5 year jail sentence
>>84251637The best part about this is he initially says he finds anything smaller than an H cup to be small. Then over the years he eventually starts to acquiesce, but only to GG cups.Hilarious. Fucker really did fly too close to the sun
>>84251656my ex had regular sized boobs and it still hurts
>>84251666Like going to the moon, a man needs to plant his flag (seed) in there. At least once.
>>84251628by woman's butthole you mean a man's anus. i know you're talking about a hairy man's anus
>>84251684yea well im a virgin so fuck yourself scumbag
>>84251696no, why did you have to make it gay?
>>84251698you aren't missing out on a whole lot. just a wet hole you go in and out of and then spit your essence out in. when you consider putting up wihth their bullshit it's a tossup
>>84251698wow that's rude anon >:(
>>84251710i dont even care that much about what vagina feels like i just want to hear and feel my hips plapping into butt
>>84251450I get the feeling anti-anal girl is the same one that used to post the anti-cunnilingus posts as well.
>>84251450to add to this list, the ones i can recognize:-bpd woman that hangs out in videogame threads-the guy that posts the videogame threads-mr meow, a random guy that posts in those threads too-australian guy looking for neet friends, hasn't succeeded so far-the 2 girls that complain about being too tall-the girl that posts the "good morning white men in my computer"-chickn ughhhh-the girl that always posts the same images with "ill always love him" messages (why is avatarfagging allowed?)-the guy that eats raw stuff-the pole that posts the cut generals-hutao anon-sems-the 3 guys that post about big titted girls-the 11san retard that posts threads for those girls too-the person that is looking for a person to (study whatever topic) that goes by childrenofthenight on discord-the faggot that posts almost everyday and types like "everynyan" and shit like that, looking for a fp-the woman that likes drawing and is autistic and drinks a lotok im tired but there are definitely more than 5 people on this board
>>84251775nice additions, i recognise some of themi explicitely didnt mention sems, chickn, cassie, mike because i see them as attention whores / well known enough to not mention / tripfags
>>84251799little cassie
>>84251475>>84251540Seriously, you should try it a few times before dismissing it. Many girls hate it the first or second time, then end up loving it afterwards.
>>84251799you are right i should have done the samei dont recognize you but you kinda sound like me a little bit
>>84251521Stop being creepy, anon! I could write a script to scramble the image data and the filenames of the images in my reaction folder to make this kind of tracking less easy to pull off but I'm not interested in this kind of arms-race so be a good anon and don't be a creepy anon who tracks people via their images, OK?
>>84251775>-the guy that posts the videogame threadsaren't there like 3 of those?
>>84251450>>84251775>Nice! I don't see myself...yet.Guess I have to work on a persona for myself here.
>>84251935Being recognized completely defeats the point of posting here. The time I became recognized on a different board, I stopped posting for an entire year. It just isn't the same.
>>84251919ill be more specific: the guy that was playing an old final fantasy game
Ehhh here before rb9k existe and ill be here after. Perminately stuck shitposting like bastion
>>84251942Yeah, it is a bit scary. But as long as none of my coworkers recognize me here, I'm good. They'd never let me live my muscle-mommy/futanari/femboi fetishzization down.
>>84251952>he guy that was playing an old final fantasy gameoh, there I am. nvm. still on 3 btw.
>>84251962Lol I bought a laptop recently and he failed to wipe his Cuta mods for new Vegas. Made me lol .
>>84251942Exactly. I come here to be a drop in an ocean. Unrecognizable. An anon.
>>842519174chanX has a feature that automatically makes your filenames random, so you don't have work TOO hard to be fully anonymous. Simply searching the archives for your gif shows the 3 times you've posted it with the same filename, which leads to exchanges you've had where you posted other images which when searched lead to even more of your posts. But anyway, NO! I'm too stubborn.
>>84251952oh that's me! >>84251970there was another anon playing ff3 in here? cool
>>84251993You remind me of another EXTREMELY stubborn person. She's funny and cute but holy shit, stubborn as a mule, lmao. Looks like I've chosen my parasicial waifu wisely. Her longstream made me feel all kinds of emotions. Some of them were uncomfortable.
>>84252070*parasocialGod damb autocorrect!!!
>>84252036it's you. the other one uses capital letters.
>>84251379>Only like 5 people post hereIt kinda felt like that to me for a bit. I added the same person from here 3 times in a row once weeks apart. It was pretty funny because they used different throwaway emails so I didn't know it, but they realized it was me after talking twice.
>>84251450What is with people avatar/theme posting on 4chan of all places? Are they retarded or schizo? Does r9k attract these fags? I hate when they post the same damn problems - get the same damn advice or solutions, then post the same damn problem tomorrow. They act like bots, but bots are less NPC-like.
>>84251379No punctuation ESL britbong whose obsessed with black men and who they date.
That guy who types in all lowercase and inserts double line breaks
>>84251775>the woman that likes drawing and is autistic and drinks a lotHuh I wonder if that's me or if there are multiple
>>84252322Yes it's you, congratulations.
>>84251775OP said "that are not outright attention whores"
>>84251539this could be me lowk
>>84251399I've been here since 2011, the board is at its best when the posters are low, eventually we might start making groups again like we did on Skype and then discord, forming friendships, relationships, finding others like ourselves.
>>84251379That must have been one hell of a bee
I get recognized by the same person every time maybe I should take a break or change
>>84252588and i said that i had made a mistake
I can fucking smell the attention whores leaking out currently from this thread can you put some garlic on it or something ew.
>>84251450I'm one of the nice BPD moids. I post here almost everyday and I will worry about being recognized (I secretly want to I think)
bpd people can't be nice
>>84251514This is a meme, not a specific poster. I contribute from time to time.
>>84252322being a drunk autistic whore isn't that unique, literally you're all like that
>>84251379I sprained my wrist and it swole up exactly like this
>>84253590>bpd people can't be niceLovebombing sure seems nice
>>84253630>Lovebombing sure seems nice>seemscorrect
>>84252756r9k irl meetup?
>>84251775>the girl that complains avout being too tallNever thought id be recognized. I post about many different things but people dont know its the same individual.
>>84253680>Never thought id be recognizedi recognize you, but i won't interact with you or anyone unless i make sure they're nice.
>>84251775>the girl that always posts the same images with "ill always love him" messages (why is avatarfagging allowed?)id post different images but i wanna make sure my regular anons can find me. itd make me sad if i couldnt talk to them.avatarfagging isnt allowed, i actually had a thread taken down recently for breaking the rule, im thinking of switching it up soon
>>84253701I come off as mean? Damn
>>84253762not necessarily but not being mean doesn't mean you're nice, i learned this the hard way>>84253738>itd make me sad if i couldnt talk to them.the whole point of this board is to be anonymous. if you're aiming to be recognized, then you can use a trip or a name so people can filter you out, or you can start a discord server or whatever. in my opinion, even though sometimes you can recognize some people, the avatar use thing defeats the purpose of the board, and if you're aiming to make friends with people, then that might be a better choice too as it gives them a way to keep in touch with you
>>84251450You forgot the pegging guy
>>84251637i understand the pain of loss. i have some primal attraction to redheads (more than normal) and my first love in high school who i lost my virginity to was the most beautiful ginger girl i ever met. she ended up cheating on me with a guy who had the same name as me.
>The guy that posts higurashi pics>The guy taking HRT for his hair>The s4s buryposter>The French sociopath anon
>>84253800having a name crosses a line for me, from being an anonymous stain on the board to being an egirl which isnt my goal. i dont want people to be actual friends because that opens a gateway. what if i fuck someone over accidentally and they just doxx me all over this fucking board. i dont want an agatha thread on me, god forbid
>that Slavic guy I think he is Serbian?>The 30 year old retard who cries about not dating 18 year olds as if they wanted an unc like himThe cucked by Nessa guy
Why is everybody forgetting that anon that keeps posting sheldon from the big bang theory?
>>84253857>because what ifive been friends with r9k people for ages. not many of them know my real name, and they don't even know what city i live in. >having a name implies egirlyou already are acting like one, what is the difference anyway
the one anon who makes me laugh is the guy who keeps posting about how EXTREMELY DOMINATING he is, just pure autism
>>84251379Newfag here, not sure how long I will stay thoughThis place seems to have a lot less bait and porn than other boards, so I might stay a while
>>84253917you can only stay if you larp as a foid and never admit it thats what this board is for
>>84251450I tried to manifest a loli gf but all I got was a legal loli bpd girl who dated all my friends except me.Last I heard she couldn't get on social media because the age verification ai thought she was under 16 (she's 21)
>>84251379hello, data collection anon. I recognize you. I make an effort to post vastly different points, which is easy, because issues are complex.And also post in different mood, tone, and varied vocabulary. Sometimes I'm a third worlder, sometimes the ESL. Sometimes nobody can refute the eloquence. I won't say more about complexity of a personality, but that is one the reasons some anons are hard to recognize./r9k/ has plenty of tourist faggots on it, plus larpers ofc, plus baiters, plus trolls, plus random troons.
>>84253886And the anon who replies threads with a random word from the OP text
>>84253896idk even if i withhold all info im a hyper paranoid fag so anything could happen. also it takes away the right to talk to people on my own terms>you already are acting like one, what is the difference anywayto me the difference is i can disappear at any time and dont have a super defined persona
>>84253944I think I will just larp as a slightly more successful version of myself. My head is only big enough for one mind
Why are all the regulars showing up here.You people aren't supposed to interact with each other, you're supposed to be trapped within your respective threads.
does the porshe femanon who calls people fat count?shes a namefag tho
>>84254627bibi hasnt paid our 7k so we're breaking all the rules
>>842513794 inch penis anon