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Only like 5 people post here. Have you noticed any regular posters yourself that aren't outright attention whores?
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>>84251379
Way more than 5 people. One time I posted a pastebin link and it got 14 views
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>>84251379
The board is at a near-historic low of activity, but there's still a few hundred unique posters here every day.
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That better be looked at. Swelling like that is never good and can be a sign of heart failure.
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>>84251384
>14 views
holy shit!
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>>84251379
-manifesting loli gf retard
-romaniancel
-"older mommy sub gf"
-anti anal girl
-searching for autistic bf fag
-ghostfaced making some "bpd taming" thread
-some bpd moid who is actually nice, i doubt theres multiple of them here

mostly only recognise people through spam threads, harder to actually recognise them by the way they type. I frequently post but I doubt they're coherent enough to be recognised
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>>84251450
do you swallow cum and piss anon
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>>84251450
the anti anal fembot is the best shes so passionate about no anal. i wonder if she had a breakdown whenever she has to take a shit
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>>84251450
>anti anal girl
wow i made it onto the list
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Im a tourist on this board
Didn't know/r9k/ has this lore
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>>84251459
cum yes piss no
why
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>>84251486
why would you swallow cum it smells like bleach and flu snot
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>>84251493
Easier to swallow it when its already in my mouth, I want it gone asap.
Hate the texture
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>>84251482
I wouldn't call it lore exactly, more like a pest problem lol.
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>>84251482
We have many notable posters. Grindrfag for example has been here forever.
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>>84251379
I notice a lot of people because they use the same filenames over and over which makes them easy to track.
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>>84251450
the guy who's always like FEMSUBS, FEMBLOBS, FEMKEKS, FEMSLAVES etc etc. he makes the same threads with the same wording and the same images
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>>84251450
>anti anal girl
I made it! I'm so much into anon's heads rent free! They cannot deny they're just faggots in denial and are just coping!

>>84251465
No, I don't.

>>84251475
Stop claiming to be me, bitch! You were dumb enough to fall for your husband's degeneracy and caved in. You are such a floormat to him you'll be wearing diapers in five years from fecal incontinence.
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>>84251450
>-some bpd moid who is actually nice, i doubt theres multiple of them here
I wonder if this is me?
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>>84251543
Yes it's you, congratulations you made it.
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Of the five people posting here, I am at least six of them.
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>>84251574
don't lie to me, I know it's not me :(
I'm not memorable
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The samefag faggot /pol/shitter that has 200 lar-

>aren't outright attention whores
Sorry. That one is the biggest attentionwhore here and possibly on 4chan.
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>>84251399
The clotshot got most people
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>>84251379
>tfw make dozens of threads each day but not noticable
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>>84251514
18 years on dis site and it's so fun learning board subkulture
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>>84251379
>Have you noticed any regular posters yourself
A few.
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>>84251610
mine do get some attention sometimes, feels good :D
(however it will never fill the void in my life)
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>>84251540
Shut up you projecting buttslut. Everyone here knows you want it bad.
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/r9k/ used to have a lot of recognizable posters simply because they posted stuff that was actually funny a memorable. The one I miss the most is Craig. His misogyny posts were funny as hell. The most funny were:
>Women getting cummed on her face
E.g. "Every time you look at a women, you will forever see a face that has had another man's cum on it. She is forever used goods."
>Fathers raising girls just for a man to fuck her
A classy one that is still posted today. Add in the one poster who posts the LotR hobbit.
>Yoga pants and attention whores
"Stop staring at me, Anon! I wear these for comfort, not for attention! Oh hey Chad! How's it going? Like my butt?"
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>>84251620
personally i think you have to respect a womans butthole more than this if she hates anal you have to respect the buttholes wishes
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>>84251610
The trick for me is to samefag your thread forever and perhaps even get into arguments with yourself. I may or may not be doing it in this very thread.
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>>84251615
We have many stories to tell. Beware the fate of 32JAnon, who like Icarus flew too close to the sun. (mommy milkers)
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i swear that mf into cucking and paying people to cuck him is one very dedicated person
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>>84251540
You never said your relationship status. Are you married? If not, you are not a good Christian for not only fornicating, but your love of slurping on your bf's cock.
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>>84251630
I make a variety of threads, just whatever dumb shit i think is funny in that precise moment
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>>84251637
i dont think i would ever recover if i got a gf with boobs that big and she left me. that is a lifetime of pain, random mental breakdowns throughout your life when you start thinking about the tits you lost
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>>84251628
An uppity woman who so vehemently talks about not liking anal in a male-dominated space is simply offering a hint that she would indeed like her butt to get stuffed. She wants to be put in her place.
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>>84251659
anon please respect the anus this is rude behavior
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>>84251637
Those tits are almost as big as my brother's ex gf who decided to flip reality and married her 1st cousin
Which carries a 5 year jail sentence
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>>84251637
The best part about this is he initially says he finds anything smaller than an H cup to be small. Then over the years he eventually starts to acquiesce, but only to GG cups.
Hilarious. Fucker really did fly too close to the sun
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>>84251656
my ex had regular sized boobs and it still hurts
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>>84251666
Like going to the moon, a man needs to plant his flag (seed) in there. At least once.
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>>84251628
by woman's butthole you mean a man's anus. i know you're talking about a hairy man's anus
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>>84251684
yea well im a virgin so fuck yourself scumbag
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>>84251696
no, why did you have to make it gay?
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>>84251698
you aren't missing out on a whole lot. just a wet hole you go in and out of and then spit your essence out in. when you consider putting up wihth their bullshit it's a tossup
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>>84251698
wow that's rude anon >:(
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>>84251710
i dont even care that much about what vagina feels like i just want to hear and feel my hips plapping into butt
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>>84251450
I get the feeling anti-anal girl is the same one that used to post the anti-cunnilingus posts as well.
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>>84251450
to add to this list, the ones i can recognize:
-bpd woman that hangs out in videogame threads
-the guy that posts the videogame threads
-mr meow, a random guy that posts in those threads too
-australian guy looking for neet friends, hasn't succeeded so far
-the 2 girls that complain about being too tall
-the girl that posts the "good morning white men in my computer"
-chickn ughhhh
-the girl that always posts the same images with "ill always love him" messages (why is avatarfagging allowed?)
-the guy that eats raw stuff
-the pole that posts the cut generals
-hutao anon
-sems
-the 3 guys that post about big titted girls
-the 11san retard that posts threads for those girls too
-the person that is looking for a person to (study whatever topic) that goes by childrenofthenight on discord
-the faggot that posts almost everyday and types like "everynyan" and shit like that, looking for a fp
-the woman that likes drawing and is autistic and drinks a lot
ok im tired but there are definitely more than 5 people on this board
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>>84251775
nice additions, i recognise some of them

i explicitely didnt mention sems, chickn, cassie, mike because i see them as attention whores / well known enough to not mention / tripfags
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>>84251799
little cassie
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>>84251475
>>84251540
Seriously, you should try it a few times before dismissing it. Many girls hate it the first or second time, then end up loving it afterwards.
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>>84251799
you are right i should have done the same
i dont recognize you but you kinda sound like me a little bit
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>>84251521
Stop being creepy, anon! I could write a script to scramble the image data and the filenames of the images in my reaction folder to make this kind of tracking less easy to pull off but I'm not interested in this kind of arms-race so be a good anon and don't be a creepy anon who tracks people via their images, OK?
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>>84251775
>-the guy that posts the videogame threads
aren't there like 3 of those?
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>>84251450
>>84251775
>Nice! I don't see myself...yet.
Guess I have to work on a persona for myself here.
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>>84251935
Being recognized completely defeats the point of posting here. The time I became recognized on a different board, I stopped posting for an entire year. It just isn't the same.
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>>84251919
ill be more specific: the guy that was playing an old final fantasy game
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Ehhh here before rb9k existe and ill be here after. Perminately stuck shitposting like bastion
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>>84251942
Yeah, it is a bit scary. But as long as none of my coworkers recognize me here, I'm good. They'd never let me live my muscle-mommy/futanari/femboi fetishzization down.
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>>84251952
>he guy that was playing an old final fantasy game
oh, there I am. nvm. still on 3 btw.
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>>84251962

Lol I bought a laptop recently and he failed to wipe his Cuta mods for new Vegas. Made me lol .
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>>84251942
Exactly. I come here to be a drop in an ocean. Unrecognizable. An anon.
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>>84251917
4chanX has a feature that automatically makes your filenames random, so you don't have work TOO hard to be fully anonymous. Simply searching the archives for your gif shows the 3 times you've posted it with the same filename, which leads to exchanges you've had where you posted other images which when searched lead to even more of your posts. But anyway, NO! I'm too stubborn.
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>>84251952
oh that's me!
>>84251970
there was another anon playing ff3 in here? cool
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>>84251993
You remind me of another EXTREMELY stubborn person. She's funny and cute but holy shit, stubborn as a mule, lmao. Looks like I've chosen my parasicial waifu wisely. Her longstream made me feel all kinds of emotions. Some of them were uncomfortable.
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>>84252070
*parasocial
God damb autocorrect!!!
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>>84252036
it's you. the other one uses capital letters.
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>>84251379
>Only like 5 people post here
It kinda felt like that to me for a bit. I added the same person from here 3 times in a row once weeks apart. It was pretty funny because they used different throwaway emails so I didn't know it, but they realized it was me after talking twice.
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>>84251450
What is with people avatar/theme posting on 4chan of all places? Are they retarded or schizo? Does r9k attract these fags? I hate when they post the same damn problems - get the same damn advice or solutions, then post the same damn problem tomorrow. They act like bots, but bots are less NPC-like.
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>>84251379
No punctuation ESL britbong whose obsessed with black men and who they date.
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That guy who types in all lowercase and inserts double line breaks
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>>84251775
>the woman that likes drawing and is autistic and drinks a lot
Huh I wonder if that's me or if there are multiple
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>>84252322
Yes it's you, congratulations.
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>>84251775
OP said "that are not outright attention whores"
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>>84251539
this could be me lowk
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>>84251399
I've been here since 2011, the board is at its best when the posters are low, eventually we might start making groups again like we did on Skype and then discord, forming friendships, relationships, finding others like ourselves.
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>>84251379
That must have been one hell of a bee
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I get recognized by the same person every time maybe I should take a break or change
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>>84252588
and i said that i had made a mistake
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I can fucking smell the attention whores leaking out currently from this thread can you put some garlic on it or something ew.
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>>84251450
I'm one of the nice BPD moids. I post here almost everyday and I will worry about being recognized (I secretly want to I think)
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bpd people can't be nice
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>>84251514
This is a meme, not a specific poster. I contribute from time to time.
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>>84252322
being a drunk autistic whore isn't that unique, literally you're all like that
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>>84251379
I sprained my wrist and it swole up exactly like this
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>>84253590
>bpd people can't be nice
Lovebombing sure seems nice
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>>84253630
>Lovebombing sure seems nice
>seems
correct
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>>84252756
r9k irl meetup?
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>>84251775
>the girl that complains avout being too tall
Never thought id be recognized. I post about many different things but people dont know its the same individual.
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>>84253680
>Never thought id be recognized
i recognize you, but i won't interact with you or anyone unless i make sure they're nice.
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>>84251775
>the girl that always posts the same images with "ill always love him" messages (why is avatarfagging allowed?)
id post different images but i wanna make sure my regular anons can find me. itd make me sad if i couldnt talk to them.
avatarfagging isnt allowed, i actually had a thread taken down recently for breaking the rule, im thinking of switching it up soon
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>>84253701
I come off as mean? Damn
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>>84253762
not necessarily but not being mean doesn't mean you're nice, i learned this the hard way
>>84253738
>itd make me sad if i couldnt talk to them.
the whole point of this board is to be anonymous. if you're aiming to be recognized, then you can use a trip or a name so people can filter you out, or you can start a discord server or whatever. in my opinion, even though sometimes you can recognize some people, the avatar use thing defeats the purpose of the board, and if you're aiming to make friends with people, then that might be a better choice too as it gives them a way to keep in touch with you
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>>84251450
You forgot the pegging guy
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>>84251637
i understand the pain of loss. i have some primal attraction to redheads (more than normal) and my first love in high school who i lost my virginity to was the most beautiful ginger girl i ever met. she ended up cheating on me with a guy who had the same name as me.
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>The guy that posts higurashi pics
>The guy taking HRT for his hair
>The s4s buryposter
>The French sociopath anon
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>>84253800
having a name crosses a line for me, from being an anonymous stain on the board to being an egirl which isnt my goal. i dont want people to be actual friends because that opens a gateway. what if i fuck someone over accidentally and they just doxx me all over this fucking board. i dont want an agatha thread on me, god forbid
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>that Slavic guy I think he is Serbian?
>The 30 year old retard who cries about not dating 18 year olds as if they wanted an unc like him
The cucked by Nessa guy
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Why is everybody forgetting that anon that keeps posting sheldon from the big bang theory?
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>>84253857
>because what if
ive been friends with r9k people for ages. not many of them know my real name, and they don't even know what city i live in.
>having a name implies egirl
you already are acting like one, what is the difference anyway
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the one anon who makes me laugh is the guy who keeps posting about how EXTREMELY DOMINATING he is, just pure autism
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>>84251379
Newfag here, not sure how long I will stay though
This place seems to have a lot less bait and porn than other boards, so I might stay a while
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>>84253917
you can only stay if you larp as a foid and never admit it thats what this board is for
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>>84251450
I tried to manifest a loli gf but all I got was a legal loli bpd girl who dated all my friends except me.
Last I heard she couldn't get on social media because the age verification ai thought she was under 16 (she's 21)
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>>84251379
hello, data collection anon. I recognize you. I make an effort to post vastly different points, which is easy, because issues are complex.
And also post in different mood, tone, and varied vocabulary. Sometimes I'm a third worlder, sometimes the ESL. Sometimes nobody can refute the eloquence. I won't say more about complexity of a personality, but that is one the reasons some anons are hard to recognize.
/r9k/ has plenty of tourist faggots on it, plus larpers ofc, plus baiters, plus trolls, plus random troons.
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>>84253886
And the anon who replies threads with a random word from the OP text
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>>84253896
idk even if i withhold all info im a hyper paranoid fag so anything could happen. also it takes away the right to talk to people on my own terms
>you already are acting like one, what is the difference anyway
to me the difference is i can disappear at any time and dont have a super defined persona
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>>84253944
I think I will just larp as a slightly more successful version of myself. My head is only big enough for one mind
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Why are all the regulars showing up here.
You people aren't supposed to interact with each other, you're supposed to be trapped within your respective threads.
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does the porshe femanon who calls people fat count?
shes a namefag tho
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>>84254627
bibi hasnt paid our 7k so we're breaking all the rules
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>>84251379
4 inch penis anon



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