He's 5 years old
It's because he's a mutt you nigger fucker.
are you a mom or a dad? have you played shower with your dad simulator? its on steam.
>>84252182>she's jealous she doesn't have a son>she's jealous she can't molest your sonPick one or both.
>>84252208I'm a momand No, I have not.
that's because you watch pedo anime from pedo japan
>>84252235I don't watch animeoriginally, of course.
>>84252239and I don't do heroin sure bud
>>84252228if your son grows up to become an incel your naked body in the shower will be his last memory of a naked woman. hopefully you have a good body in that case.
>>84252182Don't jack him off next time? Weirdo
>>84252182I had my daughter young, and we just pretend to be siblings, since people freaked out and thought I was a kidnapper or a pedo otherwise
marge 5 year olds dont know how to shower?
Can you help me shower, OP?
there is something grim about knowing that there are anons with kids posting on this board
>>84252477are you my son?>>84252244I very much do, but I help him shower often, he's not going to view it as anything weird.>>84252670How so?
>>84252670people in their literal teens when 4chan started could be grandparents now, and not just in a biologically possible sense, but in a pretty normal life outcome sense.
>>84252680so you have nice big titties? What about your pussy? Shaved or a healthy scrumptious bush? Do you demonstrate genital hygiene to your son by showing him how you soap and rub your pussy and then rinse? Is he able to see all up inside from that lower vantage point? What about your ass? Is it nice and round? Do you show how to clean it too?
>>84252696Medium breasts, my privates? pretty normal, I also was never taught shaving is healthy, because it isn't, so I don't.I show him how to wash everything properly, and he's seen all my parts countless times.
>>84252182>>84252228>>84252239>>84252680>>84252724Is this the level of depravity you've reached?You enjoy roleplaying as a woman who washes her 5 year old son?No one that's sane would think that's pedophilic nor would they make up this larp of being accused of being a pedo, you are unwell, seek help.
>>84252739Roleplaying? if that's what you want to call itI've been on 4chan longer than tons of its users have been alive.
>>84252755What drove you to make the OP then?You should be old enough to know that bathing your children isn't weird, some people even bathe with their children well past 5, you should have enough life experience to not feel the need to make this weird thread if you're as old as you claim.
>>84252807Yeah I know it's not weirdI make threads here often anon, this thread was to do with my experience today, that's all
>>84252724im pretty bad at this hygiene thing, can you post a vid showing me how to wash properly?
How tf does another woman see you shower ts next level foid behaviour
>>84252828Anon, we were in a changing room at a public pool.
>>84252831I think the woman was just uncomfortable about a boy possibly seeing her in an exposed state and attacked you because of it.You should dwell on weird instances like that whenever they come up, break them down, attempt to understand where the other person could have been coming from.What would you assume her reasoning for calling you out would be, do you think she thought you were a genuine pedo?
>>84252831I think if my mom brought me into a womans changing room at 5 and i was surrounded by big bouncing titties, round fat asses, and hairy puffs of bush id be popping a fierce little boner
>>84252840women like that are the reason we have so many faggots, imagine letting him shower with a bunch of naked old men with their dong flipping back and forth instead of with a bunch of women so he can be enamored by their feminine beauty
>>84252840No clue, I don't dwell
>>84252855You should learn to.Dwell on what others are thinking, but most importantly dwell on what you're thinking and why.Spark the curiosity for the human condition within yourself, and give that spark to your son so that he might become an introspective person as well.
It's amazing how you can tell someone is a bad parent by how retarded their demon spawn are.
>>84252862I don't particularly see much of a point, and I also don't see how I'd figure out what her problem was.>>84252863My son is very well behaved.
>>84252887i was thinking of the people i know. Their kids are very not well behaved and they are indeed weird parents.
>>84252887id be well behaved too if i was getting a facefull of ass and titty every day
>>84252228Ignore these people lmao you're doing fine
>>84252908why do you think a 5 year old is viewing me sexually? especially my own son?>>84252911Yes, I know, thank you though.
>>84253018A womans body isnt "viewed" sexually, it is sexual. Every curve, every line, every feature, was designed for maximum sexual purpose and appeal. Age has nothing to do with it.
>>84253027Speak for men, I as a woman find the male body attractive, if you haven't noticed, I found it so attractive I let my spouse cum in me so much that we spawned another.
>>84252680>are you my son?Yes I am, mom.
