/r9k/ - How do you cope with not having enough time to shi - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

03/30/26(Mon)05:28:31 No.84252741

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Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)05:28:31 No.84252741 Archived

How do you cope with not having enough time to shit before work?

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)05:30:50 No.84252751

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)05:30:50 No.84252751

>>84252741
Wake up earlier and finger your butt

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)05:33:10 No.84252761

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)05:33:10 No.84252761

>>84252741
I barely eat anything because I hate pooping

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)05:35:01 No.84252769

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)05:35:01 No.84252769

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I've trained my body to poop when I wake up

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)05:35:37 No.84252771

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)05:35:37 No.84252771

>>84252751
>wake up
>haven't shit since yesterday morning
>not ready to shit again yet
>don't want to shit at work later
>try to empty whatever's in there
>isn't coming out
>squat down in shower
>stick finger in
>manually pull out as much shit as I can
>take a shower
>have a light lunch and dinner
>back to regular bowel movements next morning

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)05:40:43 No.84252792

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)05:40:43 No.84252792

>>84252741
By shitting AT work. They pay me to poop.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)06:25:45 No.84252924

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)06:25:45 No.84252924

>>84252771
Eat dinner/whatever earlier?

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)06:27:41 No.84252933

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)06:27:41 No.84252933

>wake up at 05:30
>drive to work for 07:00
>work until 19:00
>sleep at 20:30
>repeat
Just get a job, ha ha ha.