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Skeg Vegas Pier Edish
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Shields are up
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Beautiful thread image anon.
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I'M BULLETPROOF
NOTHING TO LOSE
FIRE AWAY
FIRE AWAY
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Chika's sore anus
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>>84254689
Brits love piers. There aren't any piers in other european countries I think.
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I AM SCOTCH MILES DJ BBC
ASK ME ANYTHINGS
>proof can be show
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a solid edish, this is.
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>>84254720
>ASK ME ANYTHINGS

can you show proof, SCOTCH MILES DJ BBC?
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>>84254720
What's the most eggs you could eat in one day
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Scott Mills intern prolapsed bussy
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Din dins soon. Oh aye x
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>>84254729
YES BOSS MANG I PUT SELF PHOTOGRAPHY JUST NOW ATTACH
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lollers sweaty arse crack grinding on my face x
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>>84254735
I THINK PERHAPS 3 BOIL DEGGS
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Imagine if I just discovered the cure for autism by linking a possible intestinal parasite to autism, perhaps a lower intestine transplant would cure it.
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>>84254720
could you please pass this message along to Nick Ferrari?

>i had my hand up for your whole show, you never picked me and it made me sad.

thanks Mr Mills.
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You lads reckon if you got a gf that ticked all your boxes except she had an ugly fanny you'd put up with it? I've had one in the past that had a really big fanny and a bit roastie but mostly there was just too much of it. It was alright when shagging, since you can't see it and all, but really didn't enjoy going down on her like I have with girls that have nice innie quims.
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>>84254720
DIRTY ROTTEN GOOD FOR NOTHING KNUCKLE DRAGGING NONCE.

A historic relationship? What the fuck does that mean?
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>>84254775
YES MATE I SENT VOICE NOTE JUST NOW IS DONE SIR APPLE AND PAIR GORBLIMEY GIBNOR I LOVED LONDNO TOWN JELLY ELLS
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>>84254771
>autism? yeah, we can just take that out.

may be a pipe dream. but they probably LAUGHED at so-called 'antibiotics'.
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I fucking hate my mum and dad for fucking with my mind when I was a teenager. Made me feel like I was not worth anything. That my brain was broke because my personality was wrong. I felt attacked because of who I was. Really fucked with my mind and put me in a shit headspace.
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>>84254785
MY EMALE HACK AND IS LIE HE WAS CONSENT AND LEGAL
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>>84254803
alright mate fair enough
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My parents never saw me a fucking person with opinions and feeling of his own. The never cared what I actually thought. They decided what my personality should fucking be then asked me things and when I have the answer they did not w
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OK NO MORE QUSTINS I MUST GO SEEE POLICE LAWYER IS HERE
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>>84254790
i made a mistake, it was actually Nicky Campbell.

if you delete the voice note does it delete it for Nick Ferrari or just you?
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>>84254792
Thank you based Simpsons poster
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>>84254808
did not want they gave me a fucking hard time. I felt worthless. Considered fucking topping myself a couple of times.
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>>84254806
THANK BRUH
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>>84254814
Fuck Nick Ferrari the Tory boot licking smug cunt.
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>>84254814
I DELET VASE NOTE AND SEND NACKY CANNONBALL FOR YOU
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>>84254752
What are the care home staff cooking up for you?
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>>84254816
Wild how massive the Simpsons was in the 90s and 00s that everyone who was a kid then just immediately gets every fucking reference.
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>>84254808
who did they want you to be, lad?

my mam was very clear she wanted a girl. no weirdness (Psycho style) but there's nothing i could have done about that. she seemed a bit obsessed with me possibly being gay.
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>>84254808
My mum very much did this for me, I stopped paying attention to her in early teens because she started having affairs but I distinctly remember as a young child being into animals in an autistic way. Had all posters have polar bears and bunnies and cute stuff on my walls. One year for my birthday she got me loads of bug stuff, like plastic bugs and a little pot with a magnifying glass you could catch bugs in and look at them. I was confused by it all and told her I didn't like bugs and she just looked me dead in the eye and said "yes you do". Like how does a young child respond to that?

Later on I think she did get it though and I was allowed to have animals. Had some guineas and mice and a snake for a while so it turned out ok. Wasn't allowed birds because they're too noisy.
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>>84254840
A-Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss
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>>84254691
Big lush x
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>>84254753
Spat my Aldi vitamin drink (the red one) out at this de lid
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>>84254840
quite nice that some universal bit of pop culture is burned into our brains.

genuinely the best television series ever. people always go for dramas like The Sopranos or Breaking Bad, but nah, it's The Simpsons.
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>>84254845
My parents wanted me to be a so called cool young person who liked difficult music and was social and would drink and go to parties and have relationships and had left wing views.

All I wanted to do was study and watch Father Ted and eat microwave curries in the dark.
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Robert Loggia
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>>84254846
based mammal enjoyer.

i understand how insects can be interesting on paper, but i wouldn't actually want to collect them or even be around them. how can someone's special interest override the feeling that bugs are a bit icky?
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>>84254840
It was the best thing on TV, and it was on every day.
The degree to which watching the Simpsons was ritualised is one of those things that is just not going to be understood by the kids now, with their endless choice.
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>>84254907
Back in my day (a little bit before yours evidently) we had to wait until Friday for a Simpsons episode.
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Cold af but wifeberg insists on opening the windows at least once a day "to let fresh air in". Fuck off.
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I love Father Ted. Such a great comedy.
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>>84254928
t. evil Nazi TERF chud bigot
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>>84254877
the more you impose this on kids, the more they'll rebel against it.

pushing you to be social doesn't sound too bad, though. even if you're an introvert(TM), you have to come out of your shell a bit to understand where (You) personally draw the line.

i'll bet plenty of lads were comfy during lockdown, but it quickly proved me wrong on the whole 'i could live entirely by myself' mindset.
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>>84254924
It makes her nips nice and hard tho
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>>84254924
Kek I have literally the exact same problem. I keep coming home from work and she's left the bedroom window all day because she did that in the morning and forgot about it. Just come downstairs and the back door is open, which is next to the thermostat so the heating is maxing out trying to keep up. They probably follow the same influencer telling them they need to do it.
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It's a strange thing the way TV shows just used to exist out there somewhere. You would catch them in bits and pieces, whenever they were on, and you weren't busy.
When I was a child, I felt like the Enterprise was flying around, having endless adventures for years (at this point it would have been the late 90's, if not the 00's, and they hadn't even been making episodes for a while at that point). If you actually sit down, and binge the shows back to front, they become smaller. The illusion goes away. It's a strange thing.
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I recently watched all of Farscape, and what I think of as "core" Farscape (which is the era when Chiana and Zahn are in the crew) is only a little over one season. That felt like it lasted years at the time.
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>>84254928
it just never clicked for me tbqh, preferred Black Books and The IT Crowd.

for me, it's Goodnight Sweetheart. rarely funny, always comfy.
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I bought a pass because I cant do the captchas anymore
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Me? I keep getting no captcha needed, not put a captcha in now for a few hours and that is lush and free x
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With a normal job you used to be able to support a family (wife didn't work and took care of the kids) and buy a home. Now you can't even move out of your childhood boxroom.
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>>84254994
been meaning to watch Farscape.
>what I think of as "core" Farscape (which is the era when Chiana and Zahn are in the crew) is only a little over one season.
is that season 1, or does it take a while to hit its stride?

any different releases i need to worry about, or can i just grab a BluRay/WEB rip?
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>>84254312
and this is why ive grown me hair out down to my nipples, I just cannot be arsed with half arsed barbers doing a shit job, downsides are that it takes 3 hours to dry it. Its like ive got a bonzai tree on my head, or a house plant I have to take care of.
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>>84255051
Can't afford 20 quid? Lol. Scrounger.
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>>84255051
Nice one de lid. Genuinely hope it continues into perpetuity for thee x
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>>84255068
I can, but I won't be paying for something that I can already do without paying. That just doesn't make financial sense to me x
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Is it true Scott Mills married a 6 year old then consummated the marriage when she was 9 and he was 53 but it's ok because she had public hair? Is that why people hate him now?
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>>84255051
it do be like that sometimes. you must have been a good boy.
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>>84255077
Cool story poorfag lol
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>>84255096
Fucking phone, is it a snowflake? Pubic bastid.
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>>84255101
You should be thanking me. I'll be using that money to sub to your mums OF, annual sub is 20 bong. Cheapest snatch around x
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>>84255099
Never been banned, never been warned. Same cookies now for some time. I reckon that is the special ingredients you need x
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Captchas? Not my problem x

t. proud pass owner
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Wheres my mate lollers?
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>>84255142
Locked up for noncing, hopefully.
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>Paying to post on 4chan

kekking
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Who reckons David Attenborough is a closet molester?

Discuss
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>>84255140
Great to see HHL back x
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>>84255140
1.8 quid/month for no captchas is not bad actually
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>>84255164
I mentioned this a few weeks/months ago. Some lad said he mentioned it at the dinner table with his bird and their family and he got mocked. It'll come true.
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>84255140
been noncing with your mate lollers? rat.
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>>84255128
Lool OF you couldn't afford a pick n mix little boy
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>can't afford 20 quid

kekking
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>>84255187
But i've just saved 20 bong have I not?
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Meltymong
Seethes all day long
Till he gets tucked up at night
By his mum.
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paedoboy and jabba the slutt
grim
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>paying to get bullied

kekking maximally
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Captchas might be for you but they not for me x
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Cant abide by all this posting of HHL and his loved ones.

Awful behaviour.
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I'm a victim of cyberbullying x
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>>84255251
True de lid, but you do have a habit of handing it to them on a plate sometimes x
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>>84255251

And you're paying for the privilege

kekking
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>>84255251
Why buy the pass if not to post more due to captcha dodging. Can reply immediately to your other characters.
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>>84255251
you bully us so we bully you
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>>84255261

Yeah, I'm an easy target like crossy. Then I remember these trolls are stuck in a box room 24/7 and they lash out at me because they are deeply unhappy people. Nobody is nasty for no reason. They are as broken as I am if they're spending all day being a troll on here.
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>>84255274

Hit the nail on the head. He got exposed the last ban replying to himself.
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>These trolls are stuck in a box room 24/7

Yet to see proof of this

kekking
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>>84255302
hmm i think British boys should post nudes in this thread for my enjoyment
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corr the apu thinks he's going to get a payment for being mis-sold finance when he bought his audi TT
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>>84255313
Shut up faggot. Int reject.
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me going down the local high street in the big 2026
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>>84255321
A massive variety of wogs and little wogs about. Too many for my liking.
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Pork chops for din dins. It lush x
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Best compliment you can say when approaching a group of gals and you want to show interest in one whilst also reassuring the frens that you're a decent chap?
I bet she can take a good pounding.
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>>84255326
Mostly postbox wogs around my end. Never really see wogs not sure which is worse desu
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>>84255327
Probably dry af considering you live in a spacker home
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>>84255321
I rarely leave the house, but each time I do there always a new paki shop sprung up.
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>>84255318
i don't care for your attitude tbhon
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>>84255344

i..i...its ac..a..actually assss..assisted l..l..lll..living
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>>84255351
Soz mihai, ya forgive me tho methinks.
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>>84255357
water under the bridge anoni
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>>84255361
That's nice of you. Ta.
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>>84255366
let's cuddle x
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>>84255295
You still doing the woluntary work, lid?
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>voluntary work

sanctioned

kekking
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Was this peak comedy?
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>>84255404
Close. But would you get away with this nowadays? Probably not. Same with Bo selecta ect.
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Wish we could filter non-pass user poorfags. This site would be perfect if it was only those of us who actually care about it, and have money, posting here.
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>>84255411
Av pissed mi bed look!
https://youtu.be/qeiKdqJjWlk
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>>84255400
See what I mean, can tell you're a seething poorfag who doesn't shower. It's a lack of class.
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>>84255387
I'm good ta.
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>>84255438
you replied to me big man

let that sink in
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>>84255326
Not if you vote restore lad. We still have a chance
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>>84255458
Would split the reform vote de lid. Not good.
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>>84255445
You can't afford a pass little man. Let that sink in.
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>>84255471
Only freaks and rats vote reform.
Even your mate helpermong knows restore is the only option.
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>>84255476
don't need a pass, why would I pay for something when I can use it for free already?

you are paying to reply to me

kekking
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>>84255426
you guys have your own board: >>>/vip/
or if this is your mindset, gb2SomethingAwful.
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>>84255477
I like lowes policies. But I dont think the public mood is ready yet. Farage has spent decades preparing for this. The window can only be pushed so far in one cycle.
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>>84255497
The public will be ready in time for the next GE.
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I'm captcha free until March 2027 and it's lush x
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b..b..but i..im s..sp...special i...i...i.. pppppaid t...to pppppost
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>>84255505
Yeah possibly. Would think that would be on the back an even more grotesque grooming scandal and or some sort of attack
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>>84255489
Not at all, I am paying for convenience with every post I make. That's what people with money do. We pay for convenience. We don't do a logical risk calculation first over 20 quid lmfao. You are a pleb puppet on strings to me. Dance x
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>>84255489
It's $30 a year and I don't have to solve the captcha like a monkey. Try not being poor luv
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double reply

they're wounded

kekking
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b...but i..i..i pppp..pp..paid
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corrr, that first episode of Farscape was pretty solid. love the puppets and prosthetics, and all the organic/biotech stuff.
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>>84255525
I'm paying money from my great wealth to reply to you while you're laboring with your chinese peasant catcha to reply to me. Done yourself haven't you.
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paying to reply to me

kekking
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>he had to wait a minute to make a new post
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>>84255519

I spend 12 quid a month on YouTube Premium to not have to do deal with annoying ads so 20 odd quid for a year-long 4chan pass is pretty good. it just makes sense given how much I use this site. And I'm not even a richfag lmao.
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>>84255411
for me? michael jackson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDEGf-LUWLE
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>>84255537
one free now solve the next 8000 peasant!
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sorry just keep getting them

kekking
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>s-sometimes i get no verification required
>i-i dont need to p.p.p.ay... look i dont need to look..i w.w.w.in..
>w-whoaha..ha.... .. .
>..
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imitation is the most sincere form of flattery

paying to be me

kekking
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Whoahahamong exposed as a poorfag scrounger. Sad times.
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whoops another one

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>>84255544
That special that they did was brilliant, really funny. Reckon MJ would have given the thumbs up to it.
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>>84255569
Not only that, you have their full attention. They're rattled. Nappies are getting soiled as we speak. Carers up in arms at the amount of shitty nappies they're having to change.
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>>84254708
Proper bellend scammer this guy
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This place is quite busy tn. Wonder why it dies on Friday/Saturday. r9k britfeel is full of unironic normies i wonder?
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Christ all this over 25 poxy quid a year.
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You're seeing ads that are based on your search history and solving the captcha. You're making money for the site as a slave laborer lol
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>>84255619
I am a normie, (sorry)
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>>84255619
Everyones nobbing their birds on a weekend lollers lad
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>>84254924
Stops damp
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>>84255619
do normies really post in the basement of the incel site?
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b..but...but y...you're se...seeing ads

adblock on chuddy try again

kekking
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>>84255633
Yeah I do
I was once like you
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>>84255630
We live in a modern building with ventilation
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>>84255656
you're probably 16 saying this lol
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>>84255619
Lollers?! Tis thee?!
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No ads on YouTubes
No captchas on 4chan
Fortnite Crew subscription locked down

And it's all on for free x
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>>84255619
Not sex role playing with incels tonight?
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Whoa I love funding (((them)))
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>>84255709
Imagine getting locked up and used coor x
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>>84255715
4chan is the last site left not owned by them.
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>>84255727
I know, and that is the only reason I post here still. For free like, because, you know, I don't need a pass to post.
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>>84255724
Brain damage porn mong
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cba cooking
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>>84255731
>Still not buying the pass moomy!
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me new hats downstairs as well but i also cba getting up to go get it
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>>84255736
I've had more sex with boys and girls than you laddy. Bisexual power innit x
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>>84255748
Why are trannies always interested in sex with girls?
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>>84255748
nta but sex with blokes or trannies isn't worth a brag, I could nail 7 a week if I was bent
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>>84255756
Because deep down in their spastic minds they know they're men and crave that poontang
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>>84255748
Nothing about what you said disproves you being a brain damaged pornsick mong. In fact it proves it further.
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fkin cba with work tomorrow as well, just cba with 99% of adult life, just bare effort.
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>>84255764
lol yeah that's what I'm thinking. never met a tranny from this website that wasn't just a fetish freak getting off on crossdress.
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Sex with
>femboys
>passing trannies
>average looking girls
Is very enjoyable x
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If I put an anime girl cartoon that means I'm the girl everybody thinks Im the cute cartoon girl instead of a balding freak gooner
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>>84255727
Just because it's not owned by (((them))) doesn't mean it's not controlled by (((them))).
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banging wemma cruises onboard the norwegian aqua
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>>84255786
What free internet access too young does to a mf
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>>84255795
She nice girl de lid. Leave her be.
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>>84255748
If you've had all this sex why are you crying about "normies" on britfeel?
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Had a nap before and woke up with a sore finger. Whats all that about.
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>>84255791
They did give the guys details who posted on /pol/ about esptein, pretty jewy if you ask me.
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Escortlad here.

I'm trying to set up a meeting with a new escortS. he's cancelled on me twice before but she's offered to rearrange for Friday this week. She is fit so I want to meet her.
i messaged her nearly 24 hours with a booking request and she hasn't read my message yet.
Planning to message her on Thursday but I'm not getting my hopes up. Why are these women so unreliable?
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>>84255820
Fs is this still going on then
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>>84255820
>Escortmong here

Fixed it for you
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>>84255806
Cause this place was dead over the weekend
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>>84255821
>BBQlad

You say this like some seasoned poster, you literally started namefagging today.
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>>84255788
>If I put an anime girl cartoon that means I'm the girl
Yes,
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>>84255828
Yeah but been lurking since 2018
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>>84255828
Right ill just use a trip in that case then de lid.
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>>84255825
Okay but you are obviously a normie too. So why complain.
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>>84255833
>>84255836
ffs not this shit again
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Is escortmong still tipping the whores he sees? kek
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Remember I am the cartoon please lids. I am not a smelly bald man in semen encrusted joggies. You will notice I have attached a cartoon treat me accordingly.
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>>84255836
Lol how did you do that
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>>84255821
Like BBQing then de lid?
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Don't get this bbqmong gimmick
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>>84255841
im not a normie im autistic asf
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>>84255848
I had a chat with lollers about bbqing years ago.
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Bought a pass and you lot can't and now you're mad over my name.

Fuck the lot x
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Corr remember those black BBQ walkers crisps they used sell? Not seen them in years
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>>84255860
You have sex, you have the social skills and lack of anxiety to go out and meet all different people and get close to them for, I quote:
>I've had more sex with boys and girls than you laddy
You are a normie
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HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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>>84255875
autistic people can have sex retard. im not a normie
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>>84255862
Not had a BBQ for years de lid. With the cost of living de lid it will cost a fortune now a days to get a good grill going.
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>>84255871
These de lid?
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So someones trying to be me and helper at same time.

Cute
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>>84255887
Oh aye that's it de lid. Thought they stopped making them.
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Think I need to find out what an actual trip is.

BRB
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big sweaty bbc right up my bussy
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best BBQ sauce, lads? quite like this Jack Daniel's one but it's too dear for me.
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Lmao this is why you just don't trust anybody, here or anywhere
>ugh bet you are all just NORMIES!
>IVE HAD MORE SEX THAN YOU HA HA YOURE A VIRGIN IVE HAD SO MUCH SEX LOOOL YOURE A NORMIE
People just say any old shit, and especially porn sick mongs like this change their whole personality depending on having a boner
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Loser trying to say he's the real BBQlad, well, guess what, that is me. Don't accept any imitations.
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What happenend to Ruthmong? I must know.
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i may have had sex, but i bet most lads here have been on more rollercoasters than me.
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>>84255878
If you have the social skills to go out and meet loads of people for sex you are a normie. Real autists don't make eye contact.
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>>84255893
Hello this is how you make a tripcode.
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>>84255890
Walkers have, as far as I know. Lays on the other hand, haven't. You'll find them in farmfoods, eastern european shops, and those types of places. 1.79 quid a bag though.
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Been well and truly done here by the trolls.

Well played team x
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>>84255916
Thank you de lid
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>>84255916
Apologies I forgot to remove it ignore my tripcode de lid. I am not the real BBQlad.
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>>84255916
Already got it sorted thanks mate.
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>>84255930
Yes sorry. Should have added that you need to remove the word MONG after the hashtag as that's the "password" that generated the unique code.
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>>84255930
It over de liddingburg x
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>>84255930
>>84255919
So which one is which? I doubt that the real one who's been 'lurking' since 2018 (>>84255833)
didn't know how to make a trip, let alone a secure trip.
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Garn have a shower nows x
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>>84255910
Probably got a 30 day ban on another board because somebody upset him and called his fez shit.
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>>84255941
How so de lid? You're trying your best to pretend to be me. It's pretty sad, can't you think of your own gimmicks? x
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For 25 bong a year the customer service is certainly very hands on
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Why don't incels have sex with femcels? Better than paying some war beast for sex.
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>>84255914
>>84255901
if i say im not a normie im NOT A NORMIE
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Lid got his knickers in a twist about the pass now he is trying to be me x
Accept no imitations x
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>>84255957
You are a normie. Go have sex with all your mates.
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>>84255942
I have been de lid. You can see me in the archives under milfy lad, cant remember the year.


Am generally not very good with websites is the very boring truth Im afraid
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>>84255956
Why differentiate due to sex?
I assume women decided they needed their own label.
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Will the real BBQlad please stand up? Please stand up?
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wemma cruises using her soft drink package to get a post sex diet coke
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i cannot BELIEVE you lads don't immediately read the Rules and FAQ pages of a new website.

*puts 'noko' in the Options field*
don't want to lose track of the thread now, do i?
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>>84255970
She does eat a lot of shite on those cruises.
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>>84255967
It's just internet nomenclature. Personally I find shy girls with clean vaginas much more sexually attractive than escorts. A shy girl will love you too if you can get beyond her defenses.
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>>84255968
Am here d
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>>84255061
Late season 1 through to early season 3
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>>84255976
Noko nomo mofo
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Ebin looks like he has IBS
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Started learning Hebrew on duolingo, what a weird looking fucking language, at least moon runes are pretty.
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Weird, that. Very weird.
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>>84255843
>escortmong still tipping the whores he sees? kek

I've never done that
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>>84256068
Shabat shalom fellow goy!
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>>84256068
Weird language, weirder people..
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>>84256090
Yes you did you admitted to it months ago.
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scamming radicalised incels
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Looksmaxxers look like store mannequins lol
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>>84256105
No I didn't, some cunt pretended to be me
It's actually 4 months today since I lost my virginity
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>>84256132
That clavicular mong took HRT when he was a teenager to make himself look more feminine and stunted his growth he's more than likely impotent or struggles to get a hard on at 20 due to all the drugs he took to make himself look like that.
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>>84256132
Look like poofs
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sniffing the armpits of wemmas mountain warehouse jacket
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>>84256182
He did his wollox in lmao
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Just want all the big dollies back
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>>84256194
Ironic. Because now he's saying meeting women isn't all that. Well of course now he's saying that because he's got a little limp dick due to years of hormone drug abuse.
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Can't wait to be sober again x
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>>84256209
Oh marvellous. A fellow PC engine enjoyer. NEC made some of the most kino games back in the early 90s. We never saw it until decades later.
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Why do you make early threads when the old thread is a day old?
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>>84256094
Shalom. I want to understand what the kikes are saying, i feel it's become important to know their plans.
>>84256098
He's addressing Adolf Hitler, he's literally their entire races daddy.
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I think its nice escortlad tips the escort.
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>>84256209
Imagine playing a game and hearing this back in 1991 it would have blown your balls off.
https://youtu.be/ubBdRb1f5A8?si=Q9s2PHlX4RmiLKk9
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need a horny brit twinks mouth around my cock
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>>84256230
This one is almost 4 hours old and now you ask?
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got diagnosed with autism today lads
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>>84256255
How did it go de lid? Who assessed you?
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>>84255953
>bong
>>84255195
>bong
>>84255128
>bong

Outed yourself seethie

>>84255960
Long live BBQlad
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Corr nice shower that. Feel fresh af nows x
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>>84256250
HHL is the guy you want to talk to
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not forgetting helpernonce is on the side of the grooming gangs x
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>>84256250
had a twink in my bedroom for a hookup
he pointed at my ps2 and he recognised the line doubler i had it plugged into. i thought that was pretty hot. i wanted to see him again but he moved away. its so sad

>>84256265
psychiatry uk
it went fine i already knew i had autism but its nice to have it documented
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>>84256307
>psychiatry uk

these lads diagnosed me with ADHD. bit weird doing it all over video chat, though.
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>>84256297
You really are quite an unpleasant person arent you.
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>>84256283
hes a good lad that 'ster
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>>84256349
corr thanks for pointing yourself out little lad
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I got my autism wiagnosis in 2021 just after wovid. Been thinking about getting tested for ADHD but cba right now.
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nhs offering free autism abortions
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hamtaro
when we work together it's much better
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>autism wiagnosis
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o..on..one ssh...shh..shandy bbbbass pp...ppp..pplease
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listening to a well mystical choon
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>>84256370
do you feel that the diagnosis is genuine, or are you being a tricky duck?
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>>84256381
spacker crews Christmas party how fucking grim.
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>mystical choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qt2WbfotkU
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>>84256406
take your guess
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>>84256406

Course it's genuine. It's a wide spectrum.
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>>84256254
First time posting today lad.
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>>84256430

Kek nearly every screenshot you post are posts I made when high af on wokey or wissed up on wooze. You never screenshot my sober ones. I wonder why?
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The line between Sean and the real autists here is quite clear.
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>>84256464
like to comparing your general autist to an actual mongboy
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>>84256460
Because you're boring af when sober
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rattled enough to reply after being caught out again

kekking
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>>84256460
Probably the same mong who has exploited my naivety with trips, helper.
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>>84256290
LOL. Just ran into my neighbor Frank, he's a Chicano manlet obsessed with seeming macho. He was literally carrying a purse with him. Calls it his 'shopping bag' but it's very clearly a woman's purse, burgundy colored, leather.
>>84256307
Sorry lad
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b...b..but i...i.. i...i...i w..w..was h..high

kekking
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>>84256493
You're getting a bit boring now, seethie, you really want to be me for some reason.
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>>84256520
What do you like to bbq bbqlad?
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>>84256435
Did you get diagnosed with the DSM V level system or the ADI-R system?
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>>84256435
i mean, i won't lose sleep if you're doing a bit of fraud.

but IMO you're more intelligent than you let on.
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>>84256381
corr kind of looks like this lass might be checking out hhl
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>>84256529
Anything kosher or halal certified x
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It's a very wide spectrum, DWP!
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>>84256543
Checking out how to escape if he attempt to engage in conversation, imagine the smell. Makes my tummy hurt thinking about it.
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>>84256548
Oh nice. I'm from America and my dad is big into bbqing. He smokes the meat in a big smoker thing.
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>>84256566
you aren't welcome 'ere, forren.
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>>84255327
Piccy is me keke
I got a Cute Easter egg as my step-niece is coming over fr easter byt then mam said that shes normally.not rly allowed much chocolate. So I ws like nevrrmind ill get something else for her. So I ate the egg between last nite n today. It cant be helped.
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>>84256576
You're welcome in my country bong. Anytime you want.
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>>84256543
She's probably his handler
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>>84256602
No thanks lad, I don't fancy getting shot up by Keshawn. I stand a better chance of fending off Abdul and his kitchen knife.
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>>84256593
only three days left of Lent.

alcohol and chocolate are the safest presents IMO, are you good at picking gifts for your famalam?

>tfw old enough to appreciate socks/deodorant for Christmas
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Fell off the wagon lads. Just m*sturbated to porn for the first time in about 2 weeks, not good enough.
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>>84256628
2 weeks is excellent de lid. Doesnt matter how many times you fall, its how many times you get back up x
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>>84256628
Which pornstar lad? Dixie Lynn for me x
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>>84256628
Funny cys I did it yesterday. First time this Month. So I nearly did a no msturhate March. However what happened ws I had a few drinks wiv dinner yday. Its always 1 thing leads to another. Neway it is what it is.
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Still playing pretend BBQlad are we? You got nothing better to do? x
Accept no imitations x
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I have decided to do NNA. Fuck it might as well x
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>>84256618
Suit yourself. I'm still coming to Britain and going to shag Ruby Granger up the arse.
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>>84256653
The twolls won't defeat us! x
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>>84256621
What would jesus think about you scamming benefits?
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>>84256644
Rebel Ryder features heavily since welper went through his stage with her.

Excellent taste HHL
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>>84256621
Shes not rly allowed choco. I dditn know that. Its for a wee lassie u see shes 5. Thats why I got this one. Enjoyed scoffing it tho ngl. If I wasn't on a diet I would definitely grt this one. Albeit the Bunny one not unicorn as am not trandsexual etc. Mind you, am on a diet, but ave had an easter egg anyway n it snot even Easter yet? Funny how life works init?
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>>84256651
found this Wikihow on defeating your demons
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>>84256671
Did you forget to take the trip off when changing gimmicks?
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>>84256535

Dunno lid but it was a proper NHS one x
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>>84256638
I'm that deprived of dopamine when I e*eculated an electric shock like sensation washed over my brain it's the weirdest thing since my brain doesn't create dopamine anymore.
>>84256644
To be honest lad I was getting a bit concerned I forgot the last time I had a boner so I just checked to see if my dick and balls still worked. No pornstar just any old video that caught my eye.
>>84256651
But when you pray for repentance and you keep messing up I just feel very guilty over it. I will try again.
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yeh? inspect THIS element!
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>>84256671

>Rebel Ryder

Who? I've fapped a lot to Ruby Ryder if that's who you meant.
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>>84256672
aye that'd be a bit much for a 5-year-old. pretty mad we're decades older and have LESS self-control sometimes.

>Albeit the Bunny one not unicorn as am not trandsexual etc.
chocolate is chocolate. i'll gladly take the transsexual choccy off your hands.
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boxroom nonces talking about their favourite pornstar

they'll never feel the touch of a women

kekking
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/nightguard/ assembling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZqHkPu6fD4
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>>84256621
She loves dinosaurs, Nd colouring in, nd Bluey (tv show dog) So ill get something like that. TOo be honest ave not wanted to go along wiv the whole dino thing for personal belief reasons (<<<<NOT LOOKING FOR A ARGUMENT! DO ONE>) It kinda pains me to do it BUT You know at the same time Am like..........It seems to be what really makes her happy so. I might jst get the dinosaur toy I guess. Hopefully shel grow out of it But In a non selfish way It would make her more happy if I pit my own feelings Aside about it I fink so.
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>>84256672
Mam has gone overboard this year. I have a 1kg cadburys chocolate bar and an Easter egg from Lidl that has caramel infused in the chocolate shell somehow. Don't know what I'm going to do with it all to be honest.
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>>84256698
Was definitely rebel rhyder
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>>84256705
Wouldn't nonces watch CP?
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Jst thought of that show dinosaur.No wonder BBC Scotland is viewed as a joke.
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>>84256698
THIS OL RUBY RIDER
IS RUBY RIDING ALONG
SHES A STURDY
SOLITARY STONE(8)
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Jesus was a nonce
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>>84256716
jam it up ur bum scouser
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>>84256716
Lol i loved those huge dairy milks at christmas as a kid nd as well big tubes of jaffa cakes
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>>84256749
For me it was a huge tube of smarties.
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>>84256679
Funny thing is I totally failed Lent for the thing that i consciously intended to stop.Rather not say.However.Ave m-sturbated probably a handful ( n_n ) off times since it stzrted, That ws not the intended Lent sacrifice but its like It jst happened in the background accidentally.
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>>84256724
you're asking me?

kekking
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>>84256679
Father CHAD Ripperberger and Father Dan Reehill on youtube For exorcism advice.
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I spelt it wrong.Its Ripperger.Hes a wise man.
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>>84256736
better shut it before I shut it for you big man
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>>84256711
nowt wrong with dinos purely as toys.

quite like these little figures of animals and monsters you get loose in Waterstones. might be unsuitable for a 5-year-old, i dunno (or maybe she can have a T-rex invade her doll house that'd be class)
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>>84256709
Wish we got more Ys games when they originally came out. The first one we got in the west was Ys III on the Super Nintendo. Book I and II on the Turbografx-16 and IV, V on the super famicom are great games.
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>>84256719

Never even heard of her lid.
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>>84256798
She knows all the dino names n everything.I only know T-rex and T-rops here dunno the other 2.Thres some cute little Mario toys in Tesco rn as the Galaxy film is coming out on Wednesday.Like wee Lumas n stuff.
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>>84256711
Stand by your beliefs and be strong crossy. I to don't believe dinosaurs existed. There's no fucking way a creature that large could have ever existed. The amount of food it would have had to eat to survive and the whole process of mating t rexes is absolute bollocks.
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They make Mario look strange in the movie a bit fat and different.If your used to the games.
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always thought it was funny that they were coming up with fantasy monsters for Dungeons & Dragons, one of the authors bought these cheap Chinese ''''dinosaur'''' toys and used them as monster figures. that's how those games have owlbears and rust monsters.
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Who does take them? n_n
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>>84256819
combine the two and get her a Yoshi toy.
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>>84255619
I am unironically an unironic normie
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Don't know how many people have the energy to work, go to another country and move out. It's such a huge mental drain thinking about it all.
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miss sarnielad he was a right character
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it's weird how they slightly redesigned Mario for the movies (made his face more scrunched) but then all the other characters are just how they look in the games.

we could have had a very uncanny-looking, textured Yoshi like all the weird Pokemon in Detective Pikachu.
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>>84255756
I respect the trannies who get their penis removed. They are usually attracted to men.
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>>84256694
what does it say on the plug
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went through my dead dad's phone and it was chock-a-block with porn
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Is SCOTCH MILES DJ BBC still around?
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>>84256918
was it gay incest smooth pink bussy porn
bet it was hehe
ur dad was a bender
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>>84256850
lol'd.

Tails in the films looks so weird. i think they just didn't give a shit about Tails, they just used the game voice actor rather than a proper actor (like Idris Elba as Knuckles).

poor lil lad deserves better.
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Can't wait to get them CBD edibles and stuff my face with food. They legal so it's all above board x
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>>84254691
Massively underrated this
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>>84256893
Movie Peach is cute bbyt personality wise she is a feminist. I would like to see it tho as Galaxy is my fav mario game. Am curois why they have that level frm odyssey on trailers.
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been thinking about playing that Klonoa on PlayStation but it looks DANGEROUSLY furry.

not sure what the rules are. you can do a fun little PlayStation platformer with a cartoon bandicoot, that's not furry. but this weird rabbit-cat thing, feels intentionally furry. were there furries in 1997?
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>>84256933
they don't get you stoned lad but go ahead
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>>84256954
Looks a little bit like pandemonium.
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>>84255540
Found out recently my mam has never gone on youtube. Shocked me byt it kinda makes sense. She jst scrolls Instagram reels which is like youtube I guess. She ws like "am not sure whats on there" "what's on youtube" "ppl at work talk about youtube what's on there" Am like that. Don't worry about it.
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>>84256955

They do. I've seen the reviews. I'm getting the 900mg CBD Gummies. Shall be ordering them as soon as them UC bennies hit me bank next week.
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>>84256954
Do u have a ps3? I would get Alice Madnesz Returns. Now that's a good platformer. I fink you can only buy it on ps3 tho not 4/5. I downloaded off psn on ps3.
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he thinks the cbd will get him high ha ha thick mong
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Oh ya I guess irs on pc aswell. On steam.i got loads of trophies on Alice madness returns. Not quite platinum tho.
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favourite flash game lads? i quite liked stick rpg
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>>84256954
Another animal one. Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. I loved on ps2. Baxk in the day.There's a remaster now. Very fun. But my fav one ws Spyro.
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>>84256970
well if you've seen the reviews it must be true lad
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Its actually quite bitter sweet when u consider that the tasmanian tiger went extinct less than 100 yrs ago As well u_u </3
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>>84256994
new star soccer
used to play it all the time in food tech, took it in on a usb.
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>>84256944
>Am curois why they have that level frm odyssey on trailers.
might just be what kids recognise since that's the newer one?

there's Wart from Mario 2, Bowser Jr with the paintbrush from Mario Sunshine, they're all over the place.

>Movie Peach is cute bbyt personality wise she is a feminist.
supposedly they toned this down. maybe more of a Western thing than a Japanese thing. but she's a playable character from the second game, it's not like she ONLY gets captured. it doesn't make a character likeable or tough if they can just one-up (heh) the main character at something they try.

besides, Mario and Luigi are damsels in distress all the time. give the princess her turn again IMO.
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>>84257018
Loved playing Ty the Tasmanian Devil on the GameCube
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used to put meatspin on people's computers in IT to try and get them in trouble
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>>84256981
>Do u have a ps3?
not any more. heard good things about Alice though. might run on my PC, Wikipedia says there is a Windows release (terrible ports usually get fixed up by modders, which is nice).

>>84256994
StickRPG is great until you tune out and get hit by a car and lose all your progress ;_;

for me, it was the first Madness Combat game. felt insanely advanced at the time.
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bring my lad back.
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Favourite/most nostalgic shock site? Encyclopedia Dramatica's offended page is up there for me if it counts.
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wonder if these 'mid' platformers would be considered solid gems today. they just do something and do it well, you have fun, everyone would be happy.

dunno why everyone was so upset about Yooka-Laylee. better than Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64, it's just more fun to control.
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>>84257076
>Encyclopedia Dramatica's offended page

i might just be thinking of that, i remember /b/tards talking about some page full of gore like it was a weapon. it was all them on one page and did that JavaScript thing where you couldn't close the window.

>most nostalgic

Rotten.com for sure. legitimately about the articles as well as the horrible images. it had good writing and a sense of humour that Ogrish just didn't bother with.
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i wish i could go to a pub, i mean i can go in one odder a drink and sit down i mean i wish i could spark up a conversation and enjoy that warm casual back and forth and have people enjoy my presents. i pass a pub every day and it looks really nice in there, still i suppose i can crack open a beer and enjoy the company of you fine people
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>>84257122
Used to love scaring me mum with that one.
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Don't you just love stretching your legs in bed, giving the knees a good click and going back to sleep?
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cooor lizzie
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>>84257111
Going to a pub on your own is sad.
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>>84257163
but i have no friends...which is also sad
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>>84257122
Do u know at my step dads bday event last year she ws saying about when I showed her this 1 her BF knew what she was on about Like she had actually told him about this before as well so she had remembered this for long enough to still talk about it. She ws laughing byt i felt horrible. I remember how she reacted at the time like actually hysterical nd inconsolable. Lol. But back then it ws like. For the lulz. But it actually isn't funny when I think about it. I genuinely wish I didn't do that It's not nice. We jst thought it was kewl banter in 00s. It ws the fact she actually had remembered that for like 20 yrs
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>>84257111
i've been in pubs alone plenty of times. could you not speak to randoms after a few pints? i feel like middle-aged people are more comfortable doing this, maybe pubs WERE like an RPG back in their day. us younger people get suspicious.

alternatively, wait until Halloween and make fun treats for everyone. couldn't tell you how many friends i've made this way (but it ends in 0)
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Am on about my little sister. It ws this one. https://youtu.be/e1NsOYDKmBw
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Taking my cat to the pet-friendly pub called The Swan.
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>>84257088
I wanted I ninja because I saw it on Gamezville byt still never played
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>>84257174
>she
your sister?

>But back then it ws like. For the lulz.
honestly it's pretty innocent when you think about it. she's having a laff remembering it.

the dickish thing to do with screamers is film it and upload it to YouTube. then it's just up there forever.
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>>84257088
Viewtiful Joe was another banger not mid but pretty forgotten now
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>>84257166
You have no friends because you like your own company too much and don't really have the energy to try.
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>>84257195
Ano. Mind in early 2010s it ws a youtube fad to smoke Salvia n film yourself acting a menace. Weird era.
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>>84257183
i remember it, i knew it was coming, i still jumped lol.

apparently it was a German canned coffee advert (not a car advert)? wakes you up more than caffeine ever could O_O
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Had the most disappointing wank of my life.
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Wag1 blud welcome2 Gamezville brap brap gamer man ting x
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Sending my sprog to naomi house.
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Heard someone say that if McDonalds wasn't a chain, just one restaurant, that it would get a Michelin star easily. I agree
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Commited to going on a big walk tomoz if its Sunny but even if its not I will. Am getting fat as fudge its geting beyond a fudging joke at this point. n_n
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>>84257200
at least people were going on about it at the time, sorta like a 'cult following' game. it is good! really like the style/humour of it.

never played the full game but i liked the Flash version of that Alien Hominid. really polished. pretty crazy that the Newgrounds guy made a game that was actually released on consoles, that just didn't happen back then.
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Having a kitkat and a wuppa x
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>>84257269
There ws 5 games.It ws called the capcom Five.There was four games. As one got cancelled you see. That ws called Dead PHoenix.Kinda ironic? However there was Viewtiful Joe. PN03. Killer7. Resident Evil 4. Unlimited bangers works.I had all of them on the Game cube =UwU=
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>>84257275
Same but jst a protein bar wiv tea.Already had too much choco today.xxn_n
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Killer7 totally went over my head. Its more for adults I fink. Remember XIII. Another cel shaded shooter. Very fun. But they remade it a few yrs ago nd it flopped. Dontknow why they have to break things. Demons souls remake on ps5 is cooked aswell.
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>>84257290

Corr am craving some hot choccy me. Might get one at maccies or Greggs tomorrows x
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>>84256799
Do u have bombermans on snes?
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>>84257195
I'm watching "Screamers - 1995" now, how coincidental. I wont finish it though i've just chucked down my regular pills for the night and have about 15 min before i conk out.
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what was the Flash game a bit like Alien Hominid but there were some kids on a playground, a football you could kick? had a similar style, might have been by Tom Fulp.

>>84257286
missed out on some quality GameCube jeux kinos, me ;_;
might have to emulate that Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem some day. looks really fun and more like an adventure game they'd put on PS2 or PC (if that makes sense)
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>>84256904
i know one and she's never gotten a bf in 10 years and went nuts collecting pokemon lol
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Oldboy https://vocaroo.com/1oqaQcu8h11A
U notice japs n Koreans love waltzes In their dramatic films n horror films, RPGmaker games n stuff like that. Theres loads of examples.
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>what was the Flash game a bit like Alien Hominid but

never mind, ChatGPT got it in one.

Dad 'n Me
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/254456
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>>84257315
Go fr it lad Nice to give wee gifts to yourself.Ngl ave not drank coffee since 2023 but I would rly fudging love a Frappucino when its nicer weather like now See when its a nice sunny day nd you can get a Strawberry n Cream frappucino frm Starbucks. ITs like ice cream you can eat it like ice cream with the straw. Its amaze balls n_n
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>>84257333
Eternal darkness is brill. Would luv to play it again. Another underrated gem on GC. Second Sight. Same devs as timesplitters.
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>>84257342
haven't seen Oldboy, might have to give it a watch. was it the first of the whole koreaboo trend we're now on? Parasite and Squid Game and them.

for me it was Ong-Bak which was just a really well-crafted action film. remember it spreading by word of mouth at school, 'all the stunts were done for real', genuinely impressive.
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>>84257356
I love the Carmel fraps from Starbucks or Peets. You probably don't have Peets in the UK, it's even better than Starbucks and the whip cream is to die for.
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*caramel oops
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also really nice piano playing as usual Crosslad!

>>84257315
gan Greggs IMO, they're better. you could even go wild and get a mocha.

>tfw wasted my birthday Greggs cuppa from the app last month

make sure you use them before they expire, everyone
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>>84257396
fancy a cuppa catachino mate?
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>>84257405
i want to hit the mall and get a carmel latte classic American style
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Me? Large black americano please, no sugar.
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>>84257356

Never been much of a woffee man meself. I've always preferred wuppas or a hot choccy when it comes to hot drinks. I do enjoy the occasional latte x

>>84257396
>gan Greggs IMO, they're better

Agreed but I have a maccies breakfast voucher that needs to be used by Wednesday. Might go in the morning for a trekkie brekkie.
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what do you call a sad coffee?
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shitty nappy mongboys shitting themselves in fear x
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What a kino n_n https://youtu.be/OU8949uj5YI
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>>84257432
a depresso?
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>>84257376
Its pretty old now though but Yeah I guess itmust be. As it was in late 00s/early 10s that Kpop became popular too.I liked it back then. SNSD n stuff. But up until then. Like even in mid 00s. It wasnt that common to listen to kpop. Except a few like Boa. It ws all Jpop. Then korean took over randomly.Now jpop is the niche one.When its actuallyquite good still.
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>>84257316
I have super Bomberman 1-5 (Cannot find 4 atm I do have it it's in storage somewhere) and bomberman 64 an bomberman hero.
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>>84257376
Lol ave seen it my big sisters boyfriend had the DVD. I watched that wiv him. In like 2005. Haha. Funny memories.I found a few good films thru him desu.
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>>84257378
Never heard of Peets byt the frap looks good
>>84257479
Its got to be this?
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an unhappuccino
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>>84257525
you'd love it purin, it's sweet like you
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>>84257527
Lol that's a good 1 n_n
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>>84257410
you're welcome here anytime bong. the malls in the Midwest are nice because they're still mostly white.
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>>84257376
I went to a oldboy screening in time bout 15 yr ago where a lassie walked out,,Theres a bit where they pull the guys tooth out.She got up n walked out like "thats too far".Ave never seen someone do that before.Am squeamish about horror films myself but I jst would cllse my eyes.Anyway Its a good film.Its in a trilogy my fav was Lady Vengeance but oldboy is the better 1 to see first.Theyre way better than parasite etc to me.I wsnt into parasite me it was boring.
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In town* n_n
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Listening to a lot of Lana del ray lately.Ne1 else like her? n_n
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>>84257460
damn that is crazy. how many takes did they do to get that right? looks like some of the trips and reactions were improvised, just their natural reactions rather than choreography.

my favourite 'all in one take' thing is Corey Feldman's music video. child actor turned Michael Jackson LARPer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ67H9JHAHM
lots of little things that went wrong. upgrades it from cringe to funny IMO.
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>Massive economic crisis coming cos of the Jews
>SeasideMARK gone from YouTube
>Ruthmong nowhere to be seen
Not much point carrying on is there?
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>>84257595
Lol ave heard this. Mind in skewl this group came in nd preformed ljke a Play I guess ? Musical? About being in skewl, drugs, stuff like that the music ws a lot like this, like cheesy down wiv the kids style. Honestly a lot of the songs were quite catchy tho I would like to know what that ws called but its long gone from mind palace.
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>>84257584
>Ave never seen someone do that before.

not a horror/violence thing but i remember going to see Lord of the Rings Return of the King at the cinema and nobody could tell when it actually ended. people got up then sat back down, 'oh it's still going?'

also these two lasses started clapping when the credits rolled, they quickly realised nobody else claps at films and they stopped. only time i've actually seen that happen IRL lol
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It's like the Tweenies CD my wee sister had nd also the music from the Bratz game she had on PlayStation 2 you dint look for this music it finds you n grows on you by accident Lol
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Me dancing with them aliens on a Black Triangle UFO after they rescue me from Earth x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNK75Qj1M0E
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>>84257612
Not heard much from DVDlad as well. World gone mad.
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Oo aye https://youtu.be/b7ExPoZ2t7U
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there's no r9gay thread anymore.
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>>84257627
can you not remember any lyrics that are an uncommon phrase or full sentence? could type them into Google with quotation marks to see if it comes up on a lyrics site.

i remember one at our sixth form about drink driving and it was super corny. i respect the drama students for taking it seriously, but it felt patronising like when American sitcoms do a 'special episode'.
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>>84257637
Me when a lassie at my church got baptised Nd i felt liek i wanted to clap at the end but i didnt. Never seen a adult getting bnaptised before. I kinda wanted to ask why she wasnt already but not my business. Shes our age. Still it ws nice.
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>>84257652
hahaha i was just about to link this in response to >>84257639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ykPm1KRvi4

Bratz: The Movie is pretty funny in an Ed Wood kind of way. just a mish-mash of better high school films. it tackles the important issue of racism against deaf people but then deaf lad can just play the piano by feeling the vibrations, so he's fine.
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>>84257595
Love a bit of Corey cringe kino
https://youtu.be/0m7yHvEjWSE?si=m3DJ6tq-VKcQjoG5
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>>84257675
Yea totally like that. Ya know kinda like Eurovision music.Haha pretty much like our entry that year Was called School days or something. It was exactly like that.
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>>84257717
love how it cuts just before he does a breakdance move. lad needs to accept he's in his 50s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk
WHAT'S UUUP WITH THE YOOOUTH
WHAT'S UP WITH THE YOUTH
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>>84257716
Bratz has a lot to answer for its a bad influence compared to innocence of Barbie Polly Pocket etc (relatively).Still the tunes r okay.
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Honestly a cute tune. Brings back memories https://youtu.be/OYgE7O0OLyw
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Good times n_n x
Kick it Kev n_n x
https://youtu.be/f6LMpUPRjVQ
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>>84257830

For me, it's garlic n chips lid
Proper 2000s vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqwFDLQxfY
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Bebo days =UwU=
https://youtu.be/zUf4BCZBHY0
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>>84257797
i'm a moid so i don't really know about the original dolls, but i looked out of curiosity and they're not REALLY rebellious hellions. all their bios are just 'likes ____ music' and 'has a passion for fashion'.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAI1Onf2-Co
>Busted - What I Go To School For
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Sis is cooked
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We MSN messenger in life x
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>>84257830
>>84257841
these are great. it our culture x

wanted to hear the end of that pedal bike story, though ;_;
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Not the wetherspoons plate *5 skull emojis* n_n n_n n_n
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>>84257891
he got mraped
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>>84257855
Ano but they look like hoors. Lets be honest
>>84257869
Based n_n x
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>>84257900
o my days am howlin
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>>84257891
"Soz that was my m8" was a staple in them days x n_n
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We grind all Beehive Bedlam on Sky Entertainment after school in life x
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>>84257913
>Ano but they look like hoors. Lets be honest
yeah that's true, but to me that's why it's surprising their character bios aren't 'regularly skives school' or 'will do anything for cheap vodka'.

very glad male fashion is basically a solved problem. if a bloke walked around with his torso on display (and it's not just because it's a really hot day), it'd be weird. possibly even gay/metrosexual.
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And somehow Flamingo Land connects everything x
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>>84257933
i remember us thinking we'd got some insane high score on Beehive Bedlam. it gave you a number you could ring to enter a prize draw. phone bill went through the roof.
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>>84257899
Heres another cracker https://youtu.be/83RBE-BZ2a4
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there was that Beehive Bedlam spin-off sequel too, might have just been called Beehive Bedlam 2 and it was like a Lode Runner puzzle platform game.
clearly not as good so they got rid of it and then brought back the original Beehive Bedlam.
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>>84257933
That sky interface gives me hadrcore nostalgia desu. My wee pal on the street had Sky n we sat up all night in the living room watching cartoon network n stuffs. Courage the cowardly dog. Good times. Plus the remote control was snazzy. It was smooth but the buttons were rly clicky it ws like a fidget toy lol. Doesn't happen today everything generic n made on the cheap
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>tfw you will never stay up all night nudging cunt on MSN again
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>>84257967
>Greggs Halloween 2008
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>>84257978

>Greggs Halloween 2008

It overs x
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Wouldn't say no to a bat biscuit rn n_n
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Those biccys in greggs look as if they would be pure dry byt they're actual so nice n_n
Not easy to quit choco n_n
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>>84257887
Apparently she's a right bully off camera. Didn't somebody quit a while because she was treating them like shit?
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>>84257967
that's looks so good
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For some reason the smell of shortbread biscuits always brings me back to nursery/reception. I must have had some back then and now my brain forever associates the smell with that time.
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>>84258048

They tasted amazing too. My Nana used to get them for me all the time when I was little.
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Turns out bat biscuit is gingerbread qhich I dnt like =_= So I rather have a Spikey Mikey which is shortbread. Oh yes. OwO
>>84258051
So good hehe
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This is like porn when your on a diet n_n
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Greggs cookies as well. White choccy cookie. Nd a latte. Woooooooooow
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>>84258055
That's a sweet memory bong.
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1 more choccy porn image I saved recently n_n
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Oks this 1 aswell n_n
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O its a bump limit.May every1 who posted in this fred be blessed
Lord Jesus forgive us our sins save us from the fires of Hell take all souls to heaven and Help especially those most in need of your mercy..........Amen
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>>84258155
new edish
for us
>>84258155
new edish
for us
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Time for beddingtons soon. All this remembering stuff has tuckered me out x
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i have to eat din dins. goodbye bongs thanks for talking to me. hope you all have a lovely night~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjJl3s0w8dw
>Sky Interactive Games Tomb Raider
i remember this one. looking at it now it's just Prince of Persia.

the game i spent the most time on was Smash Twins. can't find any screenshots or videos ( ._.)
but it was like Pong + Breakout, and you could rotate the paddles with the left/right buttons.
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>>84258161
Lol same
>>84258163
Good night friend Or good bye



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