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I can't get over my obsession with female buttholes. I don't like just any butthole mind you, only nice ones. A tight, smooth, pink female butthole on an attractive girl is possibly the greatest thing in existence. Honestly I wouldn't mind being surgically attached to one of these girls human centipede style.
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It's crazy that the hole she shits out of is also the hole I want to worship with every fiber of my being.
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This is the sexiest part of a girls body, nothing else compares.
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>>84257064
i kinda get it. i want to worship femcel buttholes too
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>>84257064
If you like assholes then you like assholes. It is erotic and nice to look at while fucking but you like it more than normal. The pussy, the hole, the vagina feels too good to be below the asshole for me
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>>84257064
was this taken with a phone camera?
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This is why doggy style is the best. I love getting to stare at my wife's cute butthole while pounding her out.
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>>84257064

Eating the butts of women? But how do you avoid getting sick?
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>>84257404
you dont, there was a post from anon who got sick even when she was "perfectly clean" and puked for a week straight, you cant get rid of the bacteria altogether, and despite many claims of the internet experts, poopoo hole isnt meant to touch your tongue
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>>84257465

sad sad face
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>>84257064
do men actually like that kind of vulva where it isn't flat? mines similar but I see a bunch of posts about how they're ugly etc.
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>>84257157
From the photo's metadata, this was taken with a Celestron CGX-L Equatorial 1400 HD.
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>>84257073
>the hole I want to worship with every fiber of my being
fibrous logs come from there
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>>84257465
Silly hyperbole.
Unless your gut fauna and hers are absolutely not willing to play nice or you have a weird immune reaction, it's totally safe and fine, anon.
You're regularly touching things far less sanitary than some foid's butthole every single day. Then you eat without washing your hands.
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>>84258347
Wait, are you talking about the outer lips/labia majora? Big puffy ones are hot as hell. I
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>>84258370
>Then you eat without washing your hands
no i dont, i dont eat without washing my hands if i know ive touched anything any other human couldve touched
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>>84258388
yeah I am, I see a lot of men complain about them, so I'm a bit insecure
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>>84258437
Guys really don't care about what it looks like. The smell, however... Wash it, fembot. Scrub it long and hard. Wash the smeg from the outside and the funk from the inside. You can't be too cautious when it comes to your pussy hygiene.
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>>84258437
I think you might be mixing that up with the inner labia. A lot of dudes dislike "roast beef" but I've never heard of anybody disliking fat lips, but I guess I don't really know what most guys think.

>>84258522
I can't agree with the looks part. I mean, I wouldn't walk out on a girl because I realized her pussy wasn't my ideal, but a good-looking one is a massive bonus for me.
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>>84257064
>tfw girls think you gay for being into butts
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>>84258347
plenty of men like a fat pussy
fat pussy lips are the best, especially when the girl is on on your face and you can just stick your nose in it, hot damn
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>>84257064
The hairiness ruins it for me. She looks like a monkey, why so masculine?
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>>84259118
monkeys aren't typically hairless
and being hairless isn't typically masculine
brown retard
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The thread has been up for awhile. Where's the nona who hates anal?
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>>84258347
Sounds like yours is more aesthetic than average.

Which pusy r u?
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I FUCKING HATE PORN KIKES ON MY ROBOT BOARD, ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF TRANNY FAGGOT KIKES
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>>84259409
not OP but for what it's worth, I agree with you. There should be a grander focus on living life as a loser and our goals and shit, instead of devolving into /b/ tier nonsense trash. Oh well. Maybe you should check out that other website..?
y'know, the one that's made by guys like us, for guys like us, and moderated as such..?
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>>84257064
What does female butthole taste like, anons?
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>>84259475
You know, there is surprisingly higher quality and tasteful porn within baits, whereas porn boards usually make me barf.
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>>84257079
man you post this specific pic a lot. secret footfag too?

assholes are all dark and hairy unless bleached with hair removal for what is it worth. all of these women are bending over to rub bleaching cream in their assholes daily because it WILL darken again, and they have someone ripping the hair out of their assholes if they are not doing it themselves. not that i know from experience or anything.
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>>84259354
>number 27
lel
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>>84259475
>that's made by guys like us
kek
>for guys like us
KEK
>and moderated as such
TOP FUCKING KEK

this place too normalfaggot for you?
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>>84257064
Its also the hole and part of their body that women are the most shy about
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>admiring the part we poop from
Eww.
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>>84260820
Let me love your butthole fembot!
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i want to tie anal hating fembot down and just sniff, lick, kiss and eat her asshole for hours
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putting tongue in there feels amazing, would recommend
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>>84257465
That just sounds like they didn't spend enough time adjusting to each other's gut biome. He probably got a mouthful of her bacteria and his immune system freaked out.

I've eaten out my ex's ass and didn't die
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I wish I had a fembot butt to constantly admire and play with
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>>84260948
I want to fuck her ass to the point she enjoys it so much she gets fecal incontinence.
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>>84257465
I eat my wife's ass(and pussy) once a week on average, have been doing so since we started dating in 2018, never gotten sick from it.
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>>84257064
I wish my ass could look like this. Idk how people get such clean shave without razor burn and everything
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>>84262192
shes not that clean shaven shes just got blonde ass hair. maybe you could bleach yours
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>>84257064
>>84257073
I would lick that
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>>84260948
i want to coom in her butt and then browse 4chan while shes on the toilet farting my cum out and loudly cursing moids for being degenerates
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>>84257064
I am also an ass enjoyer. Hope you can satiate your cravings soon anon because it actually tastes pretty good

>>84257404
I have swallowed farts from my gf ass and not gotten sick, i think you can only get sick if theres actual poop on there or she poops in your mouth which ik some people are into but thats e.coli

>>84257465
It sounds like she probably was sick when he tongued her anus.

>>84258370
Most people's phone screens are extremely dirty, more so than the butthole of a person who stays at home all day.
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>>84257465
Lmfao who gives a shit about that faggot who got fed baby formula as an infant and now has a non existent immune system and 12 allergies. I have never heard or known anyone have a problem from eating or fucking ass, that includes me. It's insane outlier bias at play.

>>84258394
You wanna tell me you never touched your filthy phone or keyboard before picking up a snack or something? Lmao gtfoh faggot. What are you even trying to prove here? That we are savages for worshipping female body while you are a sophisticated picky homo?
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>>84258370
>>84261859
>>84261962
>>84262626
>>84262727
>eating shit nuggets out of someones asshole
What the fuck is wrong with humanity
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>>84262750
It's real
Tell them to stop eating poop and they will get mad at you
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>>84257064
from experience I can tell you that fetishes went away with daily sex.
If I don't fuck for a while I start to get complicated fantasies.
If I fuck daily all I want to do is fuck my gf's holes, lose interest in oral and anything more complex.
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As oral goes, I much prefer rimming than eating pussy.
Unfortunately, women don't really get pleasure from it. It's just relaxing
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>>84262750
Just because you saw skidmarks in your mom's or sister's dirty laundry doesn't mean that's how things usually operate
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>>84262889
You dont understand this is mental illness
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>>84257064
saw a lesbian strapon video doggystyle
the girl had such a cute butthole but I regretfully didnt save it
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asshole just tastes better period, all that matters is that she didnt take a shit since her last shower and that's it. Pussy is an unholy amalgamation of 5 different bodily fluids and functions while ass is just body sweat. Not that you virgins would know.
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>>84260173
not everyone is a black nigger like you i have a natural pink asshole
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>>84260173
>assholes are all dark and hairy
they are, because whites are real rarity nowadays
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obviously we want to eat pink stacy buttholes not brown hairy femcel ones
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>>84257465
I eat pussy twice a week and eat her ass a few times a year and never got sick from it, I only eat ass after she's had a shower though
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>>84259354
R o l l m u t e d k e k
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>>84257073
>she shits out of
This doesn't happen. They don't poop. The buttholes are just there for show.
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>>84257404
>But how do you avoid getting sick?
I don't.
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>>84259354
25 is the only good one, maybe 13, the rest are trannyholetier
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goddam i miss pulling 12 inches of dildo out of my ex's ass & sharing the taste with her.
women who love getting playing with their asses are the best. lol.
love women ass! AWOOGA! BRAAAAAAAP SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF



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