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I'm having an existential crisis.
I have come to terms with my life as a 20 year old man. The only way I am getting any pussy worth fucking is getting a college degree and geomaxxing. This is fine. However, I recently had an epiphany that this is the extent of the pleasure of my adult life. I play video games to pass the time while I do my zog homework, but fast forward two, three years, it's just going to be teaching english to nips while I fuck yellow pussy when I'm not working.
All life is truly suffering. I am only looking forward to finite desires which probably won't be as good as I'm imagining them to be.
When I have accomplished this goal I'm sure I will have another crisis, for now I live in a pervasive apathy while I vegetate in front of my screen playing wow private servers and writing essays for my classes.
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>>84257444
what private servers? i love turtle WoW, but i haven't logged in in a few months. i wanna get back into it and i even got my girlfriend to play it with me last time and she said she was ready again too. but we're playing minecraft a lot right now as our main game so i haven't gotten around to it. i'm also afraid the server will get wrecked by the lawsuit.

also, all you need to get vagina is to be hot. secondary is to have money. nothing else really matters after that. obviously you also need opportunities to talk to girls, but without the hotness or the money you're not gonna get anywhere.
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>>84257444
>is getting a college degree

I wouldn't be too sure.
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>>84257513
I play on Tauri WoW, it's releasing Legion soon.
I'm decent looking but I want a long term relationship and the women I'm around are not interested in that. I also want to see the world before I die, so I'm better off just getting a wife elsewhere. I don't plan on coming back to the USA, either.
>>84257522
why not?
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>>84257444
>teaching English and fucking nips
You're about 30 years too late for that one, man
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I can't wait for ducks like you get drafted so I don't have to hear your pathetic moid whining
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>>84257444
>I'm not even old enough to drink but I know my life is over
Go back to roblox, fetus
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>>84257543
>why not?

Unless you got things really well planned out, you might just be setting yourself up for endless debt and unemployment.
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>>84257660
I come from an upper middle class family and have accrued zero debt so far. My career is highly employable, especially in the parts of the world I want to travel to.
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>>84257444
maybe try making things instead of consuming things all the time
that helped me feel less shit about life



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